#so h0rney

[tellmeimbaby2]

still ovulating = still needy af

need someone to come make me feel good 🥺🫶🏻

[i9hrtszn]

when you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers :3

ooh, hiya! nowadays, these are the five songs i like to listen to:

1. after hours - kehlani. (it's just so enjoyable to hear, like i fear if i don't listen to this my life would be incompletely shattered into pieces.) 2. girls - the kid laroi. (i usually do not listen to male artists, but idk why i keep this habit up. this song ate, like it makes me feel so b1tchey idk why lmfao.) 3. marilag - dionela. (i love this song sm like fr, it's my signature comfort + delulu song.) 4. sweet nothings - denise julia & jay r. (also another one of my fav songs, it's another one of my delulu songs that i listen to when i feel h0rney.) 5. serial heartbreaker - fletcher. (it's a catchy song that's so vibrant and captivating. i love listening to this whenever i'm bored or need something to dance to.)

please don't bash the stuff i listen to, i'm just a person who loves songs like these ever since i was born.

[h0neyp0tat0]

!! MINORS DON'T INTERACT, THERE WILL BE 18+ STUFF ON THIS BLOG !! I'll block ageless blogs !!

I haven't written anything really for yeeeeaaaars and only ONCE posted any of it anywhere online. I realized that I need to stop thinking about how I SHOULD write and just. WRITE! 'Cause I'll never improve, if I don't even begin

♡❤About Me❤♡

| Enby | They/Them | 30 years old | AuDHD | J-Fashion lover | Artist | Panromantic | Graysexual | Non-American |

⋆✦Rules/Info✦⋆

I don't have much experience and I'm not 100% sure what way I'll be going with this blog, so I don't exactly take requests. But if you DO decide to send one, then please have patience with me, my AuDHD brain and lack of skill/experience-

I'll write one-shots, drabbles, imagines,headcanons, reacts, etc. the usually shorter stuff. I may have my own headcanons about certain things, but I'm willing to entertain the "what-ifs", even if it's not canon-friendly, is an unpopular fan opnion or doesn't match-up with my own. Will help me try new things too.

Under the "Read-More" link, you'll find the lists over what I will and won't write~

✔Things I WILL/CAN write✔

Romance, Queer Platonic & Platonic/Familiar relations

Polyamory, Monogamy and Non-monogamy of other kinds

I'll try my hand at any gender identity and sexual/romantic orientation to the best of my abilities and with some research. I will however use they/them pronouns as the default

Likewise, I'll try my hand at neurodiversity, autoimmune diseases, disabilities, etc. but if I feel that research isn't enough, I may put a pin in it for later

This also goes for specific religions/culture/races/heritages/etc. I'd like to be able to write for any type, but as someone with a somewhat "unusual" family background myself, I know things can get super varied and specific. So I rather wait, than write something that is based on flawed understanding

Fluff

Comfort

Character react to Subculture!Reader and SpecificFashion/Aesthetic!Reader

HCs of Character as Subculture!Character and SpecificFashion/Aesthetic!Character

Smut (will be tagged as "H0rney" or "H0rneyp0tat0" ): - BDSM and Vanilla both - Sub!Character x Dom!Reader (switches included) - Dom!Character x Sub!Reader (switches included here too) - Petplay - CG/L, Mommy/Daddy Kink, whatever you wanna call it - Some CNC!kink and paraphilias that can be accomplished in a consensual and safe manner (use/mention of safewords, included aftercare, mention of prior discussion/planning, etc. to show consent. Think; somnophilia scenario that has been agreed upon beforehand, choking where the dom keeps track of the color in sub's face or make substitutions for safeword if they suddenly have difficulties talking, etc. I'm pretty limited in what I'll go with but you can throw in a suggestion/thirst if you want to.)

If a Character (or a PC) is a minor in the original media, then the most anyone will get, beyond Platonic/Familiar, is AgedUp!Character or Puppy Love (no encouragement if significant agegap or it will be something like "Character x Reader meeting/knowing each other when they were children and having a crush" stuff)

✘Things I WON'T write✘

Anything too ark and gory (at least, it will not be graphic or specific. It'll at most refer to Reader's past trauma) like torture, miscarriages, etc.

Paraphilias (based on the definition of extreme and dangerous, without consent and with intention of harm and/or abuse), actual beastality, rape or the like

Scat, ABDL, urination (Ain't gonna shamekink, but I simply can't get into these enough to actually think up anything I'd write)

This list may change over time (though it is likely just to add to it or rephrase) Anything not on the list, you can feel free to ask about but I make no promises

[tellmeimbaby2]

In Paris the city of lovers and about to go to bed without a lover 😞wish there was someone who could help make this city feel even sexier than it does already

[sethdomain]

Man, can’t believe i fell into a hole where i shipped dr flugg and miss heed together

[sprimps]

my piece for @marvelouszine <3 (outfits: steve / tony)

[silverdelirium]

Ohh okay thats coolll cus :) i wanted to share a h0rney thought ive been thinking about where reader is sleeping w theo in his dorm which has draco and blaise and he starts fingering +dirty talk her in the middle of the night telling her to stay quite cus they wont wanna wake up draco and blaise so its just soft moans but until the 3rd orgyy she couldnt hold it anymore and moaned really loud then draco/blaise/both lol started groaning too and turns out theyve been awake, fisting their cocks after hearing her moans.

Ok tht was long sorry hehe 🥴

this is so😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 because they’d all stare down at you once theo is done w you

“how about we put on another show for blaise and draco, lovie?”

“dunno if i can-“

“well too fucking bad because they wanna see you so spread those fucking legs”

[shinsoussimp]

Is it h0rney hours? Then... how about Aizawa bending a fellow teacher over his desk? 👀

a/n: anon, i was so close to throwing in something about present mic catching you... but i stopped myself lol XD i hope you enjoy!

Warnings: smut

Aizawa with a fellow teacher after hours

all the students had gone to the dorms for the night while most of the teachers worked in their rooms to prepare for the next school day. but per your almost daily routine you slip out of your classroom and head over to class 1-A. once you shut the door behind you aizawa looks up and his eyes darken with a smirk.

“everyday... you come in looking so desperate. but don’t worry, i like that. come over here, love.” he commands as he stands up and pushes his chair out of the way. he sits you down on his desk and pulls your lips into a kiss. he pulls the collar of your shirt down a bit and leaves a hickey, that can be easily hidden. he didn’t want you two to get caught of course.

“stand up.” you get off his desk and he pulls you into his body, and into an even more heated kiss. before long your pants and underwear and down by your ankles. he turns you around and bends you over his desk. you can’t help but glace over at the door every so often concerned about what would happen if someone saw you in such a compromising position.

“relax love, no one’s gonna walk in.” he leans in close to your ear, pressing his clothed dick against your ass. “i want your attention on me, not the door.” he purrs into your ear and you nod quickly. he starts to leave a couple marks on your shoulder as he slides one finger into your hole. you try so hard not to moan out loud, reaching up to grab the front edge of the desk, knocking over a cup full of pens in the process.

“well now it seems like you want to get caught, hm? you want everyone to come in and see me fuck you?” a shaky more escapes your lips as he adds a second finger. you reach up to cover your mouth but aizawa swats your hands away. he picks his speed up and adds a third finger, you’re already squirming and shaking under him.

“n-not enough.” you moan and start grinding against his hand “n-need your cock..” he chuckles and pulls his fingers out of you. 

“well im not opposed to that.” he teases as he undoes his belt. he pulls his dick out and strokes himself slightly as he lines up with your hole. he slowly slides into you, a slew of curse words leaving your mouth while a groan leaves his. he starts thrusting into you slowly.

“you feel so fucking good, baby.” he praises as he picks his speed up. you’re a complete mess under him, squirming and grinding against him. all of his dirty words pushing you closer and closer to the edge. he’s pounding into you now, both of you trying to keep your moans quiet. you reach back and grab his arm trying to let him know you’re close.

“you almost there baby? good, me too. c’mon cum for me, love.” he speeds up even more causing both of you to lose it. the knot in your stomach, unraveling as aizawa slows down as well. you two stay there like that for a second trying to catch your breath after such mind-blowing orgasms. he helps clean you up and you two straighten each other’s clothes. after a little bit more making out, you tell him how you have some more work to do before you go home. you say your goodbyes and you head towards the door. 

“i’ll see you tomorrow~” he teases. you laugh, jokingly flipping him off as you walk out because you know he’s right. he will see you tomorrow.

[ackermanshoe]

Same anon who wrote about Eren and Armin asking Levi to watch Mikasa when they die. Imagine Levi and Mikasa impulsively fucked during a sparring session sometime before the timeskip and Levi gave Mikasa space because she was still confused about her feelings despite enjoying the sex more than she thought she would and that's why Levi angsts about unrequited love in that one chapter.

Oh my 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I'm not sure I'm supposed to answer this anon because it's my first h0rney and seggs related ask lmao 😭

Although I doubt Levi and Mikasa would be thinking about seggs during a time like that, I can imagine them craving each other's touch to take their minds off erenbullshit and everything in canon yk.🤭

The one thing I'd add is that although Mikasa was "in love" with Eren that time, spending time with Levi would make her realise he's not just a friend with benefit to her. He's her comfort and escape from this cruel world, only for the night. That's when she low-key starts having deeper feelings for him which is why we have the alternate universe/ dream where even her subconscious mixes up Eren and Levi. ( I MEAN IT ONLY MAKES SENSE ISA, ITS CANON IDC )

Anyway, realising her feelings for him and over hearing the conversation ( I'm referring to the other ask ) between Armin Eren and Levi, Mikasa distances herself from Levi and Levi with out a question respects her boundaries.

Ofc that unrequited love scene 💔💔💔💔😔 that broke my heart, it's obviously referring to this situation that happened behind the scene. Levi thinks Mikasa didn't like him at all but mikasa's been too worried about Eren to talk to him.

Finally we have the 138 panels where Mikasa asks Levi to help her, he's eye gleams because he trusts Mikasa to do the right and she is. It's like watering a plant and it finally blooms a flower, standing up on its own. Levi's proud and have hope for their relationship in the future. It's canon 😒 139 isn't so I'm just NOT gonna about talk about it 💜

It's very weird imagining rivamika not being utterly and unconditionally in love with each other's soul mind and body alike , this ship leaves canon in the trash where it belongs, they're just so perfectly made for one another.

Thanks for the ask anon 💕👯‍♀️

[carrionmagpie]

(same stalker) and yes I am u_u I cannot follow you (I simply can't follow anyone who even sometimes posts vaguely h0rney content bc absolutely assured it WILL be the one thing that pops up while I'm checking tumblr in public) so sometimes I just check your blog for new art manually like a boomer. Anyway, Sweet art bro, Love it

This is a tragically sweet respond ghdhgsdoa

Thank u mwuah

[pa-panda-heroes]

NSFW Pirate!Dabi x reader continuation

Find part 1 here-. I’d rec reading that first but i guess you don’t really have to~

This is literally just a concept i came up with in the middle of the night, tired and h0rney, and away from functioning internet signal. and this part i wrote sleep-deprived and thirsty af for this man; proceed with caution lmao (it’s messy)

As always, minors DNI.

Words: 1,761

“I’m a patient man, despite what most say,” he had said.

“Such... a liar, Dabi,” you breathe out, your fingers digging into his raggedy, dusty blue peacoat. He smells of rum, gunpowder, sweat, and the sea, but there’s a strong whiff of charcoal there that tickles your nose pleasantly, halfway masking the unpleasantries of his scent.

“Me? Nah, never.”

You jolt when his teeth graze your collarbone while his rough, dirty hands massage and squeeze the flesh of your thighs underneath your chemise and dress. Your head cranes back as he continues to suck bruises on your neck, with the holsters of his pistols on each hip and the scabbard of his sword digging into the inside of your thighs as your legs were wrapped around his waist. Your ass end rested on a crate, courtesy of the pirate, and your skirts were bundled up in your lap, the back of them thankfully saving you from splinters of the wooden crate.

Dabi had commandeered the fine vessel that you were quite easily, with his smooth voice and elegant demeanors despite his calloused and rough appearance. He had a way with words and getting people to do as he wanted, though there was no trickery with you. Seems you were just as interested in Dabi as he was in interested in you.

“You said you were a patient man,” you refute breathily, breaking off your sentence to sigh blissfully. “I wouldn’t call this patient!”

You hear a chuckle out of him before he stands upright to look you in the eye, one hand gripping the back of your head to hold you in place as he leaned in to touch the tip of his nose to yours, his eyes an intense flame in the dark of the night and even darker black around his eyes, charcoal meant as a measure of protection against eye infections. Meanwhile the other hand slides up feverishly to your drooling cunt, fingers slipping into your folds and toying with them. You mewl.

“Oi, look at me, love.”

You moan blissfully, head trying to crane backward again as your spine arches your chest toward him, though he held you in place. Your half-lidded, lustful eyes attempt to flutter shut, but you fight back and keep them open to meet his.

“I seem to recall gettin’ yer name first,” he says brusquely, smirk wide when his fingers move to rolling quick circles on your clit, his face still less than a breath away from yours. “The impatient one was you, my dear. Kissin’ me first like that.”

You moan at the change in his ministrations, though the sound is quickly swallowed up by Dabi as his mouth takes over yours in a deep, lustful kiss. He has the taste of rum and deeply buried regret. Your hands fumble around his chest, frantically bouncing back and forth between holding tight to his clothes or to his neck and shoulders, your legs tightening around him an pulling him closer.

Dabi pulls his fingers away from you, eliciting your whine into his mouth, which causes a husky chuckle to rumble in his chest against you.

“Mm, Dabi-“ you slip between kisses, “want,” he nips at your lip, “you.”

He continues to kiss, pull, and suck at your lips while his hands are busy with unfastening his buckle as quickly as possible to let his hard cock free, his other articles of clothing forgotten out of necessity. “I know it, love,” Dabi says into your lips, full and sure of himself. “So impatient.”

You squeak when the leaky, pre-cum coated tip of his cock pokes at your needy, drooling entrance, and you hiss when it slides into you before you glance down to watch, entranced as your pussy begins to swallow Dabi up. “Good fuckin’ girl,” Dabi hisses. “Takin’ me so easily, like yer made for me, eh?”

His girth and length have you wondering if he’ll even fit, though despite that, your mouth waters in anticipation.

Your loud moan at the slow stretching of your gummy walls is drawn out by his sluggish pace, either to tease you and rile you up, or to let you slowly adjust. A pleased sigh breaks from you before you’re gently pushed onto the crate until your back is flat against it, with the dark-headed pirate hovering above you, one hand on your shoulder and the other hiking your leg up over his elbow as his arm wraps around your knee. Your ass end is slightly lifted off the crate, giving you a perfect view of your hungry cunt swallowing him right up.

Dabi plunges himself in to the hilt suddenly, groaning when he’s finally balls-deep inside of you, and you cry out at the motion, a tinge of pain swirling within your head-splitting pleasure. “Fuck, so tight,” you hear him hiss, Dabi leaning over you and planting a flat palm against the salty and damp wood underneath you. “Might just have to steal ya away an’ keep ya up my ship, little bonnet.”

“Mhm-!”

Unlike his other fine treasures, you were fully capable of consenting to his plundering and walking right up to his ship and boarding all on your own--and by Davy Jones’ beard, you were tempted to.

A life of piracy, the smell of blood and gunpowder, the sight of glittering gold and silver, and most of all, the sweet taste of freedom, it was something you never realised you wanted until now. Funny, how one, singular moment can lead to such an epiphany.

Dabi snaps his hips into you, and you cup a hand over your mouth to hide away the cry of pleasure that results as he continues to thrust deeply, sharply into your core.

Maybe he wasn’t serious, mind-drunk in pleasure of his own, when Captain Dabi said that he would steal you away, but you’d find another route. Maybe not with him, maybe with him.

You pant like a filthy seadog as he fucks you, the muscles in your legs tensing and your head spinning right ‘round, your moans and whimpers hiding behind the bone and flesh and otherwise of your hand, dainty in comparison to Dabi’s. Your breasts bounce under the rumpled fabric of your dresses, nipples neglected and hard.

“So wet and tight for me you are, love,” he coos through gritted teeth.

Your hand drops to your side, both of your hands holding onto the crate for dear life as he thrusts in a quickened, hurried pace. “Dabi, fuck- touch me!”

Dabi apparently takes note of his neglect, as his hand hoisting up your knee lifts it to his shoulder and he leans closer to you, that hand snaking up your skirts and pinching your pert nipple. You keen when he pinches particularly hard and gives a tug, pressure and smooth waves of pleasure building in your lower abdomen.

As if a man starved for contact, Dabi lowers impatiently to tongue your mouth again amidst the slapping of his hips against your ass, soaked and nearly dripping from your combined juices. His hand makes work at your nipple and the movement of his torso only brings your leg further toward your chest, which allows his cock to reach deeper within you, seemingly splitting you open every time he hits the spongey spot that pulls a sharp cry out of you and into Dabi’s mouth.

Your pitch soars higher and higher until the sounds emitting from you are mere little, adorable squeaks that Dabi could easily get drunk off of just from hearing the tiny sounds, your pretty little head tilted back and away. “Oh?” he questions haughtily. “Ya gonna cum on my cock, love?”

“Yes, yes!”

“Gonna cum for me, are ya?”

“Yes, please! Please!” Your fingers dig into the thick fabric of his coat atop his shoulders, with you desperately wishing you could graze his skin with your fingernails. The peak of bliss and likely best orgasm of your life are within reach, a small blip on the setting horizon, though it’s stolen away from you in an instant when Dabi suddenly pulls out, leaving your drooling and clenching pussy to weep alone.

Eyesight hazy, you feel Dabi grip your chin tightly, roughly, as he jerks your head to face him. His spiky, inky hair and green tourmaline-coloured eyes are at first a blur to you, before your own eyes focus and fixate on his smirking form.

“Eyes on mine, y/n.”

You nod vigourously, uttering a mantra of “yes,” and “yessir” that only ends with a, “yes, Captain,” that brings about a roguish, mischievous grin from Dabi.

“Atta girl.”

Dabi’s eyes flicker to your cunt when he guides his cock back into your hole with a groan, with your eyes fixated on his the entire time. Once he bottoms out he’s thrusting again, picking your pleasure up right where it left off as his eyes lock into yours. Your lips are parted subconsciously, your hands finding the sides of Dabi’s cheeks and cradling them as he picks up a quicker pace, hips slapping against your ass.

The hand previously toying with your nipple finds its way to your throat, his thumb and fingers squeezing their respective sides in the perfect place at the perfect pressure, fogging up your mind and leaving you to dwell in your pleasure. You struggle to keep the eye contact you were ordered to keep, your orgasm nearing and stalking you like a shark circling a shipwreck, and your eyes roll back. Your attempted moans and sobs sound utterly pitiful, though the wet slapping between your legs rings clear.

“Gonna cum,” you try to warn him, though it only trickles out a jumbled, slurred mess.

Clawing at his wrist, a choked cry of pleasure leaves you when your orgasm comes crashing down on you and cum hard around his cock, clenching and squeezing it for all its worth and trying to coax Dabi’s warm seed inside. Your own hot fluids drench his cock and drips down your asscheeks.

Dabi lets out a choked groan at the wet, warm tightness, and with a few pumps of his hips, his hot cum paints your twitching and clenching walls with a low moan of his own.

“Fuck!” you hear him curse, panting, as he comes down from the high, with you in blissed-out tow.

Your head spins and your thoughts are foggy, but you manage to muster up something to say. “Take,” you sigh, “me with you.”

You hear him chuckle, his thumb apparently caressing your chin.

“Don’t mind if I do, love.”

[lonionjon]

*i have this theory that most yurafnuggers are just confused weebs h0rney for hot anime guy so if this can sway you to the lawful side please do consider

*character is Sergei from Parties Are For Losers by @nopanamaman

[tellmeimbaby2]

currently ovulating & soooo incredibly horny. all I can think about is being bred by a big thick cock. my nipples are so swollen & my pussy’s so sore from clenching around nothing at the thought of being filled to the brim with cum

someone please come make it better 😩

[vivires]

Wow I’m so got damn h0rney 😪

[tellmeimbaby2]

need extremely graphic DMs explaining all of the filthy things you’d do to me 😍