#snarkyhag's smut challenge: drag

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The Smut Challenge (31)

July 16th (Day 31)

“Okay, month two, here we go,” Kurt sets the new chart on the easel, replacing the old one.  “It doesn’t look that different from last month -- your show is still not opening for a little while and of course my work schedule hasn’t changed one bit.” 

“My you are diligent,” Blaine comments from where he’s sitting on the couch.  He’s cross legged, and has Loki kitty snuggled in his lap.  

“Well, I have to be,” Kurt says, looking proudly at his new chart.  “Santana can smell fear from a mile away, so we have to be on guard, always.  So, the nice thing about this next month is that I do have a vacation, though I am spending some of it with my dad, so that’s going to be fun and…” Blaine’s hand shoots up with a question. “We’re not in school, Blaine.  What?” 

“Well, I was wondering, last month we were pretty routine in our sex,” he says, looking into his lap as he playfully scratches Loki kitty behind the ears.  “I thought maybe we should try to… I don’t know… push ourselves outside our comfort zones a little.” 

Kurt’s eyebrow arches.  “I went down on you in a movie theater.” 

“Right, and I came my brains out so hard that I don’t really remember how Black Widow ended.” 

“So… what are you saying? That you want to experiment more?” 

“Well yeah,” Blaine gives a shrug of his shoulders.  “I was thinking maybe we’d make a list of things we’d like to try.” 

Kurt’s intrigued. “Such as?”

“Well… we never do anything with food.” 

“Still a firm no on the syrup.” 

“Yes, but I would like to lick whipped cream from your nipples.”  

“Oh.” An image flashes through his brain of Blaine hovering over him, giving sweet, little licks to his nipples.  They suddenly go very hard.  

“And… I not saying I want a mirror by the bed or anything, but I’d to watch as you fuck me from behind.” 

It wouldn’t be first on his list, but they do have a full mirror in the bathroom; a room that has seen little of their sexual exploits.  “Okay, okay…”  

“And, and, what if we tried new positions? When’s the last time I rode you? I love your cock up my ass, but I love it even more when I can see you.” 

“Aww, Blaine, that’s so sweet.” Kurt’s dick is stirring, just talking about all of this is getting him excited.  

“Ooh, oh,” Blaine’s eyes go wide with excitement. “And it is criminal that we have not done more roleplay.  My Nightbird costume is still getting dusty in the closet.  I mean, I have this whole scenario in my head where you’re a super villain and you seduce me with your sexy, cocky ways, and I try to resist but I just have to sleep with you and…” 

“Let’s go…” Kurt says, grabbing Blaine’s hand and dragging him off the couch.  Poor Loki kitty has to jump to the ground.  “Bedroom, now.” 

“I haven’t even finished telling you my list.” 

“Let’s fuck now, and come up with lists later.” 

“Good idea!”

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Who, oh, WHO could be this person at the diner? Diligence-Drag is now uploaded!

Find out HERE on AO3 and HERE on FF.net.

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