#skiddle

[wally-b-feed]

Anthony Fineran (B 1981), Ralo Mella DRS, 2023

[holylulusworld]

Diddle the skittle

Summary: Soldier Boy is getting on your nerves.

Pairing: Soldier Boy x fem!Reader

Warnings: arguments, SB being SB, talk about masturbation, nakedness, implied smut, language, dirty talk

A loud crashing noise keeps you from testing your new toy. You were done with foreplay and riding your favorite pillow.

Right when you were about to tease your clit with the new vibrator you bought you get disturbed. Typical. Why does the world hate you? You can’t even get off without something happening.

“Fuck…what the fuck!” You exclaim loudly, hastily grabbing your pillow to cover your soaked cunt when none other than Soldier Boy, Vought’s new poster boy, stands in your bedroom. He stares at your bare chest, licking his lips as you try not to scream.

A supe just stumbled into your apartment and it would be impolite to not offer your help. Maybe he’s in the middle of a fight or the world is ending while you're trying to get off.

“Fuck, sweetness,” he drops his shield to the ground before stepping toward your bed. He stares at you with an intensity that you start to squirm. “I believed you were in danger and burst through your window only to find you with a toy?” He cocks a brow, expecting you to apologize for distracting him.

“What? I—what?” You huff, frustrated because you didn’t get off, and have a broken window now. “I didn’t call for help or shit. Can a woman not try to get off without a supe jumping through her window?”

He snorts. “You whimpered so loud that I had to come to your rescue. I can’t let a pretty dame diddle that skittle on her own.”

“Diddle what?” You frown. What the fuck is going on? Soldier Boy just burst through your window and now he’s talking in tongues. “I don’t know what you are talking about!”

“You know.” He grins and steps closer to your bed to snatch the pillow out of your hands. He sniffs at it, groaning as it smells like your pussy. “Flick the bean like a needy slut.”

“Sir, if I flick my bean or not is none of your concern! I didn’t scream for help, nor was I doing anything wrong. I was in my bedroom trying to relax. You can’t just break into a woman’s home only because she wants to get off!”

He smirks darkly while palming the prominent bulge in his pants.

“Sweetness wants to get off,” he hums and dips one knee into your mattress. “How about we throw that toy out of the window, and you’ll get something better?”

Tags in reblog.

[skiddlecat]

wake up babe new reaction image dropped

[lyss-butterscotch]

how do you think the rest of the group felt when ui leaked pebble's condition? i can't imagine they'd be too pleased

Seems a little too familiar...

[snailfen]

if you told me 4 months ago that showing my friend skiddle a clip of "she forgot" and "tacos tirade" would end up giving us BOTH taco brainrot i would not believe you. in the past 2 weeks ive rattled that 🌮 around my head more than i ever have in the past 10 years of watching this damn show

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after coming to the conclusion that i can't run this blog alone, i've gotten a couple of friends to come help me run things! everyone say hello to @trannydragon and @ncsasp!

[silver-oneshot-is-transmasc]

when you see a post and thing "oh my beloved mutual would love this" only to realize that IT'S THEIR FUCKING POST

[dj-wayback]

in tandem to the sliverist ask: hey sep how do you feel about sliver of straw

…Not to mention it’s in bad nature to speak ill of the dead.

[crabussy]

icant believe you hate me. forbeing australian. /j

yes its TRUE! I am blasting kiwi onion dip at you freom my kiwi onion dip blaster. you stole our fucking PAVLOVA I'll DESTROY YOU

[ghostlightfic]

STUMBLES INTO THE ASKBOX. HI I SAW THE POST ABOUT THE DOG THEMING I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO MADDS BUCKLEY'S DOGBIRD. REAL QUICK. NEED YOU TO DO IT. THANKS 👍

HEY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

[beananium]

polite young man

[acerikus]

Man. I really need to play isat huh

[skiddlecat]

guardian won't let me out of this room . what do i do. does it want me to solve its riddles three what

[simcardiac-arrested]

pov wayback finds out who made ns

STOPPPP IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND OVER THIS HAAHAHAHAH

[snailfen]

pebbles is just not allowed to be happy in any au is he /silly

...may i ask for details

so its not anything crazy since the iterators are reduced to smaller biomechanical robots that can just live life as long and peacefully as they please, so pebbles never gives himself the rot on accident; that being said it still forms and starts growing inside of him. hes also just depressed as fuck and believes life is meaningless, so this isnt helping!

so, adaptationally he does still end up lashing out at those close to him, and its when he seriously injures moon while blinded by rage that everything actually falls apart. he isolates himself for a good year or so. im still working out the details for this part so its kinda vague and susceptible to change!

but anyways, in this period of time moon is repaired and her biomechanical parts are healed. shes also been living further away since before the accident, and continues living there for a while. why is she living further away? Idk. robot college maybe, something temporary like that! they previously lived together.

also, pebbles get ruffian! hes got droves of wild scavs around his house like cockroaches, and thats when ruffian just... walks into his life. literally. just crawls through an open window after killing a bunch of scavs and doesnt leave him no matter what. wont say much more about it though, but know that thats not the full story! moon also gets ruffles, but im keeping that story for another day...

after a while, pebbles opens back up and moon is ready to move back into town, and after re-connecting and a few long TLAI-style talks, he offers to let her move back in when shes ready. shes helping pebbles through everything and he feels incredibly guilty (which is why he offered, he didnt want moon to feel like she HAD to find her own place after everything). this is where ruffian and ruffles takes place, when moon is moved back in!

youll see bits and pieces of this recovery and struggle in the future, and this includes relationships with the other iterators.

anyways, the reason i havent shared this til now is cus i was trying to work it all out, haha;;;; wasnt planning on this being anymore than a silly concept id draw from time to time but i love doing the comics!

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hey all, i've hit a point in the year that's always rough for me, so i'll be stepping back from this blog for a few days. my lovely helpers will upkeep the blog in the meantime!