#snarkyhag's smut challenge: drag

[wowbright]

Fic: Take a Bite of My Heart

Tan Hands and Tan Lines SmuttySmooty Word Challenge 2021: drag

Words: ~350 words

Rating: Teen and up

Summary: Sing, don’t schwing.

I’m belatedly going through the prompts for The Tan Hands and Tan Lines Summer Event 2021 to flesh out my Mormon!Klaine universe. This one takes place directly after Happy Secret.

My Mormon!Klaine Masterpost.

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Blaine was taking a long time in the bathroom. Not that Kurt thought he was up to anything in there. Blaine was singing, and you couldn’t sing and do that at the same time. The previous mission president had said so often enough. He’d given the missionaries two options when it came to your companion being in the bathroom: the best was to keep the door open, but if you were too squeamish for that, then you could require them to sing the entire time they were in there. No one could sing and get into mischief at the same time.

Kurt had never told his companion it was his duty to sing in the bathroom, but Blaine had a tendency to, anyway. He was super into it right now, belting out at the top of his lungs, “Uh-oh, I want some more. Oh-oh, what are you waiting for? Take a bite of my heart tonight!”

Kurt knocked on the bathroom door. “You done getting pretty? We still need to drag our clothes to the laundromat before our 6 p.m. appointment.”

Blaine’s singing stopped. The door swung open. He was fully dressed, down to the bow tie Kurt had picked out for him at the vintage store, but his hair was only partly gelled in place, not in the full paste-down he wore when he was Elder Anderson. It didn't look bad. It actually looked quite good.

“Pretty?” Blaine turned back toward the sink and curled his nose at his reflection in the mirror. “I'm not aiming that high. Just trying to tame my hair. It's too humid in here. The curls keep springing back.”

A sentence bloomed into Kurt’s mind. He thought about not saying it, but he was still high from dancing in the kitchen and bending two rules in one day. “Curls can be pretty.”

Blaine smiled. It was such an open, relaxed smile. The dancing had done him good. “You think so?”

“Anyway, it's P-day. If you can wear a bow tie and call me Kurt, you can certainly be a little more loose with your hair.”

“Thanks, Kurt. I'll try that.”

Kurt didn't think he'd ever get tired of hearing his companion call him by his real name.

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The Smut Challenge (31)

July 16th (Day 31)

“Okay, month two, here we go,” Kurt sets the new chart on the easel, replacing the old one.  “It doesn’t look that different from last month -- your show is still not opening for a little while and of course my work schedule hasn’t changed one bit.” 

“My you are diligent,” Blaine comments from where he’s sitting on the couch.  He’s cross legged, and has Loki kitty snuggled in his lap.  

“Well, I have to be,” Kurt says, looking proudly at his new chart.  “Santana can smell fear from a mile away, so we have to be on guard, always.  So, the nice thing about this next month is that I do have a vacation, though I am spending some of it with my dad, so that’s going to be fun and…” Blaine’s hand shoots up with a question. “We’re not in school, Blaine.  What?” 

“Well, I was wondering, last month we were pretty routine in our sex,” he says, looking into his lap as he playfully scratches Loki kitty behind the ears.  “I thought maybe we should try to… I don’t know… push ourselves outside our comfort zones a little.” 

Kurt’s eyebrow arches.  “I went down on you in a movie theater.” 

“Right, and I came my brains out so hard that I don’t really remember how Black Widow ended.” 

“So… what are you saying? That you want to experiment more?” 

“Well yeah,” Blaine gives a shrug of his shoulders.  “I was thinking maybe we’d make a list of things we’d like to try.” 

Kurt’s intrigued. “Such as?”

“Well… we never do anything with food.” 

“Still a firm no on the syrup.” 

“Yes, but I would like to lick whipped cream from your nipples.”  

“Oh.” An image flashes through his brain of Blaine hovering over him, giving sweet, little licks to his nipples.  They suddenly go very hard.  

“And… I not saying I want a mirror by the bed or anything, but I’d to watch as you fuck me from behind.” 

It wouldn’t be first on his list, but they do have a full mirror in the bathroom; a room that has seen little of their sexual exploits.  “Okay, okay…”  

“And, and, what if we tried new positions? When’s the last time I rode you? I love your cock up my ass, but I love it even more when I can see you.” 

“Aww, Blaine, that’s so sweet.” Kurt’s dick is stirring, just talking about all of this is getting him excited.  

“Ooh, oh,” Blaine’s eyes go wide with excitement. “And it is criminal that we have not done more roleplay.  My Nightbird costume is still getting dusty in the closet.  I mean, I have this whole scenario in my head where you’re a super villain and you seduce me with your sexy, cocky ways, and I try to resist but I just have to sleep with you and…” 

“Let’s go…” Kurt says, grabbing Blaine’s hand and dragging him off the couch.  Poor Loki kitty has to jump to the ground.  “Bedroom, now.” 

“I haven’t even finished telling you my list.” 

“Let’s fuck now, and come up with lists later.” 

“Good idea!”

[jayhawk-writes]

Who, oh, WHO could be this person at the diner? Diligence-Drag is now uploaded!

Find out HERE on AO3 and HERE on FF.net.

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