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Scouted Calendar

September always feel like the start of a new year, thanks to the back-to-school vibe and shift in seasons. Adding to the excitement is a full slate of events taking place in our area. From a Chef’s cook off at the Fort of Mobile, to the anticipated launch of Volume 2 of The Scout Guide Mobile Bay, to the annual Jubilee Arts and Crafts Festival in Daphne, here’s what we’re looking forward to next month.

SALES

ATCHISON HOME September Upholstery Sale

30% off all Upholstery including outdoor and custom orders 

SOMETHING NEW   Closing Sale

All Inventory 50% -75% Off

Chapel Farm Collection   Labor Day Sale

25%-75% off selected items. 

Living Well  

50% off all cover-ups

HALEY DERMATOLOGY  September Specials

$300 of Halo  Free gift with any Juviderm or Restyln treatments or with a product purchase of $250 or more.

SADIE’S   Summer Sale

75-85% off selected merchandise 

Hemline Labor Day Sale

Up to 80% off + Shoes starting at $25

EVENTS

$5 Yoga on Tap 

September 4th | 6pm | Fairhope Brewing Company

Hoppy Hour with Soul Shine Yoga meets at the Fairhope Brewing Company. It's a fun 60 minute Vinyasa Flow class for all levels. Come for the yoga, stay for the outstanding local beer! Bring a mat and a friend. (All levels, unheated) Learn More 

Kids Yoga / 4 Week Series

September 4th | 4:30pm | Soul Shine Yoga

It’s never too early to explore the world of Yoga! This series of classes with Soul Shine Yoga is designed to be FUN and taught by a Licensed Next Generation Kids Yoga Instructor. Alive with flowing sequences, balancing poses, breathing exercises, creative relaxation techniques, and cooperative yoga games, children are sure to relish in their selves. These classes encourage a deeper sense of body awareness, self-exploration and interpersonal skills resulting in a more confident, flexible, focused and joyful child! September Series Meets Tuesdays 4:30-5:15; 1st- 5th Grade Children. Learn More

Brent Loper: at Bluegill

September 6th | 12-4pm | Bluegill Restaurant 

Brent Loper's goal as an artist is to be an effective communicator through lyric and melody. When you see and hear Brent, you will see a real, raw, authentic, passion for this gift of music that he has been entrusted with. 

New Class Contemporary Dance Combo 

September 6th - December 13th | 11am-12pm | Soul Shine Yoga

Modern dance, ballet and a dash of namaste! Soul Shine Yoga and dance teacher Greta Bates leads this class designed to improve technique, flexibility, artistry and grace through an emphasis on alignment and self-expression. Learn More 

Fairhope Art Walk

September 7th |  6 - 8 pm | Downtown Fairhope

Fairhope First Friday Art Walk Visit our local merchants in Downtown Fairhope as they open late and highlight the art community. Art Walk happens every first Friday of each month.

Kids Yoga Night Out 

 Soul Shine Yoga | 5:30 -7:30pm | Soul Shine Yoga

Get ready for First Friday Yoga night out for kids! Yoga + Games + Dance + Pizza = FUN! FUN! Kids enjoy 2 hours of Fun and Yoga at Soul Shine with Mrs. Elizabeth! 1 st - 5 th Grade Learn More

Yoga for Beginners | 3 Week Series

September 11th | 5:30pm | Soul Shine Yoga September 11th 5:30

New to Yoga or Need a Refresher? This series with Soul Shine Yoga takes place one evening a week for three weeks and is designed for beginners. In this series learn and explore the principles of alignment for the most common poses in Vinyasa & Hatha Yoga classes, as well as basic breathing and meditation. If you're brand new to yoga or if you need a refresher for your current practice, then this series is also for you! Classes are unheated and will meet on 3 consecutive weeks. Learn More 

An evening with Renee Fleming

September 12th | 7:30pm | Saenger Theatre

Renée Fleming is one of the most acclaimed singers of our time. In 2013, President Obama awarded her America’s highest honor for an artist, the National Medal of Arts. In 2014, she became the first classical artist ever to sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl. Winner of four Grammy® awards, Renée has sung for momentous occasions from the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony to the Diamond Jubilee Concert for Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace. This one-time gala event not only offers the opportunity to hear a stunning performance but also the chance to interact with the star herself. Meet Renée Fleming at our Champagne Reception immediately following the concert. Learn More 

Girls Just Want to Have Fun 

September 13th | 5:30-9pm | Mobile Government Plaza

This event is an evening for ladies 21 years of age and older, complete with heavy hors d’oevres from local area chefs and restaurants, McTini’s, and an unforgettable evening of manicures, makeovers, shopping and more! Proceeds from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun directly benefit the Ronald McDonald House Charities of Mobile. Learn More

Floral Design Class

September 13th |  5:30pm | Lush, Home + Garden + Event

You will create your own fresh floral arrangement and learn techniques used in the floral industry.  Everything you need will be provided and you take home your arrangement. Refreshments served. Learn More

Fairhope Brew Food Truck Event 

September 14th | 6 - 9pm | Fairhope Brewing Company

The Brown Goose are excited to make their debut at Fairhope Brewing Company in the tap room, Music starts at 6pm! Food trucks 6-9. Learn More. 

Loda Artwalk

Septmber 14th | 6pm | Downtown Mobile

Take a stroll through Lower Dauphin Art District (LoDa) and enjoy the night's Lucky Walk edition of ArtWalk! Enjoy the sights and sounds of the arts along with delicious food and beverages from our local restaurants and bars.

Irish Whiskey, Beverage Academy

September 14th | 5:30 - 6:30 pm | Grand Hotel Marriott Resort, Golf Club & Spa

Irish whiskey tasting class, participants will sample different kinds of Irish whiskey and learn about its history, production, and flavors. Learn More

Baking Basics, Culinary Academy 

September 15th | 10-11:30am | Grand Hotel

Baking class, participants will learn the basics of bread dough preparation and make cornbread, braided loaf, and a Grand loaf. Everyone will take home a fresh loaf of bread! Learn More

Alabama Coast Cleanup 

September 15th | 8am -12pm | One Mile Creek

Show your support and concern for Alabama’s waterways by participating in the 31st Annual Alabama Coastal Cleanup. You or your organization can make a difference by volunteering to clean up our cherished coastal area. The Alabama Coastal Cleanup engages local citizens to remove trash and debris and to change the behaviors that cause pollution. In a continuing effort to clean up the coast, over 90,000 volunteers have removed 800 tons of trash from Alabama’s valued coastline and waterways over the past thirty years. Join us this year as we continue to make Alabama the Beautiful! Learn More

Big City Toys Grand Opening Celebration

September 15th | 9:00am | Big City Toys

Big City Toys is moving to a new location at 4504 Old Shell Road, in Spring Hill. Celebrate along side them with good morning donuts and coffee at 9 a.m. followed by face painting from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m. by Moon Pie Mama. There will be giveaway bags filled with goodies until supplies run out. The gigantic dino and unicorn sprinklers will be on if there’s sunshine, and the fun-meter cranked on high! Learn More

The Battle of Bo's Burgers - Food Fight at the Fort

September 16th | 4 PM - 7 PM | Fort Colonial of Mobile 

This exciting food sport event has three unique components, designed to showcase Bo’s Signature Burgers and our Alabama chef’s creativity. Taking place in and around the Fort of Colonial Mobile in downtown Mobile, the featured Executive Chef Challenge invites local restaurant chefs to create a signature dish using Bo’s Burger ground beef. The second event challenges amateur cook teams from area organizations to create their best version of a Bo’s Burger. The third event is a Sylvia’s menu challenge as they will prepare four different Bo’s Burger inspired dishes. Attendees will select their favorite to be featured on Sylvia’s menu. Learn More

Lee Ann Womack 

September 19th | 7 - 10pm | The Steeple on St. Francis

Lee Ann Womack with special guest Ashton Shepherd and Anna Marie McElroy Learn More

The Throwdown

September 20th | 5:30-9pm | Hosted by Mobile Arts Council

Five local artists will compete to create works of art in just 90 minutes. All pieces are auctioned off and the piece with the highest bid is declared the winner. This year's competitors include: returning champion Devlin Wilson, Ardith Goodwin, Cat Pope, conz8000, and Ben Kaiser. Guests will enjoy live art, a silent auction, entertainment by Yeah, Probably, drinks and beer by Haint Blue Brewing Co., and food catered by Heroes (Downtown) Sports Bar & Grille and The Royal Scam. Proceeds from this event will support community arts grants and the Mobile Arts Council’s mission to strengthen, support, and sustain the local arts and cultural community. Learn More

2018 Oktoberfest 

September 22nd |  2 - 11pm | Serda Brewing Co. 

Save the Date! Cheers to you Mobile! With the release of Serda’s new seasonal Beer Oktoberfest Märzen in September we decided to have a celebration. There will be many fun events like a Stein Hoisting contest, Fun Run & more, with great prizes. Learn More

Mobile Fashion Week

September 22nd | 6 - 10pm | The Fort of Colonial Mobile

This event is part of an even bigger development along our Gulf Coast, a movement of fashion-forward thinking and creative outreach. Mobile Fashion Week was born from the idea of "Fashion with a cause." the concept was simple: bring every facet of the fashion industry together to support a local charity. From models to designers, makeup artists to hairstylists, bringing them all together to support Camp Rap-A-Hope. A percentage of ticket sales and sponsorship donations are donated each year to the camp for kids with cancer. Learn More

Thriller Nights of Lights

September 22nd - October 31st | 7 -10 pm |  Mobile BayBears Professional Baseball Club

Enjoy this drive-thru laser and light show synchronized to frightening and fun music. 

Mobile Sushi Class

September 24th | 6:30pm | Serda Brewing Co. 

A two hour, hands-on beginner sushi class. During class, you'll learn to make perfectly sticky sushi rice, how to make all of the sauces you love at the sushi bar (from eel sauce to BangBang sauce!), where to source all of your ingredients and how to safely and confidently serve raw fish at home. Learn More

The Scout Guide of Mobile Bay Launch of Volume 2 

September 26th 

After a member only launch party on the 25th, you will be able to pick up a copy of Volume 2 at any of Scouted Members business. Learn More.

ACS Vintage Affair 

September 27th | 6 - 9pm | Fort Whiting

Sponsored by Lexus of Mobile, American Cancer Society's premier fundraiser is on Thursday, September 27th at Fort Whiting Armory. While listening to dueling pianos, you can enjoy fine wines from Red or White as well as catering by Clifton Morrissette. The auction will include original local art, fabulous trips, and many more exclusive items! Learn More

Hot Power Basics 

September 29th | 1:00pm | Soul Shine Yoga

So you love hot yoga? Want to make it a lifelong, sustainable practice? Hot Power is a practice that can be very beneficial if practiced correctly. Heat, sweat, and speed need to be coupled with breath, alignment, strength, and skill. In these workshops with Soul Shine Yoga they will break down the hot yoga power flow, building from bottom up, to develop a strong and safe practice. All levels. Learn More

Jubilee Arts and Crafts Festival 

September 29th 30th | 10am - 5pm | Main Street, Daphne

The 30th Annual Jubilee Festival of Arts is set to attract thousands to the oak-lined Main Street of Daphne. Art, music & seafood meet southern charm at this annual festival set along the Eastern Shore of Mobile Bay. The Eastern Shore Chamber of Commerce hosts this family-friendly festival each year in coordination with the City of Daphne. The festival includes ARTS & CRAFTS VENDORS, HIGH SCHOOL ART EXHIBITION, KIDS ART PARK, FOOD CHAMPIONSHIPS QUALIFIERS, FANTASTIC LOCAL FOOD, ENTERTAINMENT & SOUTHERN MAKERS. Learn More

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