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kairiki bear winning project voltage rn
#songberry#SLAYED ABSOLUTE PENIS#most pv songs have been kinda mid to me.... kairiki and syudou r winning so hard rn
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I have been afflicted with the idea of Press Secretary Carson somehow getting his hands on the phrase 'Slays absolute penis', possibly using it in reference to an especially heinous idea during the summit. I need to inflict this suffering on someone else in hopes it will leave me be.
thanks i guess
#i love you inspect element#VAL. we are losing the war. we need you to get out there and show them what we're made of and slay absolute penis in the CLS.#shrue... that wasnt very slaying absolute penis of you...#the silt verses
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the reason i trust the ofmd crew with my life is that during the past year and a half multiple ofmd fanartists have come up with all these really really cool emo makeovers for jim and frenchie in s2
but then. somehow. despite how fucking epic all those fan designs looked.
none of them came even CLOSE to how incredibly fucking badass their season 2 looks actually are in canon
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd season 2#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 teaser#ofmd s2 spoilers#jim jimenez#jim ofmd#frenchie#frenchie ofmd#txt#gif#mine#og#image id in alt text#this is NOT to diss the incredible artists who came up with some amazing potential s2 designs#before the teaser dropped i would’ve been surprised if their canon s2 outfits looked even half as cool as the fanart#i’m just BLOWN AWAY by how much these outfits fuck#it’s slaying absolute penis
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I often forget that "they're slaying dick" is not a phrase that is used
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'Tis the Eurovision season.
#eurovision#käärijä#paidatonriehuja#euroviisut#esc finland#eurovision 2023#cha cha cha#esc#eurovision song contest#kaarija#illustration#krita#first semifinal today#this dude gives no fucks. serves cunt. and slays absolute penis. all three at the same time.#ette ikinä arvaa kuka on töissä finaalin aikaan >: (
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i love it when athletes understand that they are actors in a little play
#like i do think. marc is very aware of this and i love how often he’s decided to break that fourth wall in recent years#vale is show where i am is show the regulations are good for the show#today in that presscon being asked about the ducati seat it’s part of the show… like he knows that his job is entertainer#versus vale who i also very AWARE of all that but would never like. reclaim the any power by acknowledging the performance#versus casey who rejects it outright….#callie speaks#motogp#all this to say#hunger games au still slays absolute penis
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Dumb fucks in the wild. They all get drunk and cry about their families
#tf2#art#tf2 fanart#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 medic#he shows up BRIEFLY but he’s still there.#science party#because they slay absolute penis#team fortress 2#defense dumpling#quotidianish
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Laszlo's obviously been on such a journey of wanting to connect with humanity over the last couple of seasons I can only think how funny it would be if he decided to track down the descendants of his bastard children he fathered as a human and discovered Guillermo was one of them
#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#now boy as your grandfather i shall induct you into the solemn rites of slaying absolute penis#he would be delighted to give nandor the shotgun speech#guillermo would be horrified#they confirm it because they both have the same birthmark on their balls or something
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not to sound like an idiot but actually drifter's pistol codpiece is a look and i would also sport it. "don't do as i do" he just said that because he knows it looks good and doesn't want ppl to steal it
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just watched Sanji get his heart stomped on some more for the millionth time this arc and then I turn the page and Im confronted with a group photo where Franky was already wearing a feather boa so Sanji had to go find an even bigger and fluffier fur scarf to fucking wear. Lord
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i hope they do a shirtless scene for the kens in the barbie movie except instead of forcing the actors to do the stupid dehydrating routine they paint the fakest, most plastic looking abs on them and never acknowledge it in any way whatsoever
#barbie 2023#the barbie movie#ken barbie#i hate the dehydration routine it's gross but painted on abs would slay absolute penis#which is ironic because that's the one thing no ken doll has
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i support women's wrongs
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#im only on episode 5 idk how long ill support her wrongs for#but so far? shes slayed (killed people) and slayed (absolute penis)#good omens#good omens season 2#my art#aziraphale#shax#shax good omens
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I know there's no wrong way to cosplay but the way someone I know is laser-focused on maximal accuracy with minimal prop use, thus deliberately self-limiting to ONLY characters with a height and body type similar to his and hairstyles he'd be personally willing to wear makes me want to study him Jane Goodall style
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oh yeah i saw hozier today. im a changed woman
#ari rambles#hozier#if i could see him bigger than a grain of rice from the nosebleeds that would slay absolute penis but i screamed and sobbed nonetheless
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who is doing it like him
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I love the different fictional cultures we are able to get a tiny glimpse at in doctor who. I especially love classic doctor who as it really gives such a large variety of different fashions and cultural trends.
You get so many different people who all have different wants and needs. For example, in season 14 episode 5 we get an example of a culture that thrives on
SERVING CUNT‼️‼️‼️
#yes theyre greedy and exploitative but damn if they arent slaying absolute penis while they do it#like everyone on this ship is slaying off the charts fashion wise#the robots of death#fourth doctor era#doctor who#classic doctor who#classic who
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