#sneef snorf my love

[myballsitchaurghouchie]

God forbig a woman sneef snorfed once in a while

[austronauts]

we need to talk about mitch’s interview on 32 thoughts can u please gather around

first of all mitch sounds so congested it’s no wonder he’s always sneef snorfing

i’ve never heard mitch sound more articulately authoritative than when talking about the evolution of building in fortnite (also jeff and elliotte enthusiastically guffawing in reaction to mitch talking about fortnite LIKE THEY HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HE MEANS lmao)

apparently the leafs teammate he plays the most video games with is RYAN REAVES. for about an hour and a half after leafs games to unwind. REAVO. and MITCH. mitch also made sure to point out that reavo has TWO KIDS and is a busy father bc of course he did. “this busy working father of two still makes time after a long grueling workday for me :3” mitchell marner do u hear urself?

also u know how uncles hate mitch bc he plays video games and wears hats and hits the griddy instead of benching testosterroni pizza at the gym to get swole, and they had hopes that reavo would bully mitch into growing tf up and being a MAN - well. the reavo in question is dialed in on CoD with mitch marner rn taking out NPC’s. lol and lmao even

mitch mentions zeus so many times like. so many times. he also takes the time to explain “zeus, my chocolate lab” as if every human and dog in canada don’t already know mitch’s dog is a chocolate lab named zeus.

he mentions his dog so much i got confused when mitch started talking about “the dogg” aka nathan mackinnon bc i was like wait zeus did what now

his story about him and nate at biosteel camp had me GIGGLING bc you can so see nate doing exactly this: “i skated with [nate] at biosteel camp a couple of yrs ago. i didn't make a play to him & you would've thought it was an olympic gold medal game based on how he was talking to me on the bench. i was like 'nate. we're sitting here at this camp. what do you want me to do?’”

obviously i know mitch and nate are fond of each other (the dynamics of which in itself are so funny to me)

but i just love how nate has been like: ohhhh tiny nerdy mitch i wish i could kidnap him and take him to colorado what a great little marns

and then mitch is like: that man is insane!! he yelled at me!!!!!!!

mitch got all modest and shy when asked what it would be like to be on a line with nate representing canada in the olympics and demurred like “ohhhh gosh 🥹🥺 well first i have to make the team and it would just be an HONOUR to be chosen for such a thing 🥹🥺 im just little ole me” like…first of all ok girl we all know ur gonna be there

[hermesserpent-stuff]

okay. this is my new iconic trio. stupidly they are in my heart my new found family trio. the chaos!!! The sneef snorfs!! Gambit getting them all on track and just, pushing himself between the ferals. GAH. I loveee iitttt.

like 90 percent of the episode dark horizon 1 where they are together, remy is between the two. Love him. love them. @golden-buddle

(gambit is so amazing. creed is so amazing, logan is so amazing.)

ngl, gambit reads as cat to my brain. not that he is! just... yeah.

[kingprinceleo]

Just wanna letchu know...you are suuuuper cool! So cool, so talented, so awesome and nice! Your art is incredible and inspiring and beautiful and I love your fun lil AUs so preddy. Your coloring and character designs are so well done and truly a wonder to see. Badadah

WAHHHHHHH TYSMMMMMMM sneef snorf stares at u lovingly with my autism eyes

[memoryoflooping]

IF EOX HAD TUMBLR

🐱 eox13907 Follow

Playing with my touys

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

There's no way the bosses think it's ok for a 5 year old to be on here

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

NO LET'S HEAR THEM OUT. I THINK THE KID'S ONTO SOMETHING

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👁 eyeinthesky Follow

Hi guys please remember that unfortunately while i would love to allow you guys to do whatever you want, please remember bass sometimes watches the cams!

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

I wish he would watch MY cam... sighhhhhhh

👁 eyeinthesky Follow

GET HELP

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💙 drzeller Follow

Can whoever keeps googling "how to build a bomb" stop that

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

THEY'RE ONTO ME

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🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

DAY 1031 OF WAITING FOR BASS TO KILL HIMSELF

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Who the hell even is this. How has their account not been deleted yet? Like I hate bass too but ????????

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

LOOK AT MY THIRST TRAPS BOY

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🦖 programersaurus Follow

I don't owe the security lady McDonalds i don't owe the security lady McDonalds

👁 eyeinthesky Follow

I can literally see you making this post. Get me McDonalds you son of a bitch

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⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Mmm i love the smells of cleaning chemicals mixed together.

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Dude???? You're going to fucking die???

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Your url is literally moradonyxchugjug

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

AS A JOKE DUDE

📋 chantal97 Follow

One time at school they told us a story about one of the cleaning ladies almost dying because she didn't know not to do this.

⚠️ cleansweep Follow

Hehe I'm fucking sneefing and snorfing here

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Anonymous asked: Can you please help i got locked out of the breakroom again

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👍

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Lol going anon when we all know who got locked out

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🎸 stephenbassceo Follow

Stop bullying each other and get back to work.

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💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

Going to play bowling with everyone, it's gonna kinda suck but whatever

💜 moradonyxchugjug Follow

MY FUCKING ANKLE

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🧠 lifeoftheparty2 asked: heyyyy stevie (-: i love you, you're my bestie, i want you to make me immortal pleaaaaase pleaase god.pleease. ste;vie your eveurtintng

🎸 stephenbass Follow

God brian i will do it for you please let me please we're best friends forever. I;ll do anhthing for you please lve me agaun

🧠 lifeoftheparty1 Follow

STOP SENDING YOURSELF THESE ASKS YOU PATHETIC FUCK. I HATE YOU I WANT YOU TO DIE

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[sapphosdickandballs]

You're so cool and awesome and amazing I love seeing you on my dash

even when I sneef and snorf and gnome also? But thank youuuu kisses you

[gumy-shark]

My mom loves the sneef snorf so much she commissioned someone to make a plushie of it

THATS AMAZING!!

[crushedcookiebutter]

I opened tumblr today expecting something strange. You know, like you always do. That's kind of Tumblr's thing.

Still, I was kind of hoping for a little bit of an active theme. It was, after all, the Celebrate Bisexuality day, and despite me not being confirmed bisexual, I felt (and still feel) an affinity for the bisexual population, due to their day of celebration falling on my birthday. As such, I was hoping to see some bisexual love on the hellsite today. Maybe we'd get some "Happy Dogs in Politics Day!" posts that I could reblog and continue past.

What I saw, I consider unforgivable. Instead of bi love posts, I came across a wall of sneef snorfs, taunting me with their longish noses and New Yorker speech. Scandalized, I scrolled down, hoping for some solace, only to face an even higher density of sneef snorfs, snorfing their way across my dashboard.

Unbelievable. There was nothing I could do but watch as the sneef snorfs sniffed and snaffed their snoses and scuttled in their little GIF cages. I was incensed, but ultimately powerless to the combined might of the sneef snorfs' assault.

I wrote this message as a warning to anyone who dares to finish reading this obnoxious wall of text: may none of you ever forget the tragedy that befell this site of September 23rd.

[fenrislorsrai]

you lined up perfectly on my dash today lol

I love when tumblr does The Thing.

also tumblr's suggestion as I tagged this "elephant shrew" was "sneef snorf" as an additional tag. IT SURE IS

[raintailed]

Woah! I just discovered you through your reblog on my rot merged species sheet! And your art style and character designs are so pretty and colorful! I would love to see a rot merged iterator designed by you! I might even end up drawing the rot merged you create if you do end up doing that! OwO

Oooo? goes sneef snorf like a curious cat?

[themostsanebug]

sneef,,, i miss my wife tails,,, snorf

me me when my partn- [gets shot once again bc i love this joke]

[monstrousvoice]

Well since everyone is posting about their own Tavs/Dark Urges for Bauldur's Gate, I should probably jump in, yeah?

This is Rosani.

She Amn just...........a litle creacher. Thatse It . She Canot change this

(Made using the Fantastical Multiverse mod on nexus! I highly recommend if you're super into DnD and want more lore accurate races added to the game! As of right now Kobolds only have eye color customization and no custom armor but hopefully in the future!)

She loves to collect shiny rocks, shiny metals - such as goblets or spoons. bones and skulls, and severed body parts :D

She is a Dark Urge that is trying her Best™ to make everyone happy, and if she's sneefing and snorfing a bloody corpse then who's business is it really but her own? Gods forbid women do anything 🙄

Bonus of her and her adhd stimming - the only thoughts in that head are "Maim and kill and maim and kill and maim and kill my Dream Guardian is so pretty maim and kill and maim and kill-"

[big-mayo-official]

Please for the love of god stop reblogging what is the sneef im snorfing, i just want ro see my family again

NEVER

[acidmatze]

thank you for putting what the sneef on my dash I love that delightful post :D!!!

You're so very welcome anon! I got plenty of snorfs sneefing in the queue and will make sure we never run out

[tothechaos]

sneef snorf......

SNEEF SNORF MY BELOVED......... OH ITS SO BEAUTIFUL IM IN LOVE WITH HIM

[alephnol]

*sniff sniiif sneef snorf*

She smells…

One of the most amazing and most talented people ever!!

(Seriously, take your time! We all love what you put out, but not at your expense. Take care of yourself, man. We all love you, seriously! So please, put yourself first. We care about you, and want the best for ya! You can always rant in my inbox if you need to, and you know where to find me if you want to talk. :]

Yeah, thanks modern. Love ya. (Plat)