#smerchettes

[hansolosyou]

I remade that Tracy drawing from almost a year ago, plus some other silly steve sketches He's so odd I love this guy

[imagined-riches]

a comparison my friend made

[hansolosyou]

This was my exact reaction tbh

what is up with him. why is he like this.

[smerchysmerchness]

Just a reminder this is the cutest man to ever live

[thekimspoblog]

This is just EVERY JOKE I made 10 years ago. But better late than never.

[erinthesails]

stephen merchant?!

they don't know I made this blog in 2011 specifically to join the Stephen merchant fandom.jpg

[pilk0id]

intro post so that i dont have to cram everything into my bio 🦕

da basics: i’m sophie, my pronouns are she/her, i identify as unlabeled (bc i’m still questioning my sexuality), i’m from texas, and i’m 19 years old! nice to meet you :3

warnings n stuff:

‼️ i am autistic!! if you feel so inclined, please use tone indicators whenever possible :3 i can usually pick up jokes, sarcasm, etc. but some tones are a little trickier for me.

‼️ i do not post NSFW on my page, nor do i draw it, so this page is relatively safe for minors! this is both personal preference bc i want my page to be safe for everyone, and bc its lowkey weird to look at idk 😭

‼️ i am a full time college student so artposting (and posting in general tbh) does tend to get really dry during semesters

‼️ DNI list:

homophobic, transphobic, TERF, racist, sexist, etc. (the basics ig 🚶)

proship (loud get out sound effect)

anyone under 13 (terms of service)

autism speaks apologists and supporters /srs

if u dont like seals and horses /j

my interests!!! :D

my special interest has been the ricky gervais show and its associated media & people since 2017! we haven’t been fed in literally years so any interaction about them / fanmade content is so so so lovely :3 my fav is karl (if that isn’t glaringly obvious), but i love steve too! i only like ricky’s stuff pre-2006 ish (extras being the cutoff) because… yuck

my other interests / hyperfixations include:

metalocalypse (i do not like the music of dethklok tho so uhh…….. awk)

breaking bad and better call saul

madchester and britpop music and culture, more on that later (ask me about my pookies)

adult swim in general - shows like aqua teen hunger force, the venture bros, king of the hill, etc.

the 1975 (probably my fav “current” band)

i actually love sports very much, especially bc of college :3

my fav people / characters (both real and fictional):

karl pilkington obvi

stephen merchant

ricky gervais (to a certain extent……..)

charles offdensen (metalocalypse)

saul goodman (better call saul)

jesse pinkman (breaking bad)

jarvis cocker

damon albarn

wheatley (portal 2)

simon (rain dogs - char in my PFP)

rainbow dash (mlp:fim)

george harrison

fav music:

the 1975

the smiths (tomodachi life super all time fav) and their associated solo work

oasis

blur

pulp

suede

the beatles

gorillaz (my first ever real fandom 🤍)

the stone roses

the psychedelic furs

radiohead

random fun facts about me :3

i do colorguard full time in the fall

i collect records and i am the proud owner of the blue album

i am currently on my 2nd relisten of RSK on XFM + the podcasts and audiobooks

i own every single karl pilkington book

i’m trying to start a DVD collection, but right now the only real “valuables” i have are ATHF volume one, the office full series, arrested development full series (?), and a random frisky dingo i got from my dad 🚶

i can’t drive

i do all my art using procreate :3

i have not used the term “smerchette” to describe myself since like 2019

ASK ME ABOUT MY REDBUBBLE SHOP!!!!!

ok i think thats all for now bye :3

[lgorstheme]

genuinely passing away right now i NEED to talk about smerch. but all the smerchette blogs aren't super active or are straight up dead and all of my 2 mutuals who appreciate him i am too shy to dm or message. and i also don't want to clog up main talking abt him. so i'm just sitting here fcking vibrating with energy and nowhere to put it i've been awake for nearly 24 hours

[thekimspoblog]

This is a Kimspo blog not a Smerchette blog.

But goddamn it this one was just too good.

My fav chapter

[hansolosyou]

I sketched these in class :3

Feeding the few extras (or just Steve) fans left in this little corner… here ygs go… some scraps before I decide to make fleshed out fully colored Steve art some day

[imagined-riches]

he seriously looks like an alien jJesus Fucking Christ . why does nobody talk about this. karl mentioned this shit TWENTY YEARS AGO but from then on its been entirely overlooked. i legitimately believe he was put on earth to study human activity & report it back to his homeland

[froggyplanet4269]

idk what smerchettes are and at this point im too afraid to ask

[xebecdav]

[smerchysmerchness]

Just some brooding Steve for you

[yourfaveisasmerchette]

Give me requests, boys and girls

[askstephenm3rchant]

‘Ello again, luvs!

I haven’t been getting very many questions lately, but I do want to show off this lovely bit of artwork my admin made. Please go follow her! She’s very talented despite her constant denial. Now, where was I... Oh, yes, yes, yes. If you’d like to ask me anything, yes really anything at all, please don’t hesitate to do so! You can ask me anything, from what my newest project is to why the sky is blue. You ask, I’ll answer. As long as it’s safe for work, of course.

I hope to answer lots and lots of questions soon!

Your friend, Stephen