#snailz!!

[literatureisdying]

I'll also go on a rampage if she breaks your heart. btw.

aw thanks snailz :’) <3 i mean uh. what girl. there’s no girl.

[fernsnailz]

my shop is reopening TOMORROW SEPTEMBER 15th @1:00pm EST for another lightning round! i got a bunch of new stuff up for pre-order as well as some old favorites :]

💥IMPORTANT💥- pre-order items are gonna have LIMITED STOCK this time, so there is a chance my new stuff will sell out!

snailzshop.bigcartel.com

[leafie-draws]

movie night 🍕✨ 🌙 nighttime version

[steel-nemesis]

The Archive has been updated once again! This time, with two very special bots who have just arrived today from @fernsnailz 's shop! Welcome to the family, bugs!

In celebration of their arrival, a celebratory " beating the shit out of the faker " was created in their honor.

And.... Now he's stealing the little mosquito.

Get back here!

[eupheme]

you’re killing me with these Logan fics dude. like I might actually die of horny it’s insane.

oh my god I love this photo (because same, with that caption)!! 👀💖 and thank you for checking them out! They have been so fun to write - it’s like I’m processing 15 years of 😵‍💫 at once for him, haha 💕

[snexy-the-snail]

Hahaha the brief moments when I'm conscious during the day XD

Having said that ya'll are now subjected to my tomfoolery!

Can we just appreciate the idea of a pred using their phone to create more ambiance for the prey, like playing lofi and pressing jt against their middle?

Added bonus of pred hearing the preys patented 'tum' playlist which consists of song clipits that talk about being devoured

[goblinofthelaboratory]

@snailcheeserulz you???

Candy cane snail, Liguus virgineus, Orthalicidae

This arboreal species is found in Haiti and the Dominican Republic

Photo 1 by pedrogenarorodriguez and 2 by margomora

[selkies-world]

Hello, you're a friend of a friend, you reblogged my poster, just letting you know that the faggot brackets are starting really soon!! (they run for a week and start in about 10 minutes) VOTE SNAILZ!

EVERYONE PLEASE GO VOTE SNAILZ

[annem-arie]

[fernsnailz]

i love designing gimmicky keychains

there's some pre-orders left for this guy on my shop!

[leafie-draws]

happy halloween have a bat 🌙

[avocado-writing]

Kinktober #2

2. Piercing // Double Penetration // Voyeurism (Wade Wilson x Reader x Logan Howlett)

“Wade, I don’t know if it’s gonna fit…”

“Honey, when have I ever been wrong?”

“Well, just this morning you said there was OJ left in the carton but when I got it from the fridge—”

“Okay, yes, fine. Wrong about my asshole specifically then.”

Logan grunts from beneath Wade, impatient. This is why he doesn’t like to have the merc as the filling in your little sandwich unless it’s to be spitroasted, which keeps his goddamn mouth shut.

“Make up your minds one way or the other,” he sighs, ragged, torn from his lungs.

“See? Honey badger wants you to shove it in. Listen to his manly growl and grab the lube again.”

Your hands cupping Wade’s asscheeks, you spread him a little and look at where Logan is filling him up. Honestly, he seems pretty stuffed and as you press the head of your silicone cock against his hole the noise he makes is equal parts enthusiastic and apprehensive.

“Alright, I don’t think I can—”

“Please.” Wade’s hand darts out to grab your wrist, his beautiful brown eyes two pretty pools of desperation. “C’mon, it’s my birthday.”

“Your birthday is in November,” Logan sighs from beneath him. 

“I have two of them per year, like the queen of England. Oh, oops, shit. Not any more I guess… is the talk about the old dead lady conducive to the mood, or—”

As he blabbers you’ve actually done as he’s bid, grabbing the Astroglide and giving a generous squirt onto your strap. When you press the head of it into his hole alongside Logan Wade’s words are strangled into a euphoric little babble.

“Fuck yes fuck yes ohh shitohshitohshit—”

You sink deeper, grabbing his hands and threading your fingers through his as an anchor. Logan’s palm skates Wade’s bicep, a gentle and tender reassurance.

“You’re okay, Red. Breathe through it.”

Wade’s chest hitches until you nock yourself all the way inside him. He’s stuffed full of you both, looking a little dazed at it all. He’s a real cutie sometimes - it’s a shame your phone is out of reach or you’d snap a pic. Instead you caress his cheek.

“You alright down there, sweetheart?”

“Just trying not to cum quicker than a furry clicking onto DeviantArt for the first time,” he confesses through gritted teeth. You grin and drop a kiss to his sternum.

“We have all the time in the world…”

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[xzaddyzanakinx]

Warning: NSFW ART for Stalker!Anakin

MDNI 18+

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[goblinofthelaboratory]

folks who bind, this is your friendly reminder to take a break and stretch!

snailz this means you

[goblinofthelaboratory]

one is solid. three trails... two is just.. kinda? a worse comma if i ever saw one

another poll cuz im curious what people on this site shall do

reblog for a bigger sample size!

this is probably a really regular poll, but im still curious who would pick what.

[brainbugz]

then the world was covered in snailz