#smokez

[shippityhoppity]

doobiedoobiedoobie

[kusuokisser]

GORGEOUS OH M GKD

hai you gais this is my first tumblr post ever i have no idea how to work this but here's my wife o(｀ω´ )o

[lasagnelover420]

Pony postingggghhhh

Some doodles of MY PONYSONA Ztrawb

& Fluttershy Luna & Nightmaremoon(as a seperate entity lmao) hanging out cuz they r of my top fav poniessszszsz. Played around w/their desighnssss I LOVE LUNASM w big puffy hair, they all have such stunin designs/color pallets its always fun 2 drawem-

(Oh also strawbz bluntz smokez is coming out of her horn lmfao)

[tgcg]

ily and your art so much this account is the only one i have notifications on for

holy smokez that’s an honor… i dont think i’ve ever even used tht feature. wow. just thank u a lot 🧡 & take care

[cowcat-with-a-hat]

parappa the rapper characterz that i think they would do drugz :3 (thiz iz a joke btw)

joe chin and my proof iz: that he sold me drugz outside of the 711 last thursday nite and they weren't even drugz they were hiz branded "joe chin super drugz" AND THEY WERE PIXIE STIX still very tasty tho highly reccomend

prince fleaswallow my proof iz: he mentionz in hiz song that hez "on the run" 4 sumthing 4 what exactly im not sure but im gonna guess drug dealing i mean like he runz a flea market that soundz like a front 4 a drug ring also he lookz like sum1 who dressed themselvez while constantly stoned (trust me i would know) i just know he would smoke weed he soundz high out of hiz mind and also singz about how hez been working in the "flea market" since "hiz mama waz a baby" soundz like sumthing i'd write while high out of my mind oh and also while im on about hiz song

parappa: maybe not nesaserally DO drugz but he unknowingly sold drugz (allegedly) with prince fleaswallow 2 fix hiz dadz car altho mayb he would do weed idk XP

lammy my proof iz: thiz image (thx 2 lil mrs matter on discord 4 the proof XD)

5. guru ant my proof iz: thiz iz just a hc i have that he and fleaswallow smoke weed 2gether and he smokez 2 calm hiz nervez now iz there a good reason that i have thiz hc nah not really am i what the kidz would say "delu lu" no and who the fuck sayz "delu lu" anywayz thatz stupid tiktok kidz r stupid 6. cathy piller, ma san and randum onion lady who waz in stage 2 in the 2nd parappa game my proof iz thiz image:

7. pj berri my proof iz: ok now thiz iz another purely hc thing (actually thiz whole list iz XD) but hear me out the reason why that hez constantly eating and sleeping iz bcuz hez smoking that marijamige that mary jane that grass y'know weed makez people have the munchiez real bad and also makez u real sleepy so it makez total sense i don't c it being anyother way and if u disagree with me then letz go toe 2 toe by the slide @ the preskool i'll beet u up >:( 8. crash bandicoot my proof iz: ik ik that crash izn't TECHNICALLY a parappa character but shut up look @ this image

c look they have met thiz countz anywayz crash iz def 1 of those flordia man typez who run around on bath saltz screaming no further comment

9. colonel noodlez my proof iz: what fucking moron would try 2 make noodlez the only food on earth a moron on drugz thatz who basically the whole plot of ptr2 iz that he goez on a drug binge and thinkz that all other foodz r evil and tryz 2 make everything noodlez but then parappa helpz him sober up and he realizez hez a fucking idiot and thatz why kidz u shouldn't do drugz (or do them i don't give a shit im not ur dad)

feel free 2 leave ur hcz in the commentz below <333 (btw if u didn't read the title thiz post iz satire so don't take offense 2 thiz or sumthing idk)

[devil-llsf]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!! Now I have your attention!

My new name is Devil Slave Smokez. Who I am does not matter. Answer to many names but usually 'IT' works.

Slave wants to thank Masters/Dads/Tops etc , IT will help make Master's life easier by taking care of Master, in various roles. From cooking to laundry, massages to footstool.

Slave will be trained as almost no limits. IT knows Master might try and break Slave first.

It will get into a daily routine of: Cum dump/toilet pig, dressing Master, Master tells Slave what to wear.

Slave prepares breakfast. It only eats/drinks from metal bowl, until Master decides. Slave should kneel/sit by Master, unless doing chores.

Master will ignore the word 'NO' as he will have his own safeword.

Devil Slave has given consent in previous chats, with Master but is doing so here, again. The right Master will have complete control, over all aspects of DS Smokez life. Devil Slave willingly takes on the limits of it Master.

As a way to create income Devil Slave, will help record, edit, post and sell clips online. Devil Slave is allowed to do cigar clips.

;::::::;::

[ashisdedd]

Hai Gamers I’m back X3

I was on twitter but I’m alive

Me and my gf broke up and I have no friends but I’ve bean sh clean for 3 weeks and I have a bunch of smokez:3

Also no more bmi posts from me because ✨recoveryara✨

[l1x1fur-666]

NOW SMOKE ALL 4 AT ONCE

2 EAZEEZ!1!! xP!!!1! >:3 *SMOKEZ ALL TEH JOINTZ ADN SUPER DUPER GREENSZ OUTT!1!!!!!* 🤯🤯😳🍃🤯🍃🐾🐾‼️‼️😈🍃‼️

[cronaz-diary]

hayate and date-chan drawing i made lmao

NOT A SHIP POST BTW !! anyway yea me and my friend joked abt hayate and date-chan gettign high togther bc they r both similar and also ig date-chan alrady smokez sugar?? luv these 2 characrerz (not az much az sophia ofc)

[voidzphere]

theyre gettin freaky holy smokez dude

* I love them, they so toxic they make me insane.

[crossover-enthusiast]

HAHAHA

No. It waz not

Especially cuz garcello bore a striking resemblance to my dad. Who smokez

Oh my god I am SO sorry

[heartz4shauna]

Thank you to everyone who got me to 25000 likes!

HOLY SMOKEZ!

[rollercoaster59]

Paul smokez weed runs out 2004

[devil-llsf]

Devil Slave's New Year's Resolution

2024. Devil Slave Smokez has a New Year resolution to fulfill. It is in search of a new Master.

Slave can provide housekeeping skills or it can be left tied up until needed.

Slave can be pig, pup, AB, sissy, gimp, toilet, ashtray, object etc. Any role, preferably live in. It has only a couple of limits.

Anything it doesn't know it will learn quickly.

[vivid-badsquad]

I WAS TOO LAZY TO GET IT ON MY IPAD SO I HAD TO DO THAT DRAWBOX THING ON MY PHONE LMAO u can't even zoom in

anywayss is there any chance that I can be in ur friends list? a few urls have been changed so this is also a reminder abt that if I can't be!

HOLT SMOKEZ U CAN!!! and ty for reminding meee ^w^ ill go fix now!!!

[xx-kandi-katastropie-xx]

oki, makin my pinned post again

haiii, i'm kandi! my pronouns are xae/xaer

i'm your local emo scene freak

yes, my url is a dot dot curve reference :3

i'm lowkey rebranding to be a little more emo (because, i listen to emo music a lot these dayz)

i try to keep my s - z typing quirk to a minimum to those with screen readers.

that being said, this blog is very eyestrain-y so enter at your own risk!!

more info under cut

my fav bands! (that are scene and / or emo)

my chemical romance (duh)

the academy is...

the used

dot dot curve

pierce the veil

paramore

i'm also a fan of these bands:

cute is what we aim for

dance, gavin, dance

fall out boy

here are my hot takes of bands i just CAN'T STAND

good charlotte

blink-182

some other stuff i enjoy <3

collecting CDs / vinyls

old internet culture

simping for band members

making kandi

fashion stuff

follow my main at: @artsyaech

tags:

#holy smokez i'm gay - cute band members (goes for any gender. i'm gay for all genders)

#band stuffz - stuff related to my favorite bands

#kandi sayz - rambles of mine

#memez - memes and stuff

#internet thingiez - blinkies, stamps and other relics of the old days

#scene stuffz - scene related things

#emo stuffz - emo related things

#stuffz - stuff idk where to put

#originalz - OG posts

#reblogz - reblogs