#smh the Lack of FLAVOUR....

[sonicrainbooms]

moobloom deserved the L, i'm sorry, we just don't need a new cow reskin

[glossedchaos]

do i really wanna hook up with a guy who has never watched victorious

[clearbun]

very personally offended at the lack of new aa fics to read that fit specifically into my special flavour of brainrot almost like I have to write it myself or something smh

[bitchiha]

OK BUT WHAT ABOUT NARUTO CHARACTERS AS TYPES OF MUKBANGERS-

A/N: HOE— YOUR MIND 😫 LETS DO IT

Also I love watching mukbangs?? They’re my fav things to watch on YouTube HDHSHSHSH I love the mukbangers who always dip whatever they’re eating in cheese and take abnormally large bites... Also I love your username hehe rattyanimegirl!!

✎ Naruto Characters Types of Mukbangers

Naruto Uzumaki

He’s the unproblematic version of the Nikacado avocado guy

Opens his vids with “HEY GUYS!!! IM SOOO EXCITED BC LOOK AT THIS RAMEN I GOT!”

He says that for every.single.video.

Like he only does giant ramen mukbangs

And he blabs all the time

Complains while eating, whether it’s about Kakashi-sensei, or Sakura punching him into next Tuesday or most frequently: Sasuke Bitchiha!

Like there is more blabbing about his life than actually eating probably bc he eats so fast

Has filmed a mukbang featuring his shadow clones and they all started fighting over who had more ramen

Always sponsored by Ichirakus bc Ayame says it’s good for business

He does like a five minute montage of the ramen and he like picks it up and does that make up guru thing where they block the background with their hand so the camera will focus on the product

Wackiest fucking editing skills like will add sparkles when there is a ramen closeup or like makes the screen flip around and there’s like sparkle sound effects

DOES A VID EATING RAMEN IN HIS SEXY JUTSU-

That’s how he blows up on YouTube

Describes the flavour like he’s a professional chef

Wafts the smell of ramen to his nose like how they made you smell chemicals in highschool chem labs

Rock Lee

At first his channel would have been a simple mukbang channel

Nothing too crazy

Tries to make it a healthy mukbang channel and talks about fitness and adventures him and his squad have had

But slowly it starts growing into a competition for himself

Like one day Gai sensei is a guest star on his channel he’s like “Lee, why don’t we have a competition and see who can eat theirs the fastest”

Then his channel morphs into eating food as fast as he can

Needs to take the biggest bites humanly possible

Probably passed out a few times from lack of airflow from all the chowing down

“How long will it take me to eat this whole bathtub of raw veggies? My previous score was two minutes and twelve seconds, today I will beat that score!”

Collabs w naruto in a ramen eating competition

They’re like YouTube rivals now

Collab at least once a month and they are both even in terms of wins:

Rock Lee won 13 times Naruto won 13 times

Will whip the vlog camera out everytime he’s out at a restaurant eating

Tries to convince Neji and TenTen to be featured in a mukbang

When they finally agree it’s chaos:

Lee is like eating upside down and he’s timing it

Tenten low key wants to win so she’s really chowing her food down and almost strangles Lee bc shes mad she can’t keep up

Neji is just there eating slowly and watching them like: smh 

Sometimes he will post a vid w no dialogue and just heavy breathing and him mowing down a huge plate of food with this determined almost deranged look in his eyes

If you want any other characters, feel free to send me a little message!

[natasharomanovs]

spiiderverse replied to your post “i’m watching the umbrella academy wow this shit sad”

hoco was right there.... the lack of flavour smh

try again i refuse to feel bad about this. @rhodeycarols at least ur proud :’(

also: HOCO WAS NOT RIGHT THERE I’D HAVE TO SPEND AN HOUR DOWNLOADING IT. that is effort my dude. too much for spider-man.

[shiragare]

dating headcanons and small thoughts about kaidoh

· he's my favorite sports anime tsuntsun tbh. i wanna date him more than anyone else. · he is another proof that i like dark-haired tsunderes so much, smh. · his hair is gonna be really really fluffy, i wanna feel it. · he's hot as hell with all these muscles. btw, maki, stop thinking about shirtless boys. · he would be an internal mess when he har a crush on someone. typical tsuntsun. · if he's gonna go on a date with you, he'll let you choose where to go and silently following you, holding your hand. · he would be listening you ranting and being upset, also listening to your happy stories. · will certainly hug you when you cry. or when you get period cramps, if you're a girl. · he would try to cook and let you taste it. usually it's okay but lacks flavour so you have to correct him. he wants you to enjoy his cooking happily. · if he finds you interesting, he wouldn't mind training with you, i guess. · gets all shy and blushing like crazy when talking to his crush, tbh. · likes playing with your hair. he thinks it's comforting. · tries to sext. (actually someone did a fake text of that) failed miserably but still get you flustered cause he sent you a picture of him shirtless. · it's canon that he likes a person who eats and looks like they really enjoy it. he would watch you eat sometimes and think you're cute, as you get happy over how good that tasted. · i have an au where he meets the mc who is cross-dressing as a boy and shit happened to his mind. he is in luv. help him. it's very cliché so details will not be mentioned. · yes i gush over fictional characters. especially tenipuri best boy. he's precious. · not too popular in the international fandom. he is dead in npot. poor child. · if he is real i would actually try my best to get him to talk to me, though i also get nervous talking to people. wish me luck. · plays with kittens with you in cat cafes. · probs will buy you food and cute things you wants for your birthday or whenever he felt like it.

[coureirsix]

some oc talk for v day i guess. im answering that meme cause im #bored and don’t wanna work on any scripts or anything rn.

?????

liiike it’s safe to assume that v day was still in the vaults and stuff so cassidy’s like, a giant ass romantic. kid has a lot of #emotions and absolutely uses the time to tell ppl that he considers them friends and all that. a good kid overall.

jax is the farthest from romantic as can be i hate him. and im guessing he’s never heard of the holiday so it’s sentiment is wasted on him tbh

anna is hellbent on getting diamond city to celebrate it. she and piper make decorations. it’s cute and fun. she tries to explain it to maccready and he’s one of those “that’s stupid why would u need a specific day to celebrate ur love” smh but piper understands.

how does your oc feel about amor in general ?

cassidy falls in love with everyone all the time. he’s totally the person who’ll meet someone cute at a bar and just fawn and forget the next day. kid is a dreamer.

jax does not remember what its like to be loved like at all, in general. but he’s never actually been properly in love. he thinks it’d be nice. but he’s also p sure he doesn’t have the capacity.

anna is pretty #fucked up about the whole dead spouse thing so the apple of her eye would absolutely be the guy who hires himself out to kill ppl. it makes sense. dfsfsfs it’s ok tho u get em’ girl.

does your oc prefer “love at first sight” or “lust at first sight” ?

cassidy/anna: love

jax: lust

canon characters you ship your oc with ?

cassidy is with sarah lyons obvs and idk maybe butch.

jax is unlikeable but i like to pair him w/ arcade whenever i can. he’s into julie farkas too but we know she’d never give him the light of day. not for lack of trying tho and holy shit no offense but joshua graham. that’s a deep rooted emotion right there. 

for anna it’s maccready and piper (:

preferred “date plan” of your oc’s choice ?

for cassidy it’s like, finding a nice quiet place and just hanging out. alcohol is preferred but not necessary.

jax’s attempt at “romance” is getting fucked up in the middle of the day and then heading out to investigate strange rocks.

anna likes rushes, right, so she’s totally into like, practising shooting, having a good meal, like, the finer things in the wasteland.

does your oc ask someone out or is asked out themselves ?

cassidy couldnt ask someone out if he wanted to. amata was the last person he tried properly getting at. he has, these problems.

jax asks everyone out. “is that protectron single”

anna goes back and forth. depending on the person she might go to them but not ask them out, or just outright start flirting.

does your oc prefer stable or spontaneous relationships ?

honestly i need to get cassidy some sort of relationship this poor boy is so socially repressed now. smh. he would be serious.

jax couldnt keep a stable relationship if he tried. true to his namesake. 

anna is always up for committed relationships. it’s nicer. feels real.

what makes a person beautiful to your oc (physical or personality wise) ?

cassidy is a sucker for blue eyes. and personality wise he can appreciate someone who knows when to quit. 

jax’s main squeeze is dark hair and dark eyes. he’s also into beards??? and personality wise is like, he’s attracted to mystery. so if someone is holding out information or has some serious past, he’s all about that. i.e: joshua graham.

anna is into blond/es lmao. and she’s esp here for people who can make her laugh. 

what would your oc like to receive on valentines day ?

gift-wise in general cassidy is cool with anything so long as it has some meaning, like, if it’s a genuine gift and not just cause someone felt like they owed him. the megaton people were kind but it annoyed him so bad that they just kept bringing him shit.

jax only takes useful presents. if he gets love notes he will throw them away.

anna loves little details. so like, mentioning she likes a colour and then getting like a shirt in that colour, or mentioning she likes a certain soda flavour and anyone remembering that when nuka world is raided by them. and i mean raided in a good way, not actual raiders. 

does your oc express love lavishly or discreetly ?

cassidy is pretty open when in a comfort zone. like he’s comfortable with being sweet to sarah and stuff. sometimes butch gets a genuine sweet response to things too. but usually he’s not v open about these things.

jax tells every single person he meets that he loves them

anna is so sweet but will never say it to anyone’s face. like when in diamond city she’ll drop off notebooks for piper, leave some of the guys extra ammo. she leaves preston lunch sometimes. she tries talking to cait all the time. a good soul...but she’ll never say a god damn thing.

[incube8malawi-blog]

10 REASONS WHY I DONT #BUYMALAWIAN

1. QUALITY: Lets face it, we’re simply just not there yet when it comes to quality but dont get me wrong, i have seen a lot of quality products from Malawi but honestly speaking, the majority of our products would not cut it across the border. Let me put this into perspective for you. In 1999, when i was 5 years old, the blue and red packaged Universal tomato flavoured crisps were my life, i mean i would have gladly had them for breakfast, brunch, mid-lunch, pre-supper, after supper and in bed. If i wasnt thinking about food i was eating it and in the process adding to my then 26Kgs (an average 5 year old weighs about 19Kgs). Fast foward, 15 years later in 2014, now 20 years old and Universal are struggling to compete with, and I’m assuming here, wrinkly old ladies from Njolomole village in Ntcheu for the mantle of best crisps manufacturer in the land. Its simply a shame that the standards in Malawi seem to be in a never ending freefall. Don’t get me started with SOBO and their diluted pineapple flavoured squash antics. #BringBackOurCocopina !

2. PRICES: For some strange reason, we are expected to pay more money for less quality. Am i really the only one who sees that this math does not add up. So because raw materials are expensive, taxes are absurdly high, cheap transport in non existent, and there is no noteworthy infrastructure at all, the producer is forced to share the cost of production with the consumer, i understand the economics but doesn’t mean i have to personally pay for it especially if the alternative is offering more quality for less money.

3. PROMOTION: or may i saw lack of it. Malawians have a phobia, its called Marketing. Either the seller wont appeal to the buyer well enough (lack of creativity or just not enough money allocated to promoting the brand) or the buyer wont respond to the seller (typical Malawian mindsets are hard to change) either way we have a difficult time promoting our brands. Take this for example, lets call it the curious case of Kazuza. The name? All i can say is it sounds like torture to me! I have seen more billboards of this drink than i have actual bottles in retail shops. Compare that to Frozy, no adsmor promotion was even needed just pure quality in a bottle. Kazuza Vs Frozy wasnt even a bout, Kazuza was Maywether in his prime and Frozy was Tyson on a bad day, with a blind fold on and both hands tied behind his back, with a bias SOBO employed referee (the Malawi Bureau of Starndards) and the Tyson like Frozy still managed to knock out their opponent and continues to take on all challengers. #FrozysBack

4. PACKAGING: One of the biggest problem we have as an economy is that we don’t manufacture enough, instead we opt to export raw materials at cheaper prices. Value addition is not rocket science and if it we’re we would need another name for the things thats enable objects such as planes and spaceships to fly. Two very simple local examples of how value addition is being made possible in Malawi. I’m bias so i left out the billion dollar funded mega companies in favour of the real entrepreneurial stories that have taken our hearts and minds. Malambe Juice in 2008 for me was found in those then K10 packets i used to get with my friend Hannock at a corner house in Area 47 Sector 4, keep in mind i lived in Area 36 then. Then i discovered Khati Khati and wow, its testament to how good this drink really is when multitudes have tried and failed to replicate it with cheap knockoffs. When i thought it couldn’t get better, it just got rebranded and is looking like something we can actually export, the plus being that there were no cocopina related incidents here. The second is Mulanje Peak Tomato Sauce, gosh i loved this stuff. I remember complaining about having to take Heinz to school (before they banned sauce smh #IWentToAPrisonCamp #KalibuAcademy) just because we couldnt find any in stores, and trust me we looked. It was just about the thickness and the raw taste that made it seem like they never put in any additives that i couldn’t get enough of. While Khati Khati Malambe Juice continues to break barriers, Mulanje Peak seems to have peaked way too quick.

5. ME 2 PRODUCTS: What is it abot “innovation” that we dont seem to understand. Making an already existing product such as Whatsapp for Malawians does not make it an innovation and if the case of Me2 Khati Khatis, imagine my disappointment when i walked into a shop and we not only managed to bootleg Southern Bottlers Orange Squash but Kamba too, seriously people, bootleg Kamba for goodness sake have some pride.

6. INTEGRITY: If cashgate has taught me anything it is this, we are not to be trusted, with anything. Did you hear of the rumours that some Chinese butchers are serving up dog meat as beef. Imagine that and see if you will ever trust another butcher again. Add that to the numerous testimonies of ex employees who have told stories of their employees cutting corners of procedures with potentially deadly consequences.

7. PRESTIGE: Kips Pizza (probably not the most Malawian thing i could think of but hey) Vs Debonneirs Pizza. Forget about the quality or price for a minute and tell me which is more prestigious to you. Foreign products, no matter how dull they are or low profile they are jn their country of origin become instantly more prestigous than their local counterparts when they enter the country. Think of Bata as an established Malawian company then think of all those foreign competitors, mostly bootleg copycats from China being sold in Limbe, Devil Street and Blantyre Market that still manage to persuade you the consumer that your money is better off spent on them than a local brand. Why? I bet most of it is down to prestige. Something Bata simply doesn’t have as much of.

8. MINDSET: The matter of prestige aside. No matter how well exposed of Malawi and its numerous products i get, i still get that nagging feeling convincing me that Malawian products are no good. Given the choice between an equally priced, branded and heck possibly even the same quality Product A (foreign) and Product B (local), logic would detect that my safest bet would be to choose A. I know you agree. If you don’t what would you do and be honest?

9. THE GOVERNMENT: It’s no secret that the Malawi Government sold its soul to the __________ (insert country here) devil. The most damming of which is the Chinese devil, that not only controls all our noteworthy infrastructure but also seems to deem our country as their personal dump site for their unwanted products. It has been said countless times that in order to boost our industries we must protect our producers from foreign competition, you know, the guys that are offering you usually more for less money. What industry have the Chinese not taken over, they own it all and with it our country.

10. THE CAMPAIGN: This isn’t even about the horrible branding and promotion but simply the outright propaganda. I simply don’t appreciate patriotism being shoved down my throat especially if its wrapped in so much s#!+. The logo is s#!+, the promotion is s#!+, the radio ads are a special type of s#!+ and we have already talked about the majority of the products they are promoting being extra s#!+. Instead of forcing me to buy a Malawian product seemingly out of the goodness of my heart and not because it is the logical thing to do, why doesnt the Government through the Ministry of Industry and Trade and the Malawi Bureau of Standards talk less and do more about supporting producers to produce superior value added products that can be readily exported. If that were the case i wouldnt need to consume a foreign product again, which gets me thinking, is it possible to go even a single day without consuming a single foreign product. Think about it and get back to me with exactly what these Malawian products you would be consuming could be. Only rule being that you shouldnt be starving yourself because you cant find a local substitute good for quality mayonnaise, simply put go through the day as you would any other, simply replacing what i assume is the majority of foreign goods with local substitutes.

Those were my 10 reasons why I DON’T #BuyMalawian, comment below and let us know what yours are.