#sneet was born

[terf-unsafe]

Girliepop, my amiga, my shabbalabba dingdorp, asexuality is the same as being a lesbian, you're born that way and can't change it. Lesbians like girls, ace people don't like nography or sex. P.S trans teens. Sneet snart, even. Also trans people from Greek times, 1800s times, and all those times before nography

Final point, did you/your lesbian friends (if you're not les) watch lesb nography (typing all this out makes me feel icky, why are you obsessed with the idea of trans = nography i just feel slimy having to counter that, like bro, ew, you're smexualising it not me) and become lesbian, or did you just find you like girls

So fucking tired of trans backstories. 99% of transwomen’s (men’s) stories and 99% of transmen’s (women’s) stories are the exact same.

MtF (male): Sometimes in my early life I actually didn’t feel like a braindead muscle man and then later on I REALLY started emphasising with girls in porn. I got SUPER deep into forced feminisation probably bc it was the ONLY thing that allowed me to be a sexy girl (and got my d*ck hard) and then I was like what if I could be a hot girl with big mommy milkers irl???

FtM (female): Sometimes in my early life I WASN’T constantly only thinking about dresses and gossip and the colour pink. Also I got kinda uncomfortable thinking about my body compared to what society determines attractive women’s bodies should look like, and my ultimate life goal isn’t to be barefoot and pregnant. Then I was like, what if I could be treated like an actual HUMAN, not just a “girl,” irl???

That’s literally fucking it. And somehow they still don’t realise how ridiculous they are. My year-long stint of identifying as a “transman” fits perfectly into the second category, and it honestly just makes me cringe recalling it.

[fuckit-hero-of-trains]

im so scared to ask what sneeted means 😭

,,,I,,,, it means to sneeze yeet. yeet someone,,,,,,, with your sneeze,,,,,

[ginkgou]

Omg, Miss Mai. The Huntea. The OG Sehooters. Happy Birthday to a Legend. The Ultimate Qween. Thanks for being Born.

SNEET ! 😜✊🏼 i mean if u INSIST 😳🤪

[fuckit-hero-of-trains]

what in nayru's name is a sneet

(actual answer under the cut if you're interested)

basically, a little more than half a year ago, I live-wrote the second chapter of my fic "Sit by the fire until..." on the LU Discord. The fic features Legend being grouchy about having to look for the other Links in a field of tulips as, ironically enough, he's allergic to pollen. I had a couple of friends (@silverdragonms and @nebulapaws yeah im pinning this on you guys) who were in the live reaction chat as I was writing it and at the point where Legend discovers Four, who is taking shelter inside a flower while he's in minish form, someone joked that Legend should sneeze and send Four flying. To which I responded with a post that has haunted me since that fateful day:

and so sneet was born. unfortunately.