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Gravity Falls au where instead of Ford saying "Your sister has a magnetic personality, she'll be fine on her own" and "Isn't it suffocating being around her all the time?" he offers to school both Dipper AND Mabel. Like, homie, you were just bragging about how you have 12 PHD's and Dipper's parents would be happy to have him teach their son. If you're able to teach a 12 year old to fight monsters, I think you can take some time to also teach both of them 8th grade english and how to use variables. Not to mention the fact that in the Book of Bill it talks about how Dipper has reoccurring nightmares about an argument he overheard from his parents, and Bill points out how their parents were so quick to send the two of them away from home. (Also I’m almost certain that it’s canon Dipper’s real name is Mason. On the website if you enter Mason into the computer it brings up an entry that Dipper wrote, with some notes from Ford).

"Yeah don’t worry, leaving your sister during some of the arguably worst years of a person’s life is fine cause she’s social.”

Or

“I think it’s great you don’t want to leave your sister, and instead of projecting my own feelings of how I felt with Stan onto you, I want to respect your wishes and find a way to combine our ideas. Since I was just saying how I have 12 PHD’s, and the fact I’ve been fighting monsters and survived in an alternate dimension for 30-something years, I’m sure I can very easily teach two 13 year olds what square roots are.”

ALSO we could’ve seen some moments between Ford and Mabel. Imagine he’s helping her with math because she doesn’t understand something, and he’s able to help by replacing numbers with puppies and stickers or something. I also think she’d like to color code - mostly because she enjoys all the different colors, and Ford likes doing it because it helps him organize. Going back to stickers, I just KNOW Mabel would decorate his lab with them. Stickers, glitter, drawings, all of it.

I would like to clarify: I am not a Ford hater, I love him and his character. I just wish he could’ve responded differently to Dipper wanting to stay with Mabel.

This got kinda long, whoopsies lol

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Aww thanks for the tag! To all my friends here on Tumblr!

Tag: @mbruben-stein @lokislittlemisfit @strawbearybearblog @mysticboombox @ms-minsuga @smokinrat @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak

This is the Nugget of Friendship.

It is not given lightly. Yet I give it to you.

Yes. I mean YOU.

Now shoo.

Pass on the Nugget of Friendship.

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I feel like Two-bit used to bite people as a kid, and whether he did it in a friendly or unfriendly way is an on-running debate within the gang

I think- if he still gets the opportunity- he’d still bite Sodapop and Steve, just to mess with them <3

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thx user smokinrat very nice photo to show me in my time of despair

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Going through and revising some of my old posts. I already did it last night with my Tim Shepard headcanons, so I've got more motivation to actually write!

Hope y'all like the newer writing

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I have to wait until Christmas to get a new laptop (my last one could barley load Crossy road without shutting down)

Once I get that laptop though, it is OVER for y’all 🫶🙏🙏

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My redraw of @nots__27’s (instagram) clown drawing

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When their head is actually an object >>>

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tag yourself - types of heroes

warrior: would rather die than cry in front of a crowd, always bracing themself for the next hit, taking one deep breath before going crazy on the battlefield, learning by being thrown around a lot

magical: easily mistaken for the bad guy, wanting everyone to dream about them, not ready to run athletically but will run from their feelings forever, quite willing to sacrifice anything to win

royal: still waiting for their new shiny toy, wearing glitter and jewel studded clothing unapologetically, waiting for the inevitable comeback of their evil uncle, the type to sell what others are buying

chosen: knowing nothing about anything is their default mode, tired of hearing all the love calls and hero worship they seem to be getting, keep them waiting at no cost, making their loved ones run from them

hybrid: conflicting personal interests, only needing a touch to understand other’s emotions, wearing a devil’s horns and an angel’s wings with grace, quite the dancer in the dark, their sanity’s driving in circles

involuntary: drawn to the river and forest, would rather blend into the background if they could, liking to be independent and to belong somewhere, getting back up no matter how many times they fall

fool: their kind unassuming soul constantly being played with, having a quick fight or flight response, not yet feeling the vertigo, meeting up with their friends to drink and play card games

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Drawing of Princess Daisy my brother made for me yesterday.

Y’all have no idea how much I actually love this, and he did such a good job, too. It is un-ironically one of my prized possessions.

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Yay

Anyways I’m also working on stuff in my inbox rn, cause my keyboard is working now so I’m taking advantage.

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I forgot i had a tumblr account, mb 🫡

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I’m always happy to hear feedback & suggestions! <3

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 5000 likes!

Yippee <3

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It was “GONE, GONE / THANK YOU” by Tyler the Creator 👍

I didn’t even remember the actual lyrics 💀

Y’all ever get a song stuck in your head but you can’t really remember the lyrics and it’s like:

Hmm hm hmm-hmm, I just wanna ______ (1, 2, 3)

And then it’s like maybe acoustic guitar after that?

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Some more tiny tordles (mostly Raph)