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dreadhollow · 8 months ago

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I have now had two separate people say that they want the long post about why I hate Zevlor so.. here you go

NOTE: NO HATE ON ZEVLOR FANS I DON'T WANT TO SEEM LIKE AN ASS THIS IS JUST MY OPINION, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IT SCROLL- also if I'm misremembering/misinterpreting details pls lmk and I'll edit the post, it's hard to remember with 340+ hours of gameplay across a handfull of runs and I'm totally willing to admit I'm wrong lmao

Explanation on why I hate Zevlor below ⬇️

First of all, it is NOT visual. While I don't personally find him attractive I'm not gonna sit here and be like "oh he isn't a cute hot fictional man who is seven feet with a slutty waist 😭😭" no, I just hate this guy's personality. Looks have nothing to do with it.

My main reason is I personally feel like he is a bad leader of the teiflings, and not for all the reasons you may instantly think of. I don't actually blame him for abandoning the teiflings due to the cult influence. That was NOT his fault, it's literally a cult that can control your mind and if I hated him for it that would mean I would also have to hate Minsc, Minthara, and the Duke, which I don't. I like all those characters. The difference is his actions before and after.

Let's start with before. Now in the Grove it is ABUNDATLY clear these teiflings have no hope. Like seriously Lakrissa (I think that's her name) places a bet with you and she is betting that they won't survive. Now obviously you don't see his actions until you show up but if under his leadership all the teiflings have no hope for their survival, it's reasonable to assume Zevlor was never a very inspiring leader. A good leader should be able to help his people have faith in themselves, and those people managed to escape the literal HELLS. While it isn't entirely up to him how they feel surely he could have helped them a little in that area, but clearly he hasn't.

After Tav shows up things change a bit. Now I don't fault him for getting help, that was a tactical move on his end. His people were suffering and he saw hope from these random travelers that MAYBE they could survive. My gripe here is why the hell would he put the fate of all the teiflings, and to some extent the Grove, on four people he has never met before ever. Like he saw them fight once and just sent them off. What he should have done was gone with them to make sure things went smoothly and help. Or, in the scenario that he didn't want to leave the Grove (or rather the teiflings) without their leader, he could have at the very least sent some people out with them. Like, in the situation that you end up betraying the Grove, that is partially on him for the fact that he gave their personal info and location to some random people and went "yeah this will not backfire at all." And as proof that it isn't that crazy to imagine the leader helping, look at Halsin. He is kidnapped and knows the Grove leader isn't there, yet the moment he is free he doesn't just rush back to the Grove and tell Tav to fix his problems. He instead stays and helps fight the leaders (if you so choose.) That is the RIGHT thing to do. Not only did he not just trust a total stranger, but he actually helped in return for being aided. Zevlor does NONE of that. Hell- when you do save the teiflings in act two he doesn't give you shit. The teiflings themselves do.

Speaking of act two, can we talk about how Rolan gave them hope for the first time in probably ages? Sure Tav helped, but going back to the point I said earlier- they had NO HOPE with Zevlor as leader. But, when they quite literally had just been abandoned by the guy who was supposed to protect them, ROLAN of all people showed up and saved them. I feel like Zevlor, to a certain extent, can't face danger all that well, something a leader should be able to do. But Rolan in saving them gave them hope when they'd just been abandoned. Something Zevlor couldn't manage for probably months maybe even years (I can't remember the exact timeline.)

Now as a sort of counterclaim, I'm well aware someone is pushing up their glasses, rolling up their sleeves, and going "Aha! You fool- Zevlor comes back for the final battle against the absolute! Blah blah that's good because-" shhhh. Yes, I do give Zevlor SOME credit here. It is super awesome that he came and helped Tav.. however. Me personally I feel like that wasn't the right thing to even do at that point. Better than doing nothing yeah but still bad. See- in act three if you speak to some of the teiflings who are outside Wyrm's Crossing you can hear them saying they haven't heard from Zevlor since he left them. He vanished, completely. That is not okay at all. I know they are pissed at him so maybe he wanted to give them space but considering the fact that they are homeless, probably poor, just narrowly escaped death a few too many times, the last thing they need is to also be leaderless. At the very least he could have sent a letter saying what even happened to him, but what he should have done was go back to them and try and work things out. If they ended up saying they didn't want him anymore fine whatever, he could then go. But he literally says sorry for abandoning them and proceeds to continue to do so. They have no leader, and probably no idea how to get into Baldur's Gate. How could he just leave them that way? And I know he went to help Tav but he has seen before Tav is a perfectly capable person. Tav isn't the one he needs to focus on saving and making things up to, it's his people. Especially since some of those people are children and probably orphans on top of that. And of course I don't know if he does after the events of the game, he totally could. But my point still stands.

In conclusion, it is my OPINION that Zevlor is not a good leader, and honestly a sad excuse for one. This is all just from memory and I'm tired ASF so sorry if it sounds stupid I'm just getting my thoughts out. And if a Zevlor fan reads this I encourage you to comment or send an ask about why you like him because honestly I'm very curious! Anyways ty for reading I am a man who is far too dedicated to video games!! 👍

If I'm wrong.. mb honestly 🧍

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 rambles #bg3 rant #tw: opinions #bg3 zevlor #zevlor #baldurs gate zevlor #don't take this too seriously its just a game lmao #all my love to Zevlor fans #he just ain't for me

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bloodyarn · 6 months ago

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@grief-worn sent

i do adore the dynamic babsi has with astarion (estarion) . and OF COURSE, i am slowly coming around to shadowyarn :)c also babsi x puck.

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𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝙾 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 ?

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Babsi and @estarion are the funniest and sweetest shit I've come across in a long time. They are so fruity, they make my heart go a little crazy if I might say . . . I love how it is now established lore that she feeds him finger blood as a snack. Like "Come here baby, have some yummers ♥" like you feed a baby kitten who lost its mother. He also makes a great mannequin with that slutty waist.

I never really considered Shadowheart and Babs until you came along with the softest ideas, how dare you . . . They can gossip the night away while pressing flowers. They can gossip about Astarion, I bet that will be fun for all parties involved. That lady needs a hot half-elf goth gf so badly. Thank you for opening my eyes. I am forever in debt.

And of course, the loser ship that is dogyarn. @bloodtwin , you won. Puck is officially more demanded than Rolan. You get your stupid little medal now. But maybe they can persuade him in a threesome, I mean huh ? Weird who said that . . .?

#grief-worn #estarion #bloodtwin #only W takes here #yeah Babs seems to have a thing for (half) elves too #✂ ˚ out of yarn ˚⠀⠀/ ooc .

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fic--writer · 6 months ago

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Instinctive Charm

If Instinctive Charm were a spell, and Rolan had asked Tav to teach him the art. But the only way to achieve focus remains primal passion. Summary of chapter 2: To prepare for the ritual, Tav gives Rolan a Truth serum. Now he must reveal all his feelings.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2⬇️

A no-rules, no-fault territory.

— So where do we start? - Rolan asked, looking around in confusion and rubbing his hands together nervously. He was overcome by excitement, mixed with a hypnotic feeling. The tiefling's tail was tapping rhythmically on the table and he didn't even notice it.

Tav plumped into the cushions like fluffy clouds and snuggled down, taking a couple of cups of tea with her, using the wizard's magic hand to keep them from spilling. With a nod of her head, she invited Rolan to join her. He obediently sat down beside her, the magical hand holding one of the cups for him.

The dim light was no hindrance to the Tiefling's sharp eyes, which could see clearly even in the dark. Rolan studied the furnishings and noticed that Tav had carefully prepared the room, changing it beyond recognition. She herself was dressed more revealingly than ever. Her closed robes had been replaced by thin silk bands of dark fabric that wrapped gracefully around her body. They flowed softly from her breasts to her hips. At the bottom, the ribbons knotted into a bizarre skirt that revealed her legs with every awkward movement. The outfit barely hid her figure, exposing most of her skin and leaving little to the imagination. There was something appealingly slutty about Tav today.

It was foolish to deny that she had a devilish charm. Though she didn't have a drop of devil's blood in her veins, unlike him, she had an undeniable magnetism. Even in the grove, Rolan began to notice the ambivalent glances of Tav's companions in her direction. Whether it was a natural gift or the result of her training at the Charm School, he didn't know, but it almost made him forget why he had come here.

— You know, I've seen a lot of things, but this is the first time I've seen a ritual begin with tea," he said, taking the drink offered.

"Oh, my dear Tower Master has no idea how many discoveries he has to make today, the more interesting it will be," Tav thought, smiling enigmatically.

Rolan examined the contents of the beaker: Herbs, small pink flowers and tiny specks of reddish dust floated inside. The Archmage took a cautious sip. The flavour was rich, slightly tart, filling the taste buds with a pleasant acidity.

The drink envelops you in a delicate aroma, stupefying and pleasing, momentarily clouding your judgement. It relaxes the body and mind, penetrating deep inside and creating a sense of serenity.

— Hmm, what is it? - asked the Archmage, amazed at the unusual sensations and effects.

— There are several ingredients: Ditania, to sharpen your senses and heighten your perception; Vilerge, to calm your mind and body; Belramba, so you won't be afraid of what you might find inside; and finally... Truth serum, the true key to your inner world, which will help you to be honest with yourself first and foremost. - she explained as if nothing had happened.

Rolan's eyes widened in surprise and he put down the cup, looking at his teacher with a puzzled expression.

— Yes, it's not Arabellan Dry at all, I'm sorry — Tav added sheepishly, shrugging her shoulders and spreading her hands in a gesture of apology.

— Zurgan! Are you serious? You just drugged me? - The tiefling shrieked in indignation, clearing his throat with a wet, sticky cough that grew louder and made him shiver. A few dark droplets rolled off his lips, leaving marks on his chin. He tapped the mug with his long, sharp claw, suspicious and somewhat disgusted. - I would have told you all you needed to know without it.

— We need all this to find out what's preventing you from concentrating, Rolan. Do you understand? Retrospection and introspection are the most important processes in the preparation of a spell. You have to look deep into your mind and see what is blocking your magical power. These herbs and serum will help us do this, they will remove any barriers and allow you to be honest with yourself.

"And who in their right mind would volunteer to drink truth serums? No, dear Tower Master, it doesn't work that way." Tav paused and looked at Rolan carefully, as if trying to read his mind and see how he would react to her words. But his response was only an infernal grunt, the meaning of which remained unclear to her.

— I know this may seem unexpected and even frightening. But I want to assure you that I will keep all of your secrets. No information you reveal in this state will ever leave this room. And I'm here to help you, not to hurt you. I had to make sure that everything went well. But if you don't feel comfortable or ready to continue, we can stop right now. - she concluded.

Tav paused again, giving the tiefling time to consider her words and make a decision.

Rolan raised his hand in protest:

— What, and miss such an opportunity? Hell, no! I initiated this myself and I intend to see it through. - He realised that he had been taken onto a rather unexpected merry-go-round of events, but it was impossible to leave.

After a moment's hesitation, he emptied the goblet, wiped his chin and stood still, waiting for the potion to take effect.

There was a tension in the air, filled with unspoken words and unseen thoughts. Every corner of his mind was reaching for hidden phrases, ready to burst out like birds from a cage - if only a question were asked.

Rolan wiped his forehead with his sleeve and, risking the check effects of the drink, said:

— Anyway, I think you've done an incredible job just for me, and it's amazing. You put so much effort into the preparation," he said, feeling his tongue becoming less and less obedient and the effects of the serum becoming more and more noticeable, - Lorroakan would never have done anything like this. I'm really impressed. But that doesn't change the fact that I'm saddened by your mistrust. - He rubbed his forehead carefully with his fingers, trying to get used to the idea that his mouth now belonged only to his mind, which was almost impossible to stop. - I must say, you look absolutely ravishing today. I can't take my eyes off you, no matter how hard I try. And...

— Great, thank you, Rolan - Tav interrupted the flow of his drifting thoughts, but he continued to babble quietly with a frown on his face.

Done! The dosage of the ingredients had been calculated correctly and the serum began to work quickly and effectively. As expected, the Archmage could not resist its effects for long. Tav received the first open compliment from the Typhling since they had met. Well, the truth serum was a tool that had never failed before. Now we can begin.

She shifted her posture and sat on her knees, moving closer to him:

— Still, extracting your ulterior motives can be a painful process. But I've had a worm removed from my own brain, so I can imagine what it's like. If it gets unbearable, just give me a sign. I'm here for you. Know that you're entering a realm where there are no rules or mistakes. There are no ethics, morals, shame or judgement. Shall we begin?

Rolan was still master of this tower, but no longer master of his own language. But he was neither hysterical nor panicked. Tav had mixed the ingredients skilfully. Or was it just that he trusted her so much?

— We've been through a lot together. You know I would trust you with my life. - It was dangerous to question herself now, to think more. Just shut up if you don't want to embarrass yourself,' the tiefling thought, aware of the futility of these thoughts.

— Good. What are you thinking about, why can't you concentrate on your instinctive charms?

— Because that door is locked right now — he replied, sucking in air convulsively. - I have an emotionally sucking life life, Tav. I don't even have any feelings to put into a spell. You need to know the truth, to know what's inside me, but there's no comfort in that truth. All you'll find is not even pain, it's just... Emptiness.

Of course, she could guess how miserable he felt after all they'd been through. It became clearer to her what the reason for the lack of concentration was. Well, there was something to work with.

— There's no door we can't open. Right? Even for the dead, there's more than just emptiness here. - Tav had to sharpen all her mental faculties to analyse Rolan's words and choose the best solution to support him. - So how did you get under a layer so thick that nothing can penetrate it?

— I fought for so long, all my life, to stay alive. But one day I was truly afraid, ever since the day Elturel fell. And I forced myself to believe that nothing mattered, absolutely nothing. - Rolan struggled with each word, and despite the soothing herbs, he began to pound.

As he spoke, his hands suddenly moved, as if he were fumbling for something. He looked around in confusion, as if realising his own actions:

— When you don't care, when you have nothing to lose, nothing to gain, no matter what happens around you, whether it's a teacher beating you or your congeners dying every day, you don't care, you don't care! Everything changes, nothing stays the same. You realise that when your house literally falls into the underworld.

Rolan sighed slowly, struggling to control himself, and at that moment his hands gripped the old carpet on the floor.

— But I had to hold on, if only for the sake of my family, and I hide all my feelings to avoid the shock. Everything became a sham. And I was sucked into a container called 'Nothing'.

He finished his confession, stood up and turned away from Tav to hide the tears of self-pity.

"Poor traumatised soul," Tav thought. - He kept it all to himself. He kept playing the part of the important Archmage, and even when it was over, so as not to frighten his family, he didn't tell them. Didn't hug them. Didn't cry. Didn't go through the pain. He hadn't told anyone yet, and he was alone in this airless, galactic solitude. His limping past still nipping at his heels".

She stood face to face with him. She took his hot hand in hers, felt his trembling and thought of a way to get him out.

— Hey, it's over, remember? You and your family are safe, the goblins defeated, the Illithids destroyed. You've got a new home and you're doing what you've always dreamed of doing. Think about it. You can't bring back and fix the past, you're here now, but you've buried yourself and it's dragging you down.

He just looked at her grimly and nodded slowly, confirming her understanding without words.

— I used to think pain was worse too. The eternal torture. I thought that was the worst. When the world falls apart and the people you love die... But as long as you're conscious, it's still better, isn't it? Better than feeling nothing, than just falling into the darkness and shutting yourself off forever.

He put his other hand in hers, pressing their palms together and intertwining their fingers, as if looking for support and encouragement. "Was she ever this close?" - Rolan thought. "Does a Tiefling's skin have to be so hot?" - Tav wondered.

— Do you want to stop now? - she inquired, seeing his confusion.

— No, Tav. No. This emptiness is pressing down on me, but I can't find a way out. It can be so hard. It's too hard to breathe... And I just want to scream my head off.

— You can scream now. We were there together, Rolan, I know. I'm here with you. You don't have to carry it inside yourself and endure it yourself. The weight could break your back. Don't carry it alone. - she caressed his hands, conveying her support and warmth.

Tav hugged him tightly and he rested his head on her shoulder and burst into tears. He screamed and cried and she comforted him, repeating that everything was all right now. He held her back with such force that her flesh signalled her pain.

— You're not alone. That's it. Breathe. Remember? Dragon breath: inhale deeply through the nose, hold it and exhale powerfully through the mouth to release.

— I'm trying to wake up... I'm afraid I'll sleep all my life and die... Let me live and feel for at least an hour... I don't even know if this madness is really happening...

— Give it to me, all your madness. Let it go quickly, before you drown. - A tear rolled down Tav's cheek.

They cried and screamed together, then laughed at their swollen faces. They began to play like children, hitting each other with pillows and shouting: "Hey, look, I'm a mind flayer!" And when they had played and cleaned themselves up, they collapsed back on their pillows and drank their usual soothing green tea.

#bg3 rolan #holy rolan empire #rolan x tav #bg3 fanfiction #tiefling #rolan nation #baldur's gate 3 #truth serum #hugs #fanfic #bg3 fic #drama #fantasy

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barbwillbrb · 9 months ago

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I can’t finish my wips because folks keep posting Rolan in pretty slutty modded fits and I just wanna play Barbie with him.

Welp, more wips it is.

#bg3 rolan #bg3 thoughts #off doodling this dork in a pretty dress

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arczism · 7 months ago

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AAAAA THANK YOU OMG SO HAPPY YOU LIKE HIM :DDDD

Another masterpiece from @arczism

#i just noticed the notif D:#reflection like i kiss i love it :D #thnak you for supporting my art <3 #and slutty rolan!!#we're both grateful #hehehe <3

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pretzel-the-frogtopus · 2 years ago

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Rolan is my favourite BitB PC but I think I’ve reblogged the most content of Kian, purely because people keep drawing him in slutty queer outfits. Why must my boi have the most boring design in existence 😭

#lunar lullabies #jrwi blood in the bayou

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rainbow-feather-22 · 7 years ago

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So in light of Will Roland playing Jeremy Heere...

Katlyn Carlson as Chloe: So Jenna Rolan said that Madeline told Jake: “I’ll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool. And then she lost as pool. Deliberately.

Lauren Marcus as Brooke: That is so awesome.

Katlyn Carlson as Chloe: Brooke!

Lauren Marcus as Brooke: I mean slutty!

Will Roland as Jeremy: *visibly sweating in the background, fighting back the urge to scream “Kinky!”*

#as you can tell I am very excited #I know this isn't as funny as I think it is I just make memes when I really love something #but yEAH the revival is looking amazing!#will roland #katlyn carlson #lauren marcus #jeremy heere #brooke lohst #chloe valentine #bmc #bmc revival #be more chill #be more chill revival #theater life

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connors-markus · 7 years ago

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highlights of the bmc soundtrack

iM waitin’ for my porno to load

gOOdmorning, time to start the day

uck, god, i wish i had the skill

I DONT WaNNA BE A HeeeeROOO

so jenna rolan said that madeline told jake “i’ll only have sEx with you if beat me at pool”, and then she lost at pool... deliberately

i mean slutty,,,

iM TELLING THE STORY, JENNA

DONT TOUCH ME, TALL ASS

oh, i shouldn’t say

it’s a sign up for the after school play!!! ... ,,, it’s a sign up sheet for getting called gay

i hang a left and there’s,,, christiiiiiiiineeeeee

my mack daddy game couldn’t be more limp

I DONT WaNNA BE A BAAAAAALLEEER

michael!!!

the roll was negimaki and i’m feelin kinda cocky cause the girl at sev elev gave me a generous poooooour

OH, i’m listenin to marley

how was class? you look like ass. what’s wrong?

WHICH MEANS THERES NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME IN HISTORY TO BE A LOOOSEEEEER

still not gonna be the cool guy,,, just more the one who’s left out. of all the characters at school, i am not the one who the stooory’s about

IF THIS WAS AN APOCALYPSE, I WOULD NOT NEED ANY TIPS, ON HOW TO STAY ALIVE

but since the zombie army’s yet to desend, and the period is going to end

i love play rehearsal, because it’s the best!!! because it is fun

i love play rehearsal, and i get depressed as soon as it’s done

butnotdepressedasinlikekillyourselfdepressed

iiiiiiits just so universaaaaaal

fRESHMAN YEAR

good times would only,,, sooooooore by

i was GROSS

I WAS hopeless, hopeless, i was hElpless, helpless.

YOU ARE helpless, helpless. you are ALMOST hopeless

ITS FROM JAPAAAAAAN

FIND THE BAD GUY, PUSH HIM ASIDE, THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE

CAUSE GUYS LIKE US ARE COOOOOL IN COLLEGE

but we’re noooot in college

hello?

son?

JEREMYYYYYYYY

paaaause

you knOw that you are my faaaavorite person

that little chuckle michael does like he’s in love yeah that

FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE *DODODODODODODODODODODO* THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE

wwwwwwwwwwait. i’m fine, i just— discomfort level may increase

i saw it in the window and i couldn’t dismiss

i was dating a girl, and she had a shirt just like this

it’s still PAINfull— it’s still paaaAAinfull

CAUSE SHE CHEATED ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hey. hamlet. be. more. chill.

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKberrrrryyyyyyyy

,,,still not gonna be the coool guy, just maybe not so left out

ccccmon, ccccmon, go— OW

that guy iiiiiiis,,, JAKE.

WE COULD GET ALL SPORTY AND PLAY CRICKET, OR GET A FORTY, AND JUST KICK IT

IM LIVIN THE UPGRADE (upgrade)

made sure to a get a size a lot too tight

you can kind of see my business but i’ll act like i don’t know!

whOS READY FOR MY HALLOWEEN PARTYYYY

just jake dillinger in general

GOD, what kind of slut do you think i am?

GET INSIDE MY DIAPER BOY

we arent gonna talk about michael in the bathroom oK

OMG chlo, answer me, woah, wait until i tell you what I heard

it’s too FUCKED to type this SHIT is ripe

call back! i’ll tell you every word

jenna rolan calling?

uck, jenna rolan calling

jenna rolan calling!

hey

OHMYGODOHMYGOD ok so

did you see rich?

oh i saw rich 😏😏

shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy

right, but he wasn’t drunk

the hell you say, jenna

no, he wasn’t drunk

the hell you say, jenna

no!

cause you’re my closest friend!

no i’m not

yeah, i know

RICH SET A FIRE AND HE BURNED DOWN THE HOUSE

wOAOOOOAOAH

and also space and frowny face imsorrythajeremymadeoutwithmeatthepartyitwastotallyhisfaultletsneverletguyscomebetweenusagain smily face, lipstick, kitty paw

hey

we cool?

we are

then i invaded, aND you upgraded.

wOOOOAH

beep boop beep boop

just the whole pants song

MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE

two player game reprise

i know what you’re doing, michael. i know what EVERYONES doing.

you gotta buy her a rose, compliment her on her clothes

tell her that you appreciate that she’s smart

you gotta tell her that she excites you sexually

i’ll throw you a rope home slice if you need some dope advice

#be more chill #bmc #jeremy heere #michael mell #jake dillinger #rich goranski #brooke lohst #chloe valentine #jenna rolan #christine canigula #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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