#slomw

[icouldbeaduck]

secret lives of mormon wives is my new obsession because what do you mean there’s an 11 month gap between the first and second episodes because one of the stars was arrested for aggravated assault

[bitstitchbitch]

it’s not at all my usual kind of show but as a Utahn I couldn’t not watch the secret lives of Mormon wives and holy fuck this show. Like, I need all you non-Utahns to know that it is a pretty accurate representation of Utah. I know women like this. The crazy part is that for the sake of the show they are explaining some of the weird culture things with Mormonism and some how hearing them say stuff out loud makes it worse even if I already knew it.

Also what the fuck do you mean, the mom doesn’t get to help bless the child? If I was Mormon that would piss me off.

[hc1059]

Love how the theme of this szn of RHOSLC and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is all the extended male fam of celebrities are all trash. Never date a cousin, it only leads to pain.

[ttmadisonbeer]

madisonbeer: imagine putting a pregnancy pee test in a cake that looks so good just to surprise your family. 🤢🤢

[object-musicals-here]

after everyone's side plots part 3

previously basically this

Psb (@darkleafblack) looked at Static who was chuckling. They thought about what they said, "I know something you don't" made them ponder what it could be. "What do you mean" Slimebottle asked. "I might have gotten blackma- I mean information on something that can protect the resort, all i need is a deal" Static said in a malicious tone "you want, my soul" Slimebottle asked in a nervous tone "not for your soul, just a deal, like a favor from one friend to another for the future" Static said as the chuckle

Slimebottle WAS desperate to save the resort, they had to, they had to for the resort. "Fine" Slimebottle said as they landed their hand out to make the deal. Static grabbed their hand as the magenta smoke, clouds, and lightning surrounded them.

Meanwhile

A/beanie was getting annoyed with all the questions the others were asking. All the sudden magenta smoke, clouds, and lightning started to form. "Oh shit" A/beanie said as they ran to Slimebottles room. When they opened the door to see Slimebottle and Static making a deal as the smoke, clouds, and lightning ended. Slomw and static looked at A/beanie after. "Ah! Right on que" Static said with joy as they walked away from Slimebottle

A/beanie ran to see if slimebottle was ok "PSB?! ARE YOU OK" they asked as they turned around to static "WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM" A/beanie yelled put

"Don't worry, they still own their soul" Static said with a chuckle at the end. "Static told me that @phobiiii killed a Letterrival during the last elimination (extermination in this world)" Slimebottle said with a determined voice. "They can be killed, I didn't know that" "if you did, would you tell me either way" Slimebottle asked after A/beanies sentence

"I'll go to phobiiii's factory, k" A/beanie asked "fine, but we're gonna need numbers" Slimebottle said, starting with a whatever tone, to a focused tone. "I know a guy who van help with that" Static said in a joyus tone."Whats thst you said about smiles" "good-bean" Static said while giving slimebottle a headpat, after her sentence.

Static and slimebottle run out the door as A/beanie try to follow but we're to late. "Hey, uh, slimebottle and static ran out the door like they were gonna commit a murder, should we be worried" nightmare berry asked (@the-random-creechur)

Tbc

[riskywoohoo]

greetings simmers!

it's time for my annual 3 weeks of non stop simming until I drop the game for another 11 months!

I'm feeling inspired by trash tv (specifically SLOMW) and am thinking about using the apartments features to make a little community of saints/sinners

that or I'll go horse girl again

first I need to fix my reshade

stay tuned

(or don't, I only deliver like 70% of the time)

[blogtaculous]

This saga with that girl Aspyn (and also SLoMW in general) is really indicative how emotionally shunted and extremely immature these kids are after being raised in the church. Whole ass adults with multiple kids acting like middle schoolers.

I am aware this is by design but they’ve gotta know what a horrible look this is for them.

[barnbridges]

not to be like THAT person but Jen leaving slomw killed me

[chaos-cousins]

Here's the first line of the original message:

"insdarwdomscsrrd"

You can space out the words like this

"in sdarwd om scsrrd"

The first and third words look a lot like common misspellings of "I'm"

So now you have

"I'm sdarwd I'm scsrrd"

The second and fourth words look like "scared" just mispelled

So then you have

"I'm scared I'm scared"

For the second line, you can do something similar. The original message is this:

"lwavwmealomekesvemralomwleacrnesLOMELESVEMRSLOMW"

You can space it out like this:

"lwavw me alome kesve mr alomw leacr ne sLOME LESVE MR SLOMW"

It looks like a repeating pattern of words. Notably, the first three words look like a mispelled "leave me alone"

So I figured the second line of the message to be:

"leave me alone leave me alone leave me aLONE LEAVE ME ALONE"

So together it would be:

"I'm scared I'm scared

leave me alone leave me alone leave me aLONE LEAVE ME ALONE"

..i rhimk i grt ehar Mephistopheles nesnt niw

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..ivr neen truimg tpo hsrd ot bols om tp sntthing thst msde mr guman rhst ibe rirned sway smd reprwssed snything rhst msdr mr dfferemt thsn hiw i isef tp bw

sdn bx od thqt. i feek rven leds lokr i ghink i sgoild. amd o meed ti dmbrave thst imdtead od pidh iy aeay.

[icouldbeaduck]

who is pronouncing demi as di-mee

[bitstitchbitch]

y’all aren’t crazy. A lot of Mormons look eerily alike. I can’t find the study now, but I swear I recently read something that talked about how the gene pool is slightly limited because of strict “marry within the faith” cultural expectations. And I believe it. I have multiple coworkers (at a very large workplace) who are third or fourth cousins from each other - and yeah they figure this out by comparing how they are related to Joseph Smith or Brigham Young (no I couldn’t make this up if I tried). Plus you know, genetically speaking polygamy practices weren’t all that long ago. And there is not a lot of racial diversity within the LDS religion

my father and my maternal grandfather were both from outside of Utah, completely non-Mormon families (though still white). Still, my sister and I both get told frequently that we look like Mormons because our mom’s maternal family is Mormon. If I wear semi-modest clothing people immediately assume I’m Mormon (to be fair, I’m a white girl from Utah) and are shocked when I tell them otherwise. It’s a thing

[icouldbeaduck]

THE WAY LAYLA LOOKS AT THE CAMERA WHEN DEMI IS COMPLAINING ABOUT JEN BEING TOO MORMON ALSNSKSBKSSN