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Mini Fanfic #1272: Out Clubbing in Green (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts X FF7)

10:01 p.m. at the Lockhart's Bar.......

Tifa: (Raises her Glass Up Along with Cloud While Sitting in a Table in All Green Attires) To St. Patrick Day!~ A day of being all green.

Cloud: And another day of us being alive.

Tifa: Cheers!~ (Clink her Glass with Cloud)

Cloud: Thanks again for inviting us here in your bar for tonight. This is nice.

Tifa: (Smiles Brightly) No problem. I figured this would be a much better option than being in those crowded bars back home.

Cloud: Yeah, especially in a holiday like this. There's no telling what kind of chaos that would go down there.

Tifa: Best not to think too much into it. (Smirks a Bit Seductively) Instead, let's talk about how snazzy you look in green~

Cloud: (Looks Downbat the Green, Short-Sleeved Tuxedo He's Currently Wearing Before Shrugging) It's nothing compared that dress you're wearing. Makes you look more gorgeous than you already are.

Tifa: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Why, thank you, my dear~ (Lightly Push Up her Hair) It seems we never fail to dress my best these days.

Cloud: (Raises an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) We?

Tifa: (Snorts into a Bit of Laughter) Yes, "We"!~ You aren't too behind in the looks development. It's almost like you're trying to impress someone besides yours truly. (Starts Smirking Again) Maybe a certain italian man in green in this bar with us~

Cloud: (Sighs While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose While Blushing) Oh God, don't start.....

Barret: (Makes his Way to the Couple's Table) The T Avalanche Trio has reunited at long last! (Let's Put a Hardy Chuckle as He Sits Down on an Available Seat Before Noticing the Blushes on Cloud's Face) What got you all red, Merc?

Cloud: (Notices Barret Staring at Him Before Quickly Turning Away) It's nothing.

Tifa: Don't mind him~ He's just having a little crush on somebody right now~

Barret: Cruah Huh? (Puts on a Teasing Smirk of his Own) Who's the unlucky candidate?

Tifa: Our resident Weegie in Green. (Points Barret to Luigi Sitting in Between of and Chatting with his Two Girlfriends, Daisy and Lilith, at the Bar Side of the Room)

Barret: Ah the legendary string bean himself. Quite the looker I must admit.

Tifa/Cloud: ('Sighs Dreamingly') And then some~

Tifa: He also happens to be the biggest sweetheart to boot~

Cloud: Everyone should love a sweetheart like him these days~

Tifa: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Barret: Damn, Cloud. You must've been real down bad for the man to make you blushed up like that.

Tifa: Ohhh you don't have slightest idea, Barret!~ (Whispers into Barret's Ear While Pointing at Cloud) He kissed him more than twice now. Right on the lips~

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes at Tifa) Really not that much of secret at this point, Tifa. Also, you kissed him too!

Tifa: And I'll do again when the time comes for it! (Starts Smirking Again) But you seemed to enjoy doing it a lot more in comparison~

Cloud: (Eyes Widened a Bit Before Blushoand Turning Away) It's not my fault I couldn't help myself.......(Hears Barret Chuckling Before Turning Over and Raising an Eyebrow at Him) And what seems to be funny to you, Wallace?

Barret: You becomin' like certified lover boy! And here I thought I'd never see the day you find any love in your life.

Cloud: Yeah, well, that's life for ya. I don't hate it one bit.

Tifa's heart begins to melt as she gives her boyfriend a kiss on the cheek.

Barret: You know, I bet you don't have the guts to ask him out.

Cloud: Barret, I can ask him out anytime I want.

Barret: (Smirk Grew Wider) But can you do it now is the question on MY mind right now.

Tifa: (Starts Chanting) Do it~ Do It~

Cloud: ('Hmph') Watch me then. (Gets Up From his Seat Vefore Turning bis Attention to his Main Target) Hey, Weg!

Luigi: (Turns Himself Over to Cloud) Yes, Cloud?

Cloud: Do you wanna go out and hangout sometime? (Starts Turning Away While Blushing Again) Just the two of us?~

Luigi: (Smiles Brightly at Cloud) Sure! I'd love that. How does a stroll around the town sounds?

Cloud: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Hm....Basic, but it's just the way I like it. It's a date.

???????: Oooooooooh!~

Cloud turns back over to see Daisy and Lilith giggling and teasing him at the mid distance.

Lilith: So bold of you to ask our boyfriend on date, Mr. EX-Soldier!~

Daisy: Bout time~ (Forms a Playful Smirk on her Face) You best give our Sweetie a good time out there, ya hear?~

Cloud: (Rolls his Eyes Again) Uh-huh. Cystal. (Sits Back Down in his Seat)

Tifa: (Happily Hugs her Boyfriend) I knew you could do it~

Barret: ('Sigh') Yeah, I'll admit. That took guts what you did, Merc.

Cloud: All the more reason why you should never underestimate an Ex-Soldier.

Barret: (Starts Rolling his Eyes Now) Relish in that achievement all ya want, Lover Boy. (Gets Himself Up.From the Table) In the meantime, I got myself an unopened business to start on. (Crackles his Only Regular Knuckle as He Makes his Waybto Dedede and Morrigan's Table)

Tifa: (Watches Barret Leave Along with Cloud) Oh no.

Cloud: ('Sigh') It begins....

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The abnormally cute couple are seen sitting together with Morrigan giggling and hugging up on Dedede's arm muscle as he flexing it in a cocky like fashion. It was a cute moment thebtwo shared up until-

??????: HEY!

Dedede/Morrigan: Hm? (Turns Over tonSee a Musclar, Bionic Hand Having Brute of a Man Walking to Their Table)

?????: You're that Ex King Dedede?

Dedede: ('Sigh') That is in my job description....

Morrigan: (Gasps Before Squeezes her Hands onto Bothbof Dedede's Cheeks) Don't say that! (Turns Back to the Muscular Man With a Glare on her Face) My man is VERY MUCH a king!....To my heart~ (Gives Dedede a Passionate Kiss on the Lips, Instantly Causing Him to Get Wobbly and Dazed)

Dedede: Yeah.....WhAt sHe sAiD~......(Starts Shaking his Head as He Quickly Comes Back to his Senses) Hey, aren't you Cloud and Tifa's friend, whatshisface?

Barret: It's Barret. Barret Wallce, the co owner of this fine, award winning establishment- (Points at Dedede, Using his Metal Finger) And the man standing here challenging YOU tonight!!

Morrigan: Challenge?

Dedede: (Raises an Eyebrow) What you wanf, Wallace? A fist fight?

Barret: Hell no I don't want no fist fight! (Pulls a Chair Back From the Other Sode of the Table and Sits on it) I wanna Arm Wrestle! Heard from my old peeps that you have the best muscle strength your Smash Family has to offer- (Slams his Elbow on the Table, Showing Off his Hand with a Competitive Grin on his Face) And I'm inclined to see for my self

Dedede: Best Muscle- (Gets Up From his Table to Glare at the Midgar Couple From the Mid Distance) What in the hell did y'all tell this man!?

Tifa: (Giggles Awkwardly While Rubbing The Back of her Head Back and Forth) Y-You see, we were so proud with the progress you made in our workout sessions these days. So....we may have....sort of bragged about how strong you've gotten to Barret on video chat......

Cloud: (Points at His Girlfriend Next to Him) Tifa did most of the bragging by the way.

Tifa: (Immediately Glares at her Boyfriend Next to Her) Cloud!

Cloud: (Casually Shrugs) Hey, it's true.

Barret: (Turns to Tifa) Yeah, you yammered on an on about him till my lunch break was over. Just like a momma bird you are.

Tifa: (Comically Glares at Barret) Well, excuse me for having a lotta faith in the people I love and care about!! (Sits Back Down on Her Seat While Turning Away and Pouting) Including you jerks.....

Dedede: (Sits Himself Back Down on his Seat) Ain't no need for you to huffi and puff over there, girl, I'll win this match up just for you.

Tifa: (Turns Back to De with a Hopeful, Bright, Smile on her Face) Really?~

Barret: (Raises an Eyebrow at the Ex King Himself) You will, huh?

Dedede: Damn straight! (Slams his Elbow on the Table) I'm feeling a lil' motivated tonight- (Grabs Onto Barret's Hand as The Two Now Shares a Fierce Grip) So I might as well give it all I got, am I right?

Barret: (Starts Grinning Competitively Again) Now that's what I like to hear!

Morrigan: Well, if you're truly doing this-

Morrigan does a short backflip as her dress instantly transforms into a referee uniform the moment her feet touch the ground.

Morrigan: (Does a Bit of a Fashioniva Pose) Then allow mwah to be your referee for this lovely evening!~

Dedede: (Eyes Widened at How Irresistibly Attractive his Girlfriend Looks in her Uniform) Goddamn.......(Looks Behind the Short Back Shorts Morrigan is Wearing) You know a thing or two about refereeing in that tight fit?~

Morrigan: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Bit) Somewhat~ I studied and played the role of the referee girl for for this sports magazine shoot the girls and I did a while back. Quite the intriguing learning experience if I do say so myself, no?

Dedede: Baby, it's been doing you wonders~ (Looks Back Up to Morrigan's Face) You think you could me some pictures of this when we get back home?

Morrigan: (Leans Close to Dedede as She Gently Scratch Under his Chin with her Signature Seductive Smirk) I could give you a more thorough, private show if you win this challenge~

Dedede: (Smiles Brightly) Perfect enough for me! Let's get to it! (Turns Back to Barret with a More Determined Grin on his Face)

Cloud: Barret! You win this and I'll give you Tifa's recipe for her Raspberry Shortcake and Stuffed Crust Pizza.

Tifa: (Gives her Boyfriend a Bit of a Deadpinned Look) Air out my secret recipes why don't you.....

Barret: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) On god!God!? (Turns Back to Dedede with a Competitive Grin of his Own) Then let's the match begin!

Morrigan: Very well then. (Raises her Hand Up in the Middle of the Table) On my mark, we'll begin this match!...........(Lowers Hand Down) My Mark! Go!

Cloud: That's clearly not how a referee Starts a match.....

And right on Morrigan's mark, our two combatants tightens up their grips and resistance with every bit of fiber in their muscles as their arm wrestling has finally begun.

??????: Pipe down on the grunting over there!

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Samus: (Angrily Shaking her Fist at the Gang While Sitting on the Other Side of the Bar with her Girlfriend, Chun-Li, On her Side of the Table) Some of us are trying to have a romantic double date here!! (Lays her Fist Down on the Table While Sighing) Dorks.

Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly at the Fellow Couple Sitting in Front of Her and Samus) So~ How's life been treating you two these days?

Terra: (Smiles Back While Sitting Next to Aqua on Their Side of the Table) Pretty good. I've finally took Aqua to come train with me at the valley the other day.

Aqua: (Smiles Softly) It was such a lovely sight behold and experience~ (Smile Then Turns into a Sheepish One) For the most part......

Flashback

Aqua and Terra, are both seen sitting on a large rock, meditating together under a waterfall pouring down upon their heads. It went reasonably well up until the waterfall it gradually became too much for the appointed Keyblade Master to handle, eventually forcing her to fall off from the rock and into the lake below her and Terra.

'Splash'

Terra: (Hears the Sudden Splashing Noise as He Has One Eye Open) Aqua?

End of Flashback

Aqua: Terra made it look so easy with how long he sat there, unbothered, that I've been trying figure out what went wrong ever since. (Grabs her Chin While Thinking) Has my body weight wasn't capable with that much pressure?....Or maybe my mind wasn't completely cleared at the time......

Terra: (Gives Aqua a Reassuring Smile) I'm pretty sure that was the waterfall that caught you off guard there. It has gotten a tad bit stronger these days.

Samus: You must of have body of literal steel if you're able to withstand all that water falling down on you for hours on end.

Chun-Li: (Snickers a Bit) Or Ryu's distant relative~ I've seen him meditate under Kegon Waterfalls on a few occasions and the longest I've seen him sat there was till night.

Terra: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Seriously? That's incredible! I-Is this Ryu guy even human?

Chun-Li: He is. (Smiles Sheepishly) Though, I'd be lying if i said I haven't been asking myself that exact question since the day I've first met him.

Terra: (Chuckles Lightly) Then we might have to ask him to join us one of these days, huh Aqua?

Aqua: That would be nice idea. (Puts on an Uncertainty Like Look on her Face) Though, I highly doubt I could keep up with either of you at the rate I'm in...

Terra: (Gives Aqua a Reassuring Smile) It's a challenge to get through, bur I know you have what it takes to last longer than you did originally. You are the strongest woman I know and love after all.

Samus/Chun-Li: Awww~

Aqua: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as She Nodded to her Boyfriend's Words of Encouragement) Alright. I'll keep at it as many times as I have to. And maybe someday, we could bring our students to the valley along with us as a field trip.

Sus: Speaking of students, it sucks that Lea couldn't join us here tonight.

Chun-Li: I wonder why......

Terra: Well, he wanted to go with us.

Aqua: But Kairi insisted he stays behind with her and others for their sleepover tonight......Among other things.

Meanwhile at Destiny Island Trio's Residence's Living Room..........

Kairi: DAMNIT, AXEL! (Angrily Chases Lea Around the Living Room) QUIT RUNNING AWAY FROM MEEEE!

Lea: (Runs For his Life All While his Hair is Dyed Green Again) NOT UNLESS YOU COOL IT FIRST!!

Sora: (Sighs While Standing Next to Riku, Watching The Choas Unfolds Along with Everyone Else Present in the Room) Poor Axel.....

Riku: (Slowly Shakes his Head) When will he ever learn that his reckless thinking and actions has consequences?

Xion: Hopefully soon.

Roxas: Knowing him? I doubt it.

Lea: (Comically Glarescat Two of Kairi's Boyfriends) REALLY DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR BACKGROUND COMMENTARY RIGHT NOW, YOU TWERPS! (Quickly Slides Himself Over a Nearby Couch Namine and a Giggling Marlene is Sitting At and Hides Behind It)

Kairi let's out a vicious sounding growl as she's about sprint over to Lea's hiding spot until sight if his finger wiggling at her manages to stop her in her tracks.

Lea: Nah-Uh-Uh! Don't even think about scaring these angels away.

Namine: (Giggles Softly) You're too sweet, Lea~

Marlene: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Yeah!~ We love you, Uncle Lea!~

Lea: (Sighs While Rubbing the Top of Marlene's Head) Lovee you girls too, kiddo- Ack! (Pillow Suddenly Gets Hit in the Face by a Pillow Thrown at Him)

Kairi: ('Groans') You can't keep doing this to me, Lea!! What happened to the green shirt I gave years ago?

Lea: I forgot to put it in the washer with the other clothes last night.

Kairi: You FORGOT!? WHY!!? (Throws Another Pillow at Lea)

Lea: (Dodges Every Pillow Kairi Thriws at Him) I gotten tired at the time, alright!? I didn't even notice I forgot them till I saw them laying down on my bedroom floor this morning! So I had to dye my hair green before my kide would wake up.

Ventus: (Raises an Eyebrow at Lea in Confusion) You had your hair green since morning?

Lea: (Gets Hit by a Another Pillow to the Face Before Sighing Again) I really didn't want to get pinched all day by these two demons......(Points at His Kids Sitting at the Sofa Together with Vantias)

Xion: Such a shame too~ (Happily Shows Off her Pinching Fingers Along with Roxas) We would've had a field day with that too if it weren't for the hair.

Roxas: (Smirks a Bit) We even thought of plenty ideas on how to ambush you with these bad boys and everything. Heck, Vantias was in one of them.

Vantias: (Summons a Couple of Shadowy Hands Forming Pinching Signs From their Respective Portals with a Smug Smirk on his Face) Ever wonder how it feels to get pinched by the Darkness?

Lea: Never in all my-LIFE!? (Suddenly Gets his Ear Pulled by Kairi) Owowowowowow!

Kairi: Gotcha! (Drags her Big Brother Figure to her Room) Back to the drawing board with you, mister. (Turns her Head to Everyone Present in the Living Room) Ladies, you mind helping me our here?

Namine: (Happily Holds Up Two Bottles Hair Conditioniners) Not at all!~

Xion: (Happily Holds Up Hairs Brushes and Combs) We always came prepared. (Turbs to Marlene) Wanna join in with us too, Mar-Mar?

Marlene: (Happily Nodded) Mhmm-Mhmm~ (Gasps as Her Eyes Begins to Sparkle) Can we put makeup on him too?~

Lea: (Eyes Begins to Widened in Fear) NO-

Kairi: (Smiles Brighty at Marlene) Sure we can, kiddo!~ (.....Which Then Turns into a Conniving Looking Smirk as She Looks Over at Lea) It could complement his original colored hair perfectly.

Lea: (Comically Glares at His Sister Figure) I hate you......

Kairi: No you don't~ You'll thank us later.

Lea: NO I WON'T!

Back at the Bar

'Crunch' 'Crunch'

Lilith: (Let Out an Excited Sounding Squeal ad Her Eyes Begins to Sparkle at Some of the Appetizers She Ate in Front of Her) So yummyyyy!~ (Looks Up at Isa While Pointing at the Food) Say, what is this gooey, cheesy creation, Mr. Bartender?~

Isa: They're nachos.

Lilith: Nachos.......It sounds funny as it taste so heavenly~

Daisy: (Turns to her Girlfriend Next to Her) So seriously have no idea what nachos were beforehand, Lili?

Lilith: (Shakes her Head) Nope. It's my first even seeing it. (Little Appears in her Eyes) And it's now the 4th ever thing I'll forever adore!~

Luigi: What's the 3rd-1st?

Lilith: (Counts Down her Favorite Things in Order) Sex is third, my Big Sis Morrigan is second- (Smiles Brightly at her Two Love Partners Between Her) And you guys are my first~

Luigi/Daisy: (Hearts Begins to Melt and Gush into Pure Happiness) Awwwwwww~ Liliiiii~ (Gives Their Succubus of a Girlfriend Kisses on Both of Her Cheeks)

Lilith: (Giggles Softly and Blush to her Partners' Affections Before Placing a Ten Dollar Bill Down on the Bar Stand) These nachos of yours cost five dollars each right? Could you get me two more please, Mr. Bartender?

Isa: (Brings Two More Contains of Nachos From the Back-) Two orders of nachos coming up. (-And Places Them onto the Bar Stand, Right in Front of Lilith) And please, ma'am, you are more than welcome to just call me-

Before he could finish his sentence, he then notices one of his three customers is now stuffing her face onto the first nachos container before letting out a bit of a sigh.

Isa: Isa.

Daisy: (Gives Isa Sheepish Smile) Sorry about our girlfriend there, Isa. She's still getting accustomed to the outside world these days.

Isa: No worries. Believe it or not, she's far more tolerable than most of the drunken customers Barret and I had to put up on an my regular night. (Smiles a Bit) You three do make up an adorable trio.

Luigi/Daisy: (Smiles Brightly) Thank you!~

Luigi then notices a black book standing by the coffee maker in the back, with a picture of a very familiar looking face imprinted right below the title.

Luigi: Hey....Is that Professor E. Gad on that book over there?

Daisy: Hmm? (Leans Herself Over a Bit to Take a Closer Look at the Book in Question) Yeah, that is him. "The Life & Ongoing Times of Professor E. Gad.....He's an author now?

Isa: Ah, I see you both are taking interest of this new book I've managed to purchase earlier today. (Picks the Book Up From the Stand and Presents to the Two Halves of the Trio Couple) I'm not entirely close to the half way mark yet, but from I've read so far, this might be one of the most intriguing biography book I've seen in a good while. (Opens the Book as Shows a Few Pictures Present on It)

Luigi/Daisy: (Struck in Awe at Two Filled with Pictures of Mechanical Inventions) Woooooah......

Daisy: Look at all of these old inventions....He made all of this?

Isa: Yes. It stated here that he began to make them ever since he was a child. Spent countless hours, days, even an entire month on end to have each of them function properly with a few successes here and there.

Luigi: (Chuckles a Bit) That's the professor for you. Always the workaholic. I hope he's doing okay these day.

Isa: Given the first impression I've gotten out of him at a greet and meet, I'd say he seems to be just fine at the moment. (Turns to Luigi) He bragged about you quite a lot in there.

Luigi: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) He has? About what?

Daisy: (Happily Wraps her Arm Around her Sweetie's Shoulders) About how great of a help you've been to him i bet!~

Isa: (Simply Nodded) Precisely. He also stated that he wouldn't get to where he is now if it weren't for the night you first met and helped him at your old mansion.

Luigi: Wow. I.....Didn't expect to make that much of an impact to him. (Smiles Softly) I'm honored.

Isa: (Smiles a Bit) As you should. Your contributions as a hero should be more recognized to the public eye.

Daisy: Exactly! I've been shouting that out since day freaking one.

Luigi: It's true. (Snickers at a Distant Memory) I remember she jumped out of her and she screamed out of a megaphone for half an hour about how cool of a hero I am in a middle a football game once. Which prompted us to get banned for life ever since.

Daisy: (Crosses her Arms with a Proud Grin on her Face) And I don't have any ounce of regret since then.

Isav ('Heh') I see. (Seems like something Lea would try and do.) You've impressed me, Luigi?

Luigi: Really?

Isa: It's the honest truth. You seemed to be the timidin comparsion to your brother yet you've still managed to achieve far more successes in your various adventures than you ever seemed to realize. How do you do it?

Luigi: Honesrly, I don't really have that much of a clear answer besides manning up and do the best i can to help save tbe day, no matter how scary any situation gets. I wouldn't even be able accomplish that much if it weren't for my brother and my-

Luigi's slowly begins to widens again as he looks around at everyone present in the bar, rhe people he's very blessed to call his friends and family.

Daisy: (Starts Getting a Bit Worried as She Lays her Hand on Top of Luigi's Hand) Weegie, is everything okay?

Luigi: (Immediately Comes Back to Reality) Oh! (Nods to Daisy) Yeah! Yeah. I'm okay. It's just- (Turns to Isa) D-Do you have a regular spoon I can borrow for a minute?

Isa: Sure. (Hands Luigi the Silver Spoon) Here.

Luigi: Thank you. (Grabs his Glass Cup and Jump Out of his Seat Before Using the Spoon to Tap on It)

'Cling Cling Cling Cling Cling'

Daisy: Sweetie?

Lilith: (Finally Moves Her Head Up and Out of One ofbthe Contains, Mouth Full) Weehee? (Swallows her Food)

Luigi: (Look Around the Whole Room While Tapping the Glass) Everyone! Can I have you undivided please!?

Cloud/Tifa: (Turns to the Speaking in Question) Luigi?

Chun-Li/Samus: (Dpes the Same Alongbwith at Aqua and Terra) Of course/What's wrong?

Dedede: (Turns to Luigi While Still Arm Wrestling Against Barret) Yeah, what's on your mind tonight, bo- 'SLAM' (His Arm Gets Slammed Down the Table) What the- (Immediately Glares at his Opponent in Front of Him) Hell!?

Barret: (Immediately Gets Up From his Seat and Pumps Both his Fists Up in the Air in Rejoice and Victory) HA-HAA! Score one for the tin man back home! Strawberry Shortcake here I come. (Walks Back to Cloud and Tifa's Table)

Dedede: (Snaps his Fingers) Damnit! I was this close to winnin'..

Morrigan: (Hugs Dedede From Behind) That's quite alright, my dear. (Whispers into Dedede's Ear) I'll be sure to reward you for your efforts as soon as we get back to my place~ (Gives Dedede a Sensual Kiss on the Cheek)

Dedede: (Puts on a Excited Smile on his Face) Works for me!~

Isa: (Turns to Luigi) The floor is yours now, my friend. Best of luck.

Luigi: (Simply Nods to Isa) R-Right. Thank you. (Turns to Everyone Staring at Him) Everyone! I uh-('Cheers Throat') Firstly, want to say that I hope you are having a great time in here so far tonight and-

Everyone: (Raises Their Glasses and Cheers....).HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!~

Luigi: Right. (Let's Out a Bit of an Awkward Chuckle as He Raise his Glass Up as Well) H-Happy St. Patrick Day to you all too. Truly. But there's uh- Something else I want say. Thank you. Thank you all...so, so much for all the good, bad, and memorable we all spent together, all the care, support, and kindess you've shown and given me over the years, and for being so patient with me with me above it all. I would have never got to where i am at right now without you, Mario, or most of the people in our Smash Family being in my life to see me push through. So again, I wanna say thank you-

'Sniff Sniff'

Luigi: (Turns to See His Princess is in Tears as He Gets Worried) D-Daisy? What wrong?

Daisy: Nothing, Sweetie. ('Sniff') Nothing's wrong at all. It's just- ('Sniff') (Hops Off From her Seat and Hugs Her Man Very Lovingly and Tightly) That was the most beautiful speech I've ever heeeard!!~

Luigi: (Winces a Bit in Pain) R-Really?

Daisy: (Gives Luigi a Tearful Smile) Really, really~ You're the sweetest man alive, you know that?~ (Kisses Luigi's Lips)

Lilith: (Happily Joins in on the Hug) So sweet!~ I'm so happy I've fallen for you, Weegie~ (Kisses Luigi's Lips Next)

Tifa: (Happily Joins on the Hug Next) I don't think any of our words can better describe how thankful we are of having you in our lives, Luigi. (Gives Luigi a Kiss on the Cheek)

Samus: (Joins in on the Hugfest) You're one of the few people that made a stone cold bitch like me softened up overtime.

Chun-Li: (Joins the Group Hug Along with Aqua and Terra) And you've made me so happy ti be alive and at peace again~

Cloud: (Joins in on the Group Along with Dedede and Morrigan Smiles Softly at his Friend/Crush) I only hope to continue to become more of a man as you are in front of us, Luigi.

Dedede: (Smiles Softly) Same with me, my man. Not as much as our Cloudy Boi though. (Forms a Teasing Smirk) We all know how that boy been feenin' ove- (Suddenly Felt Cloud Punching him in the Shoulder) Ow!

Barret: (Takes One Good Look at Luigi) I don't all that much about you, but from what the Merc and Tifa told me- (Takes Off his Shades as He Smiles Softly) You seem like a good man in my eyes, Luigi Mario.

Luigi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Profound Happiness as Tears Starts to Swell Up) Thank you, Mr. Barret. ('Sniff') I love you all so much~

Everyone: We love you too, Lui-

'DOOR KICK OPEN'

??????: ssssSUP BitChES!!

Everyone in the bar, except for it's owner and two workers, look at the drunken man barely standing in front of the an open door, in dumbfounded confession.

Isa: (Sighs Heavily While Pinching the Bridge of his Nose) God, not you again......

Tifa: (Already Has a Deadpinned Look on her Face) What are you doing here, Tom?

Tom: (Drunkenly Makes his Way Inside the Bar) WhAt dOEs iT loOk lIKe, TOTZ! I'm here for A DrInK!

With a darkened glare innhis eyes, Cloud was about to pull his Buster Sword from out of his back until Tifa places the top of her hand onto his.

Tifa: Not yet, Cloud. (Raises an Eyebrow at Tom) Don't you think you're already a little intoxicated to have another drink in here?

Tom: Uh- ('Psh') NOOOO! I onLy gEt WAsteD onCe a NiGht.

Barret: (Already Glaring at the Man) You keep getting wasted every time we see you, fool! Now quit messin' around and go home already.

Tom: (Puts on a Seductive, Dopey Looking Smirk on his Face) Not unLeSs I gEt me soMe of your FiiiiinE hoNeies in hErE~ ('RrrrrAwwwar~')

Lilith: (Eyes Widened in Pure Disgust) Ew, no!

Daisy: (Glares at the Drunk Man) Hell no!

Samus: Not in your life, bozo.

Chun-Li: Nada.

Dedede: (Angrily Cracks his Knuckles) Boy, I wish you would try comin' over here and lay your nasty hand on my woman....

Morrigan: (Gently Places her Hand Onto Dedede's Shoulder) Do not worry, my dear. (Gives Tom the Darkest Looking Glare Imaginable) He's gonna wish his arms and legs are still attached once I'm finish with him.

Terra growls as stands in front of Aqua.

Aqua: (Gently Grab onto One of Terra's Knuckles) It's okay, Terra. (Glares at Tom) I won't let him touch me.

Tifa: (Deadpinned Look Now Turns ibto a Glare) I'm only gonna ask you this once, Tom. (Cracks Both her Knuckles While Slowly Walking Over to the Drunken Fool) Leave our establishment right now or so help me-

Daisy: WAIT! Don't knock him out!

Tifa: (Immediately Stops at her Travks abd Turns to Daisy with a Confused Look on her Face) What? Why? Do you wanna do it?

Daisy: (Forms Cheeky Grin on her Face) Better~ Let's have Barret throw him out out that window instead, am I right?~ (Turns to Everyone Else Around Her)

Everyone: Yeah, yeah!/ Sure/I'd be down to see that/Let's do it!

Cloud: (Turns to his Old Friend) Sounds good to you, Barret?

Barret: (Shrugs) Well, if it's what the people truly wants-

Tifa: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief) What, no! We made it through six whole months without throwing someone outta the window, we can't break that streak no-

Tom: WHaT's the MaTTEr, TitS-fOr-BraaaiNs~ YOu afRiad to breaK a nAIiiiiiil~ (Let's Out a Drunk Like Laugh)

Tifa: (Takes a Very Deep Breath) You know what? Screw it. (Turns o Her Best Friend/Employee) Do your thing, Barret.

Everyone: (Clears in Rejoice) YEAH!/WOO!~/That's what I'm talkin' about!!

Barret: (Starts Cracking his Knuckles with Vicious Grin on his Face) Gladly.

Tom: (Starts Getting Scared Shitless as He Sees Barret Starting to Approach Him) Uh-oh.

Barret: BOY, WHEN WE SAY LEAVE, YOU- 'WINDOW GLASS SHATTERING' (Throws Tom Out of a Nearby Window) GET THE HELL ON OUT!!! You damn parasite, don't you EVER come back here no more!!

Tom: (On the Ground, Groaning in Pain)

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