#so after like a week of cautiously biking around these massive mother fuckers
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Shout out to Davis CA where there's a flock 30+ strong that live in a cemetery, commute through town to one of the elementary schools, threatening cars and stopping traffic like them boys from Greece Lightning.
#you just#bike around them#had an exchange student staying with us#and she was like wtf is that#i could not remember the word en français for the life of me#so after like a week of cautiously biking around these massive mother fuckers#I casually go#oh yeah#le dindon#and when I say she THREW HER BIKE#she leapt off and threw the bike on the ground#DINDON#yeah#like... pilgrims and thanksgiving#yep#like what you see in the freezer of a supermarket#well sans feathers but yeah#the existential crisis this poor kid had#to be fair it is a weird scenario#that you just#get used to#those literal dinosaurs? that will fight you if you look at them wrong#*cackling*
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