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rabbitindisguise · 6 hours ago

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I forgot how much having a cat was about getting into ten thousand tiny little arguments a day where they do their best to die via unnatural means (poison, electric shock, etc) and you're just like. excuse me. excuse me. please do not??

and then they run around the house a bunch and bite you bite you bite you

#personal #if someone had posted this I would have been like 'oh it sounds like she wants to play!' yeah it does doesn't it #only except for how in the last 24 hrs I was trying to get in some play session time because I was worried about her mental health #but no she said she's old and has bad joints and didn't want to tolerate my tomfoolery #it's only the past. thirty minutes?? that she almost died like four different ways #thank god she has her little window to stare out of #I have a moment of peace to write this post #and now I can't rest easy since I know she's awake and alert and stuff #she also almost scared me half to death because she wasn't eating full meals for like a week. full hunger strike right in my kitchen #so I fed her the yummy smelling (lol no) regular wet food #and she loved it! and then puked. and then . . . kept eating regular meals?#and I wake up today and GUESS WHAT #begging pleading for food like she hadn't eaten in ten thousand years #chewing on scraps from her cardboard scratching post like a miserable orphan #so I fed her the food she hates so much she stopped eating in addition to her regular meals #and she ate half of it #and then chewed on my headphone wires too #cats man #why are they like this

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