#so I'm just kinda learning SQL on my own

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

I just want a job where I work from home, do some boring repetitive data entry spreadsheet analysis etc. task, and never have to talk to anyone on the phone that doesn't work at my company. Is that so much to ask.

[schakira]

if you don't mind op, i went on paint and decided to ponder which option's really worth it for me. allow me to give you my reasoning bc i kinda want to :3

for the first option, i feel like, in the country i live in, 300$ a week would be a meager win but there are so many problems that will come with that money that i'd rather pass. i hate doing administrative work.

3 minutes is an incredibly short amount of time for a time stop. i feel like it'd be useful for catching up certain distances but on the daily... i dont live a life that's so action packed i'd need a short time stop.

i love birds! that'd be cute

there are no size specifications for the meals so technically (im reaching) i could conjure a meal of 200 subway sandwiches and feed it to the homeless for free, and sell another meal to the rich (1 kg of caviar? costs $35,000)

i dont encounter problems that include locks on a daily basis. in my mind, if a door is locked, i'm better off not opening it.

a 50% discount on everything? like everything everything? even my paycheck and the money i gain? that sounds terrifying. nothing would change! (probably not how you intended it but i love reading too much into things. monkey's paw......)

absolutely terrifying. the thought of me living this long is both exciting and alienating. i'd feel incredibly lonely in my discovery of the future. it's pain. i want to grow old with the people i love.

i don't smoke :/

i'd rather live with the satisfaction that i became fluent in a few languages on my own! but the 6 other languages i'd want to become fluent in would be somali, mandarin chinese, arab, spanish, russian... and i can't think of another one! any other language i can think of, i'd love to learn them on my own! :3 since i can't think of anything else, then i'll pick an extinct native american language, like holikachuk! (alternatively, coding languages are also a thing! if so, i'd pick python and C. maybe SQL) (provided those are 6 new languages, if not i'd just have to pick 3...)

my final answer ended up being the meal conjuration :3c and even if it doesn't work like i envisioned it, then i'll still delight in having 2 free meals a day. maybe i'll give one away for free anyways!