#snailtalk

[mr-snailman]

finally started reading the raven cycle after hearing abt it for years… im about halfway thru the second book now and it occurs to me that gansey has frankly ridiculous amounts of weird quasi-romantic tension with pretty much everybody (which to be clear is not a complaint I’m having a great time I love how much they all care about each other even if they have a hard time showing it)

[snailroyal]

who else has that feral urge to eat something after brushing your teeth

[thesnail-islazy]

Gonna spam in a second <3

I got a lot of art 😼

[snailmonarch]

oh thank god

[fivekun]

Gee..,Golly,,I sure do hope that in 2017 i will finally,, be able to,,,do stuff

[delulustateofmind]

the yandere portrayal of nanami was a whole 10 course meal. he wasn't out of character in the slightest! he's still his mature, pragmatic self but there's some darkness, delusion and obsession to him i love it! continuing on that sick prompt, may i request a sequel for nanami and reader actually having kids and him chiding them for trying to maintain an act in front of them? after all, as husband and wife they should work together especially since their kids are asking for another sibling?

AHH!!! Thank you 🩷 I'm glad you liked it. So I don't know if I'll write a sequel, but I will try to have my headcannons connected in some shape or form. I will keep this idea in my pocket since it would make a good drabble.

However, I will feed you some crumbs!

TW: Somnophillia, Manipulation. Dubcon/noncon

You will be having Nanami’s kids one way or another. Normal Nanami probably wants three, but yandere Nanami wants like five. Let's be honest the guy has a breeding and a pregnancy kink. The first time he knocked you up, it was probably the happiest day of his life. He actually gave you some sort of freedom, like going to the grocery store with him (he puts little trackers in your shoes, not like you can run anyways ☺️🩷). He takes you maternity clothes shopping. Takes you on dates...typical husband and wife stuff. Possibly to give you the illusion that everything is fine.

Once you give birth though, those freedoms are stripped away one by one.

With excuses like:

"Honey, it's just the baby needs you. I don't trust anyone near our child, do you?"

Or

"Didn't you hear about that horrible train crash? I don't know what we'd do if we lost you"

Making that illusion shatter. You nearly forgot you were kidnapped for a second. But what can you do? You have this beautiful child. Making the walls crash in more and more.

Now, Nanami would hold himself back. Childbirth is a lot and it takes a lot to recover from it, he would be so caring about it too. (Maybe a little too much, but that's for another time and would probably dive into kinks that...are uncommon)

Though once your child is at one or two years old. He's ready even if you aren't.

When you're sleeping, such sweet little dreams, Nanami is slowly easing up your cunt with his fingers. Scissoring and stretching out your gummy walls gently. After all, preparation is key. A few moans might escape your lips, your hips may buck- but you're still asleep. Good.

Then he will move down. Sucking on your sensitive clit as he's knuckle deep inside you, curling his fingers, making sure to hit that sweet little spot that let out those sweet moans for him. Nanami would look up occasionally to ensure you were still sleeping before moving to line up his rock hard cock into you.

He'd be gentle, of course. A new mother needs her sleep. Rocking his hips slowly as he entered inch after inch. Kissing your legs as he moved them over his shoulder before sinfully bottoming out in one slow motion.

You may wake up, when he starts to fuck you. But don't worry he'd be hushing you back to sleep.

"Honey, you're just dreaming, go back to bed" as he moves a hand to rub your clit, a gentle smile on his lips as he kisses the tears that begin to prick your eyes.

He'd make sure to fill your cunt at least two times before going to sleep. Just to be sure.

It ends up becoming a nightly thing until it takes. 🩷 You make such a good mother, after all.

[mr-snailman]

fuck I didn’t realize how much I missed my guys

[mr-snailman]

hmmm I do like the idea of bartleby + loki eventually being able to regrow their wings, both because angels with amphibian regeneration abilities is funny and because redemption as opposed to damnation is an important concept to me faith-wise… but the thing is. the thing is they’re never gonna be like they used to be. maybe they’re not snowy white anymore, maybe they’re dappled and streaked like bird wings (because that would be so fun to draw lmao) because you can heal but you can never go back. and that’s okay. just because you’re scarred doesn’t mean you’re broken. maybe your wingspan is wider now because you’re not seeing the world in black and white. and it’s going to hurt. because it is what it is: bone tearing through skin and scar tissue. because this sort of thing always hurts like hell. it burns and it bleeds and it aches because that’s what healing feels like.

but uh at least they have each other to rub tiger balm into those hard to reach spots?

[mr-snailman]

I keep telling myself that it’s never too late. I can’t play guitar right now, but I can learn. I can’t embroider anything more complicated than a blanket stitch but I can learn. I’ve never sewn a shirt from scratch or knitted a scarf or successfully patched a pair of jeans but I can learn. There is time. My life’s not over, it’s just beginning— and it’s okay to just focus on learning a few things right now (like quantum physics and Finnish) and save the rest for later. There is time.

[mr-snailman]

watching dances w wolves for my native film class… three hrs of white savior kevin costner ;-; BUT graham greene is here and he’s the best

[mr-snailman]

stuck watching a fucking John Wayne movie for class and ughhhhhh I hate this guy so much I hope this is the only John Wayne western I ever have to watch ;-; so fucking racist and sexist and he’s always right he always has to be right because he’s John fucking Wayne and too bad if you’re anybody else because he always has to have the last word

[mr-snailman]

hmmm you ever do something and then immediately consider that it might have been a really bad idea? cause like. hm. okay I need one of you to tell me that meeting a stranger from reddit is a bad idea. but like alsooooo what if it was a public place? like the public library? cause helping a recent immigrant learn English sounds like a great idea especially cause I don't know anyone here buttttt I'm also a little bit paranoid re:the internet, which is why you've never seen my face, so.... idk man

[mr-snailman]

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!

[mr-snailman]

okayyyyyy say it with me the sketch layer is SUPPOSED TO LOOK BAD

[mr-snailman]

okayyyyy I am remiss in my duties ;-; it’s September and I STILL don’t know what I’m doing for Halloween

but I figure I got a few options okay:

A) Bartleby <3

materials needed: cheap costume armor, red shirt, jeans, wings (???), sword, blood splatter

PROS: fucking awesome

CONS: lotta work to pull off (wings?????)

B) David McCall

materials needed: jeans, flannel button-down, weird pseudo-boston accent, sharpie marker tattoo, tank top for not-getting-arrested purposes

PROS: could pull out of my closet in fifteen minutes. kinda funny. opportunity for slow unbuttoning of shirt to reveal bad fake tattoo.

CONS: less awesome. marky mark??? seriously????

C) …something Indian cause its Diwali

materials needed: ???

PROS: it’s Diwali + showing off my heritage

CONS: vague. not going as vijay dhinanath chavan for the third year in a row lmao even if I did meet a really cool girl at a party last time.

feel free to weigh in XD I am running out of time

[mr-snailman]

time for my semiannual sport: agility, pharmacy phone-tree style