#so expect it around sunday 🥴

[bvidzsoo]

What if I write a Mingi drabble where he's a car mechanic and looks like this:

What then??? I will probably perish, but it's fine haha

[misspearly1]

“Im bored. Wanna play?” With Max Phillips 🥴😩

Ooohh, Nonnie! 😏 I love this prompt choice for Maxie, it fits so nicely for him, however I must admit that when typing this up, I was still in my fluffy feels 🤣. We got ourselves some soft Max Phillips over here. Thank you for sending this into my blog and I hope you enjoy the read, my darling. ❤️

Overstimulated

Pairing: Max Phillips x You (F!Reader)

Warnings: 18+ Content. Minors DNI. Established Relationship. Teasing, flirting, complimenting. Smut. Gentle/Passionate smut. Oral (M receiving). Over stimulation. Fade to black sex in the bathtub. Lots of fluff.

Prompts: "I'm bored. Wanna play?"

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Staying at home this peaceful Sunday, you chose the activity that most people would do and just relaxed to the full extent by doing all the little things you love. 

First up was sleeping in late this morning, and you loved every minute of it. Secondly, you ordered breakfast rather than cooking it yourself, and you savoured every bite. You were just feeling lazy and enjoyed the delicacy of someone else cooking for you instead, and thirdly, you’ve just finished running an extra hot bubble bath and plan to read a book for the next fifteen or twenty minutes while the water cools down enough for you to climb in. 

It’s the little things that bring you comfort and joy.

Your vampire boyfriend however, Max Phillips, has just come home from work earlier than you expected him to. Not a lot of people at his firm work on Sundays, but a few take up any chance they can get working double time, and today as it seems, Max came home early because it’s too quiet in the office. Well, that’s your immediate assumption because the man is a workaholic. 

“Hey baby,” You greet him as he enters the lounge, “Everything ok?” You ask, though you suspect everything is ok and you’ve already assumed the reason why he’s home early, you still ask just in case something is wrong. Besides, it opens the door to a conversation about how his day has been and you’re interested to know, even if there isn’t much to tell. 

“No, actually. Everything isn’t ok,” He replies, and your mood shifts instantly with worry. Setting your book down and sitting up straight on the sofa, you look at him with furrowed brows and pat the empty seat beside you, beckoning him to come explain what’s wrong.

After shaking off his jacket and draping over the back of the sofa, he loosens his tie while walking towards you, the expression on his face speaking of mischief and devilry. “Just spent six hours at work doing nothing, toots. It was torture,” He explains, pouting exaggeratedly, “Then I come home to find you on the sofa, looking so fine and beautiful.” 

You blush. Hearing the little sexy growl in his voice and feeling flattered by his compliments, the mood shifts once again, worry was quickly replaced with relief and arousal, especially when he takes position on the table in front of you and leans in, his proximity dangerously tempting your sexual desire to just jump on top of him and make love, though you hold back on the urge just to be a tease. 

“Max,” You tut and shake your head at him, “You scared me for a second there. Don’t do that again, I thought something bad happened.” You berate with a whine in your tone, but it just flies over his head anyway because the vampire abilities he possesses can sense the lies in your words. You’re not actually mad at him, not in the slightest, in fact, you found his actions amusing. 

“But it’s the truth, toots.” Max argues his case and point, dragging the tip of his finger up and down your inner leg with a smirk on his lips. “I can’t help but feel the way I feel when you look so fucking hot.” He pays you another compliment, this time with a genuine warm smile as you blush again. His hands, cold and soft to the touch, slip around the back of your legs with a gentle squeeze as he maintains your eye contact. “Do you have anything to do? Or do I have you all to myself?” He asks, keeping in mind that you were just about to read a book and how you like to spend your Sunday’s relaxing. 

“Just my bath, which is cooling down,” You reply honestly, your eyes darting to the book with a shrug. “I could read later tonight instead. Why, what do you have in mind?” You watch as Max subtly bites his lip, his dark wanton eyes roaming the expanse of your face with suggestion. “I’m bored,” He whispers seductively, his hands groping your thighs now, “Wanna play?”  

“Gee, I thought you’d never ask,” You respond eagerly, mirroring his actions as you, too, bite your lip with an anticipated nod. “I’d love to play, Maxie,” closing the gap ever so slowly, you dare an attempt to pull your head back, but the man was far too quick. He chuckles softly while his hand darted up and cradled the back of your neck, holding you still to lean in and plant a kiss on your lips. 

“Stop playing with me, toots.” Max growls into your mouth and smiles against your lips before slipping his tongue inside. You slide your hands up his chest and pull his tie off completely, caressing his shoulders that draws out a groan so delectable to your ears. He breaks the kiss, sighing breathily, “Love it when you do that.”

You close the gap this time and kiss him fervently, passionately, expressing your love wordlessly. Max picks up on your desires, not only from your actions but from the smell of your pheromones too. It’s so potent that it makes him feel weak in the knees. Usually, he likes to take the lead and show you a good time, but right now, he follows your movements as you guide him to sit on the sofa and lean back.

“Open your shirt for me,” You ask while kneeling to the floor, situating yourself between his legs. “Too many buttons and I’m too impatient,” You reach out for his belt and open it up, pulling the leather through the loops on his pants before tossing it over your shoulder. 

“Fuck,” He makes a surprised sound, breathing deep and hard with a palpable ache to feel your lips around his cock. “Don’t have to tell me twice, baby.” He groans, popping the top three buttons of his shirt open before pulling it over his head and throwing it to the side. The man would tear it open, but you bought him this shirt and he doesn’t want to ruin it.

You giggle from his actions regardless, finding something so sweet and wholesome about him being gentle. It wouldn’t matter to you if he did tear it off, but you liked that he didn’t. Hips lifting off the sofa to help you pull down his trousers after you open them up, your brows raise with delight when seeing, and hearing, his dick spring back and slap against his lower stomach. “Oh,” You whisper while watching dribbles of pre-cum leaking out of the tip and onto his skin. “Someones excited.” 

“Can you really blame me?” Max chuckles bashfully and looks at you with accusatory eyes. “My gorgeous girlfriend is sitting between my legs, of course I’m excited.” The muscles in his legs tense as you reach out to hold them, running your hands up and down his thighs firmly, and smiling proudly at the way his dick twitches from your actions. You love seeing him so clearly affected by your touch. 

“Well,” You say, looking up at him, “Don’t let me keep you waiting, sexy.” Leaning slowly while holding his gaze, he watches you attentively as you drag your tongue up his cock and his mouth falls open with a gasp spilling from his lips. You swirl your tongue around the head before taking him inside your mouth with a gentle suck, the action making him jerk away with sensitivity and throw his head back in bliss. 

“Nghh! Don’t stop, don’t stop.” Max chokes out, and you love the struggle he faces when trying to talk coherently between pleasurable moans. You take more of him inside your mouth until it becomes uncomfortable in your jaw, then you begin bobbing your head up and down, sucking him off with skill as you fondle his balls. You feel the weight of them in your hands, so full and desperate to release its contents into the warmth of your mouth.

The man balled his hands into fists at his sides and his jaw clenches with his brows tightly knitted together. “Fuck!” He grunts, then gasps with hurried breaths. “Fuck. Gonna cum already,” He warns with a tinge of shame to his voice, as if he were ashamed for not lasting longer than he usually does. You don’t mind either way. It’s rewarding in itself to see the man unfolding before your very eyes so quickly. 

Upon feeling his balls tighten in the palm of your hands and watching him throw his head back with all the dirty noises you love to hear that were so satisfying to your ears, you braced for the load he was about to spill. You sample a taste of salt on your tongue and hum around him, the vibrations of your voice working as added stimulation that just ultimately pushes him over the edge. 

“Ohhhh,” Max moans, deeply and gutturally, he moans through his release and spills ropes upon ropes of his seed directly down your throat as you gulp it all back. Even after he had given all that he could, you continued to suck his cock until he became overstimulated, groaning brokenly as he jerked away. “Too much, toots.” He whispers, needing a moment to come down from his high before re-joining reality. The man's head was in the clouds, overcome with ecstasy and euphoria. 

There’s only been a handful of occasions where you’ve been able to render Max so weak and exhausted with satisfaction, and that was after he had gone several rounds with you first. Seeing him exhausted and completely spent right now brings you a huge sense of pride and achievement. He needed a little longer than a moment to come back down to earth, and while he did that, you peppered him with loving kisses, praises in your whispers and reassurance in your stroking touch. 

Moving up his body slowly and gazing into his eyes, you kiss his lips gently and mumble how much you love him, to which he mumbles how much he loves you too in return. And as soon as his stamina and energy returned, your clothes were discarded quicker than you’ve ever removed them with your own hands and before you knew it, he whisked you into the bathroom and lowered himself into the tub with you held in his arms.  

And together, you shared a hot bubble bath, making love to each other passionately.

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[dhufflebee]

Formula E ⚡️ Misano E-Prix ⚡️ 13-14 april 2024

I attended the Formula E weekend in Misano and had an absolute blast! 🏎💙 The energy was incredible, with great moments on and off track and lots of extra activities to do — I can't wait for Formula E to become a staple at the circuit, so that even more people will attend and enjoy

Some thoughts about these two days (+ a bunch of pictures I took down below) 🏁

The cars are super cool and seeing the racing live was AMAZING, lots of oohing and aahing from us fans under the Quercia and I absolutely love the sound even if it's goofy (hoovers on wheels <3) I'm for sure biased but I enjoyed saturday's race quite a bit more than sunday's – lots of overtakes all around the track and my faves all had good/great results!! whereas mechanical dnfs make me kind of upset and rowland's nissan spluttered to death literally in front of me so :( The schedules are kind of absurd tbh, those poor guys get squeezed to hell and back starting from the crack of dawn plus racing & fan interactions with little pause – i guess it makes events more sustainable and easier to attend, but damn I feel for the drivers and team members There was a frankly insane number of McLaren fans, way more than I expected (mainly because it's Italy aka Ferrari land, but also in general) – the funny thing is the Neom car is BRIGHT NEON ORANGE especially under the sunlight. No papayas in sight. Catie Munnings is a goddess. I witnessed James Barclay almost pouring an espresso all over himself because a random kid wasn't looking at where he was going

The drivers were all friendly enough (even though with the way the rounds and the paddock itself are organized I'm afraid they get bothered much more than they'd like 🥴)

Paul Aron was a permanent fixture in the Envision garage, I feel like I've seen him more during the weekend than I have my grandma lately

Max Guenther is nice but seems a bit more reserved than the other drivers, comparatively

Sebastian Buemi is truly pocket sized

Oliver Rowland was absolutely lovely, he often had his daughter with him and that amplified the adorableness; when I wished him good luck for the race on saturday he thanked me and gave me a genuine smile with crescent moon eyes (idk how to better describe it, he was very cute and a lot chipper than the others) 🌸

[clatterbane]

Buying my first apartment in Sweden: How we won the bidding war - The Local

Beautifully lit photos of apartments, all staged with the same furniture and art, tell you only so much. So, for weeks on Sundays we found ourselves shuffling on wet socks through, admittedly often very charming apartments, the purchase of which we were apparently going to be deciding on based on a ten-minute viewing.

If that was not stressful enough, the bidding per SMS would start right after. I quickly found out that the apartment you were already decorating in your mind, could easily be sold for a million and a half more than the asking price which was about, well, a million and a half more than you were able to afford. Being outbid at an auction, I was assured, is a quintessential Swedish experience. Think of it as part of your integration.

You can therefore imagine the surprise when one Monday night, after some listless bidding on a place we liked but seemed way too nice for us to win, our latest bid was top of the list. Never mind that we only saw the apartment once and together with 70 others: What if we put the sofa there?

Kinda wishing I had run across this piece before going through a very similar confusing whirlwind process recently, tbqh. For possibly a little better idea of what to expect!

Because the main things that experience had in common with any real estate purchasing procedures I had encountered before elsewhere were that (a) there were agent listings involved, and (b) we went to physically look at some places.

I really, really was NOT expecting the bidding blitzkrieg which immediately followed, basically as soon as we saw a place that we both thought we could live in, with a vaguely affordable anticipated selling price. Some back and forth with the bank and the agent, and within about a week and a half in that case? Bing bang BOOM!

We now kinda-sorta own* an apartment! Which we did only look at once for maybe 10 minutes, as the second showing straight in a row. When I was seriously overloaded and also soaking wet from the pouring rain--trying to carefully wheel and peer around the place, without venturing too far into most of the rooms to avoid dripping dirty wheelchair water all över the current residents' previously spotless floors! 🙃 Padding around in wet socks would have been WAY less stressful, and I was working pretty hard on avoiding an obvious meltdown. At least we were the only potential buyers there, until another couple came in as we were about to leave.

I really wasn't taking in more info in that effectively by that point, and didn't even manage to get my own photos/video of the place to process later. Just too brainfried, and didn't realize that was the only real chance we were going to get to evaluate the options before making any final decisions.

But, we have a final handover meeting set for the beginning of December. Yay? 🥴

I knew the real estate market was supposed to be pretty wild, with a bit of a housing shortage ongoing in Malmö too. (Cities in general, AFAICT--and getting out beyond the suburbs unfortunately wasn't looking like a practical option right now, for various reasons.) But, I really was not expecting the process to move that fast! 😰 Figured there would be more time to consider the options.

Another case where I was SO GLAD to have the Household Swede handling pretty much the whole adulting shebang there including the money, really. He did seem to know what was going on, and what he was doing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Even though that did also leave me feeling even more discombobulated, and without much control over important things happening in my life!

Bit of a continuing theme lately, but hey. Too autistic for this shit, but trying to deal! 😬 Not much else you can do, beyond staying aware of the problem--and focusing on whatever you can manage to hopefully avoid too serious a burnout. (Which is of course another story of its own. 😑)

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* It's complicated, since the default here seems to be condo type setups where you also pay a monthly fee to the housing cooperative association? 🤔 Unless it's a freestanding house, but the standard in more urban areas does seem to be housing cooperative apartments. (More on how things work: The road home – buying a residence in Sweden)

Glad to be in a better position than many to move straight from a temporary rental that his New Work helped set up, and into buying a place. Especially with the crazy rental situation. But, it's all A Lot to take in!

[seoafin]

i finally got to read the whole fanbook JSJAJAJ and the 1st and 2nd years (tokyo) + sashisu’s birthdays are interesting,, this is according to the chinese + japanese solar terms :

yuuji - march 20

- 4th solar term

- during the vernal equinox or shunbun no hi in jpn.

- it's part of a week-long celebration called haru no higan (higan 彼岸→other shore, buddhist pārāmitā), when ppl would honour the dead and sweep ancestral tombs.

- in terms of yinyang, it's the day of perfect balance between the yin and yang.

- in the gregorian calendar, it's usually the marker for easter sunday, which represents "rebirth"

a very meaningful day for someone like yuuji!

megumi : december 22

- 22nd solar term

- during the winter solstice 冬至 (dongzhi/toji)

- in terms of yinyang, it marks the end of yin and the beginning of yang.

- it's also the darkest day of the year, where shadows are longest/largest.

fitting for his technique hhhhh

nobara : august 7

- 13th solar term

- the beginning of an autumn 立秋 (li qiu/ risshu)

- the phrase 「残暑お見舞い申し上げます」refers to a season’s greeting used from that day until the next solar term

- in terms of yinyang, the yin is gradually taking superiority over yang during this time

inumaki - october 23

— 18th solar term

— 霜降 (shuangjiang/ soukou)

— marks the "descent of hoarfrost"; when the difference in temperature between day and night is sharply felt

the first chinese pentad for shuangjiang is "豺乃祭兽"; 豺 is a type of wild dog,, the pentad apparently refers to how wild dogs first exhibit their captured prey as though holding a ceremony first before eating them

and knowing the meaning of toge's (thorn) name and how it's likely to be a constant reminder to him, courtesy of the elders in his clan, of the perils of his technique, i can understand why no one rarely calls him "toge" and only use "inumaki" when the others are on first name basis

yuuta - march 7 :

— 3rd solar term

— "驚蟄/啓蟄" (jingzhe/keichitsu), or the "waking of insects"

— marks when nature stirs after winter sleep

— 驚 means to startle, so it doesn't rly refer to a peaceful awakening

there's a chinese saying that "spring thunders startles a hundred insects"

which is interesting, since he seems to naturaly have a presence that startles ppl around him

also! unlike inumaki’s birthday, where it's said the ground begins to be covered with frost, yuuta's birthday is said to mark when the ground begins to warm up

this guy exists to stir shit up LMFAO

maki + mai - january 20th

it's the last solar term of the year, also known as 大寒 (dahan/ daikan) or great cold. it's recognised as the coldest day of the year.

the 大寒禊 :

大寒みそぎ (daikan misogi) = occurs on this day.

禊 (misogi) = a shinto ritual purification. u submerge urself in water

大寒禊 (daikan misogi) is done on daikan (during winter) to purify urself and pray for a year free of illness. participants are clothed as little as possible for it,, it's also believed to give u a strong body.

interesting when u think of maki !

THE LOML,, SHOKO ,, AKUTAMI U DID US SHOKO STANS DIRTY AS HELL ,, I WAS RLY EXPECTING MORE INFO ON HER U LIL SHIT,,,

shoko - november 7

- 19th solar term

- 立冬 (li dong/ rittou), the beginning of winter

- the “end” ; the collection of crops by the end of the year

- this is an important day (sort of like a festival)! ppl will hold rituals, feasts and other activities

gojou - december 7

- 21st solar term

- 大雪 (da xue/ taisetsu), great snow

- it marks the beginning of heavy snowfall

- many proverbs state that a heavy snowfall will bring a good year

akutami’s “now that gojou’s in a box” comment 🥴

geto - february 3

- 1st solar term

- 立春 (li chun/ risshun), beginning of spring

- the beginning of all things

- in china : ppl pray for/to their ancestors, praying for good fortune, exorcising evil spirits, welcoming the (lunar) new year, farming celebrations, all of which are usually done on the 1st day of spring and several days before and after of it

- in japan, this period is called setsubun,, a custom called “mamemaki” is done, ie : involves exorcism to drive away misfortune, bad health and evil spirits

- basically a “cleansing day” in both countries in both countries

tbh,, at first i thought that he’s a june kid and i liked the thought of him born in june bc the solar term is,,,

june 6 - 9th solar term

芒種 (mangzhong/boshu), "grain in ear."

it marks the end of the grain-growing season and the last chance for sowing. "過了芒種, 不可強種"

the jpn pentad from this term is "腐草為螢" - "rotten grass attracts fireflies"

i just think it’s neat that the sss trio birthday according to the solar chart marks the beginning of winter to spring, until spring stop arriving for the third time 😃 (everyday,, that one color page of sashisu, ijichi, nanami and haibara make me feel like dying inside,, and the 「花ー時、春ー盛り hana itsu toki, haru hito sakari 」 - the flowers of youth last but a fleeting moment ,, reminds me of the chinese idiom “青春不再 qing chun bu zai” - one’s youth will never return

akutami...pls,, just stfu abt the angst for once and give us fluffy slice of life instead

completely irrelevant fun fact: the character for megumi's name (恵 in jpn, 惠 in chn) is used in this chinese idiom "秀外惠中" which means "beautiful in appearance, and intelligent in matters of the heart" more or less - 🐱

it’s so funny to me that akutami can plan out so many intricate details and plot points but for a lot of other things he's just like "your answer is as good as mine" LMAO

YES SHOKO WAS DONE SO DIRTY!!! we got nothing substantial like......it’s clear she’s an afterthought compared to stsg.....

i’m also not that big of a fan of akutami pushing the whole "haha shoko doesn't care" agenda, because he could’ve really developed her. im not saying he has to develop her a lot since she’s a secondary character, but all we get is “shoko likes alcohol and is lowkey an alcoholic” which becomes her only personality trait and what fans associate her with.... 😐

who knows we might get a scene later, but still....i don't like it....

[destinyc1020]

So what I’m reading is even if Tom does show up in LA prior to the oscars no fan sighting will be correct because he’ll have to quarantine for 10 days? And same with when he arrives in London only him or one of the family members will give that away. We’d go 10 days without a sighting at any location? Does anyone know when they are going to announce the presenters?

Does anyone know when they are going to announce the presenters?

Presenters for the 2021 Oscars have not been formally announced yet, and I really don't know when they will announce them tbh.

All I know is that usually, the list of presenters for the Oscars trickles in gradually. Last year, a few presenter names for the Oscars didn't start getting announced until a couple of weeks before the Oscars, but then more and more names started getting released about a week prior to the show, with lastly, the FULL list of presenters coming out just a few days before the show. 🥴

I'm not sure when they will announce them or how they will do it this year, but usually in times past, the presenter names start to trickle in gradually over the last two weeks prior to the ceremony.

Also, in pre-covid times (at least), they would usually have everyone who's presenting come to the Dolby theater the day/night before for rehearsals onstage. Not sure what they will do this year. 🤷🏾‍♀️ I was thinking too, that with covid running around, they might need to get quick presenter replacements for those who may get sick last minute, or fail their covid tests. 🥴🤷🏾‍♀️ So, it will be an interesting award show year for sure lol. 😅

Here are a few things that we do know about the 2021 Oscar show based on the articles linked below:

The 93rd Annual Oscars will air live on Sunday, April 25, 2021, on ABC, beginning at 8 p.m. Eastern Time (5 p.m. Pacific Time).

The Oscars will NOT have a host this year (3rd time in a row)

Don't expect a traditional red carpet with celebrities walking down lol 😅

The main show will take place outside in the Union Station outdoor area, while performances will be held inside of the Dolby Theater

Nominees who can't possibly make it to LA for the event will be allowed to be virtual

https://www.wsj.com/articles/oscars-academy-awards-2021-time-how-to-watch-nominations-11617815368

https://collider.com/who-is-hosting-oscars-2021/

HTH!! 😊