#slice my thighs open with your cheekbones DAVID i can take it

[cum-a-calla]

let me speak my truth. and that is precisely thus:

David i-would-summon-him-in-a-ritual-for-that-gothdaddy-dick Dastmalchian has such a slutty stance, i KNOW he can rock those things with RHYTHM. listen. face the facts

this man knows how to pose and it makes me think things so diabolical it is nearly unspeakable. ghastly, even

i am only one stoned alien creature scrolling socials in the dark evening rain and i have no goddamned idea what i'm supposed to do when David Dastmalchian's instagram pops up and he's all fucking in a suit giving murderfuck eyes and poppin hip. fuck dude