#so ''kanzou'' IS actually a pretty good alias
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i mean to be fair i think hanzou would've assumed "danzou" was a fake name also so maybe he figured he'd just roll with it
Guys have we… have we talked about this?
can we talk about this because I’d really like if we talked about this for a second like CAN WE TALK ABOUT THI
#naruto#naruto shippuden#shimura danzou#hanzou the salamander#yes hanzou's name is written in kanji but! there's still only a one kana difference#and iirc danzou did do a pretty good job of keeping himself out of the public eye#at least. until he finally made his power grab#so ''kanzou'' IS actually a pretty good alias#easy for him to remember at least#g-d that loser probably has like a mental list of fake names and they all end in ''nzou''#secretly he hates yamato for unintentionally stealing one of them. but he never used that one so he can't say anything#root nin: *lying* i am tarou and this is my grandfather wanzou#danzou: hello i am wanzou. pleasure to meet you. would you like to discuss political corruption#danzou's great y'all#like i mean he's the worst person imaginable but he's great ok#hiruzen never tried to get rid of him bc he knew if he did danzou would just show up wearing groucho glasses calling himself zanzou#and hiruzen would have to use every ounce of self-control to keep from throttling him#....no one who reads these tags is going to get that joke tho
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