#smeem

[pratchettquotes]

"Smeems says he keeps himself to himself. He says he thinks the boy is cunning."

"Oh, good," said Vetinari, still seeming to find something totally engrossing in the layout of playing pieces.

"Good?"

"We need cunning people in Ankh-Morpork. We have a Street of Cunning Artificers, do we not?"

"Well, yes, but--"

"Ah, then it is context that has power," said Vetinari, turning around with a look of unmasked delight. "Did I say that I am a politician? Cunning: artful, sly, deceptive, shrewd, astute, cute, on the ball, and, indeed, arch. A word for any praise and every prejudice. Cunning...is a cunning word."

Terry Pratchett, Unseen Academicals

[transamus]

Oh you know they smeem business. mo. smeemo business.

[smeemos]

giving you a verb. smeeming

Ex.

what does a smeemo do? they smeem of course!

What the smeem......... ....... ... I'm smeemin here..........

[thecoolnauta]

Idea for Sagau but instead of MC as a young adult who is love by everyone is just... A TEEN (xd)

THIS GOING TO BE LONG SO

So okay, (I'm bad at English so, I don't thinks this might be well understod but, please excuse it :'u) this actually came from me watching TOH while eating so.

Just think of it, where all Teyvat's knows about this mystic and graceful creature that is always near the Traveler and their little rare pixie. They know that a unknown creature even above their gods is traveling with the (far to nice) foreign.

They don't know how they look, they don't know how they act or even how they sound like, but they can feel them. A warm hug filled with curiosity and dearly affection.

Maybe they won't make a whole new religion for that new god, but they might pray them instead of their own Archons for very important wishes. Hoping for an instant, you'll hear them.

And even the Archons are cool with it!!! Since the Traveler came to Teyvat, everyone feels that love biting their skin in a childish way.

They imagine you like a benevolent and playful deity, a charming and elegant being that helps even with the most harmful missions, just for save them.

Just for make them smile again.

And there's you! A (probably) neurdivergent queer kid who might be not fully North American and is obsessed with fantasy and writing fanfics about your parental figures.

Yeah, you might get to intense when is about them. But hey, even Jesus doubt.

In your universe, Genshin is not, in fact, a thing. The whole freaking lore and the "gameplays" are just very detailed dreams you have every night.

You can't actually tell when it started, but it have a while so-

Yeah, you are really The Creator, huh.

Well, let me tell you something, IT'S GETTING WORSE

When your not that accepting parents decided to put you on a weird camp thing where you will be a honorable member of American society (yeah u know what I meant) a weird but cute... create stool your diary where you write your dreams.

To write a fanfic or smt idk.

And that, really weird existence with withe fluffy hair(?) and golden eyes ran into a forest that you never actually notice.

But screw that you probably change the state, you're getting back that diary.

Persecution cringy cinematic, blahblahblah and you get to a very gigante estructure more old than your last name. The fantasy and pure white practically inviting you to take a closer look.

And you do, of course (maybe was your internal desire of still being you)

You pass over it, the creature is gone, but you have your diary back. Yey :D!!

But man, this isn't the Americans, they would never take care of a forest like this.

Then you almost do the same travel of the not Abyss twin (I'm getting tired, I just want to name one of them but AHG), you walk all over the forest, see with amusement all around and WHY IT'S TOO FAMILIAR FOR THE LOVE OF MADOKAMI.

And yeah, after finding slimes and a statue of a very pretty man you realized you were in your dreams world.

oh, oh

Yep, you were in fuckin Teyvat's floor, touching Teyvat's grass and breathing Teyvat's oxygen...

AND LISTEN TO ME you just fall into Mondstadt to find a guide and a way to scape and all treats you like the Traveler but ways less useful. Just offering you food and awkward smiles by your strange kind of act.

(they just can't handle a neurdivergent kid with anger issues talking Spanish when they can't understand how the time works)

So after the fourth night sleeping on a bunch of boxes because you refuse to have any type of cold blood animal on you when you sleep, an aventure took you to the Favonius knights.

(Totally not a request, Katherine you inteligent metallic women)

So they might just seeing you like a kid who happens to be in the same spot as the Traveler, but less stronger and more but MORE curious than them.

You smeems to know everything, not just of them but their nation, asking thing that a normal foreign would never ask.

But after a while of overthinking, they just decide to let you wandering around Mondstadt, just if you don't cause any trouble.

In fact, you did, but shhhh..

Yeah, all that would ended like a weird but not problematic at all situation BUT OH NO LORD BARBAS FREE THEM BECAUSE THEY GET ATTACHED TO U MORE THAN THEY WANTED.

Found family found familying and stuff, you're totally Pog dude, never forget that.

AND WHEN THEM FINDS OUT YOU'RE THE CREATOR WHO TAKE CARE OF THEM AND TAKE CARE OF KILLING THE MENACE WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP THEY JUST:

"Oh for you, kiddo you were the creator all along!!!"

"The what?"

But you just go before they even finish to assimilate all that information bomb. And that repeats with all the nations, for the love of hippie god son

So yeah, they just re program their windows and treat u like the above mortals type and you're just confused and too neurdivergent for that shit so just "continue talking man, yeah I totally understand the fact that u see me as the god of gods, yeah sure, rad"

And yeah, that was everything, it's 3:00 and I'm very dizzy so, please don't mind my really bad grammar and thanks for reading all that.

(If you want to use the idea just give credits, it's okay) Maybe If I have time I'll write an actual fanfic or more headcanons but now I'm going to sleep.

Stay safe, remember: you can fight all this shit, you'll get better soon. Bye :v

[loyal-house-of-lupin]

WIP Wednesday, October 30, filename #1

Well I don’t think anyone is surprised that WIP #1 is done first. After all, I’m now joining the challenge-that-shall-not-be-named with it too. (listen, I am having too much fun with that name, so it’s staying haha) I am also loving how the fic is going, if I can say so myself.

So #1 is Remus coffee shop au wolfstar. And you can read the on-going fic here.

Much love to @tamsinswriting, @kalira (thanks for the good vibes! work is still a mess as usual haha) @eriquin & @kallisto-k for requesting this!

***

“Good morning gentleman,” he greeted them, big smile on his face. Sirius was leaning on the counter, mirroring his smile. James and Peter behind him. The vibes were just happy, at ease.

“Good morning sunshine! You look well today,” Sirius commented and Remus knew his cheeks were getting a little red. Even more so when it seemed like Sirius was completely serious. Was he looking well? He hadn’t changed his glamour, still mostly hiding the scars on his face. Was he then looking happier? That might’ve been Sirius’s doing.

“No need to compliment yourself,” he couldn’t help but to reply a bit teasingly.

“Ooh smooth talker, I love it,” Sirius chuckled and Remus couldn’t help but to roll his eyes for a moment. “But I mean it, you look great today.”

“Yes Remus, you look positively fabulous today.”

“Have you done something with your hair?” James and Peter chimed in and Remus couldn’t help but just laugh.

“How’d you know?” he replied and ran a hand through his hair. Which had all three of them in a complete fit.

“Laugh it off all you want, I will continue complimenting you until you listen!” Sirius stated with a certainty that Remus believed him. Which meant he better get used to working with bright red cheeks because he just knew that was going to happen. Especially when Sirius confirmed that statement with a wink send his way.

“I agree with that. Remus, your ass looks magni- au!” James started but Sirius moved remarkable quickly and put James in a headlock.

“Shut up you hippogriff dong!”

“Come on, you have to admit-“

“I hope you know what you’re getting into,” Peter commented as he moved closer towards the counter. A bit amazed Remus watched Sirius and James fight like little kids would. He hesitated if he should actually intervene or let them just fight it out. “They’ll be fine, just let them be.”

“I’m learning something new everyday it smeems,” he replied before shrugging, turning his attention fully towards Peter. “What can I get the three of you?”

“I think the same as always! Don’t worry, I’ll guide them towards a table so you can actually do your job,” Peter said and waved him off. Remus just saw him dramatically roll his eyes before marching off after Sirius and James. He just shook his head before turning his attention at the job at hand.

[helenvader]

Havelock's interactions with wizards are always a joy to read. (On the other hand, his interactions with anybody are a joy to read).

I especially love the "Vetinari smiled at the slab as if sharing a joke with it" and "[he said], turning around with a look of unmasked delight" lines. :-)

Vetinari stood up, a signal that, in theory at least, the business of the meeting was concluded, and strolled over to a polished stone slab, set into a square wooden table. ‘On a different note, Mustrum … How is your young visitor?’

‘My visit— Oh, you mean the … uh …’

‘That’s right.’ Vetinari smiled at the slab as if sharing a joke with it. ‘The, as you put it, Uh.’

‘I note the sarcasm. As a wizard, I must tell you that words have power.’

‘As a politician, I must tell you I already know. How is he getting along? Concerned minds would like to know.’

Ridcully glanced at the little carved men on the playing slab as if they were listening to him. In a roundabout way, they probably were. Certainly it was well known now that the hands that guided half the pieces lived in a big castle in Uberwald, and were female and belonged to a lady who was mostly rumour.

‘Smeems says he keeps himself to himself. He says he thinks the boy is cunning.’

‘Oh, good,’ said Vetinari, still seeming to find something totally engrossing in the layout of playing pieces. ‘

Good?’

‘We need cunning people in Ankh-Morpork. We have a Street of Cunning Artificers, do we not?’

‘Well, yes, but—’

‘Ah, then it is context that has power,’ said Vetinari, turning around with a look of unmasked delight. ‘Did I say that I am a politician? Cunning: artful, sly, deceptive, shrewd, astute, cute, on the ball and, indeed, arch. A word for any praise and every prejudice. Cunning … is a cunning word.’

[pokeglitchden]

Pelipper Mail for Smeems!

A Pokécube. it's like a Pokéball, but a cube.

Well... that gives me two pokeballs to spare...

Poke... cubes..?

Huh... It seems to have all the internals of a pokeball. Just.. cube.

It kind of looks like it would hurt if you got hit with it though.

Maybe I'll keep it on hand just in case. How in the world did this happen Anon?

-Simon

[ft-rj]

smeem

[duckciferthecg]

Hiii I'm news here on age regression Tumblr and you smeem cool an nice so I wamed to sway hii

Could I possibly have 🦕 if it's not awreby taken??

Hi!

You can be!

And I’m happy you are joining us!

[zunadokei]

Fly me to the moon -Evangelion inspirated

Once, a man of his middle age had a car accident..his wife died.

He got into depression.. then he realized she wouldn't like to see him like this, so keep his dream up,, become a astronaut.

after years of works, he finally "fly to the moon", he meet a strange identity after got down on the moon, the identity was looking like his wife... So he run to this identity and hugs it.

It was a angel, they were confused. The angel has the power of become whatever the human wants to see and the man wanted his wife.

" I apologized but i doesn't smeem to know who is Amanda"

He was.. socked ? sad? he doesn't knew how to feel..

But he try to make the identity remember it.. slowly the identity feels in Love with the man so she accepted to be the angel of his wife and asked all the memories , every years he come to the moon to meet her.

Sadly one day, it goes wrong and the man died.. the angel in pure sadness and despair became a bible angel, and the identity only faith it too stop people going to the moon.

[thedungeonmother]

‘Nutt, Mister Smeems. With two t’s.’

‘Do you think the second one helps matters, Nutt?’

- Unseen Academicals, Discworld #37

It's not that I'm a child. But.... I mean....

It's right there!

[transamus]

Ermmmmm what the smeem?

[smeemos]

smeemo accolades compilation (i.e. rotting everyone's brains) below

#smeemo. their name is smeemo

#SMEEMO#THIS CATS NAME IS SMEEMO??????#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#smeemooooo

#smeemo…

#Smeemo is quite possibly the best possible name oh my gosh !! <3 adorable shirt :3 :3

#SMEEMO

#SMEEMO.

#SMEEMO

#SMEEMO ⁉️ OH MY GOD

#THEIR NAME SNEEMO

#SMEEMO

#🥺

#smeemo :)

#Almost crying voice: smeemo!

#SMEEMO!!!!!!

#SMEEMO 🥺

#smeemo??

#omg smeemo

#smeemo…

#Smeemo is an incredible cat name are you KIDDING me

#smeemo…….

#i said ''smeemo'' outloud and one of my bandmates looked at me funny :(

#smeemo…..

#SMEEMOOOOOOO

#yeah they look like a smeemo

#SMEEMO

#smeemo!

#…the smeem

#smeemo

#smeemo :]

#SMEEMO

#smeemo….

#smeemo…

#SMEEMO MY BELOVED

#SMEEMO

#SMEEMO??#“smiling friends character name” - my bf

#SMEEMO?????? /POS

#smeemo has gotta be like the top cat name ever

#smeemo……

#i love that rhia cat is called smeemo

#smeemo‼️

#Smeemo 🥺

#their name is SMEEMO? so cute

#smeemo…

#smeemo

#smeemo 🥺

#smeemo…

#smeemo

#SMEEMO? SMEEMOOOOOOO🥺

#smeemo 😢😢😢😭😭😭

#smeemo

#SMEEMO

#SMEEMO I LOVE YOOOOUUUU

#smeemo

#smeemo…

#SMEEMO????#I love smeemo

#smeemo!!

#smeemo…

#SMEEMO MY BELOVED#I LOVE YOU SMEEMO

#SMEEMO….. BEAN SHAPED.

#smeemo…

#smeemo!!

#smeemo…#that's such a cute name i like them

#SMEEMO!

#SMEEMO?????!?!!!!????

#smeemo…

#smeemo :)

#smeemo

#smeemo…

#i love you smeemo!!!!!!!!!!

#I love you smeemo!!!!!!!!!!

#i love smeemo. tell smeemo i said hi

#i believe in you smeemo!

#i would die for smeemo

#SMEEMO <#<3<3<3<3<3<3#3#<3<#<#<3<3

#smeemo is precious baby#smeemo deserves every love and happiness forever and ever

#smeemo!! my beloved#they're so so precious ..

#SMEEMO………..#cat foods smeemo…….

#smeemo smargitt smallsmack sme smell smomen

#yayy!!!#smeemo

#smeemo..

#is ttheir the infamous smeemo ive been hearing so much about….

#SMEEMO I LOVE YOUUUU#HAPPY HANUKKAH SMEEMO. and op i guess

#i love you smeemo

#<3#hannukah sameach smeemo

#i ❤️ u smeemo

#SMEEMO!

#snorrrk…smeemeemeemeem

#SMEEMO

#mf smeemo…!!!!!

#ohhhhhhhhhhhh smeemo……

#s…sm…smeemo…

#SMEEMO

#their name is smeemo….

#uhh…#what the smeem?

#smeemo!!!!!!!!!!!#fav

#smeemo is me mo!!!!#i love the name smeemo

#smeemo!!!

#me. mo

#SMEEMO

#smeemo…

#🥰 hi smeesmo!!!!!!!!

#SMEEMO !!

#HI SMEEMO I LOVE YOU SMEEMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#would die for smeemso

#i love smeemo

#I love you, Smeemo…

#one million hearts and hugs and kisses for smeemo!!

#wee woo#luv smeemo

#i heart smeemo

#I am love smeemo :]

#we love smeemo in ttheir house

#i love you Smeemo we all cheer in unison !!!

#they shall be our new god

#omg smeemo you're so little and soft!! hello!!! :3

#i love smeemo

#YES HAHAHA YES!!!!

#i cant stop saying special smeemo sitting spot#ive been walking around my house saying it all day#bc ttheir post keeps popping up in my for you tab#my special smeemo sitting spot…

#excellent work smeemo. five star⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

#im a big special sneemo sitting spot fan

#i love it#i love smeemo

#smeemo….

#smeemo…#they smeem so smeemingly

#smeemo one piece#i love them so much

#smeemo

#smeemo#if that’s the cats name that’s the most beautiful sequence of phonemes I’ve heard in my life. perfect name

#Smeemoo is so cute i am gpnna cry

#fuck yeah smeemo

#ricky smeemos mentorship continues#great job Smeemo for getting such a prestigious position

#the smeem quiet from slay the smeemo

#HI SMEEMOS????!!!!? :0

#i love you smeemo

#good fucking LORD

#they are still beautiful and they deserve to know

#ohhh… i love you smeemo…

#THE DELICIOUS FRIED SHRIMP!!

#hell yes smeemo

#smeemo deserves one million trillion followers#all hail the babie

#rarely does a little guy reduce me to incomprehensible babbles and yet#the oilgnly the beebo the smeemo#thebvm. love them forever

#ouuh… smeemo big paws…

#SMEEMO!!!!!!!!!!

#smeemo big paws………….

#smeemo big paws….

#smeemo!

#new smeemo!!

#smeemo…..

#NEW SMEEMO SPECIAL SITTING SPOT FOR SMEEMO

#hello cute little smeemo!

#i love smeemo

#official smeemo post

#smeemo!

#smeemo….

#Smeemo added!!

#dont cry have a smeemo

#awww hi smeemo

#smeemo special sitting spot for smeemo………

#smeemo……

#smeemo!

#SMEEMOOOOO

#OOH MY GOODNESS#BABIES….

#hi smeemo…..

#smeemo…

#smeemo!!!

#i remember smeemo from smeemo's perfect dacula. i hope stella and her smelly sniff are also in good health.#i love all of these words

#smeemo..

#Smeemo…

#idk what a smeemo is but im following because ttheir is kind of beautiful and sort of a magnificent work of art and i'd like to see more

#wonderful smeemo update

#smeemo.

#SMEEMO‼️‼️‼️

#aaaaaaaa safenyaaaaaaa bag of peaches mamaaaaaa windbargoooooo#cat!!#smeemo

#smeemoooooooooooo

#kitten tolerance….smeemo can do what smeemo wants#smeemo baby privilege uvu

#lowkey smeemaxxing rn#smeempilled#smeemoder

#Smeemo is an amazing cat name

#smeemo i love you

#ily smeemo

#smeemo is me fr

#ok#been there smeemo

#LITERALLY ME!!!!!!#me and you smeemo. we get it

#dont owrry smeemo we still love you and will always lvoe yuou i love smeemo

#stinky face.

#smeemo!!

#meemo

#smimimimimos

#smeemos dreamos

#SMEEEEMOOOOOOOOO

#the loaf is still proofing

#Smeemo

#it ok smeemo, you doing your best

#smeemo

#smoomo i love you!

#smeemo.

#smeemo…

#They chew her ear smeemo style…..

#s…smeemo

#Let’s all be fair to Smeemo!

#waiter! waiter! more ugie smeemis on my dash please!

#they are not ugly they are BEAUTIFUL#smeemo

#the little freak ❤️

#Wonderful smeems<3

#peak smermos

#straight up sharing it. and by it. heh. well. lets justr say. my smeemis#is ttheir anything

#i love you ugie smeemis

#ugie sneemis omg…

#ugie smeemis

#i love them….#smeems…..

#smeemis. amazing

#beautiful smeemis….

#heheheehehrhehhre

#beautiful smeemis

#smeemis!!!

#ugie smeemis…….#personally i think they’re rocking and rolling just doing it ugly style

#NOOOOOOOO SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

#jorkin it and by 'it' I mean my smeemis

#high quality beasts#ugly smeemis edition

#ugly smeemis aka every image of them

#oh god smeemo im so sorry

#smeemo

#smeemo help me smeemo

#sMEEMO YOU ARE SO CUTE

#sleepy smeemo what will they do

#flat smeemomis monday tuesday#hm ive been informed it’s#in fact wednesday today. oh whot ever

#SMEEMIS!!!!!!!!#oh i love smeemo. i love you smeemo

#flat smeemo theory

#SMEEMOOOOO

#cognitohazarding their way into my heart

#ooh scary smeemo

#ohmy god guys its smeemo

#smeemo basilisk stare#i would die for smeemo

#i was killed instantly thank u smeemo

#SMEEMOS

#smeemo you’re doing great#you guard that shoe with your life ok

#they're literally just a little guy. I'm going insane

#Soon they shall encompass the earth….

#smeemomomomo

#hi Smeemo 🩵

#i love you extremely out of focus little puffball kitten

omg smeemo on my dash! hello wat beast smeemo!

#i would like math if ttheir was the pemdas

#HEEHEE HOOHOO#smeemo#i might be smeemo's number one fan disregarding smeemo's moms

#smeemed so good

#smeemo u are so siwwy

[mintyepic]

theee eye mask i tried last night smeems to have only worsened my eye bags as apposed to make them less sleepy feeling

[pokeglitchden]

uh. smeems, you good there? smeemon?

Huh... er. It's Simon, actually.

And.. yes. You are the third person to ask whether or not I'm alright?

This is starting to get concerning actually. Is this just because of the Glitch Pokemon? I promise I treating them with all the love and respect I would give any pokemon. They are NOT posing a harm to me in any way!

Or is this about something else?

-Simon

[spiderben2011]

"Is that so?" Jason didn't smeem surprised that she's willing to go back to Starfleet and join her friends again. "Well, I assume you told your friend abut this? If so, I bet she's going to miss having you around as a partner."

Jason had considered offering her to join his crew. But he knew she was likely going to go back to her friends and family. Who knows? Maybe next time he meets her, she'll be a captain of her own ship.

@mazamba

Closed RP w/mazamba

This planet Jason was on was once thriving world. A planet full of trees, water, animals, and people. All who lived peacefully on the planet, until a war broke out in this sector. This left the planet in ruins, all of its resources plundered, and its people nearly wiped out. Centuries have passed and the planet has been nearly forgotten.

Jason was told the planet was under the control of a group called the Klingons. He didn’t think too much about it and knew he would be out of here before they found out or one of their allies.

He walks over towards his prize. A box containing a valuable item that he knew would come in for a pretty penny…or whatever currency the people of this universe use. He walks over and begins to disable any security systems around, before getting his prize. He wipes away the dirt from it, opens it, and smiles when he saw what’s inside.

“Just like the buyer said,” Jason whispered before putting the box in his bag. 

@mazamba