#slurpslurpslurp

[kandidandi]

i think eating soup would make everything better

[couch-house]

draw beepo. one hundred times.

[im-an-anthusiast]

*Filling your ask box with salt circles*

oooh who put all this salt out *slurpslurpslurp*

[rbvcdeluxe]

the cinderellas castle drink. ya print a cinderellas castle pic and then put it in a blender with some water for enrichment and then u put it in a cup and go slurpslurpslurp

[maze-of-sweets]

i want this volcano to erupt so fucking bad. you guys have no idea how bad i want to see lava for real life. real natural lava. I NEED TO DRINK IT. I NEED TO DIGEST IT. SLURPSLURPSLURP MMMM YUMMY SOUP.

[prilita]

slurpslurpslurp aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah~❤️

[definitely-not-a-plant]

slourpp slurpslurpslurp giveme ur sooouupp

Bothersome creature

[videodrxme]

Did you know having sex with an angel isn't a sin? You can suck on her fat girthy cock and so long as you say grace before doing so, it's perfectly fine!

This is all to say you should suck an angel off today.

thank god i needed angel cock today thank you god for this meal amen *SLURPSLURPSLURP*

[harrycollins]

sounding more and more like a mindflayer... :p yes, do examine his brain! consume it. *hands you a boba tea straw*

SLURPSLURPSLURP I would suck him dry

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

Yeah I can do nanami for you hehehe. I think all his wet dreams of your start similarly: you in nothing but an apron being his cute little housewife, and he doesn't know why you're there offering him a plate of cookies with one hand and unbuttoning his pants with the other, but how could he complain? He lets dream you whip his cock out and push him down onto the couch to hump him all pretty, just rubbin your pussy up and down his shaft and getting it all wet. You make the most sinful sounds for him and beg him to make you gush and he's so desperately hard when he flips you over and starts grinding into you wet pussy. When you're screaming his name and telling him how you're about to cum all over him when he wakes up, humping his mattress in his sleep, and he lets out a choked noise of frustration when he feels his orgasm slip away from him. Has to go get off in the shower because it's the only thing as wet as you are 💔

Hold on, lemme get a headband, gotta keep my hair back when i go down on you as thanks for writing this for me sksksk

[chartreuxcatz]

I need chicken noodle sooouuup 🤧

[official-osha]

slurpslurpslurp

what kinda chemicals did you put in this thing

[@official-osha]

snniffsniff oughhhhh hey i think im.

whyats happening over here

Oh hello! Nothing abnormal is happening here other than people insisting that British people exist

[brrntsoda]

i eat everything with hotsauce. pizza, coochie, chicken wings... you name it.

[thegartenofeaten]

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Hot or cold @afuri_karakurenai hits the spot 🍜🌶🤤 #noodles #noodlesincup #spicy #springtime #carbloading #tasty #japanese #nissin #afuriramen #eat #slurpslurpslurp #yummy https://www.instagram.com/p/CTThk1Nlv-b/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jo3mm]

Coooocoooooooooocoooooooooooo

[curious-rabbit-photography]

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So, we went on an excursion to @doghouseaustralia today. I had my first ever dogachinos. Lactose free and delicious #dogachino #doghousecafe #samoyed #goldenretriever #finnthesamriever #goldensammy #samriever #bestdayever #slurpslurpslurp #iphone6 #melbourne #baysidedogownersgroup #dogsofmelbourne #baysidedogsmelbourne #baysidedogowners (at Doghouse Cafe Collingwood)