#slurrrp

[cokicito]

Yall need to collectively come and restrain me, I'm having such bad thoughts rn

[mechs-incorrect-quotes]

The Toy Soldier: What kind of tea is that?

Ashes: Oh, this isn’t tea. I just boiled some spgatorade.

The Toy Soldier:

WHY IS THERE SO MANY TEA ONES also spgatorade has me wheezing

[bugboioli23]

The Megatron image/fic has gotten kinda out of hand,, I promise I’m working on posts

[kandidandi]

ok but like what if i hugged you and gave you soup and then kised your forehead

i would love you forever and ever

[garrier-du-bois]

[patchthemedic]

ok big day today: went to town. got ingredients for two, count em, two special dishes. sent a vital email. gave myself a final deadline for my paper in said email. nausea defeated [for today, can't wait for that to stop!]. Word irrevocably fucked up the formatting of my CV so im finally fixing that by redoing it on another program. if the CV goes quickly i might get those data tables finished today instead of tomorrow. ehh -_-"

really doin my best to get a bunch done in case we lose power tomorrow or friday :T very tired.

[sirenhub]

:3

it’s okay cuz i’ll start acting even MORE gay!! kissing you rn.. if you feel a gentle breeze it’s me 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩!!

[solpng]

i'm really too old to be risking my life w kirkland brand alcohol

[kdyism]

back on my shounen battle manga era!

[trendywaifus]

ok, but i just KNOW zhu would be just a whimpering mess after you’re between her thighs ravaging her with your tongue after a long day of work 😩😩

righttt!! like lemme spoil you!

one evening after a long day of work, zhu yuan walks through the door with knitted brows, soft frown on her lips, and a tired look present in her usual determined face. you knew right then and there that you had to take care of your wife after she worked so hard.

so here you are, buried between her legs, been doing nothing but eating her pretty pussy for the past hour. zhu yuan’s a quivering mess, producing all the most angelic whines and whimpers she can muster. your slimy tongue swipes down her sloppy folds, before swerving it in every direction and down her drippy slit. you hold onto the underside of her firm thighs while you make out with her puffy entrance,

slurrrp!

a strangled whine claws from zhu yuan’s throat, shaky hips lifting off the mattress to move away from your filthy mouth but you chase after her. “ stay still, big girl. i can’t give her some loving while you’re moving around. “ you mutter, spreading her folds with two fingers before running your tongue flat against her pussy. she grips the crumbled sheets so hard, her knuckles turn ivory white. one of many whines leaves her as you press hot kisses to her abused clit and sucked on it.

“ t’s too much, hnngh. .” she whimpers, retraining herself from closing her thighs around your head as a reflex and potentially hurting you. you hum, lapping up the juices leaking from her hole. “ you can take it, you always do, pumpkin. here, hold my hand. “

you offer her a hand, she’s hesitant to take it. “ a-are you sure? m-my reflexes. .”

“ i’m sure. your reflexes won’t stop me from comforting you. “ and she takes it, tentative fingers intertwining with yours firmly.

not even like five minutes later, she cums hard and gives your hand a bone crushing squeeze.

“ baby, baby—m-my hand! “

“a-ah, i’m so sorry! “

you were left with a broken hand but at least your wife was well taken care of, right?

[hopeisour4letteredword]

healthy workplace environment (ID under cut)

[ID 1: A four-panel comic depicting Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies characters colored in white with pink shading. Panel 1- Blue background. Clay Terran, shown from the hips up, has his arms tucked behind his back and is smiling with a mostly cheerful but very slightly nervous expression. He stands over Solomon Starbuck, who is seated with a steaming mug. Clay speaks a text post by tumblr user jame7t, which reads, “Hey man is it cool if I poison you?” to which Starbuck speaks tumblr user cryptotheism’s reply “No.” Panel 2- Blue background. Starbuck lifts his mug to his mouth, closing his eyes to take a drink accompanied by a SLURRRP. Panel 3- Blue to green gradient background. Starbuck opens his eyes to look into his mug with a confused expression, still holding the mug to his mouth. His speech bubble reads, “??” Panel 4- Light to darker green gradient background. Starbuck, now visibly concerned, lowers his mug and looks back at Clay. Starbuck is green in the cheeks and surrounded by swirlies and popped bubbles to indicate sickness. He speaks cryptotheism’s follow-up response post, which reads, “Why am I taking damage.” Clay, now beaming with closed eyes, shares jame7t’s reply, which says, “teehee.” ID 2: A two-panel comic depicting Dual Destinies characters colored in white. At the top, across both panels, is a post by tumblr user toskarin that reads, “[on my main blog] lmao yeah right as if I’m afraid of the moon [logging onto my moon fear blog] moon’s been creepy lately.” It has been turned into a speech bubble for Bobby Fulbright in both panels. In the first panel, Fulbright is saluting with one hand on his hip, beaming and sparkling. There are some small sweatdrops on one cheek. Rays of blue stripes emit from him in the background to emphasize his shining bravery. Starbuck stands in the background, twiddling his fingers and looking bemused. This panel is shaded with light blue. In the second panel, Fulbright is slumped forward in apparent agony, bracing his head against one forearm and clenching his other hand in a claw-like shape. His eyes are completely obscured by his orange glasses, and his upper face is shadowed in grey. In the background, Clay is passing by, looking over his shoulder at Fulbright suspiciously. This panel has a blue-grey to dark grey gradient background. /End ID]

[ffiahh]

i feel as though sevika likes big nipples like- slurrrp, bullseye!

[cute-girls-from-vns-anime-manga]

Senpai go slurrrp

[dirtybiowareconfessions]

Confession: scraping my tongue across shale's rockussy like crrrunch ccrrunch crrrunchh SNAP squelch squelch slurrrp

[intrigd-voyagr]

I'm gonna drink from the code river. slurrrp slurp