#snekshit

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Do you think tetris jesus died on the t piece

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The rare Arkansas cube snake is soft as a downy chick

The rare Arkansas cube snake can grow up to 7 feet long and also high and wide

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I hope people here see my vision

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Shoutout to stickbugs fr if you have a spider in your house and you try to extricate it it'll be a nuisance and crawl everywhere, small bugs will just fly around like crazy so no room is safe, and those big spindly things with the glowing red eyes and fractal-like wings are just unnerving. I once had a stickbug in my house and it just sat there and I tried to catch it in a cup and it was like hmmm no? And then I tried again and it was like ugh fine and I put it outside and now we're all so happy and I hope that stickbug lead a great life and sired a family of equally happy aesthetically pleasing sticklike creatures

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Hey so I was going to apologize for what I said last night but I went to Mad At Me island and nobody there had even heard of you

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If two people have each other blocked, they should still get the mutuals icon. Love takes many forms

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Just another maniac monday

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In 2025 the most viewed video on youtube is the guy from claymations going "I'm mister amber christmas I'm mister" and then the video ends and there's an internet challenge where you have to record your screen and time it so an amber alert happens at the perfect moment and people have huge rigs to record as many phone screens as possible all playing the video at desynced times in the hope an amber alert happens at the perfect comedic frame so they can post "I'm mister amber christmas!!!" to an online forum and get added to a document of "amber queens". Eventually the amber alert system gets removed because people start gaming the system but it's fun while it lasts

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Cheerleader: Give me an "I"!

The genie she accidentally freed: What

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Haha bro you totally *remembers trash talking your friends for a laugh is mean spirited and interrupts moments of connection* make me feel like christmas

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Typing is actually a vestigial trait left over from our ancestral monkeys

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You're only as strong as your biggest hater

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your blog is like... fine! :)

Woah fanmail already??

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Mr Fredricksen and Russell are the Mr White and Jesse of South America. Admittedly I haven't seen Breaking Bad but this should probably be accurate

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I want to build a fake microwave that hums and rotates the stuff inside it so when I have guests over I can just throw some silverware in the microwave and stare at it with a big stupid grin on my face and see what they do

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Yo dude come look at this 5d12 bludgeoning damage I found