#smoothmovesbaby

[butnobodyhome]

[renoxvated]

He could feel the anger bubbling up under his skin, it’s BLISTERING, hotter than the Mojave sun itself. He’s thought about this moment for what feels like forever, but he still had the SCAR and the staples to remind himself it wasn’t all that long ago. The Courier thought about every little thing he wanted to do once he got this far, and oh god was there more than enough CRUELTY built up in him that it was ready to overflow like the Hoover Dam BREAKING. They’d taken his guns, his other weapons too— but he’d never really needed them to begin with, didn’t want the satisfaction of killing the man in the checkered suit to be over so quickly. Roy would use his bare hands, SQUEEZING every ounce of life, every DROP of sweat out of Benny…

and there the man of the hour stood, surrounded by bodyguards no less, fucking COWARD—! Six think’s, gritting his teeth like an animal holding back a bite from it’s toothy maw. He couldn’t kill him, well atleast not now, not here with these schmuck’s around, he could try of course; is pretty sure he’s beat worse odds already and if he died? Well he’d DRAG Benny’s checkered ass down to HELL with him.

He wants Benny to know he’s there, wants to watch the look on his face contort to horror, like he’s seen a GHOST. So when he steps towards the man at the top of the stairs he walks with an intimidating presence about him, sneer plastered on his face and with the swagger of David fighting Goliath; he doesn’t hesitate to cock the biggest shit eating nasty grin on his lips.

“Hey ya�� fuckin’ FINK, miss me?” Sneering indignantly, he blows a quick kiss to the man, but it’s anything but sweet.

starter for @smoothmovesbaby

[wandercr]

her fingers flex around the glass of scotch on the bar in front of her. she senses more than sees benny arrive beside her. no matter what the courier says, she doesn't -- she won't -- trust the man, but she's been told to play nice, and eliana is nothing if not loyal to her friends.

❝ i've been thinking it over, ❞ she says without looking at him. ❝ the white gloves are cannibals, and the omertas are scumbags, so what are the chairman hiding beneath all the fancy suits and dead slang? ❞ she flings her hair over her shoulder, assessing benny with a raised brow. ❝ props for being the only place in this town i'll drink, at least. ❞ / @smoothmovesbaby

[greasemonkeyiggy]

@smoothmovesbaby

"Now, if you don't mind me sayin', but your gun is lookin' a lil' worse for wear." Iggy muses, dark eyes peering at the weapon laid upon the bar. "I don't usually solicit my services this way. I mean, I ain't the forward type, but for a few caps I could have that shootin' smoothly."

[butnobodyhome]

Anna had never made a habit of being with someone she didn’t like. Even if she didn’t agree with Robert on most things, they generally at least got along. Benny was almost the complete opposite, not that she’d ever admit to agreeing with him on anything.

When she broke away from the kiss, she still looked confused. It was a real conundrum she’d found herself in. The part of her brain that was still reasonable kept telling her that she wasn’t this desperate for affection while the rest of her was almost melting. It didn’t help that she had always been a lovey drunk. “Huh.”

Most people, they'd be bothered by an announcement like that in a moment like this. For Benny, it's old news.

"I know that, baby," he murmurs, unsure why it matters, while his palm grazes her cheek. If he only got involved with women who liked him, then -- well, he'd spend most of his life in a dry spell.

She draws closer and Benny holds her a little tighter, gently pressing his lips back against hers. Maybe he should be worried about how House might react to this, and maybe it's because of the alcohol, but the old man is the furthest thing from his mind.

[sureimcrazy]

Literally Este to Benny after he assumes she wants sex.

@smoothmovesbaby

[hollyjread]

Titus graduated swim class today! He loved it this week so we ended on a high note! He does great putting his head under water, kicking, starting to blow bubbles and loves jumping in (assisted of course)! He even started hitting on a girl in class, holding her hand at the end of every lesson haha! #smoothmovesbaby #TitusOliver #7monthsold #studmuffin #waterbaby #heartbreaker

[awildthing-archive]

golddustonmybootheels is one of my favorite people, and mal is one of my favorite OCs!! idk if there's anything new i can say about either of them but they're both really great and they're such a wonderful artist and i love them

@golddustonmybootheels

[unveilingtrutharchive]

“I love when you’re rough.”

xxx ;; suggestive sentences // not accepting.

                ❝ You say that because I haven’t kicked you between the legs yet. You want to really commit to your words?  Then come on,  spread ‘em.  Let’s–  uh,  take your… jingle jangles for a ride. ❞

[butnobodyhome]

smash or pass lol

𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

Smashing him like he’s an avocado and she’s a molcajete and they’re making guacamole. Maybe it’s sexual. Maybe she just wants to pulverize his ass. Maybe it’s a little bit of both. Who can say.

[inkstainedsteel-blog]

♈

The little things about Valkyrie!

♈ a description of their home - apartment building or detached house? how many rooms are there? colours of their walls? any decorations?

“I mean, it’s an airship. There’s a lot of angry drunk guys? Lots of bottles and cigarette butts? Lots of rooms? I don’t know, it’s cramped a lot, so I tend to wander away from it from time to time.”

[renoxvated]

ooc: Current Thread Tracker down below, there is an updated Google-Doc on my pinned as well for future access. If you'd like to drop a thread/put it on hold OR write a new one let me know! I don't mind multiple at once either as long as you don't mind the wait. If you would rather write something else with me, I'll never be offended if you wanna drop a thread lol. I can promise you I'm the Most Chill™️ about things. Also if you ever want shorter threads don't hesitate to let me know so I can try to write less LOL. I'm also not gonna be mad if you write less than me, as a heads up. If I'm missing anyone or didn't mark the thread correctly please let me know! For the record if we're mutuals and you send me meme stuff or tag a random starter for me, etc; chances are 100% I'm gonna respond at some point haha, so don't feel daunted by talking to me or including Roy in things. My discord is renoxvated for those that don't have it yet!

I wanted this to double as a plotting call, so if you'd like me to hop into your messages, so we can work out writing something, LIKE this and I will.

Tag: thread ; badabing (FNV CONTENT)

greesemonkeyiggy ; Updated cisnecorazon ; Updated aamusedly (boone) ; Drafts butnobodyhome ; Updated thx-lost-yxars ; Drafts

Tag: thread ; dead on arrival (END GAME / AFTER DLC CONTENT)

ruinouss ; Drafts shathyar (house) ; Updated

Tag:  thread ; into the unknown (FO4 TIME PERIOD)

Colonelmade (now bldrdsh) (jamie) ; Updated

Tag: thread ; back in the saddle again (FALLOUT PRIME TIME PERIOD)

hcartsleeved ; Updated 

walkswastes ; Updated

mettleborn (samuel) ; Updated

Tag: thread ; so i’m back to the velvet underground (MODERN VERSE)

veildrider ; Updated donmoreno ; Updated

Tag: thread ; i saw god cry in the reflection of my enemies (LEGION VERSE)

N/A Currently

Tag: thread ; i took my love and i took it down (COMPANION VERSE)

N/A Currently STARTERS IN DRAFTS;

nefariuus (wade)

ratherxintense

smoothmovesbaby

OPEN STARTERS;

dead on arrival verse PLOTTING W/ CURRENTLY;

thechipsaredown deadmxney mx-001-e

[lacklusterfatale-blog]

smoothmovesbaby replied to your post “Because I’m not really feeling her courier verse that much: I’m...”

not ring a ding the omertas can suck my D

But that’ll make Rhoda and Benny-Bean’s relationship all the more beautiful. And forbidden. Or something along those shitty lines!

[beenpole]

Is fallout new vegas really Friends: Wasteland edition?

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

*benny shoots the courier in the head, is pushed into a shallow grave*

Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A.

*the courier getting zero fucking answers at the mojave express, running errands for little to next to no caps, not being able to afford better gear, tfw can’t romance anyone but can have sex with a dominatrix ghoul cowboy and a robot named FISTO*

It's like you're always stuck in second gear

*the courier being stalked by ANOTHER courier, being chased around by footballers in skirts, being slapped around by deathclaws*

When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year

*literally all the bullshit the courier has to deal with like taking a brain tumor out of a slaver who thinks he is a roman god, being shelled by bomb jacket wearing vaulties, having to cure mutant mental illness at a resort in the scenic mountains*

BUTI'll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour) 

*the courier camping with boone, cooking dinner on an open fire*

I'll be there for you(Like I've been there before)

*the courier and veronica getting dRUUUUUUUUUUUNK*

I'll be there for you('Cause you're there for me too)

*the courier teaching veronica how to play Caravan*

title credits:

chandler as bennyjoey as swankross as the couriermonica as marcie because i said so and i don’t want people reblogging this post so i put my oc in it so its not #relateablephoebe as veronicarachel as arcade

and then they all fall into the fountain in the center of the strip at the end

[butnobodyhome]

“Because I’ve only ever slept with the two of you.”

@butnobodyhome

"Yeah, whatever you say, honey baby. Your other squeeze's a television set."

[radiatedgreenhouse]

flashback

She wasn’t fond of the NCR, but they were stationed throughout California, and for all she knew they may know something. So she waited, suitcase in her lap and hands folded patiently on top of it. She watched the soldiers pass by with paperwork in hand, some talking about the dam, others planning on going out that night.

Was the NCR Embassy always so busy and stressful? Was everyone here so loud? Why was every little thing suddenly digging under her skin? She scratched her arm, then her neck... Suddenly everything itched and everything became uncomfortable.

“Fuck this.”

She hadn’t been so up tight in... She couldn’t say. Katherine was out of the building in no time at all, speeding steps lead her right back to the street. Katherine couldn’t go back in there again. She can find help some other way.