#so glad i cant get hank hill speech bubbled for this bc he only grills with propane <3< /div> Explore tagged Tumblr posts

[violenceenthusiast]

i've started getting targeted ads for barbecue charcoal briquettes and while it's nice to know i've made it as a butch, the guy in the ad... his technique was for shit just a ridiculous arrangement of meats and veggies placed in complete disregard to heat dispersal with and the coals not even arranged with a mind to heat dispersal in the first place just absolutely way too many coals dumped through the whole bottom of the grill and not to mention the loose, unskewered asparagus over the grate that would fall into the coals at the slightest provocation like they better talk to their props department because in the meantime they're disrespecting the sensible grillers of the world and embarrassing themselves as purveyors of charcoal