#so extravagant and utterly useless the perfect shitty rich dad gift

[glassamphibians]

omg glass thank you for signing off on my tags i think it’s time we all acknowledge nico and hazel are nepo baby-esque. hades is the god of riches and he’s paying for everything

absolutely the god of wealth aspect of the underworld kids is so severely under appreciated. esp with hades canonically underpaying and neglecting his employees like. in the lightning thief the labor conditions of the underworld were a pretty major point of discussion & i think hazel & nico would have Opinions. also extremely dad behavior to suck so bad and go “listen i can’t suck that bad i gave you a chauffeur with no car for him to drive you should be greatful”