#snedrick ferndangle

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Floon Poff NPC: "Are you planning a prison break?"

Bridgette: "Aren't you?"

Floon Poff NPC: "No, no, I've just been sitting here waiting for someone to rescue me."

Snederick: "Lucky you, this sure is your lucky day."

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Snedrick Ferndangle the Gnome from the D&D Minus podcast, as played by Noah Lugeons.

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Floon Poff NPC: "I say, dragonborn, are you a brigand?

Dave the Dragonborn: "What is a brigand?"

Floon Poff NPC: "Oh, like a scalawag, a [come thruster?], a [sham shall say?]…"

Snedrick: "He's a scalawag, I'll go ahead and tell you."

Floon Poff NPC: "A scalawag, I was hoping to meet one on my adventure!"

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Snedrick: "Wait a minute, is that where you stick your tongue in my butt and go around in circles? Because you can still do that, I mean, if you're waiting for permission…"

Guard NPC: "No, it's where you put someone's head down a toilet, but I don't know if toilets exist because, fantasy--I think--they exist, they exist--then you put someone's head in the toilet. You know what a swirly is. I'm ignoring you."

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Guard NPC: "I wish we didn't work for such a classy gang, I'll tell ya. We would've given you a real…swirly."

Snedrick: "Wait a minute, is that where you stick your tongue in my butt and go around in circles? Because you can still do that, I mean, if you're waiting for permission…"

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Anna/Bridgette: "I'm going to manifest the door to look like a giant--the fire's gonna turn into the shape of a giant middle finger."

Guard NPC: "Oh real classy, real classy, whoever did that. All right, you come in here, you lie to me in my place of business, now you make rude, that's fine, that's fine."

Snedrick: "He's got three fours, y'all, he's got three fours."

Guard NPC: "Oh, and this guy's ruining the game!" […] "I wish we didn't work for such a classy gang, I'll tell ya. We would've given you a real…swirly."

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Bridgette: "I'm gonna look over at Snedrick since he seems to have his wits about him as well, even while he's stoned and be like, guess…just tell her the truth? Right? No? What's going on?" Snedrick: "I'm gonna give Bridgette a look that says that's never worked well for me before."

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Snedrick: "I think I got an idea how we might distract Greg." Cla: "Okay…does it involve snogsbane?" Snedrick: "…it involves snogsbane."

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Dustin the dealer: "Who are your friends?" Dave: "I really hate your friend." Snedrick: "Yeah, try to act like you dont, 'cause--" Dustin the dealer: "aw, man, I can hear with my ears though, dude!" Dave: "You're the worst, I'm saying it out loud." Dustin the dealer: "Aww, this guy! he loves to roast!"

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Snedrick: "I think I found their secret hideout, do I need to roll for initiative or something?"

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Detective Marglarg Maxan: "Technically, yes, they are next door." Bridgette: "Point to the building." Detective Marglarg Maxan: "Literally right there." Eli (DM): "And you look, and you turn and there's a giant warehouse on your left and across it is a very crudely drawn banner that says, 'Home of the Black Dragons. Keep Out.'" Bridgette: "You know, in hindsight, I should've been able to spot that." Snedrick: "I think I found their secret hideout, do I need to roll for initiative or something?"

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Detective Marglarg Maxan: "I'm drinking with the dwarf, I'm chessin' with the uh, with the uh…" Snedrick: "I'm a fuckin' gnome man, I'm a fuckin' gnome. go ahead and say it, that ain't even a slur. Everybody always thinks it's a slur, no, I'm a gnome."

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Snedrick: "I call chess. y'all think I'm stupid 'cause of the accent, but that's not fair, a lot of people are born down here and we're real smart."

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Eli (DM): "Roll an intimidation check." Noah: "I'm a fuckin' gnome."

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Heath: "Can I roll for perception on him?" Eli (DM): "Yeah." Heath: "…six." Noah: "He's well hung." Eli (DM): "You know less things than I just told you, for some reason."

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Snedrick: "All right, well me and the bird'll be over here fuckin' ourselves, thank you!"