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[smidnite]

"SEASON'S YEETINGS": A REPOST!

But it's so old it may as well be new?

This fic was written pre-pandemic, summer of 2019. It sat on my phone for ages, waiting for me to edit it again, and I never did. I quickly grew overwhelmed during the blur of Covid and ended up avoiding Tumblr altogether because it was more social than I could handle being. I told myself every winter I'd go back, finish it, and post it to AO3, but that never happened either.

So here is me in December of 2024, determined to not let another year go by without reposting it. I'm leaving the original notes in for prosperity, but it's a bit more edited this time around.

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I was watching The Grinch with my nephew, and I came up with this. My first ever posted fic, so I’m sure it’s a hot mess. Non-beta’d, so mistakes abound. Also, I haven’t figured out how to do italics at ALL, so all my emphasis is in ALLCAPS. My bad.

EDIT:

@starkerembarker2 learned me how to do italics!!! WOOOO!!!!!!

Peter, while on his senior year winter break, spends a week at the upstate Avengers compound.

During the day, he trains with the other Avengers, or works with Tony in his lab.

During the evening, he hangs out in the common area, eating dinner and watching holiday movies.

And at night, he creeps down the halls and quietly makes his way into Tony’s room, and slips into his bed.

As far as they’re aware, the team is none the wiser that Tony has been fucking his eighteen year old protégé through the bed for the last six months.

That particular night, they’d no sooner finished dinner and started watching the first Home Alone–

(Peter had raised an eyebrow at Clint. “This movie is SO OLD–” “Hush up, kid. This was Macaulay Culkin in his PRIME.”

“Uh, kid, weren’t YOU the one who insisted on watching quote unquote, classic Christmas movies?” Let it not be said that Tony didn’t know how to stir the pot.

“Okay, yeah, but I meant, like, ‘The Grinch.’”)

–before an alarm went off; A.I.M. having decided now would be a great time to desecrate Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty.

(“Fucking JERSEY,” Steve had groused in his Brooklyn drawl, everyone nodding in agreement.)

By the time everyone arrived back at the compound, they were too tired to do anything more than head to the showers and then bed.

Unfortunately, Tony and Peter were so tired that caution was lost to them. They failed to realize that Peter didn’t even attempt to go to his room, and that Tony hadn’t shut the bedroom door all the way. It was enough for them that they collapsed into bed together and fell asleep.

—

Sunrise woke them. Tony smiled; the sun not the only thing rising in the bedroom. A sleep soft Peter, lambent from sun, was a treasure to behold, and entirely too innocent in appearance. Tony took immeasurable delight smoothing his hands up and down Peter’s body, stirring up his youthful arousal until he was a shaking, whimpering mess.

“Tony, please…”

“Please what, Tesoro?”

“Stop teasing!”

“Am I?”

“Tony!”

And as much as he wanted to hear his sweet boy beg, he wanted to be buried within him more; Tony wanted to hear him SING his pleasure. Peter’s harsh sobs and cut off gasps could make a sober man drunk with lust, and when he came—

“!!!!!!”

—when he came, Peter was a vision: his back arched, nipples rosy, the flush high on his cheeks, body glistening from perspiration, staring up at Tony in guileless wonder.

Tony should have felt more guilt than he did for being the one to defile his angel of a boy, but the reality was he was a shameless devil of a man, who would hoard his treasure from the whole world if he could. But to do so would be to stifle Peter's light, and Tony would rather be alone for the rest of his life than to see Peter lose his glow.

For now, it was more that enough to bask in Peter's warmth.

—

Eventually, Tony and Peter made it out of the bedroom, Peter slipping off to his room so they could shower separately before meeting back by the elevator to head up to the common kitchen. Tony stepped out first, Peter close behind, barely managing to stop himself from running into Tony’s back when he stopped short.

Peter peeked from behind Tony’s shoulder to see the team eating breakfast, still in their sleepwear, looking towards the two of them with various forms of amusement.

Clint spun around in his seat to face them. “This compound,” he gestured with his coffee pot in hand, “is Whoville. We are the Who-People, and you two combined are the Grinch.”

Tony raised a brow, trying to figure out Clint's game. “Are you implying we stole your Christmas? Because Christmas hasn’t even happened yet.”

A couple smile crossed Natasha’s face when she murmured, “Christmas came early,” before taking a demure bite of her muffin.

There was clear confusion on Peter’s face as he watched both Steve and Doctor Banner try to contain their laughter.

Coffee safely acquired, Clint turned to face Natasha. “No, see, that was GOOD, Nat, but not the joke I was trying to make." He spun around again to face Tony and Peter. "See, Peter is your heart, and YOU, Tony, are the Grinch who figured out what the true meaning of Christmas is.”

Peter glanced at Tony, KNOWING he was going to regret asking, but…

“What’s the punchline to this joke?”

“'Well, in Whoville they say, that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day’–and really, I mean the Grinch’s Spidey heart came three times today, and Tony 'whizzed with his load through the bright morning light’,” he stated with a flourish, before turning back to his breakfast.

It took a moment. And then–

“OH MY GOOOOD,” Peter whined, before hiding his face in Tony’s shoulder. “You HEARD–OH MY GOD.”

“You said that a few times, too.” Steve’s smirk was WICKED. “You don’t have to sneak around anymore, just…keep the door shut.”

Un. Believable. They’d KNOWN.

“You live in a house full of spies, and you didn’t think we’d find out? How were you that oblivious?”

And before either Tony or Peter could answer, Bruce got up from his seat, tea in hand while heading toward the lab, singing, “I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine and a half foot pooooole!”

—

God I KNOOOOOOOW this was bad. Ugh.

[winterspiderpurrs]

May was tucked away in bed already. Tuckered out from being in the meetings all day to the hotdogs in the park. Then they stopped by Steve's mom's place. Updating her on alk the news. She burst into tears when she found out they Peter's ex, Harley's father, didn't want custody.

They didn't tell her yet on who it was. They decided that once things calmed down, they could all have a family meeting. And tell everyone at once. Especially as the only two months til they hosted Thanksgiving. And before the news gets leaked out to the media.

Harley was doing his homework at the dinner table. Steve was in his studio, trying to finish up on his latest commission. Peter was also sitting at the table, a big calendar out. He was flipping through, noting things. Bucky was leaning against the door frame, watching and listening.

" It would be best to have at least ... two visits in. Or him coming here before Thanksgiving. As long as you're comfortable with it."

Harley sighs and nods.

" Yeah... maybe first visit he comes here... then we can try me at his? "

Peter nods and makes a note and jots down things on the calendar.

Across town, Tony is staring at the two letters that Harley placed on the table. Reflecting on the first time, he was one on one with his son.

The lawyers had already filed out of the room. Tony drummed on the table nervously, looking at Harley. He just a little smile.

"Long day, huh?"

Harley nods, pulling out the letters from his jacket.

" Mom says the best way to... clear you mind is to sometimes write it out and... well... I.. wrote you two letters. "

He sets them on the edge of the counter and slides them over to Tony.

" I'm still... trying to 'come to terms' with Tony Stark is the same person I.... disliked for years... but I want... to get to know you... I guess. So... this is my uh.. olive branch. But uhh... sorry in advance for some stuff in there."

He straightens his jacket and then leaves the room quickly to join the rest of his family.

Tony sighs and rubs a hand over his face. He eyes the two letters and then slowly picks them up to read.

Across town, Eddie flips his notebook open, and the phone pressed close to his ear. He starts writing notes.

" So you're saying that the same family that Stark showed up to last week showed up at the tower today, too? And they were there for over 5 hours?"

" Yeah. Okay. Thanks"

Eddie shook his head and made another note. This is all adding up. He had got confirmation from someone else that Peter and Tony were " Close" when they were in rehab together. And once Peter was at the new facility a few months after the Vegas Wreck, is where the medical records say that Peter had a positive pregnancy test.

And his other source says that Potts was flying into New York tomorrow.

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@smidnite @illogicalkat hope you like this little addition. I'm looking forward for the chaos that will be the Rogers-Barnes house hold Thanksgiving and how Tony handles it.

Since this is getting long(again) and we gonna keep adding to it. Just to save everyone from scrolling.

Link below has the LAST update as of 9.24.24 7pm EST. And it also include the previous(original start of the chain) link.

@illogicalkat and @smidnite this has the latest post that I did on it once you click into it. So feel free to reblog and add the newest addition below here. :) This is so much fun! Ya'll are the BEST.

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[starkerparkerpony]

I Scold Because I Stan Pt.2

AU where Tony (44-45 y/o) meets an aged up (23-24 y/o) Peter after Civil War, Tony is broken up with Pepper and all kinds of sorry for himself. Peter is a ESU graduate and currently has an internship with Oscorp and is a photographer for the Daily Bugle he is also spiderman and therefore perpetually exhausted and has very little patience

Read part 1 here, part 3 here

Not much scolding in this one but very dialogue heavy... Please continue reblogging. Continuing on -

Tony believed there's certain feelings in life that you must absolutely not feel once over the age of 25... for example, no middle-aged man should have anxiety about calling a potential romantic interest. Especially if said 'potential romantic interest' shamelessly hit on Tony in the first place. The guy was definitely interested, he had made it clear to Tony that he was definitely interested. Tony could just call the guy... but would he.

A week earlier when Peter Parker woke from the nap he was taking in a booth at an Irish pub for some reason, Tony absolutely did not imagine that any conversation they might have would go the way their's did. It was a testament to Mr. Parker's extempore prowess. It was also mildly embarrassing and almost traumatizing to be scolded and praised all at once. But after Parker left, Tony found himself... smiling... and blushing, like a complete idiot, but smiling and blushing nonetheless.

When back at home Tony set Friday on the curious case of Peter Parker. Which led to spending an ungodly amount of time on the guy's Instagram. Which in turn led to Tony gleaning some useful information about him, Peter Parker wasn't exactly new to the world of the rich and famous, he appeared to be a close friend of Harry Osbourne, posing with him in not just generic selfies but also pictures taken at high profile society events.

It also appeared that Mr. Parker was no stranger to superheroes either, his work with the Daily Bugle was almost entirely photos of Spiderman... Tony didn't know Spidey personally but going by the coverage the newspaper gave him, it was hard to imagine that the masked hero would be a friend of Parker's but the guy somehow always managed to get the best picture of Spidey, which indicated a willingness to follow trouble on Parker's part.

And then there was the entire thing about how gorgeous and intelligent and utterly disarming the boy was...

The 3 patents he had told Tony about were no joke- a medical grade adhesive, an industrial grade adhesive and a potential replacement for spandex. Not to mention his eyes...

Tony kept telling himself that he was too old to have a crush... but he knew it was too late. He thought back to the way he felt when Peter smiled at him, bruised and all... The damage was done.

The first time Tony called Peter, he didn't pick up and it went to voicemail. Tony didn't leave a message. It was just 9PM, there was no way he was already asleep. Right? For a second he dreaded the possibility of Parker being one of those millennials who don't take phonecalls, then for another hour he wondered if this was a sign from the universe about an endeavor that should be abandoned. So of course Tony called again.

"I don't do booty calls past 10 I have a job now" was how Parker answered the phone. Jesus Christ.

"Good to know, I was thinking about lunch tomorrow actually." Tony said without missing a beat

"Jesus Christ!" Parker exclaimed, obviously thrown.

"Close. Tony Stark" He chuckled

"No I know... Crap, I'm sorry, my friend Harry is the only one I know who calls with a private number. I thought it was him." He explained

"Am I Sorry to disappoint?" Tony asked trying not to sound anxious.

"Absolutely not. I actually definitely would do a booty call after 10 for you." Tony could hear the smile in his voice.

"But not after 11 though?" Tony joked trying not to blush.

"No that honor is reserved for Bruce Banner and Bruce Banner only."

"You have good taste in men" Bruce was Tony's friend, he had to admit he was warmed by the fact that Peter wasn't one of the assholes who held 'big green' against him.

"Ha Ha thanks... he represents us bio-chem nerds well, one of my projects is actually inspired by him and also he is very cute in press conferences."

"The spandex replacement?" Tony guessed

"Oh no... you googled me. Ew."

"Hey that's rich coming from the guy that sticks my photos on his wall." He defended himself

"No no... there's this god awful picture of me that comes up on image search from when my team won the scholastic decathlon, I look like a single prepubescent noodle in it." Parker grouched

"Good tip... also nice covert bragging with the decathlon thing Mr. Parker" Tony said as he pulled the picture up and sniggered.

"Thank you I'm so glad you caught that... so what was it you were saying about lunch?" Parker enquired.

"Right... Lunch? Tomorrow?" Tony hoped he didn't sound desperate.

"Sounds good to me. I mean it sounds like a bizarre dream I'm having but I don't wanna stroke your ego unnecessarily, you already called first... I love that I have the upper hand here"

"Congratulations on the upper hand smartass... do you wanna do 'Nobu'?" Tony suggested

"Oh my god... I'm gonna throw your P.A. and your PR team a bone and nix that idea... you beautiful disaster" Peter laughed

"Umm... what?"

"Nobu has papparazi outside of it 24/7, and I hate to break it to you buddy but your break up with Ms. Potts was kinda' public. I can't even begin to imagine what hell you, being photographed with a strapping twunk half your age would be on your team." He explained himself

"Okay calm down strapping twunk... How would anybody even know its a date?" Tony scoffed

"Umm Mr. Stark if I have the chance to grab your ass in public and have photos taken of the event then I absolutely will do it." said Peter, very sincerely.

"My God how can you call me Mr. Stark and talk about grabbing my ass in the same sentence?" Tony cursed his susceptibility to blushing whenever talking to this guy.

"Listen man, I'd call you Tony but this 'Mr. Stark' thing lowkey turns me on though." Peter said in a teasing voice.

Same, Tony admitted to himself.

"Kink noted. You do have a point though... I haven't had to deal with my personal PR or had a P.A. in a while." Said Tony, thoughtful.

"How can you not have a P.A.? Is that even legal?" Peter asked

"Well, I made my last one the CEO of my company, fell in love with her, started dating her and then very publicly got dumped by her... so I'm apprehensive about replacing her." Tony regretted this outburst as soon as he finished talking.

"I think about you when I touch myself." Peter informed

"What. The. Hell. Parker" Tony said, trying to sound affronted when he could barely contain his laughter

"Oh sorry buddy I thought we were playing the oversharing game." Peter sniggered. "You know what you should do? You should get an older Jewish lady to be your P.A. it's what Norman Osbourne did for his son when he kept hitting on his P.A.s.

"Because you know what, Mrs. Leibowitz would bring you Passover brisket and she would never dump you publicly." Peter was almost giggling now.

"Right, she would write me a considerate note." Tony laughed along with Peter.

"Exactly!" He chuckled

There was a lull in the conversation then, during which Tony made up his mind.

"Lunch at the tower tomorrow." Tony decided

"Fine by me. Wait. Do you have any dietary restrictions?"

"No. I sometimes go gluten free but not because of celiac just because I like to be an asshole. Why?"

"Cool, I'm bringing Pizza. You paid for drinks last time." stated Peter

"You do realize that I have chefs on my payroll?" Tony asked

"You do realize that I'm offering to bring you Joe's from Greenwich?" Peter countered

"Point taken." Tony conceded

"Good"

"See you"

"Not if I see you first"

"Oh my God"

"I know... I hate myself"

"I'm gonna' hang up now"

"Wait! What do I tell your security tomorrow?" Peter asked

"Tell them you've been summoned by the king" Tony said, only half joking.

"God you're such a douche but I'm so into you..." Peter replied

"I'm glad" Tony admitted

"Okay bye."

"Bye."

The next day Peter Parker texted to confirm the time and then showed up at Tony's place with pizza and a dozen red and yellow roses. And Tony didn't know what to do with himself.

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[another-starker-hoe]

Tagged by @starkerintheparker thanks <3

Rules: bold what applies to you.

appearance

i am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards

hobbies and interests

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetics

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

miscellaneous

i can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote(s) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

Tagging @aohatsu @darker-soft-starker @smidnite @learned-foot 

[notcanoncompliant]

Tagged by @otpcutie, @starkerbrain3000, and @bloomblood—i feel loved, thank you lol

Rules: bold what applies to you.

Appearance

i am over 5’5 // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards

Hobbies & interests

I play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have had a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetics

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

Miscellaneous

I can fall asleep in moving vehicles // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote(s) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least 3 dogs

Pretty much everyone I know on here has done this lol So you might be getting tagged again 

@starkercrossedlovers , @cagestark , @atrashfirecalledjaymie , @silkystark @readysetstarker , @smidnite

[notcanoncompliant]

@smidnite YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE BB 💕💕💕💕 I adore your comments, always 💕💕

You've legit single-handedly kept me writing, some days.

Is it dumb that I'm depressed over the fact that every time I leave a comment on a blog of a person I'm following, the next time I see it reblogged, my comment isn't there? It'll be imbedded in the comments thread, sure, but. It just kind of feels like I'm being deliberately ignored, kind of like high school again.

I know I'm being overly dramatic right now. It's just been a maudlin day.