#slash j. hahaha. unless

[keenawatchesagt]

if it's Alan Sampson I'm actually going to record myself sitting my throat and post it online

[shady-shrub]

ive decided to commit.

let's look at ALL. the words. every section. here we go!

(the top row looks like it has more words above but i can't tell what they say?)

Our SWEAT

Their TEARS

-(clivesdale hate, love to see it. or this is reference to the jocks vs. the nerds)-

1 2

JÄGER'S

COMING FOR YOU

-(a lil rhyme? at least they're warning the newbies. also anyone notice his name has silly a? what goofy murderousguy!)-

HATCHET FIELD

-(simple. yes.)-

NIGHT

🪽HAWK🪽

PRIDE

🪶

-(YEAHHH LETSGO NIGHTHAWKS!!! NORMAL HEALTHY TEAM SPIRIT. wait spirt. LIKE GHSOTS LIKE RICHIE AND RUTH-)-

NIGHTHAWKS!!

-(two exclamation points!!)-

go

Nighthawks

-(this one is blue!!)-

🦅CLAWS

OUT🦅

-(i couldn't find a talon emoji. interesting choice of words. ITS LIKE A GRABBING MOTION. LIKE MAX GRABBING RICHIE-)-

3 4

BETTER

LOCK

YOUR

DOOR

-(YES MOR RHYMING!!! this is a threat tho?? did max write these cause. this is worrisome.)-

🟧

Jägerman

is

our

KING

-(WHY IS THERE AN ORANGE THING?? yeah no clue anywho. we are really seeing the god complex come through. however, not only max wrote these? guys just commit treason)-

HIGH

HATCHETS

-(there's another word above i can't read :/ so this doesn't make much sense UNLESS. REFERENCE TO hatchet town song where they're talking about HATCHET HANDLES?? raising their weapons??)-

CREMATE THE

COMPETITION

-(yeah DIE CLIVESDALE YOU WIENERS. wait. CREMATE?? LIKE WHEN PEOPLE DIE LIKE R-)-

MONSTER

-(omg like the song!!)-

OUR

QUATER

BACK

KILLS

-(hahaha. what.)-

5 6

GRAB YOUR

CRUCIFIX

-(woahhh reference to bathroom scene 32:34 when max is wearing a cross necklace!)-

RIP

THEM

APART

-(IS THIS STILL HEALTHY?? MAN THEY REALLY HATE CLIVESDALE. HOPEFULLY THIS ISNT SIGNIFICANT TO THE PLOT. 1:35:08)-

🪽FLY🪽

-(ya know what else flies? GHOSTS. GUYS THIS IS A REFEREN-)-

N-I-G-H-T AH AKKS

-(love this song eheheh this part is always. the ahs are actually scREAMS GUYS THEYRE SCREAMIN-)-

clear eyes

sharp claws

can't lose

-(oh??? clear eyes?? LIKE WHEN YOU DIE AND NO PUPILS AND- sharp claws again, with talons out hrrrrnnn sounds important. like mayhaps how max is A MONSTER OUT TO GET EVERYONE?? and of course. they do lose.)-

7 8

NEVER

GRADUATE

-(YEAH SOME OF THEM ACTUALLY DONT. PLEASE DONT JOKE ABOUT THIS COME ON NOOOOOOOO)-

Like a

🐥

(NIGHT)

HAWK

-(aw look at them OH SHOOT OH GOSH THEY FOUND THE WEED AAAAAAAAA. actually tho. what like. night hawk? kill people?? max saw the timeline of perky's buds and decided thats what he wanted)-

INTO

THEIR

HEADS

-(uhhhh? what into their heads?? honeslty no clue what this could mean LIKE MAKING THEM BELIEVE THEYRE NOT GOOD?? (calling people nerds and prudes when they're not) if ya know what i mean)-

J

A

G R

E U

R L

M E

A S

N

-(orange!! also another point for max having his ego inflated like a hot air balloon)-

all hail

JÄGERMAN

-(dang. bro really is a king TEACHERS WHERE ARE YOU. STOP THIS.)

SLASH THE

COMPETiTiON

-(SLASH. i know this is just competitive language BUT THE WORD CHOICES. HUH.)

JAGERMAN's

on the hunt

-(what a monster. A LITTERAL MONSTER GUYS ITS- and blue!!)

SNAP

CRACK

WATCH

YOUR

BACK

-(YEAH AND WATCH YOUR DOORS AND HIDE. this man is too powerful?? snap AND crack? i know rhyming but. petes arm when max breaks it eheheh)-

9 10

HE'S THE JÄGERMAN

-(AMAZING RHYME guys you gotta get out of here he's insane)-

🐦 you're

next

-(RUTH RUN PLEASE NOOOOOOO)-

Hatchetfield

PRIDE

-(this is more than pride. this is a vicious cycle you must stop.)

🐦‍⬛

N

I

G

H

T

H

A

W

K

S

-(CAW CAW actually tho. what silly high birds.)-

come see

barbecue

monologues

A RIB ROARING

GOOD TIME

-(i dunno if roaring is the right word? tried to look at it many angles but couldn't come up with much look at that marketing tho!! go you theater team!)-

blue

&

gray

-(there's something under the bleachers but once again i am unable to decipher. prolly something about school colours or another silly birdie tho)-

ANY THOUGHTS??? SHARE THEM!??!??

[obeymeaskme]

Do you guys want to see the brothers in goth wear? And I can't see asmo as anything but Pastel goth (anyone says pastel goth isn't goth is not allowed to interact. If I want death to wear neon colors, I'll be dressing that bastard up like a mom dresses a tantrum throwing child. Try. Me. Also I got my info off a DeviantArt account and 😬 it's super judgemental and what normies define as "cringe" early 2000's info? Yeah seems about right...)

So this is what I was thinking:

Lucifer- Vampire Goth

Mammon- Cyber Goth (I just learned this subgroup is the most disliked amongst goths 😂 Are goths really that touchie? And was goth always music related wtf?)/ Glam goth since he's literally a model.

Levi- I'm stuck between a Punk style goth, and "J-goth" (dear lord the opinion based info where I got these subcategories for goths is painful to read- then I see they all uploaded in, and before 2015 *cries*)

Satan- Romantic Goth, or Corp Goth. He's a fancy boy with places to be. (Also since it's goth there's no way he can dress horribly! Unless- 👀)

Asmo- Pastel goth, or Haute Goth? (Omfg if I read one more "It's terrible that most goths think this is an okay thing!" I'm going to swallow rocks)

Beel- casual goth/medieval Goth

Belphie- dark Mori/Emo (yes it's a goth subculture)/TradGoth

The slashes for each guy show the potential and or mix of subcategories.

Also- Gothabilly, Steam Punk, Vampire and victorian gothic are my favorite subcategories!

Dark Mori just looks wicked comfortable and soft 😩. (Heh, wicked... This genre seems to be used by witches and pagans. I just love the hats...)

Big ol rant on goth culture (more specifically what this single person thinks and how the world seems to view it, according to said person) below the cut!

My least favorites are probably what this person defined as "mopey" goths which is the MAJOR stereotype most people think of when they think goth (annoyingly) and I don't even think I've met or seen one outside of old movies 😳 the other is "Baby bat" where it's more about the shock factor but it makes sense since it's usually teens. Was not a fan of the description of older goths disliking them for not being alive in the 80's or not having enough money to *wheeze* afford better clothing I just- *wheeze*

I love the gothic style and I'm part of a few of the subcategories but *laughs* Let me be a bit "ageist" here by saying/asking about how hateful older goths seem to be. I'm not giving the link to this person's account because it's just so- judgemental. Are goths that judgemental? I hardly think so... Geez- I originally thought goths were just rebellious and into the dark and morbid, but this person makes them sound like... A bratty and whiney cult 😂 I understand some of the things said but dear lord it's obvious this was an early 2000's mindset and, ew-

Just saying, it's the funniest thing to be a Christian and to be Goth because, YIKES I've never met one goth who wasn't the nicest person on earth. Even if they were into satanism they'd be like "here have a cookie!" And I'd be like "we're friends tell me your secrets and I'll tell you mine!" And even with my hyperactive and childish nature they thought it was funny or cute 😂 then again we only had like, two true goths in highschool so- idek.

Ahhhh- the fact I'm technically classified as a baby bat because I don't have that much money hurts- oh wait Walmart exists so I guess I'm more of a casual goth? I'm going for Lolita or some kind of moe style once I lose weight, but I really love the classier style of goth 😩 sleek long skirts and V neck long sleeves plz (gotta love goodwill), BUT IM ALSO WAY TO POSITIVE AND LIVELY TO FIT INTO HALF OF THESE!

Like, people are going to see me and go "😰" and then they'll talk to me and go "🧐".

Am I allowed to be semi-preppy and dress in vampire or military goth 😩 I'm sorry that my depression makes the "goth mindset" a big no-no for my lil brain uwu. (Hahaha! I'm not MAD, what are you talking about!)

I guess I'll just suffer? What if I don't like all the sensual and overly morbid music? What if I just love the style(s)? I live in a town (were classified as a city but it's really rural) where goths are non existent. We have more casual punks and teens if anything.

Oh but I saw this REALLY cute guy at a yard sale. Boy was dressed in all black and had the most GORGEOUS bird nose~ (technically a Roman but bird is cuter) and a short ponytail, but he was so 😩 I've never crushed on a stranger so quickly (and got over just as quick) in my life. I regret not saying hello, but I'm not good with social interactions. Also, a man dressed THAT good has to have someone in his life. Mmm- so yeah- it's early morning and my brain is mushy and useless!

The guy was like... Mafia meets Ikea sales man *laughs*

[gracegtrrz-blog]

CPAR Experience!!!

MY CPAR EXPERIENCE

CPA Review School of the Philippines (CPAR)

“Hala! Ano kaya ang feeling kapag nasa review school ka na no?” Nakakakaba na nakakaexcite. Nakakakaba dahil nalalapit na ang board exam at konting hirap nalang para sa CPA title na gustong gusto mo. Nakakaexcite at the same time dahil sa mameet mo na in person ang mga author ng libro na gamit mo, makahanap ka ng new friends at syempre may hidden agenda ka parin kahit di mo aminin! Hahanap kang forever slash inspirasyon pang sideline lang. Yung  tipong iniisip mo palang na makakasabayan mo yung mga magagaling na students galing sa mga big schools mejo kinakabahan Karin diba. But believe me, wala sa school yan kaya wag kang matakot. Kung masipag at matiyaga ka, hindi ka mapag iiwanan, promise!

Bago ako mag review sa CPAR, nag search ako ng mga blogs sa net about CPAR. Sabi nila mabilis daw ang turo sa CPAR, madami daw ang handouts. Hindi naman pala. Hindi mabilis ang turo unless first view mo palang talaga yung topic na ididiscuss. Para ka lang talagang nagrerefresh sa mga naaral mo noon. Handouts? Hindi over na madami. Madami talaga kapag hindi mo binasa at sinagutan on time kasi matatambakan ka na.

Hindi naman ako nagsisi na sa CPAR ako nag review dahil super enjoy sa CPAR hehe ang dami rin kasing magandang view sa batch 82 hehehe. Pero swear, enjoy talaga. Mababait ang mga reviewers lalo na si Atty. Valix.

Facilities? Keri naman, sobrang lamig sa room. Yung tipong gugustuhin mong yumakap sa crush mo sa sobrang lamig lalo na kapag wala kang jacket as in! Yung restroom na blockbuster sa haba ng pila, yung tipong gusto mo ng makipila sa boys dahil grabe talaga haha ang haba ng pila sa girls as always.

CPAR Reviewers

My real sched is weekdays, morning but then I shifted to weekends. Nahirapan ako sa weekdays na morning sesh haha Idk, hindi ako makagawa ng magandang study sched kaya nagrisk akong itry ang weekends. Narealize kong pang weekends pala ang utak at katawan ko haha, mas bet ko ang mag aral ng diretso ng 5 days (mon-fri) maghapon. Mas namaximize ko yung time para mag aral, tapusin lahat ng dapat tapusin tapos makikinig lang ako maghapon sa weekend class ko. Absorb absorb lang ganern.

LAW

My reviewer in Law? Syempre the one and only, Atty. Dante dela Cruz. Yan ang tunay na LODI! Mahina ako sa law pero sobrang pasasalamat ko talaga kay Atty. Dante. Sobrang kwela ng law class nya. Minsan nga tawa lang ako ng tawa. Masaya ka na, natuto ka pa. yung tipong malingon ka lang ng konti puno na ung board sa bilis nya mag discuss. Sobrang idol ko rin talaga si Atty. D lalo na ng ishare niya ang lifestory nya, naiyak pa nga ako non sobrang nakakahanga talaga ang kasipagan at determinasyon ni Atty. Dante! Kung mahina ka sa law, making ka lang ng mabuti kay Atty,D at the same time, basa basa rin pag may time. Makukuha naman yan sa tiyaga, wag ka lang aantukin haha.

FAR

Sir Thomas Siy is my reviewer. Idk pero never akong nabored or inantok sa mga discussion nya. Maybe because of his voice? Haha ang gwapo ng boses nya, para kang nakikinig sa radio, pang-DJ ba. Type ko yung way ng discussion nya. Simple pero may dating, basta making ka lang, para mo lang narereview yung mga alam mo na, at the same time, yung mga di mo alam mapapa “ayy ganon nga pala yon” ka nalang. Nag try akong makiklase kay Baby Valix, but I really prefer Sir Thom’s style of teaching. Anyways! Depende rin naman sa tao kung saan sya komportable makinig. Na aamaze lang talaga ako at kabisado nila ang handout, problems at solutions, lodi! Seriously, mahina ako sa FAR nung undergrad, after ng mga sesh with Sir Thomas Siy, nagtataka nalang ako kung bakit hindi ko yon alam dati haha. Nakaka-amaze lang, parang magic. Napansin ko lang na marami ang umaalis kapag FAR na. pero suggestion ko lang talaga is huwag kang aalis. Kahit na alam mo na, makinig parin. First of all, sayang ang bayad mo haha. Second, ayaw mo nun? Mas mareretain yon sa utak mo J

AFAR

Dalawa ang reviewer ko sa AFAR hehe mabisyo ako e. sabi kasi nila ang hirap “daw” sa AFAR sa actual pero believe me, sobrang layo sa preboard ng CPAR! Basic questions lang basta ewan ko rin ba kung sinwerte lang kami or what hehehe. Sir Brian Lim ang reviewer ko sa weekend sesh then Sir Chris German for my weekdays sesh. Sa AFAR lang talaga ako pumapasok pag weekdays. Sir Lim’s style is more on techniques. Mga shortcut ba, topnotcher kasi e kaya ang taba rin ng utak nya umisip ng mga techniques which is very helpful naman nung nagtake ako ng board exam lalo na sa Advacc part 1. Pero syempre Kailangan mo ang concepts, kaya I prefer sir German pagdating sa concepts. Tho ang tagal nya magdiscuss sa isang problem, pero naituro naman na nya ang lahat ng dapat nyang ituro. Yung forex na inaayawan ko, ganon lang pala kapag nakinig kang mabuti kay Sir German haha. Galing din ng oppa nyo sa concepts tapos minsan may mga hugot pa siya. Siya yung tipong kung naliligawan lang ang problem baka ginawa na nga nya hehe joke lang sir. For me, sapat na ang combination ng concepts ni Sir German and techniques ni Sir Lim.

MAS

Sir Jamil Saripada is my reviewer in Management Advisory Services. Sa lahat ng naging reviewers ko sya ang second favorite ko (malalaman nyo ang first favorite ko later hehehe). Siyempre magaling din si Sir Rodel Roque pero nag stick na ako sa class ni Sir Jamil hehe. At first mejo nag doubt pa ako kasi nga hindi ako familiar sa kanya pero tinry ko syempre para malaman ko and hindi naman mali ang naging desisyon ko haha. Galing! Siya yung tipong hindi napapagod kakasalita. Titigil lang ata sya kapag break hehe pero nakakaamaze ang galing nya magdiscuss plus ang ganda ng sulat niya parang niruler lang. bet na bet din yung mga techniques niya sa pagsolve at pagtanda sa mga theory part ng topic. Kwela pa ang mga definitions niya hahaha.

AUDITING

Of  course,the one and only Sir Jerry Roque. Ewan ko ba parang tawa lang yata ako ng tawa pag klase na nya. Ayoko talaga ng audtheo weh kaya pinipilit ko nalang makinig at iabsorb ang mga tinuturo ni Sir Roque, sobrang antok talaga ako sa audtheo na ewan ko ba hahaha pero magaling si Sir Roque magturo, sabay ka lang sa discussion nya ng mga problems sa Audprob. Sagot ka muna sa handout sa bahay/dorm then sumabay ka sa discussion nya. Try and try lang bes kahit mali minsan haha.

TAX

Presenting, the one and only, my favorite reviewer in CPAR, Atty. Tristan Lopez. Sobrang kwela every meeting. Hindi matatapos ang klase mo sa kanya ng hindi ka tatawa. Super as in! kaya pag tax na, sobrang excited akong magklase. Masaya ka na, natuto ka pa. Super funny ni Atty. Lopez grabe haha halata naman diba? Atty. De vera is my first choice but then, si Atty. Lopez ang nasa weekend class ko so nagtry ako makinig at thank you talaga kay Lord at hindi naman niya ako binigo haha. Naging favorite subj ko ang tax dahil kay Atty. Lopez. Ang laki ng impluwensya sa akin ng taong ito. Maging sa firm sa gusto ko ang laking factor nya. Too sad hindi ako doon dinala ni Lord hehe,pero okay lang din, baka mas may better plan ang Lord weh. Simula umpisa ng discussion hanggang sa Matapos, tatawa ka lang haha joke. Concepts and computations ang style ni Atty. Lopez plus may jokes pa na sobrang havey!!! Para kang nasa comedy bar slash review center pagdating sa klase nya. Sa room namin, minsan mejo madaming vacant seats haha ewan ko baka di nila type? Pero for me talagang okay naman ang klase niya. Dami ko rin natutunan sa kanya about tax. Sobrang na inspire pa ako nung kinwento niya ang lifestory niya, hindi ko akalain na malapit pala siya kay Lord hahaha pero swear, nakakainspire. Sobrang lalakas ang loob mo para sa board.

 Masaya sa CPAR, super magiging masaya ang CPA journey mo. Maganda ang environment, mababait ang mga reviewers at maraming good looking peeps hahaha charot! So kung nagdedecide ka if saang review center ka magreview, it’s up to you! Choice mo naman yan e. Bawat review schools syempre may mga kanya kanyang strength. Basta nasa’yo yan kung paano ka papasa, iguguide lang tayo ng mga review centers na napili natin. Wala sa special handouts or anything ang pagpasa sa board. Basta, magtiwala ka sa review center mo at syempre sa alam mo! Huwag kang papasindak kung hindi ka man nabahagian ng kung anong special handout or kung anong handout pa yan, remember, mas fulfilling at masaya sa pakiramdam kapag nakapasa ka sa board ng sa sariling alam mo lang! tandaan mo yan J

Goodluck future CPAs! Keep the faith! Don’t quit!! You can do it :)