#smash bros night 🏍️

[evowolverine]

Que pasa everyone! Who winning so far-*Shows up with 10 or so pizzas in a stack in a recreation of that meme of the guy walking into the room on fire with the pizzas*

*whistles* daggum...ya...need some help dere, Mon Ami?

*Logan is panting heavily as he's picking himself up from the wreck of the couch*

"Gotta... get this overgrown... pain in in the backside... outta here!"

*Takes a deep breath and readies himself to jump Sabretooth again*

"Ya wanna help, Gumbo? Go check on the kids. Sabretooth shows, defend 'em with all ya got. RRRRRAAAAHH!!"

*Leaps at Creed, claws first*

[evowolverine]

Sooooo.... I know you guys are busy with Todd, but apparently sabertooth followed the scent of the brotherhood kids here....

Good news is we distracted him with super smash brothers. Apparently he loves the game and mains Ganon....

Bad news is Jubilee is kicking his ass hard as Jigglypuff and he's getting pissed about it. I don't think he's gonna be a good sport about getting knocked out of the tournament. He keeps demanding a rematch each time he loses and We've just been letting him keep trying to beat her to distract him but I don't know how long that's gonna last.

-- Scott

How the... when...

...

Ya know what? That's IT.

That ugly kitty cat's gettin' put to sleep an' dumped somewhere in Alaska, and then we're ENDIN' game night.

Everyone, ROOMS. NOW. An' yeah, I mean ALL of you.

An' if I see anyone, and I mean ANYONE, sneakin' out, I'll make ya wish ya'd never been BORN, am I bein' CLEAR?

Now 'scuse me while I go tear that overgrown furball a new one...

*SNIKT!*

[evowolverine]

Hey Logan? The smash tournament has been great so far but we have an...itty bitty problem....Ok sooooo.....none of us realized this but apparently todd is super allergic to tapioka and had like three boba teas real quick.... His tongue has swollen to the size of the couch and he's starting to look like an actual toad.... Help???

--bobby

Right, I'm takin' the kid to the medbay.

An' you go get Hank right now, Bobby! He's in the kitchen with Storm, an' tell him it's an emergency!

[evowolverine]

Takis are a Mexican spicy snack food that's really popular in America rn. To the point where there are black market takis trades going on in elementary schools atm. Needless to say a lot of american schools have banned them for that reason.

Well I had better make sure they get their takis then. Wouldn't wanna make em resort to snack-time crime.

[evowolverine]

The kids have requested snacks for the "smash tournament " but I'll be honest I haven't heard of half of these things....

Logan do you have any clue what Takis are? Or canned boba tea?

-Storm

Boba I know about, but Takis? Never heard o' that. Some sorta gummy candy, y'think?

[evowolverine]

Hey Mr logan! Is it possible to hook the danger room up to a switch Dock and use it as a giant TV screen projector? Asking for a friend

-bobby

Ask Hank.

[evowolverine]

Hey Logan? I caught Bobby and Kurt trying to set up a super smash brothers tournament with intent to invite the brotherhood over to "settle the score".... Should I allow this??? It seems harmless but i feel like it could go horribly wrong....

-Scott

Well, I woulda said no, but lucky for them, Chuck heard about it an' thought it'd be a great idea. An' then he asked me an' Storm to supervise.

Like I didn't have anythin' better to do than makin' sure a buncha wildcards don't burn the damn house down...

[evowolverine]

If like, rogue gets to go out with gambit, can I like, invite piotr over to teach him how to play smash?

--kitty 😺

Do I wanna know what kinda game 'smash' is?