#so glad to know the context now but MAN. KEVIN. 😭.

[caleohateclub]

The saddest I've ever been watching a Starkid production was just now when Sami left Kevin's room at the end of episode 6 as the lyric "but she's gone when I awake" played and I expected Kevin to suddenly wake up. BUT HE DIDN'T. AND IT BROKE MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES

[burned-lariat]

Hello friends, time for GH Fall Previews!

Nina/Sonny: I honestly think that the end of Sona isn't really coming...not in the way we expect, anyway. It reads like a mutual break of some kind, but I would at least hope that if Sonny is as changed (lol) as the show constantly claims he is, then it won't be the end.

Martin/Lucy/Tracy/Brook Lynn: Honestly, I'm just glad the ex-wife is still a factor in this story. May our absolute fantasy of it being Erica Kane live on!

Mason/Austin/Ava/Cyrus: So...the same shit that we've seen, but with some kind of twist(?) since Nikolas is officially back w/ AH in the role. And I guess it's nice JK is sticking around too? Idk anymore man.

Carly/Drew: I'm sorry, Carly and WHO?! Do not do this to me, temps! No! Let that man suffer! Leave Alexis out of that mess! 😭

Anna/Valentin: Oh good, progress. Seems to be a theme with these previews.

Spencer/Trina: I know y'all think it's sex, and part of me thinks so too, but I'm taking it with a grain of salt. Who knows, maybe they'll revive the teased marriage of convenience! Not that it would be *good* but it'll be better than this GirlPeter nightmare.

Ned/Eddie: Had this been the actual Ned, I'd be all for freeing him from Olivia. But now I just don't care.

Molly/TJ/Kristina: So...what, the surrogate flakes? Kristina gets rid of her somehow, the sisters fight and go no-contact? And where does TJ fit into all this? Are we somehow getting a Krissy/TJ hookup? What are we even doing?

Cody/Sasha/Dante/Sam: Hopefully we get nothing but Sasha happiness for the next five years.

Curtis/Portia: Do. Not. Care!

Finn/Liz: See above. Free Liz!

Dex/Joss: If they cheat with you, they'll cheat on you! Go there, temps! DO IT - FREE DEX. And God forbid Dex want to stay in the mob because he feels like he belongs! God I hate this couple!

Gregory/Chase: So...does Brook, Tracy, or Liz speak out of turn to his face? That's what I think of when I think "unlikely" in this context.

Felicia/Mac/Cody: I wish we could do away with this dumbass retcon for Mac & Cody. But yay for Felicia!

Laura/Kevin: Welcome back, Queen Genie! But also Laura wasted all that money to go overseas for nothing. Sheesh.