#so he started explaining how some politician's daughter was lesbian to the country hosted gay cruises and shit
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Randomly remembering a time me and my lesbian friend got drunk in a semi-formal dinner and thought this guy who had literally told us he went to a gay cruise was straight
#I even asked him to repeat it three times#the last time I was like “I don't think I head you right”#so he started explaining how some politician's daughter was lesbian to the country hosted gay cruises and shit#i don't remember the country guys I was drunk#and then I went “Ooohhhhh me and (my friend) would fit right in there#and he asked if we were lesbians#but I didn't wanna out my frinds and my brain farted for a second so I said “you could say that”#and he said “eh labels don't matter anyways#but them my friend was like what did he say#and i explained to her#and we both kinda went#“ooh straight allies~~ we stan”#and we only found out he was gay#when three days later another friend present at that dinner told us he was#because he showed a picture of his house to another guest (presumably at the same dinner)#and upon her compliment#he responded with#“of course it's well decorated it's a gay man's house”#and my lesbian friend and I were (supposedly) right there#we both proceed to die inside#im only posting this because I have an exam in 20 mins and I cannot get this off my mind
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