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juniperhillpatient · 2 years ago

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damon WONT stop getting on the dresser & scratching at the tv for no reason & I keep yelling at him to stop & he just looks at me so I yelled in an angry voice “the clown says NO” & threw this clown I stole from a shop in tennesee at him & he leapt off the dresser and crashed around the apartment at top speed banging into walls for a bit & im just imagining my neighbor hearing me YELL “the clown says NO” followed by a series of crashes. this is really fucking funny to me for no reason at 2 am

at least he calmed down? thanks creepy clown doll that I stole when I was insanely high

#I went from mad to amused so fast lmao #I don’t know. yelling that the clown says no was really funny to me #also the memories of that clown doll are sooo funny #I was SO mad at my brother & our friend for hooking up & making things weird #so I spent the rest of that vacation high or drunk or both & stole hundreds & hundred of dollars worth of stuff #omg & our other friend broke into a historical building & stole a fire hydrant & sprayed it at all of us??#& our other friend got so mad she almost ditched him in the wilderness Omg she was crazed #……that was all so random I just randomly remembered. anyway #wow I haven’t thought of that vacation in years. it was kind of terrible. my friend tried to set my hair on fire. it was a whole thing.

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