#so I can easily take a scrawny middle aged man even without scissors
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Walking to 7-Eleven after 10:00 PM hits different
#It feels like you’re in a liminal space#Especially if no one is out because of it being 20 degrees and icy#Fortunately I live somewhere relatively safe#(except for some random guy and his friends who — according to my neighbor — he had to stop from harassing women)#But I haven’t seen them (yet) and if I ever do I will stab them in the carotid artery with folding scissors lmfao#I had CPI training and can get out of and put people into holds#and I once dragged a file cabinet on a rusty metal hand truck like a draft horse for over a mile in 93 degree heat and lived#so I can easily take a scrawny middle aged man even without scissors#And if he’s seen me around he may not even want to mess with me because I’m fast and my head is on a swivel#and I stare people out#and I carry home ridiculously heavy items in a ridiculous fashion to let people know exactly how strong I am#so if he’s seen me and still decides to mess with me he’s either stupid or asking for it
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