#so I ate alllll of it

[dynamitekansai]

WWEonFOX: Roman Reigns laughed at the idea of Solo Sikoa becoming Tribal Chief 👀

[mu-linnie]

watched jekyll and hyde… had some Thoughts about it

[kustar-ryumi]

oughhhh drawing boioberries because i wan blueberries........(hungry)

[sharlsworld]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ the sainz effect — 𝐎𝐏𝟖𝟏 ❁

( 𝗈𝗌𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝗉𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂 𝗑 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗓 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝖿𝖾𝗐 𝖽𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝗐𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋， 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗉𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍？𝗆𝖺𝗒𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝗒 𝖺𝗎𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖾

✫ i kinda really hate this i got lazy at the end sorry

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yn

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yn i’ll be back japan 😋🫰🏽 kinda boring race, happy birthday oscariño, getting fined for having a tummy ache is crazy, me & lily were munching alllll weekend, 8/10

lilymhe My favorite date 🥰🥰

⤷ alex_albon sigh

lando you’re so cute

lando 😍😍😘😘🥰 i’d eat sushi for you btw

⤷ yn do it then

⤷ lando okay let me mentally prepare myself. let’s go to dinner tomorrow tonight

⤷ yn i do not like the way you said that

⤷ lando may we please go to dinner where i’ll eat sushi for you at 8pm tomorrow night sweet beautiful kind princess?

⤷ yn 👍

⤷ lando chat is that rizz

⤷ alex_albon never beating the norizz allegations

⤷ lando oh who is you

carlossainz55 Saying “tummy ache” at your big age is crazy

⤷ yn fuck i’m glad you got fined you bitch.

⤷ carlossainz55 I was just teasing bug don’t be upset with me please

⤷ yn shut up i don’t like you right now

oscarpiastri Thank you! 🥰❤️

⤷ nicolepiastri I didn’t even get a thank you that sweet Oscar

⤷ oscarpiastri Mommmmmmmm

francolapinto i miss you mami

⤷ yn i miss you too franco

charles_leclerc I think you should fly back to Monaco with me I need some consoling after that race you know? 😢😢

⤷ yn awhh poor baby come pick me up

⤷ charles_leclerc omw mon cœur

⤷ carlossainz55 No???

⤷ yn fuck out my face you cunt

⤷ yn take my stuff back with you too

⤷ carlossainz55 Guess I’m the butler now

⤷ yn obviously. don’t scratch my suitcase either or i’ll punch you in the throat

⤷ carlossainz55 Okay gyash 💔

maxverstappen1 Should’ve been in my garage

⤷ yn i was in your garage in china though

⤷ maxverstappen1 I just miss you schat

⤷ yn i miss you too maxie

⤷ redbullracing he’s giggling rn

lewishamilton Hey I had a bad race too

⤷ yn yeah but you took my brothers seat so…☹️

⤷ lewishamilton I’ll give it back I’ll drive the Williams

⤷ scuderiaferrari No??

⤷ lewishamilton Such a cockblock 😒

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lando

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lando just ate sushi no biggie

yn good boyyyyy

⤷ lando my pants were JUST on

⤷ carlossainz55 No i’m sorry bug you have to find someone else lando has too big of a playboy reputation. Sorry lando.

⤷ lando oh but when she does it it’s okay?

⤷ yn what are you trying to say?? cause i’ve never done anything with any of the drivers. i think i’ve kissed charles twice

⤷ charles_leclerc thrice…and it was amazing

⤷ lando nothing you’re perfect babylove you can do wrong cause you’re so perfect and beautiful and amazing and smart and kind and funny

⤷ yn yeah that’s what i thought

maxverstappen1 Fuck you’re beautiful

⤷ yn aw thanks maxie 🥰

⤷ maxverstappen1 of course baby

⤷ alex_albon looks like max is going up in the lineup

⤷ danielricciardo wait tell me who’s winning wtf

⤷ alex_albon 1. charles 2. lando 3. max 4. lewis 5. franco

⤷ charles_leclerc fuck yeah

⤷ lando how am i not number 1 i just ate fucking sushi for her

⤷ francolapinto fuck me than damn

olliebearman bro ate an ice cream sundae while lando was conquering his biggest fear

⤷ lando hey don’t make her sound bad i loved it so much i didn’t even gag. breathing exercises work guys

charles_leclerc 😾 she likes me more

⤷ lando and what makes you think that?

⤷ charles_leclerc we’ve literally kissed thrice. THAT MEANS SOMETHING. and, she hangouts with my family so

⤷ lando oh yeah? she hangouts with my family too and me and her dad go golfing together SO HA

⤷ charles_leclerc oh yeah? really? me, her, her mom, and her sisters went out to brunch in spain last year SO HAHA I WIN

⤷ lando FAWK

⤷ yn guys…no…stop...seriously

⤷ lando whatever you say babylove

⤷ charles_leclerc whatever you say mon cœur

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yn

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yn 🍉🍓🍒

charles_leclerc so radiant 😍 let’s kiss 🌹

⤷ yn no ❤️

⤷ charles_leclerc aw man 💔

lilymhe My beautiful babe 😩😍😍

iamrebeccad The most gorgeous girl 😍😍😍❤️

francisca.cgomes oh girl i’ll be stealing that dress 🥰 you look so sexy 🫦🫦

⤷ yn omg i’m blushing

oscarpiastri 😍

⤷ carlossainz55 Oscar?

⤷ charles_leclerc wtf oscar you’re my son

⤷ lando my own teammate? 💔💔💔

⤷ maxverstappen1 Oscar I’ll push lando off the track in bahrain if you cut all contact with y/n…promise

⤷ francolapinto b-but you said you’d learn spanish for me… was that a lie??? a disguise?

⤷ pierregasly yoooooo get in there oscar

⤷ lewishamilton 😐

oscarpiastri Very pretty

⤷ yn thank you oscariño 🥰🥰

⤷ georgerussell63 Oh! Just in we have a new man in competition for y/n’s heart, things just got crazy. Who will get the final rose? Stay tuned

⤷ charles_leclerc fuck my life

⤷ lando naurrr don’t do this to me

⤷ lewishamilton i’m literally richer than him

⤷ francolapinto AGHGDHEJSJDNENS

⤷ maxverstappen1 Guys, she’s obviously gonna choose me. Just back out now

⤷ charles_leclerc fuh nah i have the best chance out of everyone else we’re literally neighbors

⤷ lando ok and i go on her family vacations??

⤷ francolapinto yk what, i quit

⤷ lewishamilton me too 💔🥀

⤷ georgerussell63 JUST IN FRANCO COLAPINTO AND LEWIS HAMILTON ARE DROPPING OUT OF THE COMPETITION FOR Y/N’S HEART

⤷ kimi.antonelli touch grass

⤷ georgerussell63 You cannot be talking rn

⤷ kimi.antonelli you right you right

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yn

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yn p1 for oscariño, p3 for lan, dnf for carlitos (you’ve been a bad boy yuki), 7/10

carlossainz55 At least you still have my back when you’re mad at me

⤷ yn yeah now can you bring me a shirley temple

⤷ carlossainz55 Making it now 😒

oscarpiastri Maybe you were my good luck charm, you should hangout in my garage more

⤷ lando 😾😾

charles_leclerc You looked so beautiful in the paddock mon cœur ❤️

⤷ yn awh thanks charlie 🥰

lando why did oscar get cute pictures and i got the one where i wasn’t paying attention

⤷ yn well why wasn’t your attention on me???

⤷ lando please don’t guilt trip me right now i’ll cry

⤷ yn whatever get me sushi

⤷ lando going right now

⤷ georgerussell63 Thoughtless obedience, I love to see it

⤷ lando frick off

nicolepiastri I can’t believe you got Oscar to pose for a picture so easily, and with such a big smile too! 😂

⤷ oscarpiastri Mom, please.

⤷ maxverstappen1 Okay I didn’t push lando off the track but you still won!!

⤷ yn ???

⤷ maxverstappen1 I quit, I’m going out tonight

⤷ yn stay safe maxie 😊

⤷ maxverstappen1 Always schat

⤷ alex_albon wait i’m gonna cry that was so 🥲

⤷ georgerussell63 With a bittersweet goodbye, Max Verstappen drops out of the competition leaving Lando, Charles, and Oscar. We’ll be back next week folks.

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oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri She said she knew a spot

yn do you like my fab oscar???

⤷ oscarpiastri What’s that?

⤷ lando i like it babylove

⤷ oscarpiastri What’s a fab?

⤷ charles_leclerc I love it mon cœur

⤷ oscarpiastri WHAT IS A FAB??????

⤷ yn fuck ass bob 😾

⤷ oscarpiastri Oh yes I love your fab honey!

⤷ charles_leclerc HONEY??? WERE LOSING HER LANDO

⤷ lando can’t we just be a throuple + one? ☹️

reyesvdec So cute! ❤️

♥︎ by author

georgerussell63 In the city of love? 👀

yn i love traveling with you oscar

⤷ oscarpiastri I love traveling with you too honey

lando friends, family, fans, it is with great sorrow that i admit that i, lando norris, drop out of this competition. i will be going out tonight

⤷ yn stay safe lan 🥰

⤷ lando always babylove. i’ll always cherish our time we spent together

⤷ yn we’ll always have miami

⤷ lando always

⤷ yn so i’ll see you in a few days at dinner with my family right?

⤷ lando of course

⤷ georgerussell63 And then there were two, the competition dwindles down to Charles and Oscar after Lando surprisingly drops out of the competition with a heartfelt goodbye just a few days after Max dropped out. They’ll always have Miami, see you soon folks.

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yn

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yn kinda nervous

carlossainz55 Dafuq 🤨

oscarpiastri ❤️

⤷ carlossainz55 DAFUQ

⤷ charles_leclerc DAFUQ

⤷ charles_leclerc no mi mon cœur

⤷ lando dis gur

nicolepiastri 🥰🥰❤️

alex_albon i smell someone else dropping out of the competition 👁️👁️

olliebearman first date kinda nervyy

⤷ carlossainz55 Ollie don’t make me call Charles.

⤷ olliebearman Party pooper.

charles_leclerc Ladies, with gentle hands…I come to this comment section today to announce that I will be dropping out of the competition, it’s been a great few years and we’ve shared many great moments together but it’s time, I quit. Catch me at the club tonight.

⤷ yn stay safe charlie ☺️

⤷ charles_leclerc always mon cœur

⤷ yn i’ll always remember us sneaking off in the middle of the night and just talking

⤷ charles_leclerc i would listen to you for hours mon cœur

⤷ carlossainz55 Oh so you’re a slut.

⤷ georgerussell63 And with that, we’re left with the last one standing, the one who joined last, the one who no one thought would win, the one that stole the heart of y/n. We have the winner of the competition, the man, the myth, the one who gets the final rose, Oscar Piastri. What a ride that was, thanks for following along folks.

🝮

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri my honey 💛

yn my babyyyy 🩷🩷🩷🩷

danielricciardo Aussie’s on top

⤷ yn oh he’s on top alright

⤷ carlossainz55 DAFUQ

⤷ yn jkjk (not jk)

⤷ carlossainz55 STOP

⤷ charles_leclerc Oh I know Oscar is never bored

iamrebeccad the sainz effect is real

yn you’re so sweet i wish australians were real

⤷ oscarpiastri ???

pierregasly What a love story, i’m getting emotional I just need a minute 🥹

kimi.antonelli HAHAHA OLLIE OWES ME 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS AHAHAHAHAHAH

⤷ olliebearman darn it 😒

⤷ yn wtf??

⤷ olliebearman i had my bet on charles

⤷ pierregasly Me too I thought those bitches we’re getting married. So happy for Osc though this is so sweet 🥹

⤷ olliebearman let’s get you back to bed grandpa

georgerussell63 The last man standing, thanks for following along this crazy love story folks. ❤️

[fics-lovebot]

enhypen fic recs pt.2

main masterlist - pt. 1 - pt. 3 - pt. 4 - pt. 5

· · ♡ · · tysm to the amazing creative minds of the writers for giving me sevaral moments of joy reading your creations

these are my personal favs, so pls reblog if you like any of my recs❤️

home for the bitchless - ( @hannie-dul-set ) on going au. crack, rom-com, rev harem. hee + 02z + txt soobin and beomgyu. housemates! au. LMAOOOO this has to be one of the funniest things i´ve read on here fr

When you catch the bouquet at a wedding - ( @scented-morker ) ot7. FLUFF. PLEASEEE I LOVE THISS, i´ve never seen any writing with this concept!

sassy - ( @jaysng ) fluff, slice of life. husband!jay, wife!reader. AAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO CUTE JAY IS SUCH A GIRL DAD!! :((

dni (do not ignore) - (@boyfhee ) ot7 smau. crack, fluff, vvv lowk angst. lmaoooo you know i love me some dramatic bf!jake

noona - ( @hoonvrs ) smau, fluff, a lottt of crack, noona!reader, jungwons older sister!reader, younger!sunghoon, SDKJAJHAS THIS HAD ME UGLy CACKLING AT WORKKKK, im livinf for the banter, they´re all sO MEAN TO HIM LMAOO

crash and burn - ( @hannie-dul-set ) fluff, two-part rom-com, skater!au. loser!enha ft. loser!sunghoon, THIS IS SDSJFKSJ LMAOO, i love it :3

safe and sound - ( @thatfeelinwhenyou ) jungwon au, dystopian, post-apocalyptic survival, horror/thriller, slow burn, ANGST. you cannot even begin to UNDERSTANF THE CALIBRE OF THIS ART PIECE RIGHT HERE, THERE´S JUST NO WWWAAAYYYYYYY I´M READING THIS FOR FREEE!, MISS GIRL THIS NEEDS TO BE ON GOODREADS OR SUMM OH MY GAAAAWWDDDD

sent, delivered, loved - ( @woniedarlin ) angst, fluff. idol!jungwon, hybe-staff!reader. the way i ate this whole thing UPPPPPPPPPPPPP UGHHHHHH, plssilovedit

the weave to my love - ( @mygnolia ) fluff, classmates to lovers, idiots to lovers, spiderman!riki, class pres!reader. yes yes yes yes yes, this is what i´m talking about, I LOVE ITTTTT. the banter is deff my favorite thing, love the concept as well

pics i posted on my ig story for my crush to see - ( @lattegyu ) ig stories, fluff, crack, smau, non idol!jake

brought the heat back - ( @jayniks ) smut, idol!jake, giving him a bj while he´s on weverse live sdlkjlsd WHEWW

hello kitty meets batman - ( @star-sim ) fluff, angst, lowkey smut, dark horror creator youtuber!jake, downbad!jake, beauty vlogger youtuber!reader. fans had no idea their fav youtubers were in a long-term secret relationship. THIS IS SO GOOOOOODDDDDDDD plsss, i wish i could read it again for the first time

things we never said - ( @hoonigiris ) very angsty, jake au. it’s heeseung’s wedding, jake’s had too much to drink, and really, he just misses you. perhaps what happens after are the things he should never say. This is realllyy well written, i loved it

taste of heaven - ( @moonstruck-muses ) vamp au, smut, fluff, angst, vamp!jake, human!reader. he´s keeping his true nature a secret. THIS HAS IT ALLLLL and the smut is so gewd too, pls i would love the see another part of this

waiting on calls - ( @miumura ) fluff, angst, exes to lovers, second chance romance, ex bf!jake, non idol au, I LOVE THISSSSSSS, its so different and well written

ouch my head - ( @jakesangel ) loser desperate jake, smau, crack, fluff, "when y/n almost gets hit by a random hot basketball player who happens to have a huge crush on her" this is an on going series, so so so entertaining and fun to read lmao

everything but nothing - ( @cherryrikis ) ANGST (i love that shii), non-idol!au, break up talk, football cap!jake, fluffy happy ending, comfort, i rrrreally wished i could read what the rest of enha did to make yn go back to her and jake´s house omg

sidewalk theory - ( @mlyscha ) FLUff, bf!sunghoon,, wowww ahaha so WHAT IF KMS RN AND CHANGED THE TRAJECTORY OF EVERYONES LIFE?????? THIS IS SO LDKFJHSKDFHLKSJHDLKGSHJGHL :((( miss girl this made me want to ugly cry and scream bc why is it so fucking cute :(((((((((((

fixed comfort - ( @paarksunghoon ) fluff, non-idol!sunghoon, "the one where sunghoon’s drunk at a bar and misses his girlfriend a little too much",,, SSSSSSO WHAT IF I TELL YALL THiS IS THE MOST SLICE OF LIFE-ISH AU I´VE EVER READ?????? it´s so domestic and cute and fluffy and perfect :((

random ass texts - ( ( @saursoob ) fluff, crack, downbad!dunghoon

freaky bf!hoon texts - ( @enha-stars ) fluff, crack, very suggestive, downbad!sunghoon, mentions of pee kink,,,IKYFL

pictures of bf!sunghoon enha sends you - ( @enha-stars ) text, fluff

emergency contact - ( @hoonatic ) ANGSTYYYYYYYYY, fluff, exes to lovers. weeks after your breakup, sunghoon finds out that he’s still your emergency contact. i love it SO fucking MUCH plssss

the pussy eating competition - ( @karinasbaby ) sunghoon au, smut, HELLO???? THIS WHOLE CONCEPT IS CRAAZZZYYYYYYYYY, bc WDYM there´s a competition of how many times a guy can make a girl squirt under 5 minutes??????? IM- it´s good yall

crush - ( @star-sim ) fluff, crack, non-idol! bf! sunghoon, sleepy!hoon, dumb!hoon. AAAAAAAAA i love it :( so domestic and fun and cute and :((((((

[lorarri]

★ . . . 𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 , 𝐊𝐑𝟕

summary , people seem to be under the impression that you and your good friend sebastian are dating but little do they know kimi is way more your type

pairing , rockstar! bassist! kimi räikkönen x fem! f1 driver! reader

series masterlist | main masterlist | sol’s masterlist | f1 masterlist

Y/NNIE

hey seb quick question

is kimi single?

SEBBY

yes he is

why do you ask

Y/NNIE

cuz he gives big dick enegery

and he is high key super hot

SEBBY

ew that's one of my best friends

Y/NNIE

sorry

but you know I cannot lie when it comes to fine men

also have you seen peoples twitter theories that we are together

SEBBY

yeah hannah and I were laughing at them earlier

some people are so dumb

Y/NNIE

ikr?

anyway kimi's number?

SEBBY

I better be best man when you two get married

xxx-xxx-xxx

Y/NNIE

I wouldn't have anybody else sebby

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user wingman kimi>>>

user he def putting. agood word in for seb

user seb sent his man so Y/N would hear about how great he is

user mother lookin sexy af rn

user getting ready for the dating annoucment

user seb def got notifications on for Y/N's posts lol

user so we can alllll see seb in the likes right????

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SEB

soooo kimi

what's the deal with you and Y/N

KIMI

friends

dw dude I know you into her

so no need to get jealous

SEB

jealous???

dude I was trying to set you up

why do you think I gave her your number

KIMI

ummm cuz you wanted me to put in a good word for you

SEB

dude I'm married

her name is hannah

LEW

let me guess vegas wedding

SEB

yup

KIMI

okay but what if she is not into me

SEB

dude she's had the hots for you since say one what are you talking about

LEW

yeah dude even a blind man

she's super into you mate

KIMI

oh damn

JEN JEN

okay hate to break up this revelation

but kimi the love song that you wrote about Y/N

is all over twitter

KIMI

oh shit

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

um kimi please tell me why I had to find out through twitter

that you are parental in love with me

is this true or????

KIMZILLA

yeah

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

well I like you too

and fucking god you said yes or this would be so fucking awkward rn

KIMZILLA

right

wanna come over

also seb's asking when the wedding is

I was thinking summer

BEAUTIFUL TRAIN WRECK

we can talk plans after we fucked all night long

KIMZILLA

sounds like a plan rakkaani

sounds like a plan my love

kimimatiasraikkonen

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kimimatiasraikkonen every song I write from now on will only ever be about you

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user omfg this is so hot

yourinstagram my rockstar <3

user isn't that kimi's cross??????

sebastianvettle5 took you long enough dude

user wtf is going on in the house of commons

lewishamilton okay but what colour suit should I get for the wedding that's the real question

user this is so fucking iconic

jensonbutton there are childen on this app kimi....

user and you clown's were really saying Y/N and Seb huh

user live laugh love kimi and Y/N rn

user this ate in every language known to man

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[reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeko]

”you’ll be fine, just be nice and beg.”

I promise there are a LARGE Handful of TWST boys that would make you beg for anything. Like even if you just want a bite of their sandwich he’s all like- “Hm? Well then beg for it.” All smug and shi and they get away with it cause they’re pretty😒

Leona loves making you beg for ANYTHING.

You wanna cuddle? Beg.

You want his attention? Beg.

You want a bite of his sandwich cause you haven’t ate all day? Cute, beg.

Like if doesn’t mater who’s around, you’re begging or your not getting it.

And gods forbid you’re stubborn, no one’s ever getting anything😭

it’s never ending and I wish you luck😔

Azul does it and gets SOOOO FLUSTERED when you actually do it.

”come on darling all you have to do is beg.” “please Azul?” “*embarrassed octopus noises*”

He loves acting all smug, all high and mighty until you actually go through with it.

hes not used to it, and he can only keep up his business man persona for so long.

Dont bully him about it he’ll cry.

or do, he’ll cry, but he’s cute so it’s okay.

Vil on the other hand is not at all embarrassed, he’s pleased.

not like Leona who’s smug and proud no, he’s pleased that someone is finally listening to him (cough cough Epel)

He smiles, and then hands you whatever you asked him for with a small kiss to your cheek.

”Ofcourse darling, there you go.”

He eyes are on you constantly, going from your lips to your eyes with a perfectly raised brow as he wait for you to beg.

he also just loves hearing you plead with him, he thinks it’s adorably pathetic.

part 2 maybe with others I think would make you beg eventually? Perhapsss love you alllll <3

[lewisvinga]

because i liked a boy , part ii. | carlos sainz x fem! reader

part one.

summary: carlos sees how y/n is thriving after their break up and he couldn’t help but feel regret, especially after seeing how she moved on.

fc; nicki nicole

warnings; cursing , reader is implied to be a spanish speaker, uhhh idk what else

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs

note; requested ! this is set over a span of a couple of months btw ! this is a long one for me icl

masterlist !

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yourusername: por las noches [at night] remix out now!

thank you pesopluma for giving me the chance to feature on this track, had so much fun collabing with you!

tagged; pesopluma

username: OMG MOTHER

username: this song is so….💔💔

username: her voice + peso’s voice 😫

username: yall think it’s abt carlos???

pesopluma: fue tan divertido trabajar contigo, hasta la próxima! 🖤😁 [it was so fun working with you, until next time!]

yourusername: gracias por darme la oportunidad 🥹🖤 [thank you for giving me the opportunity]

username: omg wasn’t she rumored to date him before carlos??

username: they just shared a mutual friend 😭

username: ‘solita me dejarás’ [you’ll leave me alone] was 100% aimed at carlos for not defending her 🙁

username: the emotions in her voice, i just know that break up hurt her

lilymhe: idk what you’re saying but your pretty voice makes up for it 😫🫶

yourusername: love uuuuuu

username: when she said ‘todo lo que yo te di y todo lo que me diste, fue pa' nada’ [everything i gave to you and everything you gave to me, was for nothing] i felt that shit in MY SOUL😖😖

username: omg omg omg carlos liked!!!

username: my roman empire is cary/n

username: carlos still liking her posts and following her 🥹🥹

username: “voy a preguntar por qué todos nuestros sentimientos se quedaron en ayer” [i’m going to ask why all of our feelings stayed in yesterday] has me in my FEELS, miss y/n you ate w that🤒

alexandrasaintmleux: amazing! always so talented 🩷💐

yourusername: thank u alex 🥹🫶

username: my ferrari wags💔💔

username: this song seems like the last goodbye to carlos tbh, like she’s letting alllll of her feelings out before moving on bc in her recents she looks so happy🥹🥹🥹🥹 liked by yourusername !

liked by carlossainz55, carmenmmundt, and others!

yourusername: “ALMA”, my first album, is finally out! and if that wasn’t enough, official dates for ALMA tour is also out! presale link in my bio. 🖤🖤🖤

username: HELLOOOO?????

username: IM SLDKSKDO

username: trust I WILL BE GOING TO MADRID TO SEE HER

carmenmmundt: i better get front row seats in madrid!!

yourusername: i’ll get them for you #trust

username: anybody notice how the opening show is in madrid ??? coincidentally before the start of the season??

username: i noticed too omg, i’m convinced the tour was planned before her and carlos broke up so he could see her🥹

username: carlos liked this post too!

lilymhe: OH EM GEEEEE IM SO EXCITEDDDDDD liked by yourusername!

username: working extra shifts rn

carlossainz55: felicitaciones! [congratulations] knew you could do it! liked by yourusername!

username: cary/n💔💔😭😭

username: IM SO HYPED FOR THIS

username: so you’re telling me we might hear ‘because i liked a boy’ and ‘por las noches’ LIVE???!!

yourusername: maybeeeeeee

alexandrasaintmleux: already ready for when they officially go on sale! making charles also use his phone and laptop😌😌

yourusername: alexxxxx🥹🥹🫶🫶

carlos congratulations on the album and the tour, i know how hard you’ve been working on both.

y/n thank you, carlos. yeah, i have been working hard despite certain bumps in the road 😊

carlos listen, i’m so sorry. i should’ve defended you more. it was my mistake and i was blind and stupid and i lost you. i lost an amazing girl.

y/n yeah! you were stupid

y/n i was getting death threats and i was told that it was ‘complicated’ to make a post!

y/n but it’s fine, i’m over it.

carlos well i’m not over you.

y/n deal with it, carlos sainz. you messed up. you lost me.

carlos just give me one more chance, por favor, mi amor. [please, my love] te lo juro, [i swear to you] i won’t fuck it up. please.

y/n no. i have a tour to prepare for. goodbye, carlos.

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yourusername: MADRIDDDDD❤️🇪🇸 thank you for creating happier memories for me in this beautiful city. you’re all so special to me🖤🖤

username: ‘happier memories’ rmbr when she’d always be seen in madrid w carlos 🥹

username: OOMF ON TWT SAID SHE SAW CARLOS THERE W CARMEN AND GEORGE AND A MYSTERY GIRL

carmenmmundt: i think i lost my voice from screaming so much🤣 george is even worse!! but amazing like always 💞💞

georgerussell63: broken spanish and don’t have a clue what you said, but i somehow lost my voice

yourusername: it means sm to me that you both enjoyed 🥹🖤

username: MOTHER HAS MOTHERED

username: buenos días y k vivan los mujeres😍 [good morning and long live women]

username: el mejor concierto de mi vida😫😫 [the best concert of my life]

username: streets are saying carlos was there w another girl????

username: the way you guys stopped hating on her the moment she ended things w carlos, you guys are sick!!

username: literally, she was always that girl but since she was dating their fave……

username: idc i never liked her

landonorris: womp womp!

landonorris: waiting for u to come to england

yourusername: soooooon😁

alexandrasaintmleux: so excited for the monaco concert 🩷🩷

yourusername: can’t wait to see you and charles!🫶

liked by carlossainz55, pesopluma, and others

yourusername: special guest in cdmx [mexico city] tonight 🙈 tqm [ilysm] 🖤🖤

tagged; pesopluma

pesopluma: MI REINAAAAAA😍😍😍 [my queen]

pesopluma: la vida es mejor contigoooooo, tqm❤️❤️ [life is better with you, ilysm]

yourusername: 🥹🥹🥹🫶🫶🫶🖤🖤🖤

username: the way he looks at her, i am unwell

username: she looks so happy w him🙁🙁

username: friends to lovers is REALLL

username: mis faves

username: cdmx concert was the best one

username: POR LAS NOCHES LIVE>>

lilymhe: cuties🫶 2x date next time ur in town??

yourusername: of course 😖

username: not carlos liking 😭

username: wonder how carlos feels realizing he fumbled a bad bitch like y/n for not defending her online

username: the way peso pluma said ‘i’d defend her with my life, that’s how much i love her’ during his lil speech during the concert was so🥹🥹

username: i’m so happy that she looks so happy and relieved, AND THE COMMENT SECTION HAS NO TOXIC FANS!!

username: 😖😖😖😖😖😫😫😫💞

carlos so you’re dating your ‘friend’ now huh

y/n weird i don’t remember asking.🤣

y/n he was there for me when i was getting death threats and being called a slut for nothing. he was there to comfort me when i cried over the thousands of hate comments under every post.

y/n something you never did.

carlos wait until he finds another girl and will dump you. you know how it is when people get that famous that fast. he won’t treat you well.

y/n HA what a joke. very funny, sainz.

y/n weren’t you the one to bring a girl to MY concert?? but i’m the bad guy for moving on and dating someone else???

y/n you’re pathetic, sainz.

carlos admit it, you know i’m right

y/n fuck off, he treats me better than you ever did

carlos sure. sure he does.

y/n move on, sainz. move on.

liked by lilymhe, alexandrasaintmleux, and others!

yourusername: princess treatment only 💞🥹 muchas gracias, mi rey🖤 [thank you very much, my king]

tagged; pesopluma

pesopluma: lo mejor para usted, mi reina❤️ [the best for you, my queen]

yourusername: mi amor 🥹🫶

username: literal goals

username: mis padres

username: a relationship like them pls

username: the way she went from carlos to peso pluma>>>>

username: SHE SAID PRINCESS TREATMENT ONLY ‼️‼️ WE ONLY WANT MEN WHO DEFEND US‼️‼️ liked by yourusername !

username: she looks sooooo happy n free i love it

username: as much as i miss cary/n, peso pluma really does treat her like a queen

lilymhe: ITS WHAT YOU DESERVE BBY!!!!! liked by yourusername !

username: oh i just know lily knows the real shit abt carlos and y/n

lilymhe: i am neither confirming not denying…

landonorris: cool but can u tell him to get on his pc and join the game🙄🙄🙄🙄

pesopluma: on it 🫡

charles_leclerc: WAIT FOR ME

username: wait omg he’s friends w the drivers????

username: duh, she’s besties w the wags , ofc he’s gonna know their bfs

alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous gorgeous girls date wonderful amazing guys who make them happy💐🩷🩷

yourusername: well that also makes you a gorgeous gorgeous girl! ilysm🫶🖤🥹

username: wonder how carlos feels knowing he lost y/n to a guy who treats her better AND is friends w his friends 😭😭

username: if i was him i’d be sooo pissed 😭

username: imagine if he was begging for her to take him back

yourusername: lol imagine

[bobbin-buckley]

Sore Legs

Cairo Sweet x Fem!Reader

Summary: Your legs are sore, and your girlfriend helps you in one way

Warnings: WLW Smut, oral (R receiving), fingering (R receiving), overstimulation, praise, slight spanking, orgasm denial, edging

College Au

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Today was just a typical day. Ate breakfast, workout, showered, went to your classes, homework, dinner and waiting for your girlfriend to finish writing. Since she likes to write alllll the time.

You were always needy, and even more since the two of you share the same dorm. She was on her side typing away on her computer as you laid on her bed on your phone and glancing every second to see if she was done or not.

After a few more minutes you huffed, turning off your phone and tossing it aside.“Cairoooooo…” You’d whine, and she’d turn to you with a raised brow.

“Yes my love?” She answered, her eyes narrowing at your cute ones.

God she loved those eyes

“My legs are sore…” You pouted, that little frown on your face was enough to make her stop for the day. She knew how sore you’d get, hell, you work out a lot. And just recently getting back into it made it worse.

Cairo smiled, shutting off her laptop and standing up as she glanced at you from the corner of her eye. “Maybe I can make them more sore.” She winked, smirking.

Your face heated up to a tomato color. And you couldn’t help but let out a small whimper, making Cairo’s smirk rise. “Mkay…just make sure to kiss them better after..” now that was a promise Cairo could never break.

She approached her bed, as you were setting on the edge of it. Cairo tilted your chin up to look down at you with her seductive brown eyes. “Be a good girl for me and lay back.” She asked softly, tracing your jaw as you then nodded and laid on your back.

It felt amazing to be called that. She usually never did call you that unless you obeyed.

Cairo crawled on top of you. She reached for your pants and unbuttoned them, pulling them down as she kept eye contact with you. Her slender hands pulled off your shorts, messing with the hem of your panties then down to your thighs.

“So pretty, such pretty things.” She grasped your thighs and put one hand under one of the thighs, pushing it towards you so your leg was raised. “Where does it hurt my dear?”

You whimper again, remembering the soreness. “Mainly my thighs,” you replied. Cairo nodded and started to rub them, sometimes squeezing them just a tad.

“How bad do you need me baby?” She asked sensually, her hands now spreading your legs.

“Real bad,” you whimpered. “I need you so bad Cairo..”

She hummed, her hand caressing your thighs. You watched as her left hand grabbed the hem of your underwear and pulled them down and off. Her fingers slipped through your folds, escalating a small moan from your pretty lips.

“Ya like that huh?” She rasped, her accent echoing in your ears. Her fingers moved to rub your clit, making 8’s on the bud.

You nodded and moaned, looking up at her as she leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. Cairo let her fingers travel down to your entrance, circling it and then pushing two fingers in. You gasped into the kiss and she pulled away to admire you.

“Look at me pretty girl, I wanna see those pretty orbs.” She gripped your chin with her free hand to make you look up at her. “There they are.”

Your body shuddered when she sped up her thrusts, making you moan more. “Moan for me, wanna hear you.” You obliged, moaning her name and even whimpering.

“Cairo..oh fuck..”

She slapped your thigh gently. “Don’t cum until I say so. Ya hear?” You nodded, moaning.

“Fuck, there’s my good girl.”

Her fingers curled into that spot that made you see stars. She spanked your thigh again, a bit harder and made your eyes flicker open again. You were so close, just a bit more and you’d be trembling below her.

Cairo removed her fingers from your soaked cunt, licking them as she watched you whine. “Don’t worry darling, I want to taste you first before you cum all over my tongue.” She giggled as your flustered face when it turned redder.

She lowered herself between your thighs, spreading them a little more to have room. Cairo gripped your thighs as she took in the smell of your delicious pussy before taking a lick through your folds. Escalating a moan from you.

“Mm..taste so fuckin’ good, princess.” She dug her tongue further through your pussy lips, sometimes swirling her tongue around your sensitive bud. She grinned each time your body jolted in pleasure, your hands trailing to grab both sides of her head.

Cairo slipped her tongue inside you, making you gasp and realize how close you were again. “Baby, please..I’m so close..” you whimper.

“A little more baby, I haven’t had my fair share.” She husked and started to eat you out like a starving animal. Her thumb moved to rub your clit, adding another coat of sensation.

“Love please I..” you were cut off by a loud moan when she pushed two fingers back in you. She thrusted them faster in you, edging you to that point you couldn’t take it anymore.

“Cum for me. Baby I wanna hear you, want you to cum all over my face that you call pretty.” That was your cue, you came as your legs shook. Cairo kissed your thigh as she slowed down her thrusts.

Soon you relaxed from your high and Cairo pressed more kisses along both of yours thighs, like she promised.

“So pretty…” she murmured against the soft skin. Your hands rubbed her head, thanking her for this beautiful orgasm.

“Get some rest baby, I’ll take care of you in the morning.” She moved up to kiss you softly, having you taste yourself on her tongue. Her fingers grazed your thighs. “They even more sore?”

“Yeah..a little.” You chuckle.

They were indeed very sore

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Kinda rushed but more Cairo smut 🤪

[slxt4chriss]

Call me by your name

Summary: A dip in the pool (Nudity, the scene this is based on, only tits) leads to an attic, and then something else

Warnings: Swimming?, Pussy eating, Tit play, Makeout, swearing, Chris is a MUNCHH

This might be the introduction for a lil sum sum…;)

”Chris stop it!” She laughed as she rose soaked to the bone, the water dripping down her face. “Never” he laughed scooping her up in the warm water of the rocky pool, “Your pretty” he said kissing her forehead. “You are too I guess” she smiled kissing his rosy cheeks. “Wanna see something?” he smiled pulling her up into his arms. “Yeah” she whispered kissing him again.

“C’mere,” he said pulling her out of water and running up the gravel beige stones to an old attic. “Chris?” she said walking in behind him not sure where he had disappeared too. “Boo!” he shrieked pulling her in for a kiss. “Chris you scared me” she smiled softly kissing him happily.

“Pretty cool right” he said playing with her wet hair. “Yeah” she said looking up at him and his wet face. He walked away slowly, nearing a standing bed, arched against the wall. Flipping it down onto the ground, he pulled her onto him. “Hey” He whispered kissing down her chest. “Take it off?” he said pulling slowly at the ribbon behind her back barely holding the mounds on her chest.

”Yeah,” she whispered as his icy fingers traced the now erect nipple, growing beneath his touch. She showered as his hands ran slower, tracing little nothings on her body as he made his way toward where she wanted his fingers most. “Chris please..” She trailed her head falling back as one of his hands fiddled with her nipple.

“You’re so beautiful” He said flipping to me so he was now on top kissing his mark all down her body, finically leading himself where she needed most. “Stop teasing..” She whined as he bit her thigh his fingers fiddling with the strap of her bikini bottoms. “I know baby i know” he said kissing over the wet fabric directly on her aching clit. ”Fuck,” she moaned her head falling back. “Pleasee” she whined as he pulled the bottoms off, discarding of them somewhere unthought of. “You want it baby?” he said softly licking a stripe up her socking folds. “Fuck so damn wet,” He smiled diving in, eating like a man starved.

”H-holy shit” She whimpered as he ate her out vigorously, leaving no mercy. “Chris” She moaned pulling on the strands of damp hair, eyes rolling back as he flicked his tongue just enough for her to see stars. “Please please please” She mumbled her voice unheard as her brain was pleasured to mush. “A-aghh” She moaned as he inserted his slender fingers, curling just enough for her to go crazy, hitting spots she didn’t know she had. “So so close” she whined her hands pulling his hair hard, but he didn’t care he was to indulged in her sopping cunt.

“Cumming, cum- oh” she whined as her vision went blurry. Her head falling onto the matted mattress. “Shit, chris” she said pushing him away from over stimulation. “Chris stop” she giggled her high settling. “Alright alright” He laughed pulling his fingers and mouth away, making her whine. “I know baby, hold on” He said wiping her with his now damp swim shorts. “Grazie chris” she smiled.

“Prego” He smiled kissing her one last time

‘Penso che le persone che leggono siano un po' seducenti, nascondono chi sono veramente’

Prego -Your welcome

grazie - Thank you

Call me by your name is an italian movie so yeah! 😛 LOVE YA ALLLLL

[kacchans-cradle]

here comes the airplane !! (caregiver mina + little bakugo)

comfort, fluff, agere drabble, mha agere

Katsuki slumps up against the chair, crossing his arms. “I don’ wanna…”

“Huh?” Mina gapes, holding the chopstick that held the sliced, fried pork. “It’s pork! You love pork, you ate it for dinner last night!”

“I don’t wan’ that!” The little one shakes his head, “Gimmie cookies!”

“Can you try phrasing that as a question?”

“Gimmie cookies or I’ll blow you up!!”

“So close! I was looking for a ‘please’.”

Katsuki turns up his nose in disgust. Mina and the others have tried dozens of times to teach him manners when he’s little, but it’s hopeless. He’s always back to his grumpy, cranky self the next day. Which is why she usually has to improvise.

“Okay, how about this…” Mina thinks for a moment. “If you take a couple bites of this tonkatsu, I’ll give you one cookie.”

“Uh-uh. Two cookies.”

“Alright, two cookies and you eat alllll of your food!” She smiles.

Katsuki sticks out a pouty lip. “Three cookies an’ I eat it…”

“Hm.” Mina ponders, “Eat all your food and you get three cookies, but I split the third one and we each get one half. Deal?”

He thinks about it for a moment, softening a bit. “...Okay. Deal.”

Mina’s smile spreads even wider, proud she figured out a solution. She blows the steam off the pork before bringing it to the little one’s mouth, waving the chopstick around like a wand. “Here comes the airplane, nyoooom!”

Katsuki opens his mouth tepidly, so he can be fed. As much as he pretends to hate the airplane thing, it’s actually kinda nice.

“Thas’ not what a plane sounds like…” He says with his mouth still full.

Mina giggles, about to feed him another bite. “Oh, whatever, I know you love it.”

[pumpkinsy0]

Projecting heavily rn:

My A/C broke and I live in Texas and holy shit my house is so hot rn. It’s so bad me and my family have to camp out in the living room with multiple fans. (The house somehow keeps getting hotter)

May I please get some headcanons of how the Curtis gang would deal with this scenario Vs how the Shepard gang would?

🙏 thank you, and I hope both sides of your pillow are freezing tonight

i think ppl who live in the south r better than me bc its hot as hell over there, as soon as someone pisses me off in that heat, i wouldve killed someone but idk thats just me, come to nyc my place has AC!!!get over here anon!!!

also its probably hotter bc fans dont give cold air fr, just spits back the hot hair faster💔💔💔

•out of the two houses, the shepards house is hotter, they dont have good ventilation AND AS A WISE MIDDLE AGED WHITE MAN IN THE SUBURB SAID☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽its not the heat, its the humidity that gets ya

•see the shepard gang grew up in heat, heellllooooo from haitiiiii🙄🙄🙄, typically to them this heat isnt THAT bad but they already know some tricks on order to stay cool, close curtains to block sunlight and open em at night cause thats whe its cooler, bum out in public places for free air conditioning, they have 0 shame

•two bit absolutely made juice/alcohol popsicles, he loves popsicles i can feel it on this guy. they alllll made fun of him before for doing it when it wasnt hot but look at them, begging like sheeple😒😒😒,,,

•okok lets say the shepards had a higher tolerance for the heat, but theyve never rlly had fans, they just kinda rawdogged the temperature, so w the fans theyre so undeniably and proudly selfish😭😭they have the fans swinging side to side but each time its interrupted by someone stopping it when it gets to them, they fight, get even HOTTER, fan is put back on to swinging, rinse and repeat, theyre so counterproductive

•out of the curtis gang, darrys the one who can handle heat the best bc he works in it all the time. his trick??? just take ur shirt off man, expose ur skin, b free. he tells this to the gang n now half of em in their boxers, not exactly what he meant but whatever helps u dude. johnny realllyyy didnt wanna do that so he just got an extra fan his way to help him

•the shepards have very little hot water they can share and this is one of those days wear thats a GOD send, they wait for someone to finish all the hot water, get in that shower to blast cold water, and stay there until someone comes pounding on the door for them to get out. the curtis gang does the same but instead they treat it like a pool and its 2 ppl allowed at a time

•this is a RARE time where curly WANTS his hair braided (into cornrows, theyre quick and easy). his hair left out can only help him sm, it keeps the sun out yea, but his forehead is sweaty and hes getting overstimulated, tim help him out here💔💔💔

•steve and soda have had their heads in the freezer for the longest time, they took out the meat n veggies from in there to go deeper and get a better angle

•boob sweat is one hell of a thing, curly and tim dont understand the torment angela is under. “ill b back” “u said that 5 minutes ago were do u keep going” shes WIPING her BOOB SWEAT AWAY🙎🏽‍♀️now we r both uncomfortable knowing that, next time mind ur beeswax😒

•the curtis gangs speech is literally impaired, theyre all messed up😭most of em barely ate to theyre running off pure hopes and water they keep drinking, its too hot to cook, just eat ice cream guys

•tim has a resting bitch face, for rn he has a resting uncomfortable face which is the most emotion anyone will ever see him having, im not kidding

•soda mixed up juices they had in the fridge, yknow so they could pretend they were rlly on a tropical island w their lil tropical drink, but that thing was so????? first off it didnt even have a taste, they were all just drinking somethin. second of all it hit u w a wave of sugar u didnt want, yea it works in cooling down but now nobody can stand up without feeling theyre gonna pass out, at what point is this a good trade off

[kangseluigi]

encountred number 3 on this 3rd day in a video about AI rise…

Second time in 2 days I watch a good youtube video, like it so much I already want to subscribe, just to get an ad read for some AI bullshit

disliking and exiting out isn't enough, I nee to be able to execute these people

[kithtaehyung]

Hi Ryen ! I hope you doing well !!

I'm planning to go to South Korea for the festa next year and I was curious to know if you'd ever been there and if you had any good recommendations of places for me to see when I'm there ? ily <3

-🥸

omg mustache?? that’s so exciting! see you there maybe?🤔 I’m planning on doing the same hehehe

i’ve been before during festa and first things first, trust me when i say this.. it’s gonna be HOT💀 so that’s an extra tip: account for the high temperatures

bring light clothes unless you’re ok with baggy

bring handheld fans, hats, umbrella, etc

drink water and hydrate often and always

sunscreen!!! and aloe/face masks

as far as places to visit:

cafe hyuga (used to be their dorm and is now a coffee shop)

yoojung sikdang (the restaurant where they ate a lot during debut days! there’s bts stuff alllll over the walls)

all the cafes are so cute, so my suggestion would be to look up coffeeshops in the areas you’re gonna be and pick one🤣

@/angoo_korea on IG has a whole list of bts themed places they take tourists, so check out their blog to see if you find good places! i’m saying this bc i’m seriously blanking on other places rn💀

i’d start with these!!

[kisimet]

hii miwo!!! i just saw ur reblog on my dumb shiggy though and it made me giggle omg and now i REALLY need to know more of your shiggy headcanons/thoughts/WHATEVER (if it’s not too much trouble for you ofc) cause the way you talk abt him is giving very much that’s YOUR boyfriend and your boyfriend only so it think itd be fun to hear :) plus i wanna make sure i get his character right in my fics!! (rather die than butcher him)

ok hopefully i haven’t bothered you too much LOL but thank u in advance :D

AUEUEUEUAUEU HAIII OMD I LOVE UR FICS ITS ALL SO CUTIEE LIKE AUGEUEUGHH GENIUS ,,,,, WHY DIDNT I YHINK OF THAY …… cue devious hypothetical giggles . (U DIDNT BUTCHER HIM AT ALLLLL)

BUT IN ALL FOREALSIES ITS ALG HONESTLY IDMMM !! Idek how to like format this but i fear most of my hcs r like generic unless i like have a urethra (/ref) moment out of the blue on a nice sunny day with an ice cream truck blaring in the distance.

I JUST KNOWW that man games at night so if ur like sharing a bedroom be prepared to get utterly FLASHED by that blue light radiation like wozah dude please its like 2:30 am it doesnt need to be THAT bright (im being hypocritical cus i shamefully do that too …)

this is pretty much canon but hes absolutely touch starved like STARVED STARVED ,, even simple little gestures / touches makes him fumble BUT its diff when its him cus yk his quirk hes 100% afraid of hurting his s/o idek where ppl got the idea where he would harm his lover like ganglang no he would TWEAK OUTT he doesnt want u to end up like mon-chan ☹️☹️

absolutely hates getting into arguments, it triggers his abandonment issues so yeah

nonchalant but like in a little loser way (idek man)

Ik this trends like died out but he listens n he doesnt judge, like if u say smth like “when ur sleeping ill pinch ur toes” he’ll be confused but tolerate it kinda …. (IF UR HIS LOVER OR KNOW HIM WELL ,, kinda cant just go “hey watch out in ur sleep bud ill tickle ur toes n pinch them, give em a lil kiss” to the LEADER OF THE LOV??! like ur DESTINED to be turned to ashes on the spot i fear)

does NOT go easy on u when u game (loves it when u praise him or celebrate his win like yes king u ate me up now PLEASE STOP GETTING LUCKY AT MARIP KART LAWD TAKE AWAY HIS SWITCH I REPEAT TAKE AWAY HIS SWITCH I CANT KEEP GETTING SHELLED MY HIM …) he adores it when u game with him tho cus he just loves bonding with u ober this

will make the most nerdiest gamer boy references ever and i fear u just gotta tolerate that /J EMBRACE THAT THING U CANT LOVE SHIFGY N HATE GAMES THAT JUST CLASHES 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

he gets ur references so u dont look like ur searching for lost archaic footage trying to explain it to him, ur just locked in and interlinked in minds FUH REAL (my source is the voices)

He def has minecraft boxers n pjs .. ON MY LIFE I SWEARR HE DOES WE LITERALLY HAVE MATCHING TRUSTTT

Unironically puts ur minecraft beds together, if u move his bed a block away hes gonna think ur mad at him /silly

Switches in yapper or listener like he’ll listen to u yap abt wtvr n then he’ll yap n u have to listen (ITS THE LAW I SAID SO..)

if u play multiplayer games n theres the option to be together (dating/married, or wtvr as long as ur togeyher) hes taking that chance

if theres a mandatory romance option in the game (that isnt u) he’ll pick yhe one thats the most similar to u, if there isnt then he’ll just straight up delete the game

has an interruped sleep schedule, someyimes bc of nightmares or bc his body is like “ykw its tjme to wake up hunny bunny” so yeah if u catch him staring into ur soul at 4:15 in the morning thats why

after u came along most of the LOV could see positive changes in him like hes more mentally stable than he was without u <3

isnt exactlt fond of nicknames but likes it when u do it "ur the only exception" ahh

is ur #1 defender. someone shit talks u? gowneee u will never see their ass again

when he first developed feelings he was uncertain of what to do n panicked a little, maybe perhaps confided in kurogiri (before he got locked up 💔💔💔) for advice cus he was like GENUINELY confused and flabbergasted, highkey thought u had a secret quirk that u used on him

thought he was sneaky w his feelings until dabi called him out on it spinner noticed too but most of the league was like "its okay guys we have to support him in the most sneaktastic way possible" until dabi let it slip when he was teasinh shig

hb was slightly mortified or not i really cant tyell the voices didnt settle on this one gang hes just such a cutie and i lubb him ,, ur gonna have to take thay ho away from my COLD DEAD HANDSSS idk this hc list was so random more silly than actual hcs so sorry 😓😓 currently stuck with some bumass fever so HOPEFULLY ONE DAY ILL MAKE SMTH SERIPUS teeth cghatters as i feed little crumbs to the shiggy army in the cold tundra's of winter🤞🤞🤞 (we ignore that its incredibly ooc and highly delusional ,,, we support my delusions gang ,,,,, we support my delusions ....)

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This isn’t necessarily a request so you absolutely don’t feel pressured to add to it <3

Errr, maybe dub-con? Only on the piss aspect I suppose

Hear me out- them corrupting us into having a piss kink!

I feel like this would probably work for Gojo best, because I completely agree that that man would have some nasty kinks. He’s a freak and we love him ^///^

Maybe earlier into the relationship him giving us plenty of water, using the excuse that it’s a hot day and he doesn’t want us to get heatstroke :(

Then watching as after the third water bottle he’s encouraged us to drink has us uncomfortably squirming, waiting for an opening to politely sneak off to the toilet- because piss is gross right? He’s just looking out for us by giving us water on this hot day!

Gojo is a little mean and teasing, finding ways to keep us occupied so we don’t go and relive ourselves and waste alllll the water he’s been giving us

Eventually one of the tactics used to keep us occupied is cuddles! Spooning us from behind, either sitting us in his lap or lying down and spooning <3

Purposely wrapping his hands low around our waist so he can teasingly press against our bladder. He isn’t doing it on purpose right? But we’re soooo full :(

Maybe a bit leaks out, of course anyone would be embarrassed by the wet patch, you kinda just wet yourself on someone, but Gojo seems delighted >:)

Trying to encourage us to do it again, slipping one hand into now-damp underwear to gently stroke us, the other hand insistently pressing against our bladder. He says it’s fine, that it’s actually kind of hot. He promises to clean everything up, even buy us entirely new clothes if we really want…

After a lot of encouragement and kisses, we finally piss ourselves on purpose for the first time, right there in his arms as he coos and praises- if he wasn’t hard before, he’s definitely hard now

P.S- I’m not a writer myself so I apologise is the way I characterise Gojo is slightly off, and I dunno how to write explicit stuff so sorry for cutting it short ‘>.<

P.P.S- I love your blog! Please may I be 🫀? (If it hasn’t been taken)

sorry, this is just so good I had to post it like that, i LOVED! it was so gojo and I love the corruption with the reader, it's a lot of fun, yuuta is my favorite to write about in a more hardcore way, but i love mixing it with gojo because it goes so well with him, you ate, my love! thank you for sharing <3

the gently strokes >>>> oh so cute, hes so cute

and of course you can dear! welcome 🫀, thank you for liking it here <3