#smalldick

[fatass75]

[forskinhavr]

Anyone trade nudes?

[pedge-page]

Chubby!Joel with a tiny dick, who loves watching you strip tease and touch yourself like his personal porn star. Smiling and leaving his mouth in a 'o' shape, brows pinched together, moaning like a hungry idiot who can't take his eyes off you as he jerks his little nub with 2 fingers.

You love mounting him and grinding your slit along his pathetic shaft. "Look, we both have clits!" Yo tease, leaning back as his swollen little cock rubs along your clit in circles. Everything is hot and wet with your arousal.

You grasp his tummy as you bounce and roll, the fat obstructing any view but providing the perfect humping material. So warm and cozy, suffocating your lower half but comfortably touching you in all the right places.

He settles his beefy hands on your upper thighs, watching your torso sway down to your hips. Grinding on him slow and sensually.

You never complain about sucking him off. Always so eager, and his only annoyance is that he can't see your gorgeous face over his larded tum. But he can still feel everything. He tosses his head back in bliss as you very easily, without any kind of struggle, take him fully in your mouth.

The only genuine hurdle are his massive breeder balls that don't seem to be obstructed by his weight one bit. You love sucking them one at a time, or feeling them press snugly against your ass when you ride him.

For such a small cock, his loads are full meals for you. And when it's all done, ans you're womb or stomach is bursting full of his cum, you can cuddle up on top of his plush body and sleep soundly.

Until you start humping his belly again in your sleep....

[technicallychoppedfun]

Craving for this 😈 send a DM

[mourning-again-in-america]

reminded of a legal seminar at some prestigious law school (probably UChicago), and one prof is arguing against the other that law should only concern itself with material harm, that all law not dealing immediately with such was unjust, and the other prof thinks he's got the first one in a corner, and wheels on him saying, "but what if I went around with no underwear and no pants? should I not be charged with indecent exposure?" but the first prof just laughs and says there's a doctrine for that already -- second prof is befuddled, wants to know how first prof is going to escape from his well-laid trap, so he asks, "What doctrine?" and the first simply replies:

"De minimis non curat lex."

[cvnntagious]

★ ⋮ 𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐘'𝐒 𝐀𝐔 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 ⸝⸝

a/n : if any of these end up not getting posted on their assigned dates, bare with me, i'll likely end up posting them a little late (unless i specify that i'll no longer be writing it for whatever reason). also, feel free lmk which one you wanna read the most, i'm always curious...

✎ january 1st | 'must be heaven' [babydaddy!matt x brat!reader] contains : slight plot, rough sex, (ass & puss) spanking, orgasm denial, 18+.

✎ january 5th | 'one more' [pornstar!chris x onlyfans!reader] contains : no plot, overstimulation, safeword, squirting, 18+.

✎ january 18th | 'so wet' [fuckboy!matt] contains : slight plot, almost getting caught, shower sex, 18+.

✎ january 26th | 'tug on it' [fratboy!chris x rich!reader] contains : no plot, hair pulling, backshots, degradation, 18+.

✎ march 9th | 'rise and writhe' [babydaddy!matt x brat!reader] contains : no plot, consenual somno, fingering, no p in v, 18+.

✎ TBD | 'never over' [toxic!chris x innocent!reader] contains : slight plot, hate sex, mean chris, manipulation, (thigh) spanking, 18+.

✎ TBD | 'daddy' [cowboy!matt x famersdaughter!reader] contains : no plot, daddy kink, barn sex(?), riding, 18+.

✎ TBD | 'lick this' [virgin!chris] contains : slight plot, oral fixation, cunnilingus (f!recieving), no p in v, 18+.

✎ TBD | 'make me cry' [matt x rich!reader] contains : no plot, handjob, humiliation kink, mean reader, smalldick!matt, 18+.

✎ TBD | 'feel it' [pornstar!chris x naive!reader] contains : ass worship, groping, no real smut.

-love, your grandma cvnty ☆!

[antimony-medusa]

One of the things that I think sometimes gets lost when we talk about what's appropriate in fandom spaces is the notion that things can be appropriate in one space, but not for another. And that doesn't mean that the thing that's inappropriate in that setting is wrong, it just means that it's rude in that space. I think people want a single set of rules that's appropriate everywhere, but the thing is, you have to be able to assess the situation, and adjust your behaviour accordingly.

So an example. I have a fairly popular text post that was me asking about c!phil and religion in all innocence, and someone said "the only thing I have to say about c!phil is that he worships on his knees, thank you and goodnight". And I reblogged it like "I can't believe I forgot about how this fandom does phil analysis", cause it was at the height of the dilfza memes.

Anyways that's obviously a phil-is-happily-married/oral sex joke, in an oblique innuendo way, and on this site, where Phil is not here, and his friends are not here, with it being clear I was talking about the block man character, and we make jokes about sex and profanity (a very popular url scheme for a long time was "[name]shugecock" (or smalldick, depending on the joke)— that's a fine joke to make. I'm an adult, I can make sex jokes about fictional characters on the sex joke fictional character social media site.

If I was to make that joke in Philza's twitch chat, a) in his face, b) with his wife modding, c) in an enviroment where people aren't prepped for sex jokes, d) with it being not clear if I was talking about the cubito or about the real guy, that would be wildly inappopriate. I would be banned in every chat Philza mods in and I would deserve it.

That doesn't mean that it's inappropriate to make the joke in the first place though, just because I wouldn't do it at a Phil meet and greet. It means you gotta learn to read the room. (And like, sometimes it's hard to learn to read the room, but you can do it by pure brute-force memorization. I did.)

This is the same theory that underlies the fact that you can call your friends a bitch in a friendly way, because you are friends and you know each other's boundaries, but if you call your boss a bitch, you will be fired. There are rules about workplace appropriateness, and there are rules about what's appropriate in front of kids (I teach teens, I do not swear in front of them, I swear a LOT in front of my roommate), and there are rules about what's appropriate in different fandom spaces. Participating in an exchange about pregnancy and babies with your favourite blorbo of the moment? Great. Showing the actor gift art you got of him pregnant? No. Bad. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

The thing that concerns me is that I think there are slight signs that as we get more comfortable with sexy jokes and offcolour remarks as a MCYT fandom (QSMP is the big banner example but it happens with other smps), we're taking what's appropriate in one space (tumblr, home of the brain worms, where I have seen the blog "philzaswetpussy" on my dash), and we're bringing it into places that it's not appropriate (sure, slimeariana is clearly canon, but maybe don't put the actual dicks-out fan art in the art tag on twitter that slime checks). Cause we can obviously tell that the rules twitter is going with are silly for here, so it's full speed ahead for roier/spreen etc, but the trick here is that it's full speed ahead HERE, or in fandom servers, and not necessarily in the streamer's faces.

We have a bunch of situations where creators have said that it's not their place to weigh in on shipping or nsfw etc, and people have taken that as a go ahead and that's fine, but thats still something where I'd like, caution people that just because they said "not gonna look at it not my deal", that doesn't mean that like, you should make it difficult for them to avoid looking at it. Talking about scitties is an honourable tradition, but telling scar that he makes you question your sexuality in his TTS— I made a horrified noise in real life and the cats came to look at me.

And I'm talking about the shipping, but this is also a thing with like— sometimes I see a streamer and I go "my friend you just vividly described neurodivergent symptoms" but it is ABSOLUTELY not my place to say that in their chat. It might not even be appropriate to make comments about it on my blog, with the amount of followers I have. I have to keep the "streamer just described the ADHD experience again :pensive:" comments for the group chat. And we all nod and go "yeah sounds like streamer", and we do not put it in his face, cause that's inappropriate.

We get to have fun with the fictional characters, including off-colour fun, but we still have to remember that there are real people who don't know us who are steering those fictional characters around, and it can be profoundly weird to see some of the (stuff that is appropriate in fandom spaces!) just up in your face in the regular fan art tag.

Just think about the space you're in, and who you're in front of, and if a CC notice is actually likely, and if a CC notice would be Very Bad actually with what you're doing, and keep the "world's sluttiest absent father" bracket (with associated slutty fan art) for here, not with the streamer tagged on twitter.

[pedge-page]

Fat!joel with a tiny dick😣😫😋

Can you imagine regular beefy strong Joel with his giant cock who just wrecks havoc on you. Then he starts getting fattened up, his dick starts disappearing until it's just a little thing, and you're just as obsessed with playing with it. Gloating how you can now fit him in your whole mouth. Rub your pussy on it like its his engorged clit, and he just naturally reverts to being a subby little mess as you do whatever you want to him...

[mistressflorence529]

Send a description of yourself including your experience, talent and capabilities, along with a photo to #sissifyme #feminine sissy #faggot sissy #humili sissi #humiliation sissy #loser #humiliation #smalldick humiliation #humilatedslave #humiliated sissy #sissy slot #faggot sissy #feminine sissy #panty sissy #chastity #sissi femboi #sissifyme #chastikey #sissy tasks #loser

[plushrump-dot-com]

Pro: One of my vibes fits perfectly into Orange’s smussy and even curves in such a way that you can feel the bulge against his belly. Yes…haha…YES

Con: this causes the vibe to become the loudest fucking thing on the continent. It’s like one of those race car mufflers where you can hear Mr. Smalldick approaching your neighborhood from six city blocks away. Any town whose inhabitants report hearing a mysterious hum that gives them migraines and causes disorientation and disruption to their daily lives? In every case it’s retroactively this goddamn vibrating smuppet despite it only running for as long as it took for my trembling panic powered hands to find the power button and hold it down long enough to get it to shut the entire hell up. My libido has been drafted into the war effort and I fear it will never return

[macskabuzi]

Egy gimibe jártunk volna, tuti minden héten megvertelek volna, hát milyen kis ütnivaló buznyák fejed van már!

Haha nem tudom miota vart ez itt, Tumblrre ritkan jarok az utobbi evekben.

Jo kis smalldick manlet rage. Meghozza asszondja gimi😄

Hogy a te szinteden valaszoljak:

A kis matek-angol szakos 160centi magas gimis seggedet barki elverte volna a szakkozepbol ahova jartam, még a pedagogia szakos 90 szazalekban csaj osztalybol is, nem hogy mi vizugyesek akik fizikai munkat is vegeztek. Abbol, hogy a nevedet se vallaltad az askhoz latszik, gecire oda mertel volna jonni szemelyesen hogy belekoss egy nalad 20 centivel magasabb arcba nyilvan. Valszeg otthon fantazialgattal, hogy egy napon megverheted a nalad erosebb es magasabb sracokat, meg, hogy milyen lehet egy tokos bullynak lenni. 20 evvel kesobb azt hiszed atelheted ilyen baszogatos askokkal, de valojaban mindketten tudjuk az ilyen askok, foleg anonim modon a kozeleben sincs annak amit azok ereztek akik csicskaztattak es baszogattak tinikorodban mint az osztaly felkegyelmujet.

Na takarodj😄

[losercucky84]

#chastity #smalldick #loser #cuck #imprisoned #permanent #flr #slavehubby

[diabloii]

i remember i was lowkey pissed about getting docs i mean theyre nice enough i just really wanted some cheap military surplus shit but my feet too small #smalldick

[thepoeticfox]

I keep seeing guys with oversized pickup trucks saying they need to make parking spaces bigger

They cant.

Stores would have to close.

Theyre required to have parking lots of certain sizes for the size of the building. Thats why malls have absolutely massive lots but a tiny cafe might only have a dozen.

In a lot of places in the US, where these trucks are very popular, those lots are as close to the roads and buildings as they legally can be. Believe it or not, these asphalt wastelands are actually wedged in tightly.

And its not just that the lot itself has to be that size, its that they have to have a certain number of parking spaces.

So no, they cant make spaces bigger, not unless you want parking garages everywhere and then youd gripe about head clearance and parking fees bc those building require money to maintain.

Get.

A smaller.

Vehicle.

You smalldick

imbecile.

[xviistrings]

sir stuck up the third and his boyfriend bigego smalldick