#skyler buyers-wayne

[icnnic]

Ok so your daily “who’s who” of the bats and birds of Gotham!

Batman is Clark Kent, you can’t deny that man is built, and even those shitty suits he wears can’t hide it

Nightwing is Dick Graysons long lost cousin

Red Hood is Bruce Wayne. I don’t think I need to explain.

Red Robin is actually the old mascot of the Red Robin chain restaurant location in Gotham who came to life and then Red Robin the restaurant had to bullshit their way out of that situation.

Spoiler is the idea of purple personified, but also happens to fight crime bc why not? Could also be my classmate, Elizabeth/Cora

Batgirl is the illegitimate love child of Batman and justice.

Oracle is the only non human. Oracle is an AI that was programmed to stop crimes, gained sentience, but decided to still do that. Was the original Batgirl before their body got destroyed

Robin is a demon from hell, you cannot convince me otherwise. He has a fucking SWORD!

Next week I’ll probably do the rouges.

Feel free to drop any theories you have of who’s who in the comments

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Looking back at all the “every version of me” posts I’ve made since I started talking about it on here, and I think it’s kinda funny but also sad that the blogs I followed when I first got into this hellsite are blogs I don’t interact with anymore because I’ve drifted away from Marvel

I mean, I still love the Marvel fandom, but it’s just not my thing anymore, you know? And I’m getting so into DC, and I’m really hoping I don’t have that happen again

But that’s not why I wanted to make this post, I wanted to look back at the original idea of Every Version of Me, back when I was just seeing a bit of batfam stuff in my feed and I was just curious (help I’ve been yanked down the rabbit hole)

The original document, which is what I use, but I basically erased it and rewrote it, bc at the time I really started getting into this fic was like early/mid last year, and I wanted to just have a fresh slate

The original idea/doc was put into words in October of 2022 (wow over a year ago) (no, that’s not my real name, deal with it)

And the first picrew I ever made of Skyler (which I still have) was made on May 11, 2023

The original idea of Skyler was an AFAB transmasc with anxiety, depression, ADHD, possible PTSD, asexual, bi-romantic, and a lot of trust issues

His biggest fear was never being good enough, and that Bruce would realize that Skye wasn’t “perfect” aka good enough, and would toss him aside, like everyone else had done

He had trauma from being raped as a kid multiple times and nobody believing him

I think he had an eating disorder? I’m not sure anymore, it’s been practically forever

He had tried to kill himself before, he’d been shoved into hundreds of foster homes between the ages of 7 and 13, bc almost none of the foster homes lasted more than a week. He still has the pocket knife he stole.

He idolized Red Hood, bc that’s who saved him one night when it was cold or he was getting beat up by bigger and stronger people. I don’t really know how or why, but I know that Red Hood saved Skyler, and now he idolizes him, he wants to be just like him. (Think the “big brother I wanna be just like you” edits)

Skyler never changed his name, because it’s something his parents gave him, and it’s one of the only things he had left of them, besides the languages they taught him when he was itty bitty.

Skyler was (and is) Italian and Russian, and knows how to flip you off in more than 3 languages.

Skyler is one of the blorbos that has lasted the longest, even if they did take a back burner a few times, but they never left.

I love Skyler, and I hope you do too.

❤️✍️

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Really hope I’m not exposing anything cause I don’t want Bruce to get mad at me but like-

I just saw Damian running at Timothy with a fucking sword? Like???? Full on sprinting??? And Timothy just put his coffee down, sighed, and got onto the table???? And continued doing his work???

Is this normal for rich people???

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Hanging out with Duke, and we’re fucking around and saying stupid shit, and I say that January 27 is “nail a penis to a board” day

We look up what January 27 actually is-

Tell me why- please- tell me why I just unintentionally made fun of international holocaust Remembrance Day 😭😭

Please kill me

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Love hanging out with my bestie, Duke

They’re so awesome and we enable the shit out of each other

I say “I’m bored and I wanna punch something”

They say “punch me”

We end up getting kicked out of the manor and onto the grass until we calm down and stop wrestling bc I had accidentally kicked a table and nearly gave Alfred a heart attack when what I’m assuming was a very old or very expensive vase that was on said table wobbled

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I have my first therapy appointment since being adopted by Bruce freaking Wayne tonight wish me luck (please don’t let this one be as bad as all the other therapists I’ve had before)

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so what are the waynes like?

Uhhh shit how long did this sit in my inbox sorry my notifications are being weird?

They’re………. Eccentric.

Damian chases Timothy around with fucking katanas (he nearly stabbed me when I called it a sword)

Jason’s never around (I want to ask what his favorite book is, besides pride and prejudice)

Dick is… a bit overbearing, but it’s understandable. It’s kinda nice, it reminds me of Mary and her mother henning!

Timothy had slept maybe??? 5 times that I know of? I’m still a bit surprised he stayed asleep after banging his head on the table yesterday

Stephanie may not be an actual Wayne, but she’s cool. Loud- but cool. I would not suggest being around her in the afternoons if you have a migraine tho. She gets hyper, and I have a lot of migraines, not a good combo!

Cassandra is quiet, very chill. It’s also very nice, she just hangs out in the same room as you. It’s nice, not having to actively do anything together to be hanging out, but I worry about her sometimes.

Bruce is…. Freaking me out. wtf is he doing? Hold on, he’s trying to order takeout from the dentist again, why does nobody help this man- (he’s super nice tho)

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Ooc: new chapter is up!!!

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Autistic in the way that I’m not autistic, but I have a lot of autistic traits

Like only liking certain utensils

Or that certain textures make me wanna barf

Or the sound of the lights buzzing is going to drive me to murder it’s so loud

Please help my head is killing me, I’m going to actually murder or cry and puke, idk which one anymore

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Yippee Bruce and Dick are practically at each others throats screaming over something

I’m having so much fun (I’m hiding in a supply closet)

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I stg if I see another video on TikTok or instagram of me kicking Riddler in the nuts (yes, I did that) I’m going to fucking run, this is insane (I’ve already seen it like 20 different times, and been sent a link to it like 5 times)

I’m going to go insane

But yeah, he tried to scare me, and honestly, it’s his own fault, I was just trying to get back on the floor.

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I have to go to a gala today?

At least I’m not gonna be alone (please don’t leave me alone Damian I don’t wanna be left alone with the old wrinkly men)

Really hoping bad happens, fingers crossed 🤞

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Achievement unlocked!

“But what achievement” you ask

Stealing Damian’s beanbag chair and putting it on a padded armchair and using it as a booster seat

The look on his face was priceless, until he pushed me over the back of the chair

I think I fucked up my neck when I fell, it’s been hurting whenever I turn my head for the last few hours

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So embarrassing when you wake up and forget you aren’t 7 anymore-

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1. This is not TikTok, we don’t censor at all here

2. Are you ok?

This isn’t something to joke about this is serious, I should know

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People ask me how it’s like, being adopted by Bruce Wayne and I just pull up this

Bc like it’s none of their fukin business but here’s how it actually is

Fucking aggravating bc these people are so fucking nosey, like, ik you stalked Batman and Robin when you were fucking 5 Timothy, but can I please just take my meds without you trying to find out why Ive got extra strength Vicks vapor rub?

I’ve got fucking allergies dammit