#slurrrp

[cokicito]

Yall need to collectively come and restrain me, I'm having such bad thoughts rn

[mechs-incorrect-quotes]

The Toy Soldier: What kind of tea is that?

Ashes: Oh, this isn’t tea. I just boiled some spgatorade.

The Toy Soldier:

WHY IS THERE SO MANY TEA ONES also spgatorade has me wheezing

[bugboioli23]

The Megatron image/fic has gotten kinda out of hand,, I promise I’m working on posts

[kandidandi]

ok but like what if i hugged you and gave you soup and then kised your forehead

i would love you forever and ever

[psychopomp-reborn]

Water is just the blood of Ymir

And it's delicious

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

[garrier-du-bois]

[patchthemedic]

ok big day today: went to town. got ingredients for two, count em, two special dishes. sent a vital email. gave myself a final deadline for my paper in said email. nausea defeated [for today, can't wait for that to stop!]. Word irrevocably fucked up the formatting of my CV so im finally fixing that by redoing it on another program. if the CV goes quickly i might get those data tables finished today instead of tomorrow. ehh -_-"

really doin my best to get a bunch done in case we lose power tomorrow or friday :T very tired.

[puff-the-bunny]

HELLO PUFF!!!!! 💥💥💥💥 jumpscare of Ace in your inbox once again because it has been a while. hopefully you are well!!!! the critter, the Guy (certified Mikeko mention) that lives in my room is also doing well because he just got: Singular Blueberry. guinea pig win. he is losing his WHOLE mind about it and it's so important to him

how are you doing... it is about to be time to devour the ancient attorney game again over here (MISSING RYUNOSUKE NARUHODO. MY FRIEND RYUNOSUKE NARUHODO) and besides this HC birthdays for AA4 have still been buzzing around my brain and backflipping in there (nice thing)! I love to think about this it is like brain candy. admittedly Trucy and Valant were getting first pick out of slight bias so options formed swifter but the others have been fun and I care about them all exponentially. thought about putting Kristoph's birthday in National Poison Prevention Week. the dates fluctuate and therefore this may not work. it was however a thought

hope you enjoyed Ace brain rambles. Puff brain rambles are also quite silly and a partial motive for appearance PLEASE feel free to unleash such things no matter how small or extensive

SHIMMY SHIMMY HIIIIII ACE !!!!! I'm actually doing pretty good, and it's a pleasure to have you in my inbox 💥💥💥

And wow, I thought I was doing good, but I think Mikeko soundly has my beat there. I mean, what, a work day with my friends where we all bantered versus... One singular blueberry? Woof, tough competition!!

I'M GLAD YOU'RE HAVING FUN!!!! I also love this initial phrasing which, to me, read like he was a missing animal... Please has anyone seen my pet Ryunosuke Naruhodo... He's about my size and he begs for chipotle off the grill please... Also how does it feel to be the smartest and cleverest person in the world ???? So much thought behind it all, absolutely genius behavior tbh!!!

AND OFC these asks are very valuable to me 💥💥💥!!! I deliberately left this one to answer after work so I'd have something concrete to look forward to NYEHWJJDJE as for MYYY brain thoughts... Outside going crazy about my books, one of my friends got me into this silly Gacha game and I AM A DIFFERENT MAN. I spent like 3 whole days grinding... I was starting to hallucinate the gameplay falling asleep cause of the GRIND... Didn't even end up getting my son, but HOO BOY!!!! Everyone's lucky I have a server to go wild in cause I was pleading with the universe that whole time NYAHSJJS

[korncest]

:3

it’s okay cuz i’ll start acting even MORE gay!! kissing you rn.. if you feel a gentle breeze it’s me 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩!!

[solpng]

i'm really too old to be risking my life w kirkland brand alcohol

[localcanadiancreature62]

HES BEING PUPPETED BY HIS BOSS AHAHHAHA LMAOOO

PANEL HIGHLIGHTS

If Dipper were the one in a bubble instead of Mabel, his ideal world would be him and Ford starring in an x-files type show (with Dipper being the smarter one lmao). Mabel would have rescued Dipper just like he did her

Bill watches The Duchess Approves

He can’t tell us specifically if Dip and Mabe’s parents are divorced but he was talking about how his own parents are and he and Ariel stayed with their great aunt while the divorce was happening soooo

All of this part about Stan’s dreams https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFxdxmDK/

Alex just giving a kid a free copy of TBOB just because

Alex wearing this fucking thing

[trendywaifus]

ok, but i just KNOW zhu would be just a whimpering mess after you’re between her thighs ravaging her with your tongue after a long day of work 😩😩

righttt!! like lemme spoil you!

one evening after a long day of work, zhu yuan walks through the door with knitted brows, soft frown on her lips, and a tired look present in her usual determined face. you knew right then and there that you had to take care of your wife after she worked so hard.

so here you are, buried between her legs, been doing nothing but eating her pretty pussy for the past hour. zhu yuan’s a quivering mess, producing all the most angelic whines and whimpers she can muster. your slimy tongue swipes down her sloppy folds, before swerving it in every direction and down her drippy slit. you hold onto the underside of her firm thighs while you make out with her puffy entrance,

slurrrp!

a strangled whine claws from zhu yuan’s throat, shaky hips lifting off the mattress to move away from your filthy mouth but you chase after her. “ stay still, big girl. i can’t give her some loving while you’re moving around. “ you mutter, spreading her folds with two fingers before running your tongue flat against her pussy. she grips the crumbled sheets so hard, her knuckles turn ivory white. one of many whines leaves her as you press hot kisses to her abused clit and sucked on it.

“ t’s too much, hnngh. .” she whimpers, retraining herself from closing her thighs around your head as a reflex and potentially hurting you. you hum, lapping up the juices leaking from her hole. “ you can take it, you always do, pumpkin. here, hold my hand. “

you offer her a hand, she’s hesitant to take it. “ a-are you sure? m-my reflexes. .”

“ i’m sure. your reflexes won’t stop me from comforting you. “ and she takes it, tentative fingers intertwining with yours firmly.

not even like five minutes later, she cums hard and gives your hand a bone crushing squeeze.

“ baby, baby���m-my hand! “

“a-ah, i’m so sorry! “

you were left with a broken hand but at least your wife was well taken care of, right?

[ahbasta09]

i was told u in server soooooooo

:)

are your rlly- just confirming-

:D!!

*SLURRRP* ty :]

Wat-

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: scraping my tongue across shale's rockussy like crrrunch ccrrunch crrrunchh SNAP squelch squelch slurrrp

[hoosier-fox]

0o0

bruh