#smh nintendo /hj
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ya-kiri · 10 months ago
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Wooooooow, really? Why you gotta do Four like that?😑
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nameblr · 2 years ago
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my name is Edward but i also love my middle name, Ashton
i want something that is neutral or maybe just slightly fem that are similar to those names?
i use he/it/she pronouns. i am genderfluid and intersex
if it helps any here are some silly facts about me - i love tech. especially old nintendo consoles. i tend to buy broken but repairable DS consoles and "homebrew" or customize it to my liking for fun :) - i love typology/mbti! i am an intp 5w4 (and SLUEI)- though i will admit i tend to struggle with confidently sticking to it (despite it being the most accurate smh) - i also really love music. it's got such a powerful choke hold on me and there is never a time where when i'm alone i am just sitting in silence- i am literally jamming out to The Beatles or Weezer lmao
anyways hope that helps now give me names, loser >:( /nf /t
hi darling i'll Try and help even tho i haven't used this blog for literal months and haven't updated shit here CRIES
edwarda /ij (if you add an a, immediately becomes feminine!!! that's what the spanish language taught me :33 /ij)
okay okay imma Try and be serious...
first name that really comes to mind is ed. it's in that perfect neutral range and could be short for Literally Anything. flows off the tongue perfectly as well!!
i'd also suggest eddie too :00 rlly cute name. only issue is that i see it as a cute lil wholesome name and i don't see you fitting the bill as much for that
maybe edy... like the ice cream /hj seems kinda in that range of being masc or fem without the cutesy nature that eddie has
eden could also work too!! i don't see it fitting you as much tho :'33
hopefully that helps a lil!! :O
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leejungchans · 4 years ago
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— the great debate.
set on december 14, 2020 during ateez’s christmas vlive
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juliet’s masterlist
a/n: (very mediocre and very low quality 💀) gif by me!!
warning: a lot of butt discourse 🤡🤡🤡 also this is all just in good fun so don’t take it too seriously, i’ll still love you even if you think we have two butts 🤩
oh no 🤡🤡🤡🤡
we all know what happened in this vlive
okay but before we get into That™️ 💀
let’s just start with the wholesome shit!! 🥰
baby sat between jongho and san
she watched san break the ornament and went 😳😒🤨🧐😟😕 but he gave her a pleading look so she didn’t say anything
she’s not gonna expose him 😔 at least when they’re not playing a game and there’s no competition/prize involved
but it’s useless bc hongjoong saw too 🤡
yunho and san commented that the ornaments looked like pokéballs/master balls and she literally went 🤩🤩🤩🤩 POKÉMON?????????
“giratina!” “giratina!” “GIRATINA!!!! :DDD”
literally never mention pokémon in front of her bc she’ll go on forever 💀
“i trained mine up to level 100 to sweep the elite four 😎”
seonghwa was big confusion
san: you don’t know this?????
yunho: you don’t know arceus?????????
2young: [very offended]
seonghwa: [didn’t watch pokémon and didn’t have a nintendo]
juliet: .....i’ll educate you when we get home 😩😩
okay let’s stop with the pokémon talk bwhdjhwjs i miss my nds hwjshws those were the good times
san put wreaths on jongho and juliet’s heads 🥺🥺🥺
wooyoung: [does a double take] oh you two look pretty 🥰
juliet: really? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
yes bby u look like an angel 😔
hongjoong: [complaining about how wooyoung wrote his initials as ‘hg’ instead of ‘hj’ on the ornament]
wooyoung: [too busy taking photos of jongliet to care]
wooyoung give us the pics 😠😠😠
meanwhile poor hwa was struggling to put the star on top of the tree :(((
juliet: [finally notices] oppa, u good? 😟😟
seonghwa: [gives up]
juliet: it’s okay we can just put u up there since ur a star 🥰🥰🥰
... okay anywAYS!!
everyone minus sangjongliet: [busy decorating the tree]
yeosang: [filming jongliet singing to santa tell me] why aren’t you two helping though 🤨
juliet: we’re working hard to give you a quality performance wtf do u mean we’re not helping >:(
save yeosang
smh not ateez complaining when they were being serenaded by the 4th gen vocal legends 🙄🤚
when seonghwa made the ornament his earring though 🥺🥺
juliet: ur so pretty!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺
wooyoung: [exposing hongjoong for ordering him to get his meal ready]
wooyoung: that was the first time someone treated me like this. it was attractive
juliet: 👁👄👁 should you be saying that on live
that’s rich coming from her when she’s literally the same person who tweeted “no feet pics” 🙄🙄
okay let’s get into the ✨great butt debate✨
for the record, juliet is team ‘one butt’
seonghwa: of course it’s two
juliet: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN 😀
jongliet were judging him so hard 😭😭😭😭
san: WE ARE ALL BUTTS
juliet: is that your way of saying we’re full of shit
yunho: [starts gesturing butt cheeks with his hands] 😭😭😭😭😭
ateez: 😃⁉️ HANDS DOWN WTF
yeosang: i’ll draw and explain :DDDDD
ateez: ⁉️‼️❗️⁉️‼️⁉️NO DON’T PLS NO WE LITERALLY JUST SAID— ⁉️‼️❗️⁉️‼️
meanwhile she was really going at seonghwa
“IT’S NOT THE LEFT BUTT AND THE RIGHT BUTT WTF THEY ARE CALLED BUTTCHEEKS”
yeosang: we have two nostrils but one nose right? so we have the left and right cheeks but only one butt
juliet, to woosan: why are you two disagreeing??????? he’s literally right?????????????
sangliet intellectuals 😔✨
team ‘one butt’: yeo, joong, yunho, jongho, juliet
team ‘two butts’: hwa, woo, san
juliet: [scoots away from san] the three of you can pack your bags bc i refuse to be in a group with people who think we have two butts 😃🔪
she’s kidding 😔😔 she loves the three of them with her whole being but she absolutely disagrees with them in this situation
hongjoong: does a straw have one or two holes
ateez: [panics]
ah shit here we go again—
jongho: of course two??????
yeah that was the day juliet lost all faith in humanity
she was this 🤏 close to leaving ateez 💀
“JONGHO YOU TOO??????? I’M NOT GOING TO SIT BETWEEN YOU AND SAN ANYMORE I’M GOING TO SIT WITH YUNHO HE’S THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME”
yeah rip jusan and jongliet <///3
wooyoung: if it’s one hole it wouldn’t be open all the way 😠
yunho: it’s one hole BECAUSE it’s open all the way
“yunho-oppa i love you so much yes king!!!!”
a very offended wooyoung: JULIE YOU THINK THERE’S ONE HOLE????
juliet: people cut holes in mountains to build tunnels going through them right? but people don’t call it cutting two holes through a mountain to build a tunnel, they call it cutting one hole
san: AHHHH WHY WOULD YOU CUT A HOLE THROUGH ME???!! 😿😿😿😿
get it?? bc he’s san aka mountain??? 💀
THE WAY SHE INHALED SHARPLY BC SHE’S SO DONE WITH HIM AHJEHDHWKJDH
papa joong to the rescue
hongjoong: yah yah minyoung it’s just a friendly discussion don’t get mad don’t get mad
wooyoung: ur cute when ur frustrated 🥰
“well then i’m about to get really adorable 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀”
is it that serious 😭😭😭😭
hongjoong: here it says that according to the national institute of korean language we have one butt
team one butt: WOOOOOO PARTAYYYYY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
san: you know why it’s one butt? bc 9 makes 1 team. we’re a butt
“STOP CALLING US A BUTT WTF”
hwa: in my heart it’s still two butts 😞
juliet: gtfo 😀😀😀
rip hwaliet </3
san: my father calls me his heart, you know?
so the term he used can refer to either ‘heart’ or ‘chest’ 🤡 so this happened...
yunwoo: DO WE HAVE ONE OR TWO CHESTS ?!^*??¥>^*^
juliet: T W O
hongjoong: OKAY LET’S END THINGS HERE WE’LL DO THIS LATER
so what did we learn today? juliet is team one butt and team one hole 💅🏻 it’s okay if you disagree so don’t worry she’ll still love you :3
different story with her members though 💀
even after the vlive ended she was still debating with the others 💀💀💀💀💀
“MANAGER-UNNIE YOU THINK A STRAW HAS TWO HOLES????????? I AM GOING TO CRY I DON’T LIKE LIVING IN THIS UNFAIR WORLD”
she probably texted felix, somi, ryujin and the two chans that night asking them “one butt or two butts? one hole or two holes? give the wrong answer to break the friendship ❤️”
them: 😟😟😟😟
don’t worry, she was only half-serious 😔
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a/n: fully on the same train as juliet ahjwhsjw tbh i thought a long time about the straw dilemma but then i thought of the tunnel-mountain analogy and now i’m fully on board with the ‘a straw has one hole’ train 🚂 as always please leave feedback and chat with me!!! 🥺❤️ i’d love to hear about your take on the butt and straw debate hajshajsjak 💀
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bl00dblight · 4 years ago
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Nintendo making Impa 120 in BotW (so 20 in AoC) is so homophobic towards Zelda :( /hj
Get Zelda a girlfriend that's just as supportive as Impa and close to Zelda's age PLEASE Nintendo smh
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sips-tea-cutely · 2 years ago
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ib tiktok bsd characters as classmates ive had/hv
atsushi: the guy who thinks hes a dragon/fox………
dazai: the one who was attracted to lloyd from the ninjago series
kaiji: the one whos obsessed w shrek and feet pics 😔😔😔
yosano: the girl rn who just posts selfies she took in the zoom meeting
chuuya: MY OLD CLASSMATE WHO KEEPS REMINDING ME THAT I USED TO KEEP CANDY IN MY POCKET UGH ��️☹️☹️☹️
kunikida: the ppl who think im batshit crazy for dazai smh 💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀
fukuzawa: the girl who was so tall i thought she was mean and then she said “im so sorry ill kneel 😭😭”
teruko: the girl that has a /hj thing for old guys
jouno: the one who wanted the teacher’s nintendo code so they could kill his pokemon
sigma: the one who did her kumon in the bathroom at 2am while crying so her mom wouldn’t metaphorically kill her
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