#so for a full minute i just stoop in front on my mirror. left tiddie out. gathering myself looool
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Sun fucking the tomatoes dry, you say?? You’ve heard of people draining peoples’ balls dry, now you’ve got the sun itself getting that juicy thing to release all of its juice and seed and left like a shriveled corpse. Like the Dracula not of blue balls but of these plump tomatoes ready to burst
What a wild assortment of words.
You're so right bestie 😌 Cheers, here's to Sun / Tomato porn 🥂 🌞🍅
#the red liquid in her cup is the tomato juice#where can i get myself a Mr Sun cus damn 👀#i want you to know i was changing into my pajamas while reading this.#so for a full minute i just stoop in front on my mirror. left tiddie out. gathering myself looool#muwah i love your brain#darya answers#nsft#<- i guess???? what do you call vegetable/astro porn???#(“but tomato is fruit” OKAY SHUT UP)
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