#sms watches xena solstice carol

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Are you kidding me!! Even Baby Jesus in the background is like “Oh my GOD that’s the most LGBT thing I have ever seen in my life”

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This is such a fun little cameo for all the Jesus fans out there! I can't get enough of this show's nebulous relationship with history, Gabrielle just flicks her wrist and accidentally enables the rise of the Christian hegemony

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WAIT A MINUTE [RECORD NEEDLE SCRATCH] SENTICLES..... HAS FINALLY OVERCOME.......... HIS CLAUS-TROPHOBIA

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Gabrielle: Soooo remember how you gave me every penny we had to go buy costumes at the market?

Xena: yes

Gabrielle: I adopted a donkey

Xena: shouldhaveknown.jpg

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Xena is the best Jacob Marley of all time. she just walks into the room as herself, yells "BE NICE OR DIE" and jumps out the window

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Oh just in case anyone was worried: he's OK🎅👍

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Gabrielle after interacting with Mary and Joseph for thirty seconds:

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the hopeful little "murder time? :D" in her voice

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Please consider: Xena and PGSM crossover

I AM CONSIDERING!!! They already have the same fighting style, the same level of special effects, the same female friendship™

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I love this iconic Santa Claus quote

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Silvus hears the sounds of Xena absolutely humiliating a squad of cops using only children's toys and just ASSUMES he's already in hell

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Ahhhh yes.......... the classic "sexy hula hoop" gambit 

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WHY YOU SHOULD ASSIST ME WITH MY CRIMES, a powerpoint presentation by Xena

Slide 1: You have already broken one law, so at this point you might as well break them all

Slide 2: THE END

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Warden reading the king’s verdict: does that say.... sentenced to 5 PEARS in prison? well I guess the sooner you eat those pears the sooner you get free buddy

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Gabrielle: there’s no other choice Xena. we HAVE to dress up in fancy costumes and pretend to be ghosts. it's the only way

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Today I am beyond thrilled to bring you the joy, the wonder, the holiday magic of XENA: A SOLSTICE CAROL

This one's for you @silver-millennial​ 🥂I hope it fills you with glad tidings! This episode, along with the rest of the series, is available to watch here, so if you needed plans for winter break, you just got them!