#sleezeball

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

HOT, SINGLE, UNSTUDIED SPONGES. 3000 NAUTICAL MILES AWAY. Come sail the distance and read Tiger Tiger!

[hanakou-often]

The way that Kou IMMEDIATELY jumps to gushing about Hanako with stars in his eyes when he learns that the mystery girl is "Hanako's sister" is so cute <3

[full-time-femboy]

I haven't drawn in a week!

HERE ARE MY TED SPANKOFFSKI SKETCHES!!

[zeetheartist0-0]

OMG GUYS I GOT MY WHOLE FAMILY AND ONE FRIEND INTO LMK!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA COSPLAY AS LMK CHARACTERS

me: macaque

little sister: sun wukong

my dad: mr sleezeball

my mom: TBA

Little brother: ao lie

friend: MK

[mostlyghostlyy]

ty for feeding us I love my weird basement dweller boyfriend

Okayyyyy I guess we can share the basement dweller boyfriend. But I get him on weekends and holidays.

[astralaces]

damn you fumbled and lost the woman you love due to your own stupidity? real kings would never

[sergeantsporks]

Why am I upset about a wolf dying over a decade ago

[merchantofwhispers]

@darkhearthorns

"Your Majesty, I apologize for interrupting your personal time, but there is a man here with soldiers requesting your presence. He claims to be a royal diplomat from Helgrahd. He and his caravan were insistent."

Waiting in the grand hall were 5 soldiers in a circular formation around a single man. Each carefree step he took to examine the strange decor and beauty of the palace he'd found himself within was matched by the heavy sound of their footsteps in unison; eerily never out of time. If they were annoyed by his insistence on moving about, no one would be able to tell as their faces were hidden behind hanging black veils. that obscured their features entirely.

When the doors finally opened to the hall and he turned his attention to those who entered, the stranger's expression lit up with a vibrant smile that displayed the sharpness of his teeth immediately. "Ah!" He exclaimed with an opening of his arms and a deep bow, white-blonde hair immediately falling down around his face that he had to push back once he stood upright again. "My deepest condolences for bothering you so late into your evening, Your Royal Highness, but I thought it fitting we meet now rather than wait any longer. I am Nikolai Volarious, the firstborn son of the reigning House Volarious, Crowned Prince of the Helgrahd throne. My absolute pleasure to be the one to finally break the Milennia long silence between our kingdoms."

Nikolai extended his black-gloved hand out to Maverick. His smile never once faltered, but it didn't quite reach into his eyes. There was darkness there, lingering -- hungry -- as he stared unblinkingly at the Fae Prince. "Hopefully as inconvenient as this first meeting is, I hope we may make the most of it and blossom a beautiful unity."

[tedspankoffskisbignaturals]

spank off Ted's ski till he sleezbos

so true lu thank you

you could upgrade,,, to a sleezeball<3

[flameandindifference]

No but let's be real: Val underestimating Lucius cause of his age or something and being a disrespectful little shit... only to then have to haul ass as this strong-as-a-goetia-kid proceeds to try and absolutely destroy him, would be hilarious.

[stinkrascal]

klaus will singlehandedly fix holden. he will turn holden from a sleezeball misogynist to a very respectful boy i promise

[bluebellhairpin]

I haven't put forth effort into trying to watch jujitsu kaisen. Haven't wanted to. Haven't needed to. But I think I might end up doing that. Maybe. Because this man, Toji. He's large.

[zeetheartist0-0]

credit to @ringdabel look at you your pinned to my page

we should get the creators to change his name to Mr. Sleezeball. My dad said he would be so stoked. 

[13dollz]

banging my head against the wall fuck this gets worse and worse, i feel really gross now after reading all those articles and i dont really want to go to the concert anymore fuck

[frogmascquerade]

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[san--jose--sharpedos]

I think it might be fun to do something new w my hair and try to cut the sides shorter, also considering trimming the beard a little shorter and keeping the stache around the same length it is rn