#slightly ooc maybe

[the-hunted]

mostly ship memes :>

[humans-are-tasty]

[kaiisgenshinantics]

kinich getting possessed somehow and ajaw panicking getting SO pissed off that somebody DARES to take the body he was promised and goes specifically out of his way to save "drag kinich's sorry ass out of that situation" and realizing he got attached kind of doesnt want him dead is tolerating kinich a little more

[onyx6o6]

Sometimes hyperfixations combine in the weirdest ways

Edit: I made a short sequel

[antipathy-arsonist]

he thought some romantic shit was happening but actually hanks just got gun austim

[likethexan]

Headcanon: Ares, even as a young boy, always loses his fights with his warrior-inclined family members. He can best Enyo purely on the fact that he’s older and at least finished his sword and spar training, but he is defeated next to the likes of Athena, Apollo, Nike, Kratos, and even his own Mother and Father. To boost his son’s confidence, Zeus sometimes weakens himself intentionally and lets Ares win. In every time he bests him, Ares becomes more and more sure of himself. And one day, Zeus doesn’t even have to pretend as his son is molded into the strong soldier he knew he was.

[abhorrentapple]

in the bunker, dean is forcing everyone (even the archangels) to put away the christmas decorations.

he knows they can just snap it out of existence, but he wants to "humble them".

michael does it begrudgingly, but he slightly messes up everything he puts away. gabriel is just fucking around and not actually doing anything, and he keeps trying to pick fights with michael. lucifer is nowhere to be found, because the second he heard "put away christmas decorations" he flew to a bar and decided to fuck up peoples poker games. raphael is trying to make sure everyone is doing something, when in reality she's just trying to get out of doing anything.

by the end of the day, nothing has been accomplished and dean lets them snap everything away.

[lupeloto]

“just for you” ficlet

hi okay so i had an anon send in a hc about this situation and i loved it so much so i wrote a little ficlet about it! enjoy them being nasty (if u saw this yesterday no u didn’t, i changed some things hehe)

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“that’s bullshit and you know it,” ian grunts, yanking the front door open with a fury.

“the fuck it is!” mickey shouts back, stomping through the living room with exasperated mumbles, “need a beer.”

“great, just do me a favor and drink your three six-packs away from me,” ian spits, a flippancy in his voice that only mickey brings out in him.

mickey purses his lips, squints his eyes, and flips ian the middle finger before angrily taking a swig of his old style, “gladly.”

he heads over to the couch, outwardly faking indifference about the situation while quietly cursing himself for letting ian and himself get so worked up over practically nothing. he’s not even sure he can recall what started it in the first place.

he angrily tears his shoes off, popping them on the ground before laying back in the couch and flipping through the channels. he mindlessly stares for about an hour, drifting to sleep before hearing a knock on the door. he ignores it, spitefully waiting for ian to come clamoring down the stairs with mumbles of how lazy he is. he’s still pissed about earlier; ian having picked a fight out of seemingly nowhere just because he woke up crabby. the knock turns to a bang. mickey sighs, mumbling varities of fuck this, fuck that as he begrudgingly makes his way to the door with significantly pronounced stomps just loud enough in hopes that ian will hear.

he vigorously yanks the door open, prepared to spit a quick “can i fuckin’ help you?” before he catches sight of those dewy green eyes and goofy smile.

“the fuck?” mickey whispers before ian pulls his hand out from behind his back. he reveals a bouquet of wilted white roses that look as if they could talk, they would be begging to be put out of their misery.

“climbed out the window,” he flashes a bashful grin, “this is all they had at the store,” he gives a sad smile towards the roses and then back up to his husband.

“i’m sorry,” he says sincerely, a tinge of shame plaguing his voice as those green eyes go soft. “go to dinner with me?”

mickey takes in the sight, his heart doing backflips in his chest, “jesus christ,” he stares down with a wide grin.

“those flowers look like shit.” he says plainly. ian gives him a shrug, clearly fighting a smile.

“‘m sorry too,” mickey steps aside as ian meets him in the doorway.

“you’re a sappy asshole, ya know that?”

“just for you,” ian smirks, abandoning the flowers and grabbing mickey by the waist to meet their lips. he pulls back, bringing his freckled hands up to cup mickey’s jaw. he runs his thumb along mickey’s cheek, tracing his nose and under his eyes. mickey blinks slowly, leaning into the touch as his eyes flutter shut.

“wow,” ian whispers as he scans his husband’s face, getting lost in soft blue eyes and dusting of light freckles across porcelain skin.

mickey leans in, devouring ian with a hunger before ian pulls away and slows the movement. “dinner after?” he huffs through slow kisses down mickey’s neck.

mickey’s head leans back, “dinner after,” he says through hiccuped breaths. they take their time up the stairs, giggling between kisses as they stumble all over the place; door wide open and wilted white rose petals scattered across the floor.

[sesamestreep]

Given that you are theeeee premier AU consultant around these parts, I would like to request recs for AU fics that you’ve particularly enjoyed/found inventive or cool!

oooooh baby okay!!

-this good omens AU (that kind of turns into a good omens crossover) for daredevil written by @returnsandreturns is one of my favorite things in the whole world. It’s funny and romantic and sweet and historical and it provides me with lots of gender euphoria and regular euphoria when I first read it and every time I’ve re-read it since! Also, everything Chelsea’s ever written is perfect, she’s the ultimate mattfoggy writer in my opinion!

-I was originally not going to include Canon Divergence AUs on this list because that feels like a whole separate category (not exactly canon, not really an AU, but a secret third thing) but then I remembered this timeloop fic for the terror and I consider a timeloop enough of an AU to satisfy my own arbitrary definitions for this list. Everybody loves a timeloop we know, but this one is so well executed and thoughtful and heartbreaking and satisfying, everyone who wants to write a timeloop fic should take note.

-the terror fandom is quite frankly lousy with genius AUs (shocker) so two others worth mentioning are this series (you will always get me by taking a story set on a boat and putting it in space. Also I love stories about astronauts so this really has everything) and this fic (trading out Victorian naval expedition for an almost modern mountaineering setting works eerily well, and the details and characterizations are spot on along with great art!)

-I’ll read basically anything @ponyregrets decides to write at this point, but her pacific rim AU is what actually made me finally watch TOS, which feels like the best endorsement I can give any fic (and thank you to everyone for your patience as I’ve subsequently made Star Trek into a large part of my personality) I’ve now read this AU a dozen times and it truly hits every single time. It manages to perfectly integrate Pacific Rim canon into the Star Trek universe and it’s so sweet and compelling. Highly recommend!

okay I could go on forever like this because most of the fics I love are AUs in some shape or form tbh (@philtstone ’s camp counselors au for lotr and of course your own dungeons and dragons au and f1 au for the falcon and the winter soldier are also among my faves) but I’m losing steam and More Joy Day is drawing to a close, so I’ll leave it there. Happy reading! ♥️📖

[currentlyoffwork]

🎄.

It wasn’t unlike Childe to accidentally stumble upon those who were renowned for their strength and intelligence but the fact it’s happened again in such a short time frame. Even though his demeanour gave off confident vibes.

Eyes flitting up to the mistletoe and back to Alhaitham. They were almost matched in height.

Interesting.

“Well, you know the gist of it right? What’s it going to be oh great scribe”

Of course Childe was going to tease him! He wanted a reaction.

[ CONTAINS MENTIONS OF INTOXICATION, ALCOHOL ]

Alhaitham sighed. If this was going to be his first Christmas experience, he might as well indulge.

However, there was something on his mind since the night began–this individual seemed familiar. The ginger hair, the easygoing demeanor with something unknown stirring under the surface.

Oh, so this was the Harbinger known as 'Childe.' Interesting name choice. Does he live up to this moniker of his?

In any case... the events today seemed to line up and lead to he, the Akademiya's Scribe and Former Grand Sage, under the mistletoe with a Fatui Harbinger? Talk about fraternizing with the enemy.

Alhaitham's hand found its way onto the small of Childe's back, and leaned forward, gently pressing the Harbinger into a slight lean before softly–just barely–closing the short distance between their lips.

"Was this to your satisfaction," he murmured against Childe's lips, barely a perceptible distance between them. "Sir Eleventh?"

[worthyprnce]

i need a modern gwaincelot au where gwaine transfers to the same workplace as lancelot and where they are both the best at what they do - but I still have no idea what they do, for some reason I keep thinking history or art? maybe they are both teachers at an university idk let's go with that

and when gwaine arrives he acts like... gwaine. he makes jokes, flirts with everyone for fun and lifts the spirits of the place. he is loud and playful. but then he notices lancelot acts a little strange around him, gets all weird when gwaine jokes around with him, tries to maintain his image of a quiet and reserved teacher and acts "annoyed" by gwaine's loud personality and keeps staring at him the whole time. and for some stupid reason gwaine is 100% sure lancelot is mad at gwaine because he is no longer the only number one in everything, and begins a one-sided competition.

he keeps showing off to lancelot, insinuating that he is the best teacher, telling him about all the renowned schools he has taught at, recounting his countless trips around the world, he even brags about how many ex-boyfriends and girlfriends he has had, etc, and he spends more time around lancelot to see if he can break him and make him say it out loud to gwaine's face that he is jealous.

gwaine doesn't hate him or whatever, and neither does lancelot hates gwaine. gwaine just doesn't understand what is actually going on and also he is a bit disappointed and sad that his crush at work is probably just envious of him and nothing else

but what's actually going on is that, in fact, lancelot acts strangely around gwaine and acts like he cannot stand him because he is going through his biggest bi awakening ever and he doesn't know what to do and how to act and for fucks sake why did he have to have a crush on gwaine??? gwaine?? couldn't he have a crush on merlin who is always kind and sweet with him? or arthur? sure he is a prat sometimes, but he's not that loud and lancelot knows him ever since highschool so he's used to him.

and the more gwaine shows off and gets close to lancelot to "annoy him", the more lancelot gets lost and falls in love. and the more gwaine tries to annoy lancelot to try overcome his own crush on him, the more gwaine feels attracted to him. to the point he leaves lancelot alone after a while and they both miss eachother so much and are now miserable.

and everyone kinda notices and everyone knows they like eachother, because it's so obvious. and it is so much fun to watch them. they are both so stupid and so in love it's annoying and entertaining.

I know it's a bit cliche and maybe not that good of a concept but I can't get this scenario out of my head. and maybe it's a lot more fun in my mind, but just think romcom vibes. I would write a fic but I don't have the right skills for it so I'll just let this out for the world like this.

[quillheel]

// still working on stuff here (namely getting the new damn roster up!! Damn me and my desire for nice easily editable formatting...) and kinda been braindead on disc today much to my dismay but i HAVE been thinking about cooking alot recently cause of the holidays, SO!!!

Like this for a starter or ask where someone from my (JJK or Persona, most likely!) muselist cooks or makes something for yours, for whatever reason! Just specify which of your own <3 :] it might be fancy, might not be! We'll see!

[moonshynecybin]

In a reconciliation world, what do you think it would take for Vale’s whole entire brain to jump in there?

Like you say he is repressing the fact that he’s in love with Marc. What makes him say: Ohhhhhhh that’s what that was.

THIS ONE IS HARD ummm see the thing is. they havent reconciled in the last 8 years.... and well. a large amount of history resentment and ego is preventing that from happening. which means we are left to theater of the mind to heal one of the most entrenched sports divorces EVER. one that has become a major part of their respective legacies and has been highly publicized by them both. so theyve got a lot on the line if they want to reconcile. and ive said that i DO think it should be valentino to make the first move here but um. well. i genuinely dont know how to get him to that point ! ive got amporphous ideas about a post-retirement crisis/re-evaluation (helpfully dovetails with marc having the worst time vis a vis his injury), them being in forced proximity and remembering they have insane chemistry/the same sense of humor, marc publicly looking like a slut, and many other somewhat plausible scenarios but until it happens (IT WILL. please please please youre nothing) im just throwing darts at the board.

[ford-between-dimensions]

[You feel many stares of different anons on you]

What happened to pumpkin.

They’re fine, aren’t they?

[swirlingcurses]

The s6 nickjess confession with Nanami,,, my brain is so big.

[mechahero]

//Update (it's not that serious)

Received the horrible thought about GT Lambda being Sol Bad.guy if he was barely a twunk