#so for a full minute i just stoop in front on my mirror. left tiddie out. gathering myself looool
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moonchild-in-blue · 6 months ago
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Sun fucking the tomatoes dry, you say?? You’ve heard of people draining peoples’ balls dry, now you’ve got the sun itself getting that juicy thing to release all of its juice and seed and left like a shriveled corpse. Like the Dracula not of blue balls but of these plump tomatoes ready to burst
What a wild assortment of words.
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You're so right bestie 😌 Cheers, here's to Sun / Tomato porn 🥂 🌞🍅
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