#snek goes *squeak!*

[jotun-philosopher]

More random Good Omens prompts/imaginings from the depths of my brain

First part here, third part here

As ever, if you'd like to use one or more of these points as inspiration for art or fic, feel free! Just tag me in the end result, 'cos I'd love to see it :D

(adding a read-more thingy b/c LOOOONG rambling post)

Aziraphale's puttering gently around the bookshop, and Crowley's slouching around, admiring him and smiling besottedly. Azzy eventually spots him and asks how long he's been doing that. "Quite a while," Crowley replies. "You're the most beautiful being in all creation." This catches Azzy right in the still-slightly-shaky self-esteem, and he has to bury his face in Crowley's shoulder for a bit. Once he's recovered, he realises that his faithful serpent seems to be working up to a Significant Question and fidgeting with something in his pocket, so he steps back to give Crowley space to ask. Besotted Snek stutters his way through fragments of a pre-planned speech that's mostly swan-dived out of his memory, before mentally going 'sod it' and saying words to the effect of, "We've more or less been emotionally married for millennia at this point." [holds out open ring box] "Want to formalise it?" Aziraphale: [loud excited squeals through which the word 'YES!!!!!!!!!' can be at least somewhat distinguished] Once the ring's on his finger, Azzy pulls a ring box out of his own pocket and proffers it to Crowley, conveying his own question via squeaks, eyebrow movements, hand gestures and full-body wiggles because he's so happy and excited that he's temporarily lost the capacity for coherent speech. When the ring's on Crowley's finger, they both have a bit of a 'holy crap, did we just get ENGAGED???? Are we FIANCES now????? :D' moment before smooching each other's faces off

Azzy and Crowley discussing wedding plans, deciding against a church ceremony (for many very obvious reasons) and a simple registry office thing (feels a bit...mundane), eventually going for a handfasting-type ceremony at Tadfield Manor (in the garden, because Azzy finds expansive indoor spaces with fluorescent lighting a bit triggering), with guests including the Shopkeepers' Association, Shadwell and Madame Tracy, Anathema and Newt, the Them, and Muriel <3 Speeches and toasts about 6000 years of slow burn love and "my angel, who makes eternity worthwhile" and "my demon -- my wily old serpent who led me to salvation", a first dance to A Nightingale Sang In Berkeley Square, an eclectic playlist that ranges from Shostakovitch to Saint-Saens* and Queen (We Are The Champions, Somebody To Love etc) and Velvet Underground (Sunday Morning, I'll Be Your Mirror, Pale Blue Eyes etc) <3 General all-round romantic loveliness! *(I picked this 'cos Azzy's listening to Danse Macabre in S2E3 when he's talking to the Bentley about 'classical music that stays classical music')

The Ineffable Husbands are wandering around, hand in hand, being happy and adorable and completely in love, when they happen to walk past one of those loud obnoxious street preachers, who calls out to them with some religious remark that hits directly on a raw point. Aziraphale instantly drops from cheery bonhomie to steely, icy civility, coldly telling the preacher, "I have neither the time nor the patience to explain just how offensively wrong you are. Kindly leave. Now." No miracles required -- the preacher is so intimidated that they scurry off immediately, and Azzy is able to cheer back up after a few moments of staring at his wily, precious ol' serpent <3

Muriel nips into GMCOGMD for a soothing chamomile tea after an all-hands meeting in Heaven that was supposed to be about the Second Coming but didn't go quite according to plan >:D Nina points them towards Crowley, who's gloomily consuming mug after mug of the strongest espresso she can legally sell him. Muriel goes over and, after the initial couple beats of awkwardness, tells him, "I think we're going to need a new metaphor." C: "Huh?" M: "Because if a, um, murder hornet or something gets into a beehive..." [C. perks up a bit and deploys his Left Eyebrow] "...I don't think it'd spread absolute unbridled chaos..." [C. starts smirking affectionately] "...simply by being unrelentingly lovely to the worker drones!" [C. cackles delightedly, startling everyone in the coffee shop] C: "Ohohohoho, Aziraphale, you absolute BEAUTY!!! Hahahahaha!"

In an attempt to keep Aziraphale in line when his psychological break from Heaven becomes increasingly obvious, the Metatron has Sandalphon give Crowley's block of flats the Sodom-and-Gomorrah treatment with him inside it, while Azzy is forced to watch. Afterwards, Azzy starts wearing a black armband of mourning, and as a piece of stubborn, bloody-minded contrariness and rebellion, deliberately makes it larger and more elaborate whenever anyone comments on it (sometimes twice in a row, e.g. 'That armband...' *ka-elaborate!* '...Are you going to do that *every* time someone comments on it??' *Looks them dead in the eye and ka-elaborates again*) -- especially when he starts to suspect that Crowley survived. He did, of course, thanks to a Nice & Accurate letter from Anathema Device that gave him enough notice to be able to pack up his stuff *and* evacuate the other residents with all their possessions! By the time the Ineffable Husbands are reunited, Azzy's armband is so large and elaborate that it covers his entire upper left arm in an intricate braid of gilt-edged black and red leather with subtle snake designs everywhere -- it ends up hanging in pride of place on the living room wall of their South Downs cottage :D

Crowley fretting over a traumatised, just-escaped-from-Heaven Aziraphale -- cuddling him, wrapping him in blankets, cuddling him some more, stroking and nuzzling his face and hair, and so on... Someone (who Crowley's already a bit miffed at) incautiously ventures to ask why he's acting this way, to which Crowley calmly and coldly replies, "When I was crawling out of a lake of boiling sulphur after the Fall, I really needed hugs and comfort and soft blankets, but there was nothing. No-one was offering. I had to deal with that trauma alone. Aziraphale might not have Fallen, but he's lost a load-bearing part of his identity in a similarly traumatic way, and I am NOT going to make him go through that on his own. If you have anything so crass as an objection, the door's over there [points]. Don't let it hit you on your way out." [proceeds to glare until they back down]

Aziraphale just barely escaping Heaven, fleeing to the bookshop pretty much via homing instinct, and desperately scrubbing out the summoning circle before the trauma catches up to him and he keels over into Crowley's arms

During the course of preventing-the-Second-Coming planning, Crowley takes to wandering aimlessly around the bookshop, clutching Azzy's cuddly grey cardigan like a security blanket

The Ineffable Husbands accurately narrating each other's body language and facial expressions from opposite ends of a long-distance phone call because they just know each other THAT well <3 (audibly acrobatic Left Eyebrow!!! The Full-Body Wiggles!!!)

One of the Ineffables getting a bit morose about what'll happen if the Second Coming isn't stopped and sadly quoting, "Dies irae, dies illa..." and the other announcing their presence by completing the sentence with "...solvet saeclum in favila. But it won't come to that." [reassuring squeeze to the other's shoulder]

[bluepoodle7]

#Illbleed #Level6ToyHunter #CorkIndaSuit

Michel Waters cosplaying as Cork Inda getting healthcare be like. Imagine being the worker seeing that from the other end.

Also Cork squeaks when hit.

Image, game, and video not mine but link is there.

For the ER.

41:00

44:47-45:16

For the judge story moment.

Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) - YouTube

I got a gif video of Cork Inda being judged in toy court playset without any toy people in it and just has the judge playset's voice play with the spotlight.

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20240904-21-uRcJxPmUPHISRsAS-LQZqS2-HNET

Got the Michel Waters cosplaying as Cork Inda getting healthcare as a gif video.

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20240904-21-uRcJxPmUPHISRsAS-RszQUb-HNET

[theraputicfluff]

OH. MY GOODNESS.

I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW CUTE THIS IS.

ssstay away from me

Pairings: Platonic Roceit

Words: 1,400

should i have written this instead of doing my history reading? only time will tell (jk kids, stay in school, and PLEASE try to have a better work ethic than i do)

Keep reading

[wooyoungleeeeeex]

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Welcome! Welcome, all!

today, you're gonna be learning,

my nicknames for allll of the other members!

strap yourself in! This'll be an interesting ride!

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First, Hongjoong hyung!

--- > @joongielee

I like to call hyung names that'll annoy him, not because I hate him or anything. I just find him getting mad funny. ☺️ some names I call him are endearing, but most of 'em aren't. If he can be mean to me then I can be mean to him! >:D

--❝Tiny❞ -> I'm not creative, okay? He's small.

--❝dad/appa❞ -> because he's like a father to me 🥺 and I'm the bratty son!

--❝Mean lil bitchy gremlin❞ -> this one isn't one I call him directly, I call him it in passing. If I'm talking about him to one of the other members I'll probably call him this.

--❝Annoying hyung❞ -> everyone can be annoying, but especially Hong-Hyung. Like, just because I didn't do my chores doesn't mean you have to complain at me??

--❝Pretty Leader Hyung❞ -> y'know, surprisingly enough there are times where I'm not the problem. I look up to my amazing hyung a lot. 🥺 or... Y'know.. Sometimes I'll use this so he gets me what I want..

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Next up: Seonghwa Hyung!

--- > @hwaseongler

I'm a little bit nicer to Seonghwa hyung because he scares me... (but trust me when the two hyungs are together; that's the scariest >^<) but I still like to be a bit of a brat >:D nobody can stop me!!

--❝Mom/Eomma❞ -> this one's pretty simple, him and Hongjoong hyung are basically married (right? I just wasn't invited to the wedding..) Joongie's the dad and Hwa is the momma 😌

--❝Satan??/devil❞ -> you people don't know this but - ahem.. SEONGHWA HYUNG IS EVIL!

--❝Best Hyung™️❞ -> I know what I said, but Seonghwa hyung is just as amazing as he is evil. It's not a contradiction, it's just the truth.

--❝Scary part 1.❞ -> being in his presence is intimidating.

--❝Evil Biatch.❞ -> once again, I would never call him this directly because I'm too scared to because that's too mean, but I think it. I think it a lot.

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Next! Yunho Hyung :D

--- > @yungiggle

I have my good nicknames and my bad nicknames for each member. There's a lot less for Yunho because he hasn't wronged me very much...

--❝Puppy Prince❞ -> you've seen him right? He's just a happy puppy! 🥺

--❝Giant Scary❞ -> as cute as he is... When he wiggles his fingers at me I get afraid.

--❝Professional Traitor❞ -> if you ever need someone to be a traitor for you, Yunho's your guy. I can't tell you the amount of times I have asked for help and he's ended up joining my enemies instead. 😤

--❝The BCG❞ -> the big cuddly giant. His hugs are amazing. ☺️

--❝Big Sweetheart❞ -> look, Yunnie's really nice 🥺 well, most of the time.. And I respect him for that! Being nice to Wooyoung gets you my respect! >:3

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Let's keep this train rolling~

--- > @yeoswitch

Yeo hasn't caused me many problems, so I'm happy to say that I have mostly good names for him. ☺️

--❝Shy n' Cute❞ -> he's adorable 🤩 and super shy! When I get my ler hands on him imma wreck him >:D

--❝Mister Silence❞ -> sometimes he just ignores me- like c'mon Yeo, I know you don't find me that annoying.

--❝Bestieeee❞ -> my bestest friend of all!! 🤩🤩 I love you Yeosangie!

--❝Tiny: the sequal❞ -> he's not as small as Hong-Hyung is, but he's still small. 😎

--❝Disney Prince❞ -> he does look like a Prince tho- like c'mon ya'll. He's suuuuper pretty!

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Neeeeext, the wonderful... The adorable!

--- > @squeakysannie !!

Sannie's too adorable to me mean too.. But like I said, nobody escapes my bratty wrath. But I'll be kinder so that I don't get beheaded. 🥰

--❝Dimples❞ ->

Do I need to say anything else?

--❝Sir-Squeaks-Alot❞ -> if you couldn't tell already, Sannie is a squeaker. Give him a good ol' poke and you'll get a cute squeak. 🥰

--❝Cuddles❞ -> he's so cute and cuddly, please 🥺

--❝Weaklee❞ -> he gives off big lee energy! Not that surprising since y'know... He is a lee but still, it's adorable how weak he is to tickles 🥺

--❝The Favorite Child❞ -> nobody will deny that San is always the favorite no matter what. It doesn't matter if he misbehaves, he's still the favorite.

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Neeeeext up! We're almost done!

--- > @cockyswitchsong

Mingi is... Complicated.. I'm afraid of him but I also like messing with him. So I'll be nice... Ish.. We'll see how it goes, y'know?

--❝Scary part 2: the scarening❞ -> like I said, I'm afraid of him. He's not as scary as Seonghwa hyung, but there is still fear 😰

--❝lil' bitch boy.❞ -> I have no words for this one... It's just- something that I call him..? When I'm feeling particularly annoying?

--❝Deep Voiced demon.❞ -> like, holy shit that's scary. Especially when he teases, good God.

--❝The BCG, just smaller and meaner❞ -> Mingi can be cuddly too, like Yunho he's tall and perfect for cuddling! But like... He's a lot meaner and sneakier then Yunho.. 🥺

--❝Sneaky Snek.❞ -> You can't tell Mingi any of your secrets.. He won't keep them.. I know from experience since everyone knows my most ticklish spot now..

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And finally! Last but not least!

--- > @jonghosofthours !!!!

Look, Jongho and I.. We don't get along well in this world. He is the reason I can barely get away with anything! I mean, I love him! He's a good cuddler but jeez..

--❝H E N C H❞ -> You can't run from him, he'll pick you up with ease.

--❝Scary part 3: the strong boy scare.❞ -> when he holds you down and looks at you - eugh- it sends shivers down my spine just thinking about it.

--❝Obeidient little cock-a-doodle-doo.❞ -> he always listens to hyungs, it's annoying. I can't get a suitable partner in crime here >:( well, I guess it's just every man for himself 🤷‍♂️

--❝holy shriek❞ -> and I thought I was loud.

--❝competetive little bish.❞ -> everything. is. a. competition. And it's even more annoying because I always end up losing!

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Then... There are nicknames I give all of them at times too...

--❝B-Boy❞ -> basically stands for bitch boy but nobody has figured it out yet >:)

--❝cock-a-doodle-doos❞ -> the politer way of saying "cocks" or "dickheads" ☺️

--❝Annoying twerpy hyungs❞ -> I can take any new negative adjective and turn it into a great insult! The others have heard much worse then this one.. What can I say? Even though I always get the "LaNgUage!" complaint, I'll never stop cussing! >:D

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Now I'm just gonna end this by saying... Guys, I love you. And I'll be locked in my room if you need me. :)

Thanks for reading ya'll! Cya later! Or not- because I might die! But I'll try not to!

[bluepoodle7]

#Illbleed #MrGas #CartoonGasTank #ObscureCharacter #Gaboie #HealthItem #GameItem

Thinking about Mr Gas the cartoon gas tank and how cute he is.

I love how this little friend moves and how friendly he is too.

I mean he could have charged you money for his gasoline blood but choose to donate it to you to help.

48:55-49:17 (To see Mr.Gas )

Images, Game, and Video not mine but link is there.

Warning video game is mature.

Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) - YouTube

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I always wanted to know if the Toy Bible squeaks in Illbleed.

If it doesn't squeak I don't want to read it.

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I wonder is the Gaboie based of a real life item?

I know that the Gaboie is a risk item.

The real gallon drum container explosion shock event.

I like after this gas container blows up in the shock event trap cutscene that the gas container was in is normal like it nothing happened but your character loses some strength.

2:04:58-2:05:03

Illbleed #4 - Toyhunter: Cork Goes to Hell - YouTube

Got a gif of the real gallon drum container explosion shock event.

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20240901-12-zkDoWP6s7qxdB3wh-FJBkoF-hnet

I wanted to make gifs of Mr. Gas the cartoon gas tank with the gas you get from him.

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20250131-15-guoNDCBhTJqcN8UK-ZRe9At-HNET

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20250131-15-guoNDCBhTJqcN8UK-adSQiY-hnet

48:55-49:17

Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) - YouTube

I wanted a gif of the Gaboie item.

https://gifmaker.me/video-to-gif/viewimage/20250131-16-fNTyv2pPSwTIxvHX-DmGrlk-hnet

This item looks like a hollowed out gourd with medicine inside.

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Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) - YouTube

[alwaysalilhigh]

@lovelylogicality

Ohohoh and just imagine when Deceit finally joins them in their king sized bed.

Deceit secretly really wants to join but doesnt want to bother the others cause he thinks they all still hate him, but what really gets him was when he has a nightmare and now he just really wants to cuddle up with them so he goes to their room and tries to smoothly play it off like he wants to join the "cuddle party"

The others at first are like "oh hell no", but Pattons like "Oh heck yes"🙂

Deceit mostly expects that he will be sleeping at the foot of the bed, but when Patton scoots and pats a spot in the middle is when he freaks out and goes "full homo damage control"

After he hesitantly scoots into the middle Patton immediately wraps his arms around his torso, and you just hear this soft squeak from the soft snek boi who hasn't had any form of affection in a long time, and is desperately trying to compose himself

He tries to avoid the others gaze despite knowing that all eyes are on him, but at the same time he feels so safe in Pattons arms that it's almost overwhelming and cue the touch starvation tears

After a couple of failed attempts of Deceit trying to stick his head into the pillows the others start to notice hes crying and instinctively go in "full snek husband damage control".

Pattons hugs him, and softly tries to comfort him, and Logans awkwardly rubbing his back, Roman hesitantly runs his fingers in his hair, and Virgil reluctantly holds his hand, and at this point Deceit is just sobbing because he hasn't felt so happy in so long and he doesnt regret a thing and just hugs Patton until the sun rises.

I need Patton thinking they’re all married

I mean the mistaken dating trope is nice but hOOOOLLYY THIS WOULD JUST…humor me for a moment

Patton being legitimately confused about having to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth because he always tries to tell the truth 

He honestly thinks it was an mind palace courthouse wedding and they just skipped the ceremony and reception for Virgil and Logan

Because Virgil thinks it’s all pageantry and Logan doesn’t understand the need to celebrate when time could be put to a more productive use.

But Patton waking up extra early to make sure breakfast is perfect because he wants his husbands to be extra proud of the work he put into their meals

And he gets more affectionate with them in their own ways

For Logan it’s sitting quietly next to him and leaning on his shoulder and trying to listen but somehow always needing to ask a question and just getting to be close to Logan

With Virgil it’s hand holding and light cuddling when the mood is right

For Roman it just escalates to more hand holding and kisses on the cheek instead of the forehead and sitting in each other’s lap and being generally over the top cutesy about it

But none of the others seem to notice they just think Patton is really happy they got that wedding-callback thing settled without anyone getting too hurt

And Deceit does pop up a few times to raid the pantry for some pop-tarts, but Patton figured his strange and distant snake husband deserved some 3 AM waffles

And this goes on for WEEKS and nobody notices until Patton asks to kiss one of them or calls them a pun inspired nickname that relates to the relationship and everyone is just in shock over three things

1. Patton literally thought they were married and they didn’t pick up on it because of how sweet and observant he was to their individual needs and comfort zones

2. Deceit is apparently “married” to them too

3. None of them have the guts to break it to Patton that it wasn’t an official wedding it was taking an OATH

I need to think of more but this is just something I need