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[inc0rrectmyths]

Hello !

What's up ?

I love asking u questions. Your responses are always da best .

Describe each olympian in three words :)

And probably if ur bored character u think is just like them ?

Ok! (Idk I forgot all characters I know, I'mma just describe them in three words)

Zeus: I lost control.

Poseidon: Drown the assholes.

Hera: I am tired.

Demeter: GROW MORE TREES!

Aphrodite: A badass beauty.

Artemis, Athena: YASS GO QUEEN!

Apollo: Time To Disco!

Ares: Get some sleep..?

Hephaestus: You deserve better.

Hermes, Dionysus: You good sir..?

[tetsvhoe]

Kuroo brainrot because why tf not?

TW : Pathetic english; disregard for grammar rules; shitty writing

Kuroo used to hate his work routine. Mainly because he had to leave early often, which led to not spending some moments with you and just leaving on a whim which left him so frustrated. But he is not really Kuroo if he cannot find any solutions to problems.

So he just devised an improved morning routine where he just perches you on the counter in the bathroom and makes you do his shaving routine. He will also deliberately make you do his ties and argue that you do them the best and it makes him feel confident. It's not like he can't do either of these activities in the morning. It's more so, because he wants to stare at your face, a little longer and memorise every little changing aspect of it in his mind.

BONUS: After you finish doing his shaving routine and wiping his cheeks, he will just lean in and rub his cheeks on yours and ever so smugly ask you whether they are soft or smooth enough or not. (Sksisjsjsj bye. Marry me already please)

Brb crying because he's perfect and this disease of being obsessed with him is so chronic. Yeah you suffer with me okayyyy!!!!

NISH GOD BLESS THANK U FOR THIS I HAVE NOTHING VALUABLE TO ADD BUT IM DISSOLVING TO A PUDDLE HE MAKES ME SO SOOOFT

bonus: he doesn't like how he immediately has to get ready right as he wakes up so he sets his alarm a little earlier so he could cuddle you longer, otherwise he would feel like he didn't cuddle you enough in the morning which makes no sense but leave him be.