#slayking

[shyrule]

[yeloshadz]

#boetquality #MrDeepIntimacy #slayking #yeloshadzproductions #stunner your bestie @mr_bougx Balling hard at my new home 🏡 (at Intsingizi Bird Lodge) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn2LSHzjnco/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[doctorqueensanatomy]

WOKE life on mars be like

sam BI-ler

gene CUNT

GAY carling

chris SLAYton

anNONBINARY cartwright

[tjsgreenteamints]

captain jack sparrow and borle's shakespeare have the EXACT SAME vibe?????

[nyxi-pixie]

IM SEEING SHIRASE HATE ON TT AGAIN NOOOO FREE ME FROM THIS HELL MY BOY IS INNOCENT HES DONE NO WRONG (he has done several wrongs)!!! FREE UP MY SON!!! MY LIL GUY!!! HE GOT SILLY WITH A KNIFE O N E TIME. JUST ONE. HES INNOCENT!!!!

[jo1ynesgf]

gm loves ft my morning vlog w the hinata keychain i got at target!

[goodboyaudios]

omg yes girl, congratulations on ur pregnancy era queen, father is fathering 💅💅💅

#slayking~

[postoctobrist]

"all right 😇 queens, 👸👸 affix slayonets to 😳 your 💃🏼 slayk-74s 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈"

last words heard by company T, 74th gender infantry of joe biden's they/them army during the storming of Plano, TX, year 2032

lmao

[ordinarymaine]

alan SLAYke

[slakingthatslays]

hi there my dear rotumblr users

It's me, SlayKing!

or Shawn in my off-hours, heh

some of you might have been wondering why have I disappeared from the parades

well my darlings, your dearest has been turned into a pokemon

into a Slaking, ironically

I have been keeping contact with my agent about this, but I don't know if I'll be able to get back on stage so soon

anyways, its a pleasure to meet you all

//hey everyone, Willow here again with one more blog cause I have no self control :)

//and this time we have this fabulous beautiful queen :3

//yes the pfp is a fusion, but think of it as more of a costume that she wears while doing drag

//and yeah, I got this idea from PChal calling slaking slayking

//anyways, hope u guys enjoy her as much as I am gonna enjoy bulding this character

//all tipes of mail are on, magic anons are off for now and if you wanna send her anon hate pls do I need it for character building

[pokemoncryptids]

Are there any Slaking cryptids living on Unova?

Oh yeah bigfoot?

People suspect it may be something similar to a mega-evolution but more of a permanent state or it's just a new species of slayking, a reigonal variant, of they actually have a 4th evolution or something. Not really sure, I just get hired to find these things, not find explanations

[haunt-i-ng]

hot pink glittery nails 💅 cunt o’clock new cunt arriving at the slay station slayking news a category 9 cunt event is happening

[daaydreamy]

He’s ass has been sleeping all damn day and WHEN he wakes up he’s biting me and hitting me then goes back to a different spot on my bed and fall asleep

slayking!

[sporkst]

mother slayke

[arian-archivist-11]

I blame homeschooling and sheltering for the fact that I'm so weird I'm borderline neuro-divergent

I legitimacy 'exe has stopped working' and robotically go "I don't understand" when I engage with socialized people because I can see through what they can't And it doesn't matter nor does it make sense

They get so wrapped up in the drama of other people and i just can't

I guess This is the reason I'm so based and slayking

I'm so socially deprived certain kind of social manipulation and standards just don't register

Social interaction is literally Truman show and They Live for me