#slurrrp

[cokicito]

Yall need to collectively come and restrain me, I'm having such bad thoughts rn

[mechs-incorrect-quotes]

The Toy Soldier: What kind of tea is that?

Ashes: Oh, this isn’t tea. I just boiled some spgatorade.

The Toy Soldier:

WHY IS THERE SO MANY TEA ONES also spgatorade has me wheezing

[bugboioli23]

The Megatron image/fic has gotten kinda out of hand,, I promise I’m working on posts

[kandidandi]

ok but like what if i hugged you and gave you soup and then kised your forehead

i would love you forever and ever

[psychopomp-reborn]

Water is just the blood of Ymir

And it's delicious

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

[garrier-du-bois]

[freakyfrogmoisturethief]

call me the joker in that one ai-generated batman script because “I am such a freak”

[pervertwhore]

:3

it’s okay cuz i’ll start acting even MORE gay!! kissing you rn.. if you feel a gentle breeze it’s me 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩!!

[solpng]

i'm really too old to be risking my life w kirkland brand alcohol

[trendywaifus]

ok, but i just KNOW zhu would be just a whimpering mess after you’re between her thighs ravaging her with your tongue after a long day of work 😩😩

righttt!! like lemme spoil you!

one evening after a long day of work, zhu yuan walks through the door with knitted brows, soft frown on her lips, and a tired look present in her usual determined face. you knew right then and there that you had to take care of your wife after she worked so hard.

so here you are, buried between her legs, been doing nothing but eating her pretty pussy for the past hour. zhu yuan’s a quivering mess, producing all the most angelic whines and whimpers she can muster. your slimy tongue swipes down her sloppy folds, before swerving it in every direction and down her drippy slit. you hold onto the underside of her firm thighs while you make out with her puffy entrance,

slurrrp!

a strangled whine claws from zhu yuan’s throat, shaky hips lifting off the mattress to move away from your filthy mouth but you chase after her. “ stay still, big girl. i can’t give her some loving while you’re moving around. “ you mutter, spreading her folds with two fingers before running your tongue flat against her pussy. she grips the crumbled sheets so hard, her knuckles turn ivory white. one of many whines leaves her as you press hot kisses to her abused clit and sucked on it.

“ t’s too much, hnngh. .” she whimpers, retraining herself from closing her thighs around your head as a reflex and potentially hurting you. you hum, lapping up the juices leaking from her hole. “ you can take it, you always do, pumpkin. here, hold my hand. “

you offer her a hand, she’s hesitant to take it. “ a-are you sure? m-my reflexes. .”

“ i’m sure. your reflexes won’t stop me from comforting you. “ and she takes it, tentative fingers intertwining with yours firmly.

not even like five minutes later, she cums hard and gives your hand a bone crushing squeeze.

“ baby, baby—m-my hand! “

“a-ah, i’m so sorry! “

you were left with a broken hand but at least your wife was well taken care of, right?

[localcanadiancreature62]

HES BEING PUPPETED BY HIS BOSS AHAHHAHA LMAOOO

PANEL HIGHLIGHTS

If Dipper were the one in a bubble instead of Mabel, his ideal world would be him and Ford starring in an x-files type show (with Dipper being the smarter one lmao). Mabel would have rescued Dipper just like he did her

Bill watches The Duchess Approves

He can’t tell us specifically if Dip and Mabe’s parents are divorced but he was talking about how his own parents are and he and Ariel stayed with their great aunt while the divorce was happening soooo

All of this part about Stan’s dreams https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTFxdxmDK/

Alex just giving a kid a free copy of TBOB just because

Alex wearing this fucking thing

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: scraping my tongue across shale's rockussy like crrrunch ccrrunch crrrunchh SNAP squelch squelch slurrrp

[dollivication]

ok auuhhhhh am i the only one who thinks lady would just wear a towel around her waist after a shower that practically doesn't cover her😭

also uh i like to think she has a happy trail and is hairy you guys cant stop me

and dolly ive gotten into dickgirl fever vro

THE FICKING POCTURE LFMAOAOAOAA she lets everything hang!!! i think it’s beauttifyl slurrrp….

also also yes yew are rite… she has a happy trail definitely my GODDDghhh… if not at least a hairy heaven.. a hairven….. i wanna drown in it so bad…..

girlcock lady FACEFUCKS she is HUNG idontcare what ANYWAN says waif has PENIS for DAYS (her being even bigger than dante would make me giggle actually LMFAOOOOOsfff)

[ffiahh]

i feel as though sevika likes big nipples like- slurrrp, bullseye!

[hoosier-fox]

0o0

bruh