#so already she's group texting this two days later like ohhh my god JUSTIN I'm so SORRY I never got your COKE | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

blujayonthewing · 1 month ago

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my mom, audibly agitated, about an alleged interaction with justin two days ago that he didn't remember having had: I didn't just completely make it up! why would I totally make up a conversation that didn't happen??

me, justin, mom's husband:

#lmaooooo #THIS was a tiny minor thing with zero importance so we all-- all four of us-- very quickly just went WHATEVER it doesn't matter #but this was extremely funny kdhgdk. yeah mom good question! GREAT question.#totally unrelated but I love living in an era where most communication is text-based and thus creates a paper trail #anyway it must be said that two hours later she texted the group chat like #'I forced myself to really think about it and realized it was actually [brother's friend] I had that conversation with'#WELL waddya know! were you AGITATEDLY INSISTING something happened that you completely misremembered? 🤔#also I wanna just throw out there that the conversation in question was:#'do you want something to drink?' 'sure I'll take a coke :)' and then mom wandering off and forgetting to get it #so already she's group texting this two days later like ohhh my god JUSTIN I'm so SORRY I never got your COKE #okay!#ohhh my god you guys I'm sorry you're right it wasn't justin it was TYLER I didn't get the coke for #.... okay!#justin didn't accuse her of lying or anything either to be clear he was just. REALLY confused dkgjhdfkjgdh #about me

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