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Imagine Zeff waking up and hearing Lullaby crying and then when he gets up, he realizes that the crying stopped, so he runs in to see Sanji in the cot with Lullaby and the duo of them cuddling while sleeping

Awww that's so cute 😭

Zeff quietly sneaks back out of the room so he can get the camera snail and take a picture of them.

Sanji and Lullaby probably share a room since there's limited space on the Baratie. Lullaby started off in Zeff's room, but he moved them into Sanji's room because he kept sneaking into Zeff's room at night to check on the baby.

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Nubia is very proud of Doll for snapping. Dellfinger is just simping over his girlfriend. Sanji is concerned.

Dellinger: Get his ass girlfriend!

Doll, whipping around to scream at him too: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Nubia, smiling proudly: That's the spirit!

Sanji, still being carried on Nubia's shoulder like the damsel in distress that he is: Please put me down... I'm begging you...

Lucky: You're staying right there before you get us into even more trouble!

Katakuri: How about we all calm down? Please.

Everyone else in perfect unison: NO!

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Lunarians are believed to be completely wiped so no one really knows what they look like but The government does offer money for any information on one.

Okay so hiding the wings probably was enough to keep random people from picking up on what Lullaby is. I don't think the skin and hair on its own wouldn't be enough to tip anyone off? There are certainly stranger hair colors in this world lol

I do think that the possibility of Zeff being able to clock what she is would be interesting. This man is out here collecting the most high risk children. He's got a runaway prince from Germa Kingdom, and now he has what for all he knows is the last Lunarian on the planet. He cannot catch a break. He would keep it to himself if he did recognize what she is. While he does trust that his staff wouldn't rat her out for financial gain, he figures that the less people who know, the better.

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I am crying over the Dadan and Nubia fan art. She gets to see her baby girl again.

While it's nice to hear that Nubia is fine, it would make a world of difference to actually see her alive and well in person. Nubia isn't getting out of that hug for at least ten minutes.

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Koby: *on a date with Lizard* So about...

Lizard: Yes my brothers are sitting at that table over there, they wanted to sit at our table but I convinced them not to.

Koby: *sneaks a peek at the brothers.*

Sabo: *holds up a sign that says "If you do anything to hurt Nubia, even the Sky people will hear your screams."*

Ace: *sleeping while looking threatening*

Luffy: *smiles and waves at Koby while enjoying his meal.*

I love that Ace came along to try and be intimidating, but neglected the fact that he's going to pass the fuck out if he eats anything. At least Sabo is good at intimidation.

Luffy probably winds up migrating over to their table regardless of what Lizard said. Ace comes over and makes a half-assed attempt to bring him back, but when that obviously doesn't work, he "graciously" offers to stay there with him to make sure Luffy doesn't cause any trouble. Sabo also goes over at that point and wedges his chair in between Lizard and Koby's chairs.

Lizard is kind of annoyed, but she's a pushover for her brothers, so she just accepts it and tries to make the most out of this. She's also praying that the old man wearing a shitty wig and sunglasses at a table nearby isn't Garp in disguise.

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He did not in fact, just wanna talk.

It would be funny if Crocodile tracks him down at the same time as Doflamingo so now Disco is being fought over because both of them want to be the one to kill him.

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Personally I feel bad for anyone who's dumb enough to insult one of the throuple in front of the others. They will be lucky if it's just Cara.

Obviously no one will try that in front of Katakuri because just look at him, and Sanji is a part of the monster trio so people will usually bite their tongue around him as well.

Cara seems safe. She's an unassuming looking former princess, so she must be harmless. However, if someone makes a snide comment about her relationships, there will be the barrel of a gun jammed into their mouth before they can even blink. She's waited too long to be happy to let some random asshole try to talk shit :)

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I just thought of a funny scenario. So like this happens with Buggy who was going for Lucky but took Lizard by accident so he gave Lizard to Mihawk and Lizard got into Mihawk's booze (Mihawk had no idea she was 16) and when Crocodile and The Strawhats show up. they see a drunk Lizard who out drank Buggy and Mihawk and is on the phone with Koby shamelessly flirting with him.

I liked this idea, have a drabble

Crocodile didn't know if he should be mad or impressed right now. He's been trying for years to get his daughter back under his care only to be thwarted each and every time, but somehow Buggy of all people managed to bring her back here accidentally.

That clown should be studied, truly.

As joyful as it was to see his girl again, there was a problem that he couldn't ignore.

"How did you not know she was underage? Look at her! She doesn't look close to being an adult!"

"How many children do you know that are in that kind of shape?" Mihawk couldn't be bothered to look up from his newspaper to speak with Crocodile. "Besides, I thought that a glass of wine may calm her down somewhat. At least enough to keep her from trying to murder the clown again."

"A glass? She looks like she's had a bottle at least!" Crocodile gestured over to the teenager who was currently lounging on a couch. Her legs were dangling over the back of it while her head hung off the cushions. Her face was flush from the alcohol in her system and she was so intoxicated that she had yet to realize his presence.

Mihawk's transponder snail was balanced precariously on the back of the couch. She's been enthusiastically speaking into it the whole time he's been here, but he wasn't close enough to be able to make out what was being said.

The question of who was on the other end was a mystery, "Who is she speaking to?"

Mihawk shrugged and sipped at his own wine glass, "A marine. That Koby boy, I believe."

"And you're just letting her?!" Allowing her to call a marine was bad enough on its own, but Koby? What Crocodile wouldn't give to have that kid wiped off the planet. How his daughter became so infatuated with him was beyond his understanding.

"It's keeping her from raising hell in here, so yes."

Crocodile was going to argue further, but then he saw Lizard reaching for the wine bottle sitting on a nearby coffee table to refill her empty glass. He rushed over immediately and snatched the bottle from her hand. It was almost completely drained, much to his horror.

"Hey! I was drinking that!" Her words were slurred and her actions uncoordinated. She struggled to bring herself up to a sitting position, prompting Crocodile to crouch down and gently prop her up lest she fall and hit her head.

"Yes, but you shouldn't have been," he grumbled. This was the first time he's spoken to her in years and his first course of action was to scold her. Excellent move, certainly this couldn't backfire.

Lizard's posture stiffened, then she whirled around with her mouth agape. Ah, so she's finally taken note of him. Crocodile braced himself for a barrage of insults and fury, knowing full well how she felt about him after what he did in Alabasta.

That wasn't what happened.

A grin, the largest one he's seen on her in a while, broke out across her face and she squealed. In an instant she latched onto him. Her arms wrapped around his neck while her legs clung onto his torso. The force of it was enough to make him fall onto his backside. Perhaps Mihawk had a point, she has grown a lot since he'd last seen her.

"Daddy! I haven't seen you in forever! I missed you soooo muuuuch!"

She continued to ramble on happily, but Crocodile wasn't hearing any of it. She... missed him. His daughter was so happy to see him that she felt the need to tackle him to the ground and call him a name she hasn't used since she was much younger.

Who knows how long this spell will last for? Gingerly, Crocodile returns her hug, squeezing her against him while hoping no one could see how misty his eyes were getting.

"I missed you, too. More than you can imagine."

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I just know that when Lizard showed up on CP9 island with Zero context. Rob Lucci and Jabra were like well let's not look a gift horse in the mouth

Lucci: I can't believe after everything we've done for the government, this is how we're treated. Could this get any worse?

Lizard: *Screaming as she crash lands on the island right next to them after being overnighted by Kuma.*

Jabra: No, but it just got better.

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I bet that when Doffy was informed that his beloved niece was at Sabody he was like I am gonna make a pitstop there to pick her up and then he comes and she's nowhere to be found and Disco apparently got blew up by an enemy and everything has gone to shit

He was thrilled to finally have his darling niece in his custody and thus a reason for Crocodile to come to him willingly. He strolls up to Sabaody and is taken off guard when the auction house that she's supposed to be at is completely wrecked and Disco is nowhere to be found. He tracks down one of the employees to get answers and gets the rundown of what happened. He instantly knows that there's absolutely no way Disco is actually dead and fully intends to track him down and kill him for not only failing to keep one teenager secured, but also wasting his time by not calling to let him know what happened. For now, however, he'll settle for taking his anger out on the employee.

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She's just begging for a reason

Very accurate, she's always ready to throw down

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King: *glaring at Queen while holding a sleeping Lullaby*

Queen: *breathes*

King: *gives Lullaby to Page One and throws Queen outside* Be quiet you'll wake up my daughter

lmao King look like he's holding a newborn kitten due to how significant the size difference is between him and Lullaby

He just kinds haphazardly drops Lullaby into Page One's arms when he leaves to throw Queen out because it doesn't occur to him that a normal sized person might not be prepared to catch a nine year old with zero warning. Page One is able to recover from the surprise without dropping her or waking her up, but he's very stressed about doing anything to this kid that could make King upset. Doubly so when Ulti runs over to coo over how cute Lullaby is and very loudly talk about how adorable it would be if Page One got to be a big brother for once.

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She has one of the worst mental health stability out of everyone in One Piece

Her and Doll both.

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Lady Camorra after seeing Judge secretly forgives Sanji for everything and swears that she will eat him for Sanji as a way to express her forgiveness

Sanji is too used to her being agro to realize what is happening. She's playing a long con to catch him off guard, he just knows it!

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I feel like Lizard and Koby have twins for their third pregnancy.

That is so many kids good lord

Crocodile is just as stressed with each pregnancy. He always fears that this will be the one that Lizard doesn't survive. He's all but begging her to stop after this one. He loves his grandkids, but he doesn't want to lose his daughter.

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Lizard's and Koby's second kid is a boy named Karim who gets the nickname Gator and he is a menace to society from day one like he loves his family and friends but he literally throws anything close to him at someone he doesn't like. Alli plays the part of a perfect little angel while she's secretly plotting the downfall of her enemies.

And neither of them are marines, much to Garp's shock and horror. How could Koby do this to him?!