#slayed absolute penis

[mukuberry]

kairiki bear winning project voltage rn

[valtsv]

I have been afflicted with the idea of Press Secretary Carson somehow getting his hands on the phrase 'Slays absolute penis', possibly using it in reference to an especially heinous idea during the summit. I need to inflict this suffering on someone else in hopes it will leave me be.

thanks i guess

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

the reason i trust the ofmd crew with my life is that during the past year and a half multiple ofmd fanartists have come up with all these really really cool emo makeovers for jim and frenchie in s2

but then. somehow. despite how fucking epic all those fan designs looked.

none of them came even CLOSE to how incredibly fucking badass their season 2 looks actually are in canon

[felixfeliccis]

I often forget that "they're slaying dick" is not a phrase that is used

[kausijuoppo]

'Tis the Eurovision season.

[moonshynecybin]

i love it when athletes understand that they are actors in a little play

[quotidianish]

Dumb fucks in the wild. They all get drunk and cry about their families

[buginateacup]

Laszlo's obviously been on such a journey of wanting to connect with humanity over the last couple of seasons I can only think how funny it would be if he decided to track down the descendants of his bastard children he fathered as a human and discovered Guillermo was one of them

[telestoapologist]

not to sound like an idiot but actually drifter's pistol codpiece is a look and i would also sport it. "don't do as i do" he just said that because he knows it looks good and doesn't want ppl to steal it

[sporesgalaxy]

just watched Sanji get his heart stomped on some more for the millionth time this arc and then I turn the page and Im confronted with a group photo where Franky was already wearing a feather boa so Sanji had to go find an even bigger and fluffier fur scarf to fucking wear. Lord

[thegroundhogdidit]

i hope they do a shirtless scene for the kens in the barbie movie except instead of forcing the actors to do the stupid dehydrating routine they paint the fakest, most plastic looking abs on them and never acknowledge it in any way whatsoever

[painterofstars]

i support women's wrongs

bonus:

[fvcking-damage]

who is doing it like him

[tenderflint]

oh yeah i saw hozier today. im a changed woman

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

I love the different fictional cultures we are able to get a tiny glimpse at in doctor who. I especially love classic doctor who as it really gives such a large variety of different fashions and cultural trends.

You get so many different people who all have different wants and needs. For example, in season 14 episode 5 we get an example of a culture that thrives on

SERVING CUNT‼️‼️‼️

[beholdingslut]

no it does not sorry😭😭 but i really just want to know if ur url is a magnus archive reference

i fucking. forgot. what my ask title is and i was SO confused at the first part of this fuck meeee. anyway yes it absolutely is ! number 1 elias girlie to this day